#i hate ants

[kalopsia1sblog]

“Ants’’

Dazai x Fem! Reader x Chuuya

Voyuerism, Deepthroating, Cum Eating, Orgasm Denial, Inappropriate use of ants, Threesome, Fingering, oneshot

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Being in the ADA has calmed Dazai down from his previously apparent sadistic nature. Now, it only became visible whenever he was fucking you and cruelly manipulating your orgasms to his pleasure. This past time he had pulled you into the nearest alleyway and flipped up your skirt, bending you over and roughly pushing his deft fingers into your wet folds and stroking your clit.

“Wow, so greedy for me already.” Dazai snarkily murmurs, kneeling down to see the slick leaking out of your pussy. You whimpered, pressing your hands against the wall as he continued to stroke and occasionally pinch your nub, almost letting you reach your high. When he suddenly pulled out his fingers and gripped your waist taking away your first orgasms you whined desperately.

“J’ wait a second f’me, okay? I wanna try something.” He grinned heartlessly as he pulled a jar out of his pockets, and while you tried to twist around to see what he was planning to do, he reached over to grab your jaw and force you the other way around again.

“So impatient, just let it be a surprise.” Dazai groaned as you felt a curious crawling over your thighs as a sharp shooting pain went through you. Crying out from the uncomfortability, you felt Dazai’s hands leave your waist as he pressed his fingers against your thighs repeatedly. Looking down you saw ants crawling over your legs and Dazai killing them just to smear the blood over you. Tears leaking from your eyes, you saw his sadistic smile as he took one of the ants and left it on his finger as he drug his hand across your pussy, letting it bite you more before he squashed it. The pleasure of his long fingers mixed with the pain of the bites led you to complete your orgasm. Panting, you didn’t even notice that someone else had entered the alleyway, and was watching your encounter with Dazai.

“Oh? Chuuya, what a surprise!” Dazai sarcastically said. “What, you want to join?”

“You really are a shitty guy, you know?” Chuuya tutted as he walked over and pulled your hair, tilting your head back to look at him. “She’s much too pretty to be your slut.”

“Ah~ so rude Chuuya,” Dazai woefully remarked, as he fisted his dick, preparing it to thrust it into you. “She enjoys it well enough.”

Chuuya rolled his eyes as he stuck two of his fingers inside your mouth, pleased when you started sucking them, the squelching sounds making him hard. His eyes roamed over your body, seeing the ant bites and how they were quickly swelling with fluid. A heat began in his core as he imagined you filled with his fluid. Pushing your head down to his dick, he groaned as you sucked his length, deepthroating it and swallowing his cum. You lifted your eyes and saw Chuuya’s head was leaned back against the wall, clearly about to cum. Feeling Dazai’s rough thrusts into your pussy, your moans were strangled as your mouth was stuffed full of Chuuya’s cock. After he ejaculated, you swallowed his thick load, and your mouth was finally released from the full feeling. You could feel Dazai about to reach his limit as well, and when he cummed, your core was filled to the brim with white. Chuuya and Dazai helped you to stand up as Chuuya knelt on the ground and started to eat you out, his tongue licking deep inside your pussy. Dazai tilted your head up as he kissed you needily, still tasting Chuuya in your mouth.

Breaking off the kiss, Dazai tauntingly said to Chuuya, “How’s the taste of my cum, huh?”

Chuuya glared up at him, white ropes dribbling down his mouth, as he continued to deeply suck and lick your needy pussy. You orgasmed over him, and once he finished licking it off his lips, he replied, “I can only taste her, shitty Dazai.”

In a delirious state, you could feel them carry you out of the alleyway and to a nearby hotel so you could properly rest after having been used so thoroughly by the both of them.

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A/n: Why did I write this.

#dazai x reader #dazai x you #dazai smut #chuuya smut #chuuya x reader #chuuya x you #dazai x reader x chuuya #i cried writing this #i feel so violated #new fear unlocked #i hate ants #i dont want to write ever again #i say as 20 mins later i start on another fanfiction #this is the first thing i wrote after getting over my writers block #i am so sorry ants

[xinanigans]

Bro these ants gotta get the FUCK out of my house RIGHT NOW

#ants #i hate ants #they are everywhere #they were surrounding the outline where I dropped a slice of pepperoni #what the fuck do they still think the pepperoni was still there??? #AND WHY SO MANY???? UNDER MY BED??? #I won’t be able to sleep tonight that’s for sure #they are also in the living room I can’t do this #in my backpack too

[deadfishwalkin]

One time I made golden syrup to use for something I was baking. I used up a bit, but I accidentally made way too much, so I sealed it up nice and tight and put it away in a dark, empty cupboard where nothing could destroy it.

Flash forward a month later, I get the jar out to use for something else and there's an ocean of ants drowning in it. Turns out there was a tiny crack in the jar and all the ants sniffed out the sweet sugary syrup and came out from god-knows-where and let all nine circles of hell loose on their bounty, only to be mummified alive in amber treacle-y hell.

Some part of me finds it pretty tragic that ants, small enough to dodge radiation, resilient, loyal, strong, these wonderful, overall near-invincible creatures-

Yeah, some part of me finds it pretty tragic that they managed to squeeze into the tiniest crack in the impenetrable wall guarding their treasure and rushed in to claim their bounty, only to be defeated by a trap spun from liquified sugar and human ambition.

I don't know if I identity more with the jar or the ants (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

#krupukpost #golden syrup #baking #ants #the moral of the story is that ants suck ass #i got an ant under my ipad screeen once and it was just freaking burned in frying living it's best live in its equivalent of the sun's core #rambles #i dont know #why is everything so exhausting bro drowning in treacle is preferable to going through life sometimes #i hate ants #word vomit #im in spain without the a 😞 #'where'd your jar of syrup go' the ants eaded it all :( just as they shall consume our rotting flesh from our bodies when we're laid to rest #tag urself #r u the jar of promise sealed away somewhere in hiding only for the enemy to penetrate the smallest crack in order to drain u again #or r u the ants marching towards their inevitable death dreaming of glory and offbrand honey drowned in what they love #can u guys tell im tired and don't know whag the hell im writinf 🐟

[gnome-gang]

God I hate ants

#I hate ants #they should die #stupid orange-scented motherfuckers

[outerspacedunce]

yeah so in fact i went crazy over the ant situation in my house (my house is so old, so i am convinced they live in my fucking walls) and i cleaned my bedroom, vacuumed and mopped and then I had to help my partner with the new chicken fence but it started raining and i lost steam AND THERES STILL ANTS IN MY BEDROOM SO I'M LOSING MY MIND and im tired and snotty

#i hate ants #i hate them #i hate them more than any other creature on earth #i HATE them so muuuuuhch dgsksgskskd #im fine #its fine im getting bug killer #.personal

[sithbelle]

Man, I really hate ants.

I know they have their place in the world and ecosystem, but right now, their only place is under a cloud of poison so their writhing, fragile bodies get the fuck out of my house.

#i hate ants #ants suck #seriously get out of my house #this is the third time in a week they've broken in and I'm getting really sick of it

[the-migraine-electric]

ANTS

I hate ants so much, those stupid little SUCKERS THINK THEY CAN CRAWL UP ME, WELL I HATE THEM AND THEIR GODDAMN LITTLE LEGS. IF GOD IS SOOOOO COOL, WHY DO ANTS EXIST? IF SCIENCE IS SOOOOO GOOD, WHY DO ANTS EXIST? EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEIESTS AND BELIEVERS

#ants #I hate ants #Stupid ants

[colacorvus]

I hate bug I will aggressively defend said bug from people who say its useless but i still hate bug

#i hate ants #and mosquitos #qnd wasps #but they DO things #jengu jabber

[thehypnosbunny]

I hate ants.

They are everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Near the doors, near the shower, near the pantry. Pls winter come soon, I can’t take it anymore.

#i hate ants

[mommymooze]

The ants have found me.

I'm a goddamn fool

#i hate ants #take this tasty poison to your queen #mindless followers #ruiners of picnics #spineless demons

[xinanigans]

BEGONE FOUL CREATURES BEGONE

…ant killer arriving Thursday…. All I can do is watch in horror…..

#I HATE ANTS #THE VACCUM IS DEAD IM DOOMED #ignore the hair I’m balding #xin’s pet ants

[shewhoeatssand]

*Aggressively spreads breadcrumbs* Good luck :DD 🐜🐜🐜🐜

#i hate ants #this reminds me of that time I took the mail out of the mailbox and opened it and it was just a box full of ants.

[pen-islander]

i fucking hate ants

those stupid like shits always come into my house like they own the god damn place

i will find ur colony and burn it

watch me

#i hate ants #fuck ants #they #can #go #fuck #themselves

[carriegalaxyy]

I got an ant bite on my eyelid and now it’s swollen and it hurts, and now I look like a doofus with red eye makeup :’)

My mom didn’t believe me when I said it hurt when she touched it like bruh :’|

#i hate ants #and living in the country #during the summer #damn you ants #e #Carrie rants

[stars-and-loops]

Every bug serves a purpose on our little blue planet

They're all useful and cute

Except mosquitoes

Mosquitoes were made by a trickster god

-🐛

i also hate ants. they're infesting my house right now and i hope all ants explode and die

#mav answers #i hate ants

[sociallost]

Ants are insects that defend themselves by biting with jaws and pinchers on their heads or stingers on their bottoms if they feel threatened by humans.

I did not threaten those mfs I was sleeping

Like I said I was SLEEPING

Why do they seem to prefer biting us when we're asleep? One theory is that bugs, including ants and mosquitoes, are attracted to the carbon dioxide we exhale when we breathe

what the actual fuck

#i hate ants #its already so hot and humid #dealing with bugs is no better #i was merely sleeping and now i want to make q presentation on why Ants are the Worst Creature to Exist during Nights