#i was today years old when i found out malewife isnt a commonly known word

[batfamhyperfixation]

Tim, sitting in the corner muttering to himself: oh god, oh god, oh gOD

Dick: what's wrong Timmy?

Tim: I forgot not everyone speaks internet

Dick: um... Ok. Ya wanna be more specific

Tim: I was discussing Macbeth with Jason and he was going into how Lady Macbeth is the brains and how much better she is than Macbeth

Tim: so I said "Every girlboss needs a malewife and the Macbeths were just THE toxic girlboss malewife duo"

Tim: and everyone stopped to stare at me, and someone asked me what malewife was

#i was today years old when i found out malewife isnt a commonly known word #i was talking with one of my friends about macbeth and I say that word for word and they asked me what a malewife is #i had to try to explain it in terms they would know #batkids #batfam #bat family #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #incorrect batfamily quotes #that scottish play #macbeth #lady macbeth