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boxwinebaddie · 10 months

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Style beach day PLEASE

ohhhhh my god. my friend, you do not understand. i was born for this. years of watching famous/infamous ‘beach day’ filler episodes in animes has prepared me thoroughly for this moment.

what’s funny is chapter one of pep was actually my riff on ‘what if south park was a style anime that had a dramatic, iconique beach day episode?’

but i will happily, gladily — nay — it would be my honor to give you another one :) on an actual beach and not that hellscape pond

so i am going to say they are on a junior/senior class field trip or the cfpom ( the core four plus one more ) are just taking a road trip during spring break because fuck u shitpark chodearado why does everyone else get to score bad bitches shake some ass and catch some waves at the beach? why not us, bitch!?

so the boys ( and dearest marj ) use good ole google to find a beach and they sure do — it’s beautiful! everyone is stoked!

except for kyle! surprise surprise! kyle is not stoked! kyle hates the mf beach! it’s too hot he literally is a human sunburn he fucking hates sand is disgusted by all the weird wet algae plant matter, scared of the weird little sand crabs trying to pinch his ass 25/8 ( me too besties i understand u ), thinks people are loud and ugly and is committed to having the worst time of his life bc he is the fucking fun police.

i imagine even outside of vampire au kyle he looks like marceline the vampire queen on the beach:

big ass sun hat like HUGE, huge sunglasses, swim shirt…is he wearing the star of david swim trunks from the 7th grade flashback bc he hates swimming so much he doesn’t have another pair…it’s more likely than u think shsksk sitting there under a fucking massive beach umbrella mad as hell trying to read like the picture of dorian grey scowling at every child so aggressively that one cries! that man is here for one reason and one reason only…

can we all guess? shsjks

stanley randall william marsh, of course ;)

( everyone say gaaaaaaaaaay )

who….there is always a risk factor involved when taking that man to any large body of water because there is a small likelihood that…he will not come home and decide to stay there forever dhskks

kyle had assessed the risk factor of having to visit this god awful place to visit his super best fantasy mermaid ( best friend ) boyfriend for the rest of his life….and decided it was worth it to ogle him in his natural habitat…which kyle baby i totally understand…

because stan….of course, looks fucking beautiful.

he always does that son of a bitch. but especially in the sun, at the beach, badly bleached blonde but gloriously tan ofc. how can a man look that beautiful in terrance and phillip swim trunks is truly a mystery to kyle…girls are taking snapchats of him like ‘jessica look at this fine ass man on the beach he is short but ill slouch’, he’s like handing seashells to little girls, picking up beach trash on his way to kyle who is…not reading his book again…fkn idiot like ur iq is 900000 STAND UP! everyone’s favorite emo beach angel

and ofc when he gets to kyle stan is like kyle pile~ <3 u know in the way that makes him want to throw up from stress, will u put sunscreen on my back marj is shy, last time kenny moaned dhsjs and i don’t trust cartman not to draw a dick plus…..i want u to! :)

( everyone say gaaaaaaaay again dhsjsk )

and kyle says “absolutely” in the most shrill least chill fucking voice in the world because he totally *didn’t* have a dream like this one time shskkds Pain!

so kp lovingly ( awkwardly bc he thinks he is going to die ) administers the sunscreen onto extremely stunning sbf back and before stan leaves he folds all his little cheap emo boy jewlery into kyles clammy sunscreen covered hand and gives him a hug which….kyle is getting too much action this beach episode and we are five minutes in pray for him

then stan is like “ok i’m off but if i don’t make it back i love you” like dead serious and kyle is like please pinch me am i dead ( also dead serious ) and stan laughs and is like no dumbass but the ocean is an unpredictable mistress i am at her mercy and u never know so ily kp enjoy ur freaking lame nerd book and please try to have a little fun for me <3

then u know they secret style handshake stan grabs his surfboard and shoots kyle the ~shaka~ and is off

kyle…naturally…reads three entire pages of the picture of dorian gray before proceeding to spend an uninterrupted 30 minutes watch stan do beautiful sexy merman things in the water

meanwhile elsewhere kenny has obviously acquired the tlc and attention of every fine ass milf in the area also a white claw lmaoooo marj is tall as hell also wearing a hello kitty bathing suit and is decimating at beach volleyball! like her skill is unmatched she looks really sweet but she is wiping the floor w all these chads and brads!

also she almost kills cartman with the volleyball bc she spikes it but also…regrettably with all her jealous rage watching every hot mom hit on kenny and it hits cartman right in the head and knocks him out cold! HKKSLHD SLAY OLAY!

and u know…maybe we should be concerned that cartman has a concussion but he also said a lot of mean things abt how women’s sports weren’t real or valid and he would not be concerned abt anyone else…so what does kenny do tell marj she’s a hero and then bury cartman in a sand body suit and give him massive sand stripper titties! cowabunga dude!

kyle high fives kenny for his sick….but sick handiwork and they laugh for a little and then kyle is like huh wait kenny have u seen stan ( bc of course during the five second interval that he wasn’t like staring shamelessly behind his sunglasses stan goes fucking MISSING ) and kenny is like ging baby relax have a sip of white claw ur tripping stan is literally half fish he’s fine

which does not work because at that exact moment kyle watches in full frontal horror as stans surfboard hits the shoreline WITH NO STAN NEAR OR ON IT and like looks down at all stans little adhd boy jewlery and sparks dog tag necklace and is suddenly sooooo sick and is like nononono something is fucking wrong im gonna check on him

this is the climax of the beach episode ofc ( WHICH REALLY WAS COMEDY GOLD AND FAN SERVICE FILLER UNTIL THIS POINT SMH ) bc kyle whips off his big ass hat and sunglasses and goes ruuuuuuuning into that unpredictable ocean this is his antihero moment

( i swear kyle is like lawful neutral bc he likes order and stan marsh and no one else and stan is like neutral good n not lawful bc one time he accidentally stole a pen from the bank shskskd )

so he is swimming around and sputtering ( if u can remember after kyle almost drowned in starks pond in 7th grade stan spent a very painful and stressful summer teaching kyle how to swim so he can swim now but he still has really bad ptsd ) like having a panic attack like i swear to god i will beat posideons ass i will fight this whole goddamn ocean where the fuck is my stanley marsh

who ofc! pheeeeew! pops up breathing hard and smiles radiantly at kyle who is like relieved and also about to strangle him shehshs Yay!

naturally stan says something stupid and very cute like “i did not know there were clown fish at this beach” or “excuse me sir but land is that way” HSJSJ and kyle is saying sooooo many swear words like people are covering their children’s ears he’s like HAHAHAVERYFUNNYBITCHITHOUGHTUFUCKKNGDIEDWHATTTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHU

stan is like omg omg calm down u are going to cause a tsunami! i am fine! or ok it was a little dicey there for a second because i went to dive for something and my foot got caught in this bed of kelp and stuff and i couldn’t get free for a second but thank god im a junior lifeguard right!

LIKE SHSKSKS STAN!!!!!! U ALMOST DIED CHILL NOT TO THE TIME TO FLEX ABT BEING A JUNIOR LIFEGUARD

kyle i feel shares my rage and stress and is like stan what the FUCK was so important on THE OCEAN FLOOR that u DOVE FOR IT and almost DIED!?!?!? also his hair looks so funny rn like it is Flat he is so mad that beach is a jacuzzi they are boiling bc of how pissed kyle is Im Crying

and stan is like oh!!!! well when i was surfing i saw this little piece of sea glass that was the exact shade of green ur eyes are so i wanted to grab it and give it to u <3 tada! do u like it

EVERYONE SAY GAAAAY AGAIN FUCKS SAKE

kyle receives the most beautiful piece of sea glass in the world from the most beautiful sea creature in the world and immediately is not angry at all and is more in love than he has ever been in his life which means he totally says “i fucking hate u”

stan speaks fluent kyle and says "i love u too" then it dawns on him that “oh my god did you swim all the way out here because u were worried abt me??? AW!!” and kyle is like "PFPTPFTPTPFPTT NOOONOOO SHITUP OHMYGODJK ACTUALLY U CAN DROWN UR SO anNoYIN—“

does not finish because stan kisses him on the cheek and is like “i was gonnnnna say that was really cute of u dummy"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!

( stan calling kyle dumb is my favorite thing bc it’s not true and he’s the only person who can get away with it )

kyle is fully speechless and pale and also red and stan mistakes this for “oh my god ur shaking!!! u must be so cold and stressed oh my god did u check ur blood sugar??? ok im giving u an emergency piggy back ride to the ice cream shop buy whatever u want ky ur my hero”

beach episode starts to come to a close, kenny marj stan and kyle get ice cream laugh ( kyle totally gets the sea glass wire wrapped and wears it every day he is not even a jewlery king but its that serious for him ) they all vibe the sun sets over passed out sand sculpture cartman w the sand boobs….life is beautiful

the end <3 shsksks like and subscribe!

#WHOEVER SENT THIS THIS WAS SO ICONIC THANK YOU THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE #style #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #i am the ceo of the south park bl anime put me in that writers room matt and trey pls just one chance

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snarkwriteswrasslin · 3 years

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w.i.p list

┌ I’m not gonna lie. I am.. a very slow person to get things done. Given that this seems to be the case, I thought I would throw this up here so you guys know I got your requests and have drafted them to my drafts.

This also helps you guys so that you know what letters are in the process of being done / what’s left to send. As I finish something on here I’ll take it off Iguess? Idk. I mainly just posted this so you guys could see it and know how horrible I am at keeping up with shit.

If you don’t see yours on here, i didn’t get it or I don’t write for the person you asked about and I’m very sorry if that’s the case... Feel free to re-send, even though I warn you my drafts are... hella full. No, that is not a complaint at all. I enjoy that? It’s been nice so by all means, if you don’t mind the wait (I do these in order of how inspiration hits me on particular days fyi and some characters are harder for me than others) go ahead and send me things, I don’t mind at all!! .

I’m finally getting inspiration to write my own things lately, so whenever that comes I definitely don’t ignore it because it’s been so long since I have.. Anyway, you know the drill. It’ll take a while, but. whatever you send to my ask, if I write for the person you ask for, will be done. I’m sorry, I’m horrible, I really am. I acknowledge this. Thank you guys for being so patient with me, I love you all so much.

Any items that are in italics are currently sitting in the queue I’ve set up. Reminder... Read my about before sending in an ask.┘

NSFW ALPHABET

adam cole d o y |

baron corbin - l m u

cash wheeler - [ i l s ] | [ m o r ] | c s u |

chuck taylor - [ c v ] | i k w |

drew mcintyre - a b c |

eddie kingston - | b k m | d i |

jay white - d f k | a c e | g h i

jeff hardy - a b c |

jon moxley - | c d w |

jungle boy - b w y |

kyle o’reilly - d o y |

matt jackson - u y |

orange cassidy - o | k w

pac - dmx | fos

ricky starks - b e k | i |

sami callihan - i c u |

santana - aoq |

tommaso ciampa - f j m |

trent beretta - d i k |

tyler breeze - l x y | d j u

xavier woods - e j w

wardlow - k u ] | [ b m r | c i p

Headcanons;

adam hangman page nsfw / soft mix

chuck taylor enemies to lovers

eddie kingston nsfw headcanons

jungle boy nsfw headcanons | soft friend headcanons

orange cassidy nsfw headcanons |

timothy thatcher anything I choose (probably soft/mature idk)

Drabbles;

( these might take longer tbh. i just haven’t been having any luck with them)

Vampire Landlord

part 2 of a Roman thing from back in october, yiiikes. i am... horrible.

Sacrificed to a demon

Stuff I’m doing for myself;

timothy thatcher pick up line one shot ( nearly finished )

sequel to the MJF pickup line one shot thirsty, (nearly finished)

+ a few other ideas I have on the table that I lowkey wanna do.. The thatch one is just the most complete and therefore the most pressing matter currently.

#wip list #PSA #i feel like such a horrible person knowing I have so much in my drafts and ya'll are probably ready to kill my ass lmaooo

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companionjones · 4 years

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It Goes Two Ways

Request by: Anon

Request: if you write for snl cast members i would love a kyle mooney x reader about the reader and kyle first meeting and developing crushes on each other 💗 thank u!

Pairing: Kyle Mooney x Reader

Fandoms: Saturday Night Live, specifically season 39

Warnings: Pulling all-nighters, unhealthy sleeping habits

Author’s Note: This is random, but did you guys know that Mooney played Watson in the Sherlock vs. Batman Epic Rap Battle of History? This could probably be common knowledge, but it was news to me.

*******

“Look at you, getting goo-goo eyes for the new guy,” Seth Meyers teased as the two of you headed back to his office.

Biting your lip in an attempt to hide your smile, you denied, “Shut up. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

He laughed, “Yeah, right. You, my friend, couldn’t keep your eyes off of him.”

“Mind your own business, or I’m not sticking around to help you write this Vampire Sleepover idea you came up with. What is that, anyway?”

Seth shrugged, “I don’t know. I couldn’t think of anything until the pitch meeting.”

“Like always.”

He rolled his eyes. “Whatever.” A smirk played at his lips.

The next day, there was a knock on Seth’s office door around noon.

With bags under your eyes and sweat stains under your arms, you opened the door. “What?”

Kyle Mooney was on the other side. “Oh. Um, hey.”

“Oh my god...You could feel the blush on your cheeks. “Hey Kyle.” You were also suddenly very aware of how unattractive you were at the time. “Sorry about...all this. Seth and I got on a roll yesterday, and we sort of haven’t stopped.”

Kyle was alarmed. “Hang on, you guys have been going since 9am yesterday?”

“It gets less weird the longer you’ve been here,” you awkwardly explained. “Do you...need something?”

He was reminded why he was there. “Oh! Right. I know it’s kind of pathetic to ask, given it’s my first week and all, but I was looking for some help writing? I just need help with this one punch line.”

“I’d love to, but I can’t,” you denied regretfully. “I’m already helping Seth with his script, and we’re also writing my on. I shouldn’t take anymore on this week.”

Kyle nodded, backing off. “I understand...”

“But if you’re looking for punchline help, you should go to Nasim,” you advised, still wanting to help. “She’s really good with punchlines.”

The new player smiled. “Thanks. Break a leg with your own scripts.”

“Thank you!” you called after him as he started his trek toward your recommendation.

“Let me guess, Taran pointed you in the direction of Seth’s office.” Nasim rolled her eyes when Kyle showed up at her dressing room. “Yeah, Y/n’s in there mostly everyday. But you have nothing to worry about. They’re just friends.”

Kyle avoided Nasim’s eyes. “Why would I care if--”

“Don’t play dumb. That’s why you went to Y/n first, right? You were too obvious at the pitch meeting,” she stated.

Kyle bit his lip, embarrassed. “You think so?”

“Don’t worry,” I saw Y/n sneaking glances at you, too. I bet they feel the same way,” Nasim smugly reassured.

In awe, he repeated, “You think so?”

“Yeah, I do,” she smirked, “Now come on, let’s see what we can do about that script of yours.”

*******

Author’s Note: Thank you so much for reading! Fill up that heart and reblog if you liked it! If you would like to read more, I have more fics on SNL over on my page. You should check it out. Have a nice day, night, or whatever time it is for you! <3 <3 <3

#snl #saturday night live #kyle mooney #kyle mooney x reader #companion jones #it goes both ways #i'm live on periscope while i'm writing this

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pretty0purple · 5 years

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My opinion on the groups OF SP

They'res like 4 to 5 I'm gonna say.

Stans gang: they're cute and do everything together!! Guitar queero is real good for Kyle and stan and also stick of truth they are all together in the game!! Princess Kenny is my reason for living. How did they over beat man bear pig, Amazon, gangs, and like whole many others how? Also BABIES THEM AS PRESCHOOLERS IS SO CUTE!! Theyre bike in the last episode if Kenny didn't quit would have been so cool! Kenny loves hid sister so much!! Stan the animal lover!! Jewish, ginger, Jersey kyle, Irene cartman, princess Kenny, and goth stan. All the boys have a part to them!!

Overall 9/10 because yes they can be assholes and not do the right thing but still they good af.

Craig's gang: adorable!! A few episodes they're together and its cute!! METROSEXUAL EPISODE!! They're costumes make me happy! Y'all know you want Clyde my chubby boy!! Token is packed and doesn't brag!! Good children yes yes. Not the main reason but c r e e k. Y'all I would let Jimmy beat me for a nickel. They all have a different accent except token his is like normal. Jimmy and his stutter!! Is Craig's nose stuffy all the time? Tweek panicked and anxious voice!! Clyde's is hard to describe but its like kinda stuffy but not?? I love them anyway!! SPACE MAN CRAIG!! Barbarian tweek, spaceman Craig, fast pass, mosquito, and token himself are amazing!!

8/10 because not enough recognition and they're assholes but good ones. I mean they dobt do the weird shit Stans gang does but they are kinda mean to them.

Girls gang: y'all I don't know much about them but they lookin out for each other!! Good shit! In one if the games I believe you get them to fight on your side and they will!! They wnat justice for the world!! "I told her~ DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!" bebe's boobs destroy the world. Y'all they a good ass group! Annie knows whats good!! Nichole is my bitch she's so nice and like I love her!! Esther is a cutie!! Anyway callgirl, cheerleading, and doing justice.

Y'all they 9.5/10 cause they do whats right but when girls get out of hand shit goes down like Wendy's jealousy over bebe's boobs and that one teacher. And they're fued over Heidi. Y'all better watch yourselves with them.

Goths gang: u h m I love them! Love them! Michaels"No way, no way nO WAY!" AND PETES RING TONE!! "suck my goth ball!" Firkle is my reason for living!! They're poems make me happy even though they sad as shit. Firkle carries a knife ! They took in stan and Karen!! They good people when it's not 'conformist'. They're bikes in the last episode!! They just hang out in Henriettas room and be goth. That's so goth. COFFEE. The fuckin plant. Yall let us not forget about their fued against the vampire posers. They also smoke which is an aesthetic in a way !! THEYRE DANCE!! Anyway small firkle with knife, poems, coffee, goth music, and goth.

They be 10/10 cause bro they goth, they stabby, they dont take anyones shit, they join a lot of fights in the games, they get their own themes song!! Iove them!! But yeah it's probably'conformist'to be tens but whatever.

Anyway I hope y'all like this or whatever I need to post and shit so Yee.

Could not find one for Goths cause I'm a loser but ya know!

#shitpost #south park #im so stupid #sp things #sp opinions #sp goth kids #sp girls #sp Stans gang #sp Craig's gang #sp gangs

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ssaalexblake · 7 years

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4, 3, 14

3 - Superheroes:

Daisy Johnson (i’m never here for ppl trashing her ~early years b/c we actually got a superhero origin story with as much detail and care some dude would get and ppl can bite me)

Diana Prince (i had to seriously resist buying diana socks this morning ngl)

Slingshot (/Yoyo/Elena Rodriguez) (an underappreciated jem t b h)

(well written) Black Widow (srsly don’t give me crap written black widow just no... crap written black widow includes ‘only here to prop up a story’ widow btw)

Selina Kyle~ and her grappling hooks (who for the purpose of this meme exercise, are female identifying grappling hooks)

4 - Magical Girls

Tara McClay (whom i next to never mention, but seeing somebody a lady who wouldn’t say boo to a cushion evolve into a lady willing to defend herself and others meant a lot to me back in the day)

Minerva McGongall aka the one i privately call Minnie Mcgee because of this stupid fucking website but she’s amazing 10/10

andromeda tonks (no i don’t care that she only had like 3 lines y’all can pry my love for her out of my cold dead hands)

Sydney Sage (from the vampire academy/bloodlines books. No i do not care that they’re trashy, they’re fun, as is Sydney).

In an effort to not overuse harry potter, i’m picking the three witches from the Matthew Swift novels by Kate Griffin, they’re a modern day urban retelling of the three witches from Macbeth (and the trope in general) and made a big impression on me despite being about as present as Andromeda was.

14 - I wish had better a love interest(s)

Samantha Carter. oh Pete. Oh pete of please fuck off (pete is overwhelmingly not the worst one on this list but i can be illogical b/c i fucking hate him)

Tara McClay (second entry in a row where their other half was abusive i’m sensing a theme also gtfo willow) (i’m the only person on the planet who likes willow x kennedy more b/c of this nonesense).

Daisy Johnson. I literally don’t have to add anymore u know what i mean (he other love interests are pretty boring tho like Lincoln was eh and ghosty rider was like, a serial killer who ripped ppls spines out while they were still using them so???)

L O L peggy carter ... do i even need to elaborate??? no, but i’m gonna b/c i enjoy complaining, ‘gee we’re writers and in our infinite~ wisdom we’re gonna ditch angie, the ones the fan want peggy with in all but a dream sequence, and off screen have peggy and souza fall for each other!!! despite last time they were together on screen peggy was busy informing him he was just as misogynistic as the rest of the trash where she worked!’ b/c yeah.

7 of 9 ~ which is slightly not true, though chakotay/seven is the most bullshit last minute hetero thing i’ve literally ever seen (no exaggeration, genuinely the worst) i don’t feel like seven needed a better love interest as much as she needed to not have one at all. She was taken at like 7 years old and then in her 20′s was returned to her sense of self, and when she was returned, she only had the social development of that 7 year old. When they got together it had only been like 3 years???? and like... i just feel it was inappropriate to have any love interests in general at that point tbh.

thank youu!!!!

#akaclairetemple #meme thingy

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remade-jimintensify · 7 years

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TAG MASTERPOST

so i had to do quite some tags and here i finally am doing them. srsly, you don’t have to look at this. even when you are tagged. it’s rlly long and i am .. not rlly interesting ;_; also, i thank everyone who tagged me and sorry that i only am doing this now whoops :’)) oh right, feel free to do any tag you like, you don’t have to do all and you don’t have to post them all at once like me so yeah just :3 have fun, i guess :]

I TAG @flowerchildchim @hoseokxx @aegyongi @ssaipeo @chimppup @strawberryjamjimin @vcute @minhollydays @agustdia @jinsasleep @overthemoonjoon @fairyseok @jimin1004 @xbaangtanx @kyuokie @rninyoonqi @turtlenecktaetae @yoonblebells @zuanshi @carameljkook @pjungkook @qtaes @hobipd @taesflower @joonphases @thisspringday @taedboy @slutlingar @mochikissme @mochikotae @chan-yoongi @sugaswagdaddy @fluffyliontae @extrajungkookie @sugamel @wintrychim @thoughtssilent @poofyyoongi

get to know me

tagged by @sugamel @taedboy @overthemoonjoon @slutlingar @sugaswagdaddy @omojinyounghobi @mochikotae @chan-yoongi @fluffyliontae @extrajungkookie @hoseokxx and @qtaes rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to know better

(had to add some questions for this one, because i got tagged in two tags that were pretty similar >.> lmao)

nickname: kiwi, kiki, kyrosh, kiwei, pure angel :))) jk, everyone says i’m liviing in denial so i guess i shld just accept this and move on :3, fruki but tbh everyone calls me kyra lmao :]

gender: female

zodiac sign: aries

height: 160 cm (sth like 5′2″)

hogwart’s house: slytherin

favorite color: i just rlly love colors in general :3

song stuck in your head: treat you better by shawn mendes

time right now: 5pm

average hours of sleep: six

lucky number: none, what even is luck lmao

last thing i googled: the weather lol

blankets i sleep with: one, but it’s so fluffy (someone come n cuddle)

favorite bands: too many but for kpop it’s (obviously) bangtan, got7, mamamoo, monsta x and all of the others i’m posting :3

dream trip: mm.. canada, korea, japan,

wearing right now: oversized burgundy sweater, black sweats

age of blog: two yrs but i only post bangtan since one and a few months

following: 200 sth

posts: .. coughs sth like 30k

what i post about: kpop, pups and kitties, too much personal shit lol

when did my blog reach its peak: /shrugs/ tbh lmao ;;

last movie watched: mm.. kick ass 2 but not rlly so i’m going with the wind rises

last tv show you watched: grey’s anatomy

do you have any other blogs? my main (taehyung1e)

do you get asks regularly? mm.. not .. really? sometimes? idk :3

why did you choose your url? jimin’s intense :3

pokemon team: i was team mystery lol but this game was.. yikes

favorite characters: aomine daiki, levi ackerman, tanaka ryunosuke (probably), ace and so many more, srsly ;; (only animes lol, whoops)

dream job: a rich bitch

no hallyu tag!

tagged by @agustdia

10 groups/artists you like besides Kpop/liked before Kpop:

pierce the veil

bmth

fall out boy

the neighbourhood

panic! at the disco // brendon urie

thirty seconds to mars

papa roach

hands like houses

one ok rock

set it off

10 favorite non-kpop songs:

keep your eyes open - needtobreathe

bullet train - stephen swartz

no parallels - hands like houses

blasphemy - bmth

hero - skillet

surrender - billy talent

light up - thousand foot krutch

falling away from me - korn

texas is forever - pierce the veil

if you can’t hang - sleeping with sirens

srsly i just put my music on shuffle because nope, there is no way imma choose my top 10. :3

10 favorite movies:

spirited away

lilo & stitch

kingsman

cry baby

tangled

dracula untold

maze runner

how to train your dragon (1 and 2)

every old disney movie tbh, rip

hercules (just because)

i literally have no favs, so idk man

10 favorite tv shows, including anime & cartoons:

buffy the vampire slayer

kyoukai no kanata

dexter (but only the first six or so seasons)

zankyou no terror

orange is the new black

haikyuu

yuri on ice

kim possible

ano hana

toradora

10 favorite manga/comics:

gangsta

hirunaka no ryuusei

horimiya

ao haru ride

ookami shoujo to kuro ouji

endou-kun no jikken note

19 days

kirakira no hibi

soul eater

tamen de gushi

10 things you enjoyed before kpop/enjoy besides kpop, that won’t fit in the lists above:

photography

astrology

books

greek mythology

video games

design

writing poems and stories

museums

flower studies

astronomy

ten tag

tagged by @sugamel last movie you watched: kingsman

last song you listened to: very nice - seventeen

last show you watched: dexter

last book you read?: another day

last thing you ate?: crackers :3

if you could be anywhere in the world right now where would you be: idk.. somewhere where.. i can cuddle with .. someone.

when would you time travel to: either the 70s or 80s or the date i’m done with school, lol

first thing you would do with lottery money: traveling or helping poor countries maybe

character you would hang out with for a day? umm.. aomine :3 from knb

time right now: 4pm

the ‘or’ tag (idk how else to call it tbh lmao)

tagged by @thisspringday

build a snowman with v OR have a snowball fight with j-hope

get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga

go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with jungkook

do a dance cover with j-hope OR sing a duet with jin

kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga

babysit with jimin AND dogsit with v

meet j-hope’s family OR have v meet your family

film a commercial with j-hope OR film a sketch with v

hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook

go to paris with jin OR go to london with suga

film a drama with jin OR do a photo shoot with rap monster

attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with jungkook

spend a lazy day with suga OR explore a city with j-hope

fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook

make up a silly rap with v OR a silly choreography with jin

have a fun picnic with j-hope OR a fancy date with jin

have jungkook serenade you OR have v sing you to sleep

have a dance party with j-hope OR sing karaoke with suga

go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga

cook with jin OR bake a cake with jimin

have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and j-hope OR christmas with rap monster, jimin and j-hope

i decided to not do the nsfw stuff because i am tired, lmao ;;

alphabet tag

tagged by @hoseokxx @overthemoonjoon @pjungkook @yoon-v and @ssaipeo

A - Age: seventeen B - Biggest fear: not being enough, getting more anxieties C - Current time: 6:48pm D - Drink you last had: water E - Easiest person(s) to talk to: friends on tumblr and my mom F - Favorite song: mm.. i don’t have a favorite but i guess, but shape of you is rlly rlly nice to me and maybe also blackbear songs, like, recently :] G - Grossest memory: the spider in the bathtub, fck i almost fainted H - Horror yes or horror no: uhm, no I - In love: with jeon jeongguk J - Jealous of people: .. i am just a rlly jealous person, i’m sick fml K - Killed someone: wish i cld kill my classmates :) L - Love at first sight or should I walk by again: should i walk by again M - Middle name: it would be natalie, but my mom decided to just not N - Number of siblings: two half siblings O - One wish: i want to see my online friends just once, or at least one P - Person you called last: probably my mom Q - Question you’re always asked: are you (really) okay? rip R - Reason to smile: bangtan, my cats, some.. one most likely S - Song you last sang: dearly departed by marianas trench T - Time you woke up: 8:30am U - Underwear color: rn? white and nude V - Vacation destination: i rlly want to go to canada, kraków, seoul or busan, tokyo, scandinavia, back to italy or spain W - Worst habit: not drinking enough, procrastination X - X-rays had: teeth Y - Your favourite food: food is my fav in general, don’t make me choose Z - Zodiac sign: aries

first letter of your name - tag (idek fam)

tagged by @yoon-v rules: answer the questions with the first letter of your name, then tag 10 people. If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice.

What is your name? - kyra

A four letter word? - knee

A boy’s name? - kyle

An occupation? - kitchen assistant

Something you wear? - knit sweater

A color? - khaki

A food? - kidney beans

Something you find in the bathroom? - knob???

A place? - kraków

A reason for being late? - killing :)

Something you shout? - kaWAII! (idek)

A movie title? - kick ass

Something you drink? - kakao (= hot cocoa in german hah!)

An animal? - koala

A type of car? - kia

Title of a song? - king for a day by ptv

eleven random facts

tagged by @chan-yoongi  rules: tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! tag backs are allowed, but you mustn’t repeat any of the facts you mentioned previously. the facts can be absolutely anything! Whatever springs to mind! let’s get started!

i have two cats who own my ass, pretty much

i used to not like the color yellow but now i have a yellow sweater and it looks hella cute

i’m in love with jeon jeongguk

i love finding out about new things

i’m super interested in astrology and astronomy

my favorite sound is probably water and when people talk me to sleep

i love the smell of sunscreen sososo much

i have family all over the world - brazil, germany, france, africa, spain, america, austria and so on

i’m pretty average

i really wanna call my friends i know from tumblr but i am soso shy, but yeah.. just hearing their voices wld make me really happy

my hands are small but my feet are kinda big ://///

fave kpop songs of 2016

tagged by @fluffyliontae @chan-yoongi and @sugamel

no particular order, ofc. how cld i ever decide, lmao :3

stuck - monsta x

lie - pjm, bangtan

wings - bangtan

save me - bangtan

why so lonely - wonder girls

hate - 4minute

shut up and groove - heize & dean

lucky one - exo

check in - hiphop unit, svt

fire truck - nct 127

fxxk it - bigbang

whistle - blackpink

body - mino

very, very, very - i.o.i

galaxy - ladies’ code

love me do - vixx

7th sense - nct u

bonnie & clyde - dean

21 - dean

a few years later - block b

and probably more, heh

url tag (kpop edition)

tagged by @strawberryjamjimin rules: spell out your url with kpop songs and tag ten people

j ump - bangtan i need u - bangtan m ad city - nct 127 i like it - sistar n ow - trouble maker t respass - monsta x e ureka - zico & zion.t n o make up - zion.t s ave me - bangtan i ‘m not sorry - dean & dok2 f anfare - sf9 y olo - madtown

kpop tag

tagged by @extrajungkookie

who was your first female bias? - either LE from exid or hyuna from 4minute (/sobs cuz not anymore), i’m not sure though.. >.>

who was your first male bias? - jeon jeongguk, look at this loyal bub right here /points at myself

who are your current biases? (other than the ones above) - well, as ults i guess jeongguk (which is quite obvious, hello) and jimin aaaand.. well every single girl of mamamoo, don’t make me choose, bye.

in the entire kpop industry who is closest to your ideal type? - tbh, probably taehyung? he is just sweet and energetic and he loves dogs and art and he is aesthetic and idk, i just rlly rlly love him :/

have you ever attended any kpop concert/fan meeting/fansign? - /waves gbye/ NO

if yes, which group/artist? how was the experience? - :)

which group/artist would you like to see live? - bangtan babes ;; and dean tbrh (way more, but these two are like rlly high, prob the highest)

how did you get into kpop? - .. :) my lovely friends got me into that

who are your otps? - every bangtan ship (except for yoonmin, although they are hella cute. i just don’t read them), markson, yugkook, 2hoseok, chanmin, chanbaek, chansoo, yoonhyun, uhmm... more probably? but yeah :3 OH! jeongguk x svt, lolol (esp mingyu, my bby ;;)

when did u start to ship them? - uhm.. jikook since the first second tbh lmao and the others just.. came like that. i think my second bangtan ship was taegi and it was rlly rlly soon after i started shipping jikook. :3

what is your favorite fanfic genre? - fluff, lots of plot with good smut, uhm.. gore tbrh but there is not that much of it :/ angst, when i rlly wanna cry ;; lmao

what is your favorite music genre? - everything except for the good old german schlager, and techno lmao ;; i probably don’t like death metal either tbh ;;

on shuffle (kpop edition)

tagged by @rninyoonqi @mochikotae @sugamel and @chan-yoongi rules: put your music library on shuffle and list down the first 10 songs and tag 10 people.

lost - bangtan

married to the msuic - shinee

begin - bangtan (jeongguk)

let me know - bangtan

black - cover by jung min & daeho

you think - girls’ generation

bae bae - bigbang

okey dokey - zico & mino

come back home - 2ne1

what 2 do - dean

kpop - firsts

tagged by @mochikotae @slutlingar and @hoseokxx rules: list five or ten of your favorite kpop boy / girl groups. put your first bias of each group and the name of the mv you first saw them in.

bangtan - first bias: jeongguk; first mv: dope or i need u

got7 - first bias: jackson and mark; first mv: just right

exo - first bias: kyungsoo; first mv: call me baby

mamamoo - first bias: hwasa; first mv: um oh ah yeah

seventeen - first bias: mingyu; first mv: adore u

monsta x - first bias: jooheon; first mv: trespass

bigbang - first bias: seungri; first mv: fantastic baby

b.a.p - first bias: yongguk; first mv: one shot

wonder girls - first bias: yubin; first mv: so hot

blackpink - first bias: lisa; first mv: whistle

five things tag

tagged by @hoseokxx and @chan-yoongi

5 things you’ll find in my bag

phone

wallet

earphones

glasses cloth

water

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom

bed (!)

photos, a lot

albums

books

school stuff

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in my life

travel a lot

visit a bangtan concert

improve writing

learn about new things

stop procrastination

5 things I’m currently into

bangtan (obv)

writing

photoshop (i’m still learning, bear with me ;;)

astrology

tv shows

5 things on my to-do list:

finish homework

read demian

go out more

start studying for a levels

... secret :3

5 things people may not know about me:

secret :3

i’m not doing so well

i’m honestly such an open book its sad

i have a problem with ppl leaving me behind

i am the epitome of jealousy

random k-pop

tagged by @sugamel rules: go to this website: www.random.org/lists/ and pick 15 of your bias/faves.

mum/dad: mingyu

sibling: jooheon

grandma/grandad: jackson

haunts you: hani hIGHKEY FANGIRLING

boyfriend/girlfriend: yongguk i’m ded

your ex: mino lordY

your bestfriend: joy

proposed to you: solar

your boss: jeongguk .. /coughs i wanna be his secretary

random person you meet at a bar: minho

rival: taeyang

first kiss: chanyeol OK IM OFFICIALLY DED LMAO

drunk and singing karaoke: hyuk o m g, he is such a loser ://

played 7 minutes in heaven with: kyungsoo .. listen.. his.. liPS

gave you your favourite dessert: jimin

#tagged #abt me #FINALLY DID THIS WOW #FFS

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