#i like my coffee as white as me

[soldier-poet-king]

Suddenly hysterical (in a bad way????) Okay???

#solution to hysteria is always shower. always #i already made dinner so ill eat after #and maybe itll be ok..?? #is this bc i had a caramel macchiato this afternoon #i never buy fancy sugary coffee #its like. a rare treat for me #i usually just go for americano or flat white. im v boring ik #BUT I SAID. oh no a trear #but that was like FOUR HOURS AGO #why am i AHHHHHH now #(this week this week this week is sm im going back to my parents house. ew. might be finding out abt that job #my boss comes back from vacation. its just alot all at once and i rlly just wanna nap #AND i didnt end up going thrift shopping today bc i got sad again and embroidered for like 4 hrs instead #what i really want is to go to the el cheapo thrift shop that isnt bougie but like dirt cheap like a proper secondhand store #i cannot get there by transit its technically in mississauaga #so i would need to borrow my mother's car #which means she would want to come #which means i cannot shop in the men's section for fun patterned button downs #BLEGH BLEGH BLEGHHHHHHHH #do u undersrand how much i want fun patterned button downs and also an old man blazer #NOTHING IN THE WOMENS FITS MY SHOULDERS PROPERLY OK #the duality of fran #if i could wear mens pants with my hips i WOULD

[labyrynth]

ok so your first problem was assuming mdzs is a story where Good People are Rewarded and Bad People are Punished.

your second problem was assuming that MXTX—who goes out of her way to showcase unresolved, tragic, undeserved endings in all of her works—would ever write a story with such a shallow notion of “deserving.”

the only reason wangxian makes it out unscathed is because they’re literally the protagonists. authorial intent and plot armor ensure their happy ending. that’s it.

#mdzs talk #moi #i mean it also helps that neither wwx nor lwj give a rats ass about the rest of the cultivation world #wwx had already fucked off and lwj was basically doing that too #that man has never given a single shit about politics and maintaining good relationships #like what does it say about you if even jiang cheng is a better politician than you. #mister ‘don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee. or after. just don’t fucking talk to me.’ #but yeah wangxian is like oh we helped to create a massive power vacuum and destabilized the entire cultivation world? #ahaha no way!🤪 hey actually can this wait? my husband and i wanna go fuck in the bushes 🥰 #like. lwj that’s YOUR brother that just lost his most significant emotional support of the last decade. #wwx that’s YOUR pseudo nephew whose parental figure you just got killed. #that’s YOUR pseudo nephew who now has to become sect leader at like 15. #but nah they wanna go bang on the side of the road #god forbid they try to clean up some of the gigantic mess they helped to make #and nobody try to argue ‘well but jgy!!’ buh buh buh nothing. jgy cleaned up after himself. #neither wwx nor lwj had ANY personal stake in seeing jgy dead. lwj SHOULD have had a personal stake in keeping him alive actually. #i still think it’s super shitty and hypocritical of lwj to defend wwx so strongly and yet try so hard to condemn jgy in PRIVATE #both wwx and lwj really showed their asses at guanyin ngl. obviously huaisang did too. #like yeah it’s noble and righteous or whatever but like. righteousness was not why lwj defended wwx before. #wangxian stans being self-righteous and hypocritical? with classist double standards? with black and white mentality? #wow! who would have ever guessed?

[nuuralshams]

Opening tumblr is like. Entering my cozy room filled with all sort of weird stuff that would make sense to nobody else but me. It’s filled with all these packages that other people have left for me to see. I store the ones I really fancy on my shelves, so everyone else can also view them when they enter my room. Some I like so much I store them on the shelves and also pass them onto others to see because I think “oh I bet they’d love to see this too”.

Just my comfort place.

#I think there’s lots of candles burning in here too #and it smells like a bakery and coffee #the weather fluctuates between heavy rains with thunderstorms and blue skies with fluffy white clouds and a gentle breeze #just the way tumblr makes me feel :’) #things on my mind

[nebulaedaniel]

next dragon city video should be them making coffee so i can judge them

#i want to know their coffee orders but in such a chill and casual and normal way #i knoww theres the caramel macchiatos but that was ages ago #i dont think phils tastes has changed too much? since he adds vanilla to his coffee #but he also Likes coffee. i think he swings between a filter coffee with milk and a like caramel latte #dan feels like he could be into cortados #i WANT to think that he likes americanos but thats just me projecting #realistically my guesses are a flat white or cortado #nebulae.speaks

[oatbugs]

LOVELY DAUGHTER UNSOUND MIND!

#her name is the morning dews her name is light ! her brother has no excuse for his cruelty she can #change the world she has to change this country first if one day she resents me i hope i will care for her stil #his name is the lake his name is the singing bird he is going to to die soon its all neurodegenerative i miss him dearly #and ill miss him more still. a pool of wealth gathers on the shores of an island in the carribean holding ears #building domes and turning heads away in terror of the finite. a photo to the chat of a styrofoam cup full of himalayan salt #sent by the millionaire. answer echoes answer. would you like to be a guest speaker inside my lungs? #THROW THE ARROW INSIDE THE AUTOCLAVE PIERCE THE APPLE ON THEIR HEAD WITH GREAT STERILITY WITH GREAT CARE WITH SOUND MIND #somewhere over the ocean there is turkish coffee the dark wood of a berlin coffee shop the white sunlight of swiss alps #my friend sending me poetry in jest from tokyo her heart in rural china #my heart with the large sun of northern iran flowing through streetlight poles at dusk holding two trans girls hand in hand

[anotherpapercut]

I will never understand how some people hate all tea, which there are like a billion flavors of, but love coffee, which all has the same terrible taste no matter what

#i hate when people try to get me to drink coffee by being like try this one its mostly sugar you can't even taste the coffee #i literally can taste the coffee in things that are stored next to coffee beans for a prolonged period of time #several people have tested me by tricking me into drinking something with trace amounts of coffee and i can always taste it #and its fucking disgusting #i hate the smell also. when i worked at starbucks i had a terrible time. i couldnt even drink our smoothies bc the mix was stored w coffee #and i could taste it in the smoothie. everyone thought i was insane but once they gave me 2 samples of smoothie #one from a brand new mix and one that had been sitting with the coffee beans for a long time. and i knew which was which #without being told. and they finally believed me lmao #i will never forget this one time i accidentally switched mine and my friend's and drink (soda and iced coffee) #and took a huge sip of iced white chocolate mocha with caramel (i also dont like white chocolate and caramel!) #and almost threw up. i had to seriously fight to swallow it bc i knew if i spit it out in my friends car he'd fucking kill me #i was like well in case you were wondering i still hate coffee

[spider-man-2o99]

do u think miguel has 2 deal with stinky bitter venombreath in th mornings... how could u even Try to cover that up. lord. miguel just inexplicably always carries around those specific extremely-flavored hard candies in his pockets like a Grandma in case of Emergencies bcuz the taste of mint is Overwhelming 2 him but now he seems like even MORE of a cryptid to the people around him who don't Know About the whole Spider-Thing,,

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #HI yes i do still make hc posts i just got a lil quiet lately because i #[TV STATIC NOISE] #thank u 4 understanding lol. <3 #ive been Chewing on this one for Days but i think im just gonna hafta accept that my borked senses just aint suited 4 this task. #i must Outsource my Flavor Queries . #ANYwaygs 4 sciences sake say if ur wretched spider teeth produced Incredibly Bitter Incredibly Concentrated Liquid while u were unconscious. #what does the jury think would be this sad little clowns go-to palette-cleanser brekky. what do We The Peobple think. #me i think his Specialest Most Favorite Breakfast Treat is. like. literally just plain buttered blueberry muffins made from box mix y/k #simple guy @ heart w/ simple wants nd simple needs but Those Needs Still Usually Arent Met etc etc etc. #usually just has his optionally untoasted slice of white bread nd novelty mugs worth of Black Coffee nd goes on w/ his day.

[noblesvacation]

Tidbits about Food

What we've learned about everyone's food preferences!

Lizel

likes: tea and fruit water

dislikes: cheese, but he can eat it

cannot drink alcohol at all

Gil

likes: meat, alcohol

dislikes: chocolate and sweets. can't stand even the smell. mushrooms

Eleven

likes: sweets, alcohol, pretty much everything. stomach is a bottomless pit

dislikes: ?

he has a habit of biting the rim of his glass

#a gentle noble's vacation recommendation #a mild noble's vacation suggestion #穏やか貴族の休暇のすすめ。 #休暇 #manga #japanese webnovel #i'll think of this as a vacation and enjoy it #my personal headcanon is that gil specifically likes strong and bitter flavored alcohol like whiskey and red wine #doesn't that just fit his vibe #he's definitely a red over white guy #rum might be good too. one again dark over light #dark liquors over the clear stuff like vodka #except maybe gin #i've only had gin like once but #idk i don't drink much but it's fun to think about #i imagine lizel mostly drinks black tea #because of the pseudo european setting #he takes it with milk or lemon #(OR don't do those at the same time folks) #and sugar just when he feels like something sweet #like an afternoon pick me up #i imagine he's also a fan of fruity teas #and white teas #also juice! or rather fruit water #lizel is ALWAYS drinking fruit water in canon #eleven literally eats everything idk what else to say #the biting is a leftover habit from teething as a child #lizel also drinks coffee but he prefers tea #jazz hands tell me your headcanons!

[v-arbellanaris]

i think some of u need to calm down and remember this is a game. i did not pay [redacted amount of money] for a game to not explore all the options, and if you did, i think you're stupid and should have just watched a playthrough on youtube.

#objecting to the lack of dialogue/response options. in a game notorious for a breadth of dialogue and response options. is like. not a crime #when 500+ people are like 'man i wish i could've done x or had a chance to say x' and ur response to that is 'well doing x just makes you #a piece of shit and [other black and white thinking options here]' like. #joining the war on lack of nuance on the side of lack of nuance. embarrasssinggggggg #'u are a piece of shit for--' i love Narratives. i love Stories. i love writing characters who do awful and terrible things and are 100% #convinced they're right in doing it. i love that they get mad and upset when people they care about don't agree with their insanity. #great that u have ur perfect fairytale playthroughs. i want blood and guts and heartbreak and messiness #i want a story that rips my spine out. i want character arcs that make me want to die. and then i want to be told Making A Bad Decision #is not the end of the fucking world. actually. it doesn't mean the end of everything and the only option for u now is death. etc etc #like great you're out here writing perfect protagonists who never do anything wrong. i'm out here writing protags one bad day away from #becoming a villain. i'm out here writing protags who ARE villains and are really convinced they're the heroes. i'm out here writing heroes #that the world is convinced is a villain. go write your coffee shop aus and get out of my corner of fandom lol #tbd

[nexus-nebulae]

so like. lately I've been feeling like there's some kind of Thing living in this house with me, like a spirit or creature or something, and i feel like it's been here a long time bc of how long things have been going missing in this house with no explanation. and i noticed when i got really badly sick i lost something and it made me like. sob uncontrollably bc it was important. and then i started Finding things in odd places. so i started thanking the mysterious entity. and now I'm finding More Stuff more often. and like i feel strange for believing in this entity bc I've always been told believing in pagan things is childish (??????) and feel awkward thanking it but also i Want To bc it's polite. anyway i wanna like. leave a little offering or something but don't know what would be appropriate bc i also dont know what entity this is

#first thought is like. house fairies #I've always thought it was something fae related i think? #but like i. don't really know a lot about real fairy folklore bc of all the Media I've consumed #i don't really know what's accurate and what isn't #like sometimes fairies are depicted as extremely powerful and like. human sized #sometimes they're just tiny little trickster guys #and also i don't know what folklore like. applies to me if that makes sense????? #im White™ and whatever culture my ancestors had was scrubbed away to force jesus in instead and i don't know how much my blood matters #I'm mostly german and welsh and was raised like. loosely catholic #and the word appropriation has been watered down so much by The Internet that i can never tell if I'm Doing That anymore #I'm just scared to do literally anything bc what if someone says i am #but also i feel very very drawn to certain myths and stories and entities and feel like letting that go would tear me apart in a way #like I'd just lose something and there'd be a hole that couldn't be filled by any other belief #I've TRIED to fit in other beliefs but they just don't click #i dunno. im scared of doing something wrong but it feels like home to me #anyway i want to leave an offering to this Entity in my house to thank it for returning some things #but dunno what i could use #do you think a fairy would appreciate lactose free vanilla coffee creamer. we dont have normal milk #i also wonder if candy would work. i have a ton of chocolate and caramel #though i also wonder if the Entity is stealing candy from the jars on my windowsill #i wouldn't mind that i don't mind sharing

[etchedstars]

favorite thing ever is to go on goodreads and search up the names of books i hate to see if Everyone Else has the same opinion on it

#they usually do #this is about a lesson in vengeance which i read on the way back from my writing program and hated with a passion #today on i hate pretentious mcs who have literally every privilege and treat poc/enby ppl to further their own growth #also ik this is dark academia but literally why the fuck do they drink hard alcohol so much #when its not alcohol its black coffee like ok. what the fuck #i love complex characters but they were both pretentious -> traumatized -> manipulative -> hatred just switching up the order #then theres . 'my dormmate wants to be skinny soooo bad she does everything to be skinny well IM skinnier than her and she wants to be me' #'my doormmate is black and has been ostracized from her sorority cult for having a personality :((( well IM white and i was ostracized for #KILLING MY GIRLFRIEND' #like there is a clear difference. plus that character was only ever there to further the mcs understanding of race which . bffr #this couldve been fine if it wasnt for the mc who is The pretentious dark academic white girl trying to pretend shes not like the other #pretentious dark academic white girls #'and then theres me. who like REAL literature and wears tweed blazers' like youre aware this is literally the starter pack for every 13 y.o #person who thinks this will make them Cool right . like you do know that . #wow. anyways #the overdue asteroid strikes again #i am in fact a hater

[ishizizzle]

I love stardew valley yall ☕️☀️🌻

Edit: Stardew blog

#stardew valley #sdv harvey #stardew farmer #sdv farmer #harvey my beloved #my art #ishiart #ishizu art #ok those tags out of the way yalllllllllllllll sdv ppl can i join? like can i come over? #stardew valley consumin me yall getting tasks done in game motivates me to get tasks done irl #and my farmer is so cute and harvey is so cute and aaaaaaaaaAAA YALL #sdv is really letting me escape in the best way #and HARVEY #That man is my shnookems ok my lil cinnamon apple #I am noticing my thing for 2d men with that bed head and a nice pin stripe shirt and a lil coin 💀💀💀💀💀😫😫😫 #all he wants is coffee and things pickled and wine and he gives oil massages and takes care of everyone ohmygawwww #that's my lil white boy #OH my farmer oc is Farmer Shine (Harvey calls her Shy for short) #every time i hop on stardew lately its partly to imagine lore so i figured that meant I need to draw it to get it out my system

[thinkingnot]

beans

they sure are good *eats a raw bean and writhe on the ground like a fish out of water* <- (btw lost a tooth)

#thinking about beans #mr bean ye hes cool #coffee beans mhmmm #beans on toast mhm nom #mung beans in literally any food #mung beans by themselves 🤌 #red beans 🤌 #bean sprouts but specifically in aromatic foods because i dont like the smell of beansprouts alone #sesame sprous are real cool looking wait we off topic thats not a bean #soybean literally carrying every south east & east asian cusine i know of #idk about black beans but i heard it makes your hair blacker or silkier or sth idk my mum has it to lessen her gray hairs #theres also them emperor beans or sth #all the bean desserts 🤌🤌🤌 #i had a mungbean cake with a red bean filling while drinking soymilk in taiwan like ted nivision got nothing NOTHING on me /ref #(reference to once he said on chuckle sandwich podcast he was having bean with rice and like double?? fried beans and i dont get it whyd you #fry beans nevertheless twice at that ive never had fried beans and idk if its the incredulity of the fried beans or the jealously that ive #never had fried beans that i come after them like that but anyways fried beans my enemy and double fried beans my nemesis #bean puns are cool too #OMG WHITE BEANS #oh ye so i was like ive never had a burrito like the ones with beans in them i hope i can have them frrr #theyre not here or they are but the price is straight up crazy like nahhhh #you ever thought about like carrying beans around and throwing them at places cuz they grow so easily (dies easily too but we not talking #bout that rn) and then telling your friends youve bean to the places both meanings #i should have like a bean pouch or sth but its so humid and hot here im afraid imma open the pouch one day with accidental sprouts 🌱 #hoodie’s moots #hoodie’s ask #hoodie’s rambles

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

5 drinks to get to know me: (tagged by @goblinsbriide <3333333 luv u)

any kind of black coffee [iced/hot]: (whether that be an americano, french press, cold brew, brewed/drip coffee, straight up espresso, etcetcetc)

plain teas: ([fresh/looseleaf or teabag] ginger, green/gunpowder/genmaicha/boricha, rooibos, chamomile, lavender, oolong, herbal, etcetcetc)

water mmm mmm mmm

sweetened chai w/ milk [or alternative milks] : (ex. iced chai, masala chai [other ppls or my own that i grind from scratch every time hehehe], my kashmiri naanis kashmiri chai <333 [esp. if im drinking it while in kashmir !!])

[refer to the tags for the "5th" answer] sry not sry i am an indecisive bitch

#mehrtalks #im probably missing a bunchhhh of things but here u go #also i stopped drinking juice and soda/carbonated beverages over a year ago so if u had asked me this then -> #i wouldve prob included mango/pineapple/orange/apple juice <333 and 7up <333 and virgin pina coladas <333 #and coconut water and probably smthg like those mint drinks etcetcetcetcetcetc #also white mochas/hot chocolates and caramel apple spice !! and psl type drinks (from starbucks) were my luvs but i dont drink them anymore #oh and i would gaslight myself into liking iced caramel macchiatos (or just sweetened milky coffee in general) and tea lattes omg (but -> #london fogs still kinda hit ok) #also im not rly a matcha person so do with that what u will #oh and mango dragonfruits w/ water i was obsessed w for a hot minute omfggggg i would get trentas every day when it first released whoops #and pink drinks kinda BUT SPECIFICALLY FROM THE USA #OMG AND THOSE GUAVA DRINKS STARBUCKS USED TO HAVE WERE MY SHITTTTTT BUT I USED TO ADD MANGO PIECES AND SOMETIMES MANGO DRAGON BASE I THINKK #i always rant oops anyways bye

[iwatcheditbegin]

It’s so frustrating when doctors refuse to believe you. Or gaslight you about how your own body is. No degree in the world gives you the lived experiences someone is having

#it’s even worse if you’re autistic or adhd #i have insomnia and adhd and was saying I drink coffee at night and the psychiatrist is just like ‘ well coffee has caffeine’ #you didn’t let me finish I drank that then went to sleep you know I have adhd #or saying adhd meds are appetite suppressant when I have actually always remembered to eat when I take them #or get hungry bc I recognize my body sensaomoew #I’m not even gonna get onto woman’s health issues #I have white men in my fam look at me in shock when I say women aren’t beloved by docs