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#i like to think that the coralines dad version is graham
dailyfirestarter · 4 months
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itsthemysterykids · 3 years
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Good news! The opposite versions of yourselves have arrived!
Coraline: How the fuck is that good news?!
Caroline: Pl-please don’t curse i-it’s-
Coraline: Oh, God! Not her!
Wyborne: Wow, nothing like stepping through a portal and coming face to face with the junkyard version of you.
Wybie: Well, how do you think I feel? You look like a Black Félix Graham De Vanily.
Wyborne: … Well played.
Opposite Norman: Then I cast a spell to make the ghosts attack Alvin, my dad, and I eventually took over the town.
Norman: … That’s horrific.
Neil: You don’t mind being friends with him?
Emo Neil: We’re not really friends. But as long as I’m getting some protection, he can do whatever he wants.
Dippy Fresh: What up, bruh?!
Dipper: You’re the worst.
Mabel: Why don’t you like love?
Goth Mabel: Love if foolish and makes you do stupid things.
Mabel: But I love everyone!
Goth Mabel: That explains so much.
Raz: You killed your dad?! Isn’t that a bit much?!
Razputin: Nah, but you should’ve seen it. I just cut the net, threw rocks while he was on the tightrope, and SPLAT! Dead.
Raz: … You absolute bastard.
Lilian: Then I like, had my dad cut down like, every single tree in the backyard so I could like, get my swimming pool!
Lili: … Why don’t we have a talk on the roof?
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