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Roleplay Server Log #169

“Ryan the Dragon, TLOT Returns”

[Doc] Mix has a baby dragon, I do too.

[NK] Oh. *Finally notices GK and freezes, staring at him

[Gk] Narrows his eyes a bit and sniffs

[Stevenson] -sees something in his innovatory it's a glitchy textured spawn for a prince dragon with the name ryan on it which makes him rush outside next to gk and try to use it but it doesn't respond- fuck!

[NK] Are dragons a normal occurrence here? *Baring his teeth at GK a bit. It's not very intimidating considering one canine's broken.

[Gk] chuckles - welcome brother, I like a brine with a little sass

[Doc] what? Oh no, we just, kinda rescue them from other seeds. -Notices the cursing Steve. - hello there, do you need a hand with something?

[NK] ... Hello then. *Calms down since Gk isn't a threat

[Stevenson] my poor baby ryan I don't know how he got here but he won't respond -is holding some kind of glitch textured white orb with a crown on top Stevenson looks like he might cry-

[Gk] So Mix was a two for one deal huh? You guys look related.

[Doc] A baby?! Is it a human spawn egg?!

[Stevenson] no he is a prince dragon.

[Mix] My brother! *points at Nk happily

*NK looks flustered at her happy pointing

[Doc] I don't get it, were you storing it in there like a pokeball?

[Gk] oh cool, I like the gem. Very stylish. - he offers a hoof - Herobrine the Griefer King, Gk for short

[Stevenson] no I don't know how he got into my inventory because he wasn't there before. I thought I lost him to the server collapse. -the corner of his eyes are watering-

[NK] Herobrine.. uh, Nether Keeper I guess. I can't remember my original title. *Shakes the hoof

[Gk] is that the one you were talking about Stevenson? - lets go- so what's your specialty Nk?

[Stevenson] yes this is ryan.

[Doc] Reaches out for the egg - let me see it please

[Stevenson] -reluctantly gives it up-

[NK] Magic, I use commands really flashily? I took care of the nether. My memory isn't as good as I'd like. I've spent who knows how long just hanging out in nothingness..

[Doc] Scans it over - you're missing a few crucial lines here, it needs some repairs before it can hatch- xe takes out hir command block and begins typing with one hand

[Stevenson] I don't know how to give him those lines. -is crying-

[Gk] I'm from the nether too, thats my natural spawn area, don't like it much though, too noisy and stinky

[Doc] I know you can't or you would have done it already, hey Gk can I have a bit of your code? Mine won't work since I'm not a natural dragon

[Gk] yeah, whatever...

[NK] Forced there, but it was livable, changes were necessary though.

[Doc] Gives Gk a sharp poke with a small needle and draws some of his blood.

[Gk] OW! You asshole!

[Gk] Hisses at Doc and turns back to Nk- like what kind of changes?

[Doc] squirts a little bit of the blood on the block and starts unraveling the strands of code and tangling them with the ones xe is writing

[Gk] Stop crying you goober. I've seen this crazy fucker bring people back from the dead. Be patient.

[Stevenson] -is trying to calm down but I failing-

[Doc] pulls out a bowl of healing paste and dumps some of it on the code before stirring it all together with hir fingers

[alexine] -comes outside and sees Stevenson crying- ok what's going on why is Stevenson crying?

[Gk] Docs working on his egg

[alexine] egg?

[Stevenson] ryan -still crying-

[alexine] oh, wait what ryan is still alive!

[Doc] Takes the little crown off the egg and starts rubbing it down with the paste.

[Gk] Hey Nk looks like you got here just in time for another little miracle, heh. You ready yet Doc? I already know what the next fucking request will be

[Doc] Checks the surface of the egg for glitches and finds it flawless- yes please.

[Gl] Leans over with a grumble and starts cleaning the surface of the egg with his overlong tongue.

[Stevenson] DON'T EAT RYAN!

[Gk] I ain't gonna eat it dumbass! - notices a bit of activity in th egg and backs off

[Doc] the egg is now rocking in hir hands and forming cracks - that's better! Here, you hold it, you said it was yours - puts the egg in Stevenson's hands

[Stevenson] -takes the egg-

-liquid is coming out of the egg-

[Stevenson] why is it wet!

[ryan] -hatches almost explosively because he was suppose to be like a spawn egg he is several times bigger then the egg-

[Gk] HOLY SHIT

[Doc] Yeah that didn't look comfortable... But normally dragons do have a good deal of amniotic fluid in their eggs

[ryan] -is a gold and white dragon with three heads and six wings each head had one red eye and one blue he sees he is in stevenson's arms and cuddles closer to him making happy trills-

[Stevenson] -hugs ryan crying happy tears- ryan I am so glad you okay.

[Doc] picks up the teeny crown they removed from the egg and puts it on the middle head.- who's a cute little baby huh?

[ryan] -is confused at the crown because it never had before the other two heads take it off and all three start noming on it-

[alexine] well it's good to see ryan again Stevenson is going to protect him with his life like normal

[Gk] He better... Or I'll pitch his ass in the bay...

[Doc] heh, what do you think of that Nk? This is my brine specialty as Gk put it. I fix things.

[ryan] -decides to put the crown on Stevenson's head so now he is wearing he squeaking and seems pleased with himself-

[Gk] does it have three independent brains?

[NK] It's interesting. So far everything has been.. pretty unusual.

[Stevenson] no because ryan has reverted back to being a baby but when he got older though the head move independently they all spoke as one

[alexine] yea Stevenson taught ryan how to speak.

[Doc] This place is a sanctuary Nk, everyone is from someplace else. Usually someplace much more dangerous.

[NK] I... see. It's a lot to take in..

[Mix] You can stay with me if you want, or Doc, if they'll let you.

{NK] uh..

[Doc] it's okay Nk, my castle is big enough to get lost in. I take in new people all the time, the spawn is rather rough at night since we've been here a long time so it's easier to just shelter new people myself until they can build their own places.- turns to the Alex and slightly soggy Steve- that offer stands for you two as well

[Doc] oh, and the baby of course, more little dragons are always welcome.

[Stevenson] -is too busy with ryan to respond-

[alexine] we won't be there long as soon as we have the supplies we will start heading out.

[Doc] Heading out where? Do you guys plan on roughing it? Or do you actually want off the server?

[alexine] more to build a place farther away

[Doc] shrugs- okay, just FYI though, the village near the spawn is the biggest one on the seed if you want to trade with the Testificates. Apart from that you only have a little more then a days walk before hitting totally untamed wilderness.

[alexine] untamed wilderness seems good to me.

[Doc] Me too, that's why it's like that, take what you need but replant where you chop and no strip mining. Be kind to the seed and it will always provide.

[Gk] Hippie

[Doc] How can I not be? You cynical beast. It saw me dying of heartbreak and gave me a loving mate.

[Gk] is rolling his eyes but it's hard to tell

[alexine] we tended to stick to caves because of the constant changing environment made cave always plentiful and we would rather not get lost in long tunnels

[Gk] As if reciting from memory - torches on the right always, even I know that shit. Just from stalking Steffan.

[Doc] Besides, it might be a good idea to stay close until Ryan is bigger. We've got several adult dragons if you need advice or babysitting.

[alexine] ryan is a little smart then you would think.

[Doc] I didn't say he was dumb, but he is small, and could get lost or hurt.

[alexine] -looks like she might laugh- I guess you never seen the crazy craft mod this server is like a padded world compared to crazy craft

[Doc] No, I have not, but the 'padding'as you say of the server is also intentional. We have tons of baby animals, pokemon and small children. Some Herobrine's like to fight so I keep the pvp turned off too. I can't risk anyone with a glitch damaging the server itself. The firewall has a ton of extra redundancies as well to keep the NOTCH's out.

[alexine] I say padded because most thing in that mod do more damage then an enderdragon.

[Doc] is a bit flabbergasted- Why would anyone install that....?

[alexine] a challenge there are powerful weapons and armor you can get

[NK] I'd like to look around a bit, is Doc's home close?

[Gk] About three chunks but there's a lit path most of the way.

[Doc] I... I've had enough challenges just trying to survive out there... I'm heading home. Anyone who wants to follow me can.

[Mix] I'm coming, I gotta make sure Liz hasn't eaten Deer's hand or something. Little troublemaker...

[Doc] I'm sure she's fine. She's tougher then she looks.

[Mix] Of course she is! Liz is just a very determined bab.

[Doc] I'm amazed by how fast she's learned to talk

[Mix] So was I. Sky says Liz is pretty fast, even compared to dragons on his seed.

[ryan] -sees a spider trying to sneak up behind Stevenson and a large amount of fire balls come out of all three head right at the spider killing it in a second-

[Doc] Whoah, okay, time out! One more thing! My house has a few skeletons that father Steve considers his brothers, and a tame creeper that's not capable of exploding. If you hurt them, he'll cry, a lot. If you see a mob in a sweater leave it alone. They won't attack you anyway.

[Stevenson] hear that ryan mobs with sweaters are friends -ryan nods in understanding-

[Doc] Good. There's also one friendly Endermen with crossed eyes, he'll probably think you're adorable and try to hug you. He's also harmless

[Stevenson] isn't that the one in the bar right now?

[Gk] Who was walking quietly with them -Yeah, he's a doof. Can't tell a brine from a steve.

[Stevenson] anyone else?

[Doc] Mobs...? Sam the bartender. There's a wither skeleton that roams around free with just a shirt, his name is W. I think that's all.

[Gk] There's Sky, but he doesn't look like a normal enderman. Oh and the super tiny endermen that hang out with Gem. But they're rarely without an adult for supervision.

[Stevenson] did you get all that ryan? -he shakes his heads yes-

[Gk] Ohhh, I smell something good... - he trots across the little bridge ahead of them and around the side of a small house, wagging the tip of his tail like an excited cat.

-Theres a sound of someone giving a little laugh of suprise-

[Stevenson and alexine] -sit down on the grass to rest they are playing with ryan quietly-

[Sweet Alex] Comes outside with a bowl of cookies and tosses one in the air

[Gk] snaps it at the top of it's arc and munches happily.

[Sweet Alex] Oh! You brought friends to! -

[Doc] Yeah, lots of new arrivals - xe's cut off as Alex thrusts the bowl in hir hands and races back into the house for the tea tray.

[Sweet Alex] Throws down a few wood blocks and lays out more tea and cookies.

[Gk] Settles down with a sigh and there's a sound of gentle rumbling not unlike a purr.

[Doc] Sniffs the bowl in hir hands- Oh! Did you go visiting?

[Sweet Alex] Yep, I traded with Mousse and Squrl for some of the dark touchie syrup.

[Doc] Oh, the mousselasses. Yeah, that's good stuff. Well come on, anyone who wants some. No need to stand on ceremony.

*Mix sits down and NK does too after a few moments

[Doc] Guys, this is Sweet Alex, if you need anything that smells or tastes nice, she's the one to ask. She can also speak glitch if someone is badly hurt or errored and needs to communicate.

[Gk] Slightly grumbly- She also makes kigirumis for anyone who's cold and feels like looking like a cute animal

[NK] What is a.. kigirumi?

[Sweet Alex] It's a one piece jumper with an animal design. Usually with a teeny tail or wings depending on the critter and a face on the hood.

[Doc] She's just as good at sewing as I am.

[NK] Oh. Sounds.. Interesting.

[Stevenson and alexine] -they join the group. Stevenson is holding ryan as he looks at everything on the table-

[Lie] There's the sound of a teleport and the end of a sneeze as Lie lands in the yard in front of Sweet Alex's place-

[Sweet Alex] And you have a baby dragon! So cute! Oh, hey Lie! Something set off your allergies?

[Lie] - No... I think that was just a sneeze...

[Doc] Lie! I think you forgot something on TLOT and Steve's seed.

[Lie] - What do you mean?

[Doc] Um.... giant lust flower?

[Lie] Faces pales a little- Fuck...

[Doc] Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I hope the villagers are smart enough to stay away from it.

[Lie] - Maybe... We should go take care of that?

[Doc] Actually no. It's not fair to go back without offering to take TLOT and Steve with us.

[Lie] - Right... So maybe we should let them know what happened?

[Doc] Well I was getting to it. I found a new brine, and I was going to show, them and Alexine and Stevenson the castle. Since they'll likely be staying with me for a bit. This is Nk ,and the bitty dragon is Ryan.

[Lie] - Hello! I'm Lie

[NK] Hello. *Raises hand a bit in a wave

[Lie] - So who are you in relation to?

[Gk] Takes another cookie as if he's stealing it.

[NK] Mi-

[Mix] Me! *Happy grin

[Lie] - Oh Mix! That's wonderful!

[Doc] Is just having some tea.

[Mix] It's not the whole family yet, but it's better than nothing

[Lie] - Well I wish you luck in finding the rest

[Doc] Wait, Mix, you said something about a NOTCH, did you not mean Firebird?

[Mix] No, he's not mine. Not.. Like, familial.

[Doc] Then what's the deal? Did you guys adopt him into your group from another seed or something?

[Lie] Sits close to Sweet Alex to listen to Mix's response-

[Aweet Alex] Offers Lie a cup of tea.

[Lie] - What kind is it?

[Mix] Firebird's basically adopted. Last seed. Or was it the one before... He can't rightly defend himself so he just sort of tags along. He's useful in his own way though. It's Flowey who's a nuisance, really.

[Sweet Alex] Darjeeling

[Doc] Kinda like all the ones we picked up in the sub seed. That's very kind of you Mix.

[Lie] - Ah, no thank you then. Do you have any more oils you'd like me to change into flowers?

[Mix] It's how we got little Benny too. Followed us all the way across a seed. Like, all over the place. Sky insisted we bring him with after.

[Sweet Alex] Not at the moment, but thank you for asking.

[Doc] He's bright for a chicken.

[Lie] - Just let me know when you want me to come over to make more

[Mix] Yeah, he is.

[Doc] I think I'm just going to call them... - starts typing in the chat. And then exclaims - Oh! You already know? It's wonderful isn't it!

[Lie] Gives Doc a curious look-

[TLOT] Suddenly appears in their midst with Steve on his back. He's near running in place he's so happy.

[Lie] - TLOT, hey

*NK leans back a bit as they appear

[TLOT] Lie! - He rushes her and hugs her, spinning her around.

[Steve] practically tackles Doc and hugs them as well

[Doc] Ooof!

[Lie] Squeaks a little as she's hugged-

[TLOT] Lets her down, it's obvious he's been crying- Thank you Lie... We couldn't wish for better friends.

[Doc] Air please-

[Steve] Oh, right. - Eases up a bit and then releases Doc.

[Lie] - Who told you?

[TLOT] Cp! I'm shocked he wasn't exstactic since he got to kill a NOTCH.

[Lie] - Er, that may be my fault... I kinda yelled at him as soon as we got home...

[TLOT] Why?

[Doc] He ditched me. Tped the whole group and left me behind to walk back alone. Assbag.

[Lie] - His excuse was that it was good training for Doc

[Doc] Suuuure.

[Lie] - In a way I think he was genuine about that though. I think he wants to make certain you can get back, he just doesn't know how to teach it very well... Or that's how he was taught

[Doc] Still hurt my feelings...

[Lie] - I know I know

[CP] Comes down the path on his way home- OHFOR FUCKS SAKE CAN'T I JUST GET AWAY FROM SOME OF YOU FUCKERS!?

[Sweet Alex] waves cheerfully - Hello Cp!

[Gk] What the hell did I do? I haven't seen you for a few days.

[CP] - Not you GK

[TLOT] Cp! Gonna refrain from hugging you again even though I want to.

[CP] Growls a little-

[TLOT] Be nice, we have new arrivals after all. Even a new brother brine. - gestures to the group

[CP] Groans-

[Doc] Oh get over it Cp.

[Lie] Motions CP towards her and he complies-

[Doc] Thank you for fixing the thingie detector Cp. It led us right to the Nether Keeper here.

[CP] - Don't care

[TLOT] So Nk?

[Doc] Yep

[TLOT] Sticks out a hand- I'm Herobrine the Lord of Tears, TLOT for short. And this is my husband Steve.

[Steve] Smiles sweetly.

[NK] Nice to meet you. *Shakes the hand

[CP] Sits next to his wife and pulls her into his lap-

[TLOT] So you hanging with us for a while or headed down to the house under the waves?

[NK] Hanging out

[TLOT] Cool! Can't wait to show you around.

[Doc] Hey guys.... Lie kinda left a giant lust pod next to Kore so we need to go and get it. Do you want to come with us now that it's safe?

[CP] - Do we really have to go back there now?

[TLOT] Is silent for a long moment and then yells far too loud - HELL YEAH I FUCKING DO!

[Steve] I'm in.

[Mix] Can I come? While I'm out it'd be nice. I'm sure Deer can handle Liz a bit longer..

[Doc] Certainly, and Lie, we kinda need you since it's your plant.

[Lie] - Yeah, I know

[TLOT] Hey Gk, you wanna go? You might get to scare the fuck out of some people.

[Gk] Grins- You had me at scare.

[NK] I... think I'll come too.

[Doc] I think you need an impressive mount for this, old friend. - Xe steps back and transforms. Hir big paws thudding hard on the dirtblocks.

[CP] Grumbles and holds Lie a bit closer to himself-

[TLOT] Climbs onto Doc's back and pulls Steve up behind him.

[Gk] Trots over to Mix and Nk, before kneeling a bit - Come on, get on, I think we're going in from the sky. You too Lie, I think someone is planning on being rather loud.

[Lie] Come on CP, let go

[CP] - Nope...

*Mix climbs on and NK does as well

[Mix] This'll be fun

[Lie] With a sigh decides to take the easy route and flicks the collar onto her husband, moving quickly so she doesn't squish him. She reaches down and picks him and his clothes up before climbing onto GK- This way you can't leave anyone behind again

[Gk] She's got you there Cp.

[Doc] You guys behave, we'll be back shortly. - Xe yells into the chat - I'm off again darling, but I'll be home soon!

[Doc] Makes a hole in the firewall and zooms through

[Gk] Is startled and has to run to keep up.

[Doc] Now knows the way and goes straight for the server, it's moved much closer because of the still running PC in hir inventory.

[Doc] Practically bashes a hole into the other place and bursts out of the void and into the sunlight. Gk is hot on hir heels.

-As they pass into TLOT and Steve's home the gaudy brine's power swells out in ripples, he no longer has to hide and his seed welcomes him with everything he'd lost being away returned tenfold. He howls in exhulation, and it seems to shake the air that's rushing around them.

[Steve] Follows his lovers primal scream with a happy cry of his own

[Lie] Feels TLOT's power rush over her-

[CP] Shudders a little-

-There's a second wave of power from below them as they fly out over the city, too fast to see what's happening underneath, it fills every corner of TLOT's being and he climbs atop Doc's head, balancing himself like a surfer on hir snout.

[TLOT] HEROBRINE HAS RETURNED.

- The shouts below them rise up in a roar.

[Steve] Looks down and his eyes go incredibly wide

[Doc] Can't look down because TLOT will fall off.

[Gk] Why the fuck is everyone naked?

[Lie] Starts blushing very hard- WHY!?

[CP] Hisses-

[Doc] Lands on a roof top and levels out hir head so TLOT can talk to them.

[TLOT] NOTCH IS DEAD.

[TLOT] JEB IS ALSO GONE.

[TLOT] This world belongs to me now.

-There's a lot of cheering but the Testificates seem a bit exhausted.

[Gk] Lands as well. - Uh, why the fuck are you guys naked, it's not that hot in the desert, is it?

[Lie] Has her eyes shut-

[Someone wearing a priests robe tied at the waist.] They found the flowers near the ruins! They passed the word along to us! A sign!

[Testificate fem] And then the battle in the desert!

[Yonger Testificate] We touched the giant flower and felt your heat! Spread the love everywhere!

[Lie] Squeaks-

[Older dude] We had an orgy!

[TLOT] Is just staring with his mouth open.

[Steve] I bet that was fun.

[Mix] Kind of regret my decision..

[Lie] - GK... Please take me over to the pod so I can destroy it...

[Testificate mal] We love the plant you left us! We've been watering it for you.

-The pod senses Lie's closeness and shifts, diving under the sands-

[TLOT] Okaaay. -Mentally to Lie - maybe we should just leave it-

[Lie] Mentally back- Are you sure they won't kill themselves by fucking so much?

[Doc] Loud thought- at least they seem to have loosened up

[TLOT] Nah. They're Testificates. They're a hardy bunch.

-The pod erupts out of the ground nearby and hovers over the group of brines-

[Testificates] Shout and point and move back a little so it doesn't drool on them

[Doc] I could make a spawn block from the nectar? Make a fountain for their temple?

[Lie] Groans- GK, ground please

[CP] Mentally at TLOT to tell Doc- Do you want to get near that Nether liquid?

[Gk] Sure, He hops down and cants a wing so Lie can slide down it.

[Doc] You guys are so loud, I can hear you you know.

[Lie] Slides off and the pod follows her- Easy now, come here- She watches as the pod lowers itself and nudges against her

[Doc] I'm all over it. - Xe Hops down to the ground and lets the lovers off hir back before sticking hir paws out in front of hir. The purple coloration on them bleeds over hir claws and becomes a rather large pair of hir normal rubber gloves. Xe pulls out a bucket.

[TLOT] Is standing in the crowd, they seem determined to touch his cloak, and Steve is getting a subdued version of the same treatment.

[Lie] Glances at Doc before stroking the plant, encouraging it to open it's pod. There's a slight ripping sound as it does so, it's thorny teeth shimmering with liquid-

[TLOT] Give me a little space guys, I'm gonna make you something.

[Doc] Clicks into the mouth with the bucket and it ends up full of the shiny black liquid.

[Lie] Smiles and then yelps as the plant tilts it's head and forgets to close it's pod when it does so, about half of her is covered in nectar-

[CP] Looks very unhappy on GK's back-

[TLOT] Puts his hands on the ground and the blocks in the plaza begin to flip and lift. They form a golden ring and raise up a pillar in the center.

[Doc] carries the bucket as if it may at any moment explode and clicks on the pillar with it and down in the basin. The fountain fills with the liquid and there are gasps from all around.

[Lie] - TLOOOOOOT...

[TLOT] Now show a little restraint my people! Make sure you rest in between lovemaking and drink lots of water. Use proper lube and aftercare, and don't neglect your partners feelings!

[Lie] Looks at the pod- You've done your job well...

[Testificates] Cheering and promises all around.

[Steve] Now you guys should really put a little bit of clothing on. You're gonna get all sunburned.

-Few random yells - Yes Father Steve!

-There's a general milling about and Doc looks at Lie with more then a little concern.

[Doc] Um Lie? Are you okay?

[Lie] Turning a bit red- I don't know...

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