#i say this all the time to jeb but idk if he knows the reference

[mintenochian]

what other people want added to Minecraft: g u n s

what I want added to Minecraft

•Birds

-For multiple biomes, but mainly for the forests.

-Songbirds would add SO MUCH life to the otherwise quiet areas of the game

-Ravens and crows would be awesome and could use some of the parrot mimicking AI

-Cardinals in the snow biomes would bring a GORGEOUS pop of colour into the white atmosphere

-Seriously we need something to populate the sky, parrots do NOT fly like they should

-nests in trees, can find eggs in them

-doesn't really add a use but fun new feather types would be cool

•Owls

-technically still a bird but would go really well in covered rooftop forests and snow biomes

-we're already getting larger avians added in the form of vultures so why not more large birds?

•Mice and / or rats

-absolute precious babies

-sadly would go well with owls :(

-with cave update coming we need adorable rodents scurrying around

-lil bastards could make mouseholes inside of blocks

-will they be tameable? idk.

-adds the necessity for cheese

•Deer

-MOJANG this is a MUST, this is a NEED

-You literally have pigs, chickens, cows, and sheep spawning in forests what the fuck

-Deer with spotty baby fawns??? Yes

-Young bucks with different stages of antler growth? Yes

-Fawns frolicking in flower forests bc they feel safe

-Stripped wood appearing on trees where bucks scrape velvet off their antlers

-Being able to collect sets of antlers when they fall off periodically (would NOT be attainable by killing the deer, you have to wait for them to shed)

•Elk and Moose

-Same vein as deer

-Bigger, much bigger, neutral instead of passive, less shy

-Snowy biomes

-Better additions than fucking llamas tyvm

-Sidenote but savannahs could also really use some endangered deer-like species to help raise awareness for their status

•Squirrels

-Mojang plz

-Adds nuts to Minecraft ;)

-Black, grey, red, and mixed colour squirrels and breeding

-Brings life to forests like songbirds and deer

•Bears

-Mojang bby you literally already have a neutral bear in Minecraft why have you not reskinned it for grizzly/brown/black bears?

-Bear caves

-Hibernating mobs

-Brings more use to the beehives and bees, bears could be attracted to any area that has more than one bee hive with honey

•WOLVES AND DOGS

-They NEED the ocelots and cats update

-More wolf types (red, timber, snow, black, etc)

-Actual wolf packs (the AI would be difficult to program but the doges are worth it)

-Please let the howl at the moon, if foxes get to say ringdingding all night long wolves deserve to be allowed to howl

-More dog breeds (I know that there's no reason for domesticated dog breeds in Minecraft but ACTUALLY THERE IS)

-Hunting dogs like springers that can jump and run faster

-Foxhounds :D

-Most Important Goodest Boy: Herding dogs like collies and sheepdogs

-Herding dogs could be found in plains where cows and sheep spawn and create herds

-LET DOGS LAY DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE

•Herding

-Instead of having to pen up and enclose your livestock you could form herds of cows and sheep

-Your Goodest Boi herding dog would protect them and move around with them when they graze

-Just soft peaceful minecraft tingz

•Salt licks

-Something SO SMALL but would make SO MUCH HAPPINESS

-Drawing new cows into your herd by putting up a salt lick

-I'm soft

-I guess salt would be a new ore???

•Bird feeders

-idk I think it would be cool

-excess seeds used for SOMETHING

•Raccoons

-The coolness of wolves, the chaos of foxes, the cunning of cats

-thumbs

-be gay do crimes

-can open chests (trigger trap chests to catch them?)

-Fantastic little shits

-Not tameable but will trust players like foxes do

•Snakes

-I know it's a lot to ask and it would be hard to make them look good

-But??? Imagine a tiny lil garter snake in your garden

-unlikely but would be so fantastic

•Rope

-climeable

-please Mojang we need this so badly

-imagine the ships? The bridges? The bell towers and everything?

-super easy to add, just reskin vines and add a string crafting recipie

•Butterflies and Moths

-Bflies could be a unique mob to flower forests and friends with bees

-if moobloom is added they would all be BEST BUDS

-get it "buds" ahahaha

-help with flower polination but just gives a TON of life to flower forests

-We literally have lanterns in minecraft why do we NOT have moths? Such a cool aesthetic addition.

-helps fill both the daytime and nighttime sky

•Hummingbirds

-fourth member of BEST BUDS

-just soft baby

-i love birbs okay

-the only avian who does not work for the bourgeoisie

•Fireflies

-10 million of them please

-they give great hugs

-adds so much atmosphere to the night world

•Cheese

-We have milk

-We have, presumably, goat milk

-Quit being cowards and add butter and cheese

-Butter churn job block for villagers

-V funny bc they have no arms to churn with?? Oh well

•Seashells

-Something decorative and beautiful that could 1) liven up beaches and 2) have snails and crabs inside!

-Mojang plz do not add sand dollars to the game people already don't know how to tell if they're still alive before trying to take them home

•Whales

-WHALES.

-Imagine something as massive as the ender dragon but peaceful. Allows you to stand on them (idk how but make it happen Jeb)

-WHALE SONGS.

-Being so deep and far out into the ocean, and when the moon is high in the sky and you're sitting in your boat, you just hear the beautiful melancholy sounds of the whales in the distance

•Jellyfish

-Idk if y'all know this but the glow squid is a bad idea

-Dream buddy you fucked up, please use your influence to get in contact with Mojang and have them redo the vote. People would have so much regained respect for you if you tried to fix your mistake.

-Also why does a speedrunner get to tell millions of people what mob would bring more life to Minecraft? He's only playing the game for 5 minutes smh

-aNYWAYS

-Jellyfish could literally do everything the glow squid is going to and look better for it AND possibly be neutral instead of peaceful

•Orcas

-Not much to say but it would liven up the frozen water biomes a bit

•Penguins

-You already know why

-Imagine giving a new home to all the Club Penguin players? Legendary.

-Gender doesn't exist in Minecraft but we all know penguins would be hella gay

•Lobsters

-I think they would be cute

-You would NOT BE ABLE TO BOIL THEM ALIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

•Mermaids

-Never going to happen since passive mobs are generally real life animals but it would be so cool

•Otters

-they can hold hands

-brings life to the rivers

-super cute

•Frogs and possibly toads

-Swamp gods

-Absolute mad lads

-maybe grow from tadpoles

-wouldn't do much but needed

•Fairy Forests

-NOT Twilight Forests. Not a new dimension.

-Just gentle hidden groves in forests

-ADD FAIRY RING GENERATION TO MINECRAFT.

•Big cats

-Tigers, lions, bobcats, panthers

-Literally anything that could finally add a strong predator possibility to savannahs and jungles

•Zebras and Giraffes

-Shy and skittish

-cannot ride (their skeletal structure is NOT MADE FOR CARRYING HUMANS)

-Super cute tho, brings much needed life to savannahs

•Camels

-The better llama

-Can honestly just be a reskin

-brings much needed life to the desert

-spits and wears carpet and forms caravans like llamas

•Lemurs

-Easier to add to "jungles" than monkeys

-it would be really cool if we could just get a Rainforest biome

-King Julian stans awaken

•Red pandas

-we need them

-cuter than normal pandas and you can @ me

-better idea than sloths or koalas

•More Eldritch Horror Hostile Mobs

-Fun fact time

-The enchanting table language already has Lovecraftian references

-"phnglui mglwnafh cthulhu rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn" is literally a quote from the enchanting table

-translates to "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

-Bet you didn't know that fun fact

-aNYWAYS add the Kraken to Minecraft instead of the shitty guardians. Thanks.

-imagine how cool it would be to see lights slowly extinguish as something terrifying and dangerous slowly moves in for the kill

-torches get extinguished and can get relit

-if not relit fast enough Something will be waiting

•Ice statues

-We have giant fossils and ship wrecks and cool stuff like that but please imagine finding a GIANT humanoid ice sculpture in an ice spikes biome

-maybe bones inside to show you that... That wasn't carved or naturally generated.

•Skeletons

-Not a mob but a decoration block

-Found in temples, mineshafts, and caves

-implied to be the remains of miners and explorers

-rare

-also implies that every skeleton you kill has some backstory since they look the same

•Constellations

-Not real world star maps but completely unique to Minecraft

-chance for LOTS of fun references

-The stars are your only companions in an apocalyptic world where you are the last of your kind

-Space is gay minecraft is gay thus minecraft space is gay

•Corn

-we have butter in this list

-we have salt in this list

-popcorn. That is all.

And finally

•Leeks

-mostly a joke but would be a cool crop

-100% a reference to Hatsune Miku the creator of Minecraft

DISCLAIMER: I recognize that mobs are added to Minecraft to serve a purpose within the game and that many of these mobs would be better in mods and such, but I also feel like many of these suggestions would really bring so much more life to parts of the game that really need it. Even if they don't serve a huge purpose, they would still be really amazing additions imo.

I would love to see the ideas and suggestions that other people have for what they want added to Minecraft, please TAG ME if you make a post like this, I wanna hear and read it!

#minecraft #cave update #caves and cliffs #mojang #minecraft update #minecraft ideas #video games #mcpe #mc #minecon #minecraft earth #minecraft dungeons #minecraft live #minecraft design #game design #mineblr

[mavrustheunskooled]

best SNAJ moments? liveblog? idk it’s a post

- the whole Mexican standoff in the beginning and everyone coming in and getting shot

- when Joey stomps his foot and claps in the intro and Brian looks over and immediately starts mocking him

- “you know what’s not gonna happen? a Mexican standoff!”

- “Brian! we had the whole show left!”

- just. every single quote and moment in the first sketch I can’t even pick a few favorites

- “I was gonna make her my wife!” “shut up! I- I- I was gonna do that!” “we were both gonna make her our wife!” “we would’ve made it work!”

- “remember the West! the west! the west! remember it!” fading into the distance

- “no no no. hats and cigarettes are for people horses.”

- oh my the concert sketch

- “they’re like in a bounce house full of politicians, and like Jeb Bush is there”

- “I don’t know why I said that, that’s weird I’m sorry”

- the gay lumberjacks I’m ahdjdhdjdjdj

- “wait but like Becca but like but like but like is my gaydar off?”

- “if the gays are here it’s def totes legit”

- literally everyone at the concert is great what the heck

- “it’s not really a selfie if you don’t have a friendy in it”

- “do you want to get anally probed? 1-2-3” “ye-“ “no we don’t”

- “I’M A BETCH FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END”

- the bike manual referring to stuff as “ours” instead of “yours” yikes

- Ashley’s dancing in the airport sketch is my favorite also Brant at the cha cha now y’all part I’m agsjdjjdjd

- “Bill Shakespeare!” “Billy Shakes!”

- “OH! OH I THINK I HEARD OF THAT ONE HARRY I DID!” “OH REALLY! ENLIGHTEN ME TWITCH!”

- when Twitch makes up the book and Joey’s character says “are you lying, Twitch” and Twitch immediately says “yeah I am”

- why does this sketch have such a deep meaning about tangible and intangible things left behind after death and how our lives are specks to the universe it’s Great

- the Brands™ sketch is everything

- Brian’s wink is important

- Jordan just. puts his hands on the grill

- “I CAN’T AFFORD SUCH MEATY TREATS”

- Al’s entire angry monologue about slim jims is. Stellar

- this sketch takes such a Turn

- “wait, isn’t this stealing?” “this is not stealing” “oh okay” “now run you fool”

- Brant in the audience during the Lincoln thing I’m crying I can’t pick a favorite moment

- “my beautiful daughters, Fig, Lentil”

- Brant fights Brian so intensely

- Brian smiles when Brant sits on someone’s lap- King of breaking character

- Joey’s shrug when Brian shoots him in the head

- “DOCTOR DOCTOR WHERE DID YOU GO- oh thank goodness you’re back”

- “I don’t like blood” “it’s okay, I’m afraid of the dark”

- THE SUBWAY SCENE Brian and Joey are modern dance icons

- all of the Hammerhead descriptions are amazing it’s impossible to pick a favorite quote

- the timid “Bob”

- when Bob checks the cards and Joey says “they’re numbered” I’m ahsjdhdjdjd

- “let’s talk money!” “my favorite subject”

- “how many people are in your party” “nine” “but don’t you want to ride the attraction?”

- the backstage of the concert sketch is the best one in all of SNAJ dont @ me

- “they were gay they were gay that was so gay”

- when Corey threw the hat onto Joey’s head across the stage I lost my mind

- when Brian can’t get the yellow overall things off and he’s just marching in place

- Joey and Corey’s whole silent fight throughout the thing and Brian trying to make peace and keep the show going is just. the best

- “you’re good at your job! thank you!”

- Joey writing the whole message about thinking about his children on the back of the no smoking sign I’m shdkdjdjdjfj

- “Brant can smoke but I can’t?” “Brant’s cool!”

- the way it comes full circle with the dragon is just 🙏✨

- “I know we spent a long time procuring this meth, but you’ll now need to throw the bag into the eyes of the remaining Mexican federalities in order to blind them as you mount your Schwinn and we make our escape”

- JULIUS CEASER this voice over + the expressions are so funny

- Brant the dad and the cockney grave robbers I’m 🙏 this combination was everything

- “am I speaking to Mr. Can Brothers first name Tin?”

- “I’m McSweatybuttface”

- the password is just. a work of art

- Corey is a dance icon

- they’re all dance icons

- fiery butthole bandits. why

- all of the credit pictures are also works of art

- tl;dr: is good

#long post #waaaaay longer than I meant it to get #whoops #it’s a good show y’all #tcb #SNAJ #mine