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seven-oomen · 4 years

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Oh, I have many feelings, of many varieties, about Infinity War/Endgame. And for added fun, I saw both films with a group that included a hardcore Steggy shipper who kept going on and on and on about how angry she would be if all the little hints they’d been dropping about them seeing each other again and/or getting to be together again led to nothing, particularly with time travel on the table, and how dare Marvel do that if they didn’t plan to follow through. And I just kept thinking “the sheer audacity… you’ve had multiple openly romantic moments including a kiss, and something approaching closure already. do you know how happy I am when some of my rarer ships just get to be in the same scene together at all? not even interacting, just in the same scene? and don’t even talk to me about ship-baiting, you haven’t even the faintest idea" There was a lot of tongue biting not to be THAT BITCH about it that happened, especially after what Endgame did.

Also, all I’ve really gotten from that whole wolf discourse thing is a reminder how sad I am that no one has brought a Tibetan Mastiff into our store. (Isn’t there some kind of Russian Bear Dog that’s also supposed to be freaking ginormous?) The two biggest I can think of that I’ve seen at work are that Akita who’s around 180-190lbs, and probably around 70-75cm at the shoulder (based off about where I remember him hitting along my leg the time his owner asked me to hold his lead while he ran back to his car for something. I was very glad he’s probably also the most chill dog I’ve ever met), and this Great Dane I haven’t seen come in in a while the top of whose head probably cleared 5ft when he was standing on all fours. Tbf, he was a Harlequin Dane, and I think they tend to be the biggest (I think his owner had like, 3 of them, too.) It does make it funny when people will see someone’s 70lb Lab and be like "wow that dog is huge”, and in my head I’m just like “oh you have no idea…" We did once have both a Leonberger puppy and a French Mastiff puppy come in, both of them at least 40lb and both only about 4 months old, but they never did come back by, so I don’t know how big they finally got. I do remember that the French Mastiff was getting carried around like a baby. Like paws over the shoulders, cradled in their arms, head resting against the side of theirs carried. It was made you both want to coo at the adorableness while also warning the person "oh, you’re gonna regret that in a few months…”

And yeah, one of the things I loved best about some of Stiles and Jackson’s scenes were when Stiles would put up with exactly zero of Jax’s bullshit. Because he sometimes needs reminding that there is a fine line between confidence and arrogance. (Sometimes he’d remind me a little too much of a bully I had to deal with in elementary school, it was cathartic. It was kinda “I like you, but you’re workin’ my last good nerve.”) Although I feel like in this version Malia or Allison would actually be much better at it, because he wouldn’t expect it from either of them (though frankly he grew up with Allie and should really know better.) I feel like eventually he and Stiles will develop that whole “only I’m allowed to give him shit, if you try it I’ll fuck you up” thing, but it’ll take a while. And I’m happy with whatever questions you decide fit with the flow of the story. If most have to wait, or even not ever get totally answered, that’s more than okay.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t interfere with your productivity this time. XD I’d actually occasionally had the thought, but then just decide that there was no way I was gonna actually go there. Then I had to listen to 20 minutes of her telling me about how she’d tried to pack things as discreetly as possible and now couldn’t figure out which box it was and how she hoped it wasn’t one that one of her kids would end up opening at some point, and I was just like, “oh why the hell not, I’m thinking about it again now, anyway." Speaking of such things, can you imagine if any of the current twins made that unfortunate discovery at any point? Like, which ones would it be? Would they tell/show their sibling? Would their respective dads know they did, or would they manage to keep it a secret? Also, ngl, when you mentioned magic wand massagers my brain immediately dove back to Harry Potter for a minute and I laughed so hard I almost cried. Ha, there’s an idea: magically enhanced sex toys. (Noah hasn’t let Stiles see that particular spellbook yet.) And I can’t remember the exact wording but there’s a polyship post I see pop up on tumblr occasionally and one of the last things is something like "Person A and B are home alone and just start casually making out, then things get a bit more hot and heavy, but they know Person C will be home from work soon, so they try to hold out. Person C finally gets home, sees the look on their faces and just sighs in (faux) disappointment and starts taking off their clothes”, and I really feel like that could not be more accurate to those three (any of whom could be A, B, or C at any given time).

In an attempt to salvage something more wholesome from my random musings, I’d like to introduce the idea of Christmas traditions and fluff. (Yes, I know it’s June, but I’ve been hearing radio ads about some Christmas in July thing the Hallmark Channel’s doing next month for days, and have hit some of the Santa episodes in the Futurama rewatch I’ve been doing. So.) Just imagine. Craft Dad Peter making ornaments with his kids. Them pulling out the ones the older kids made in school to make new ones with their younger siblings. Glitter-covered pine cones, construction paper picture frames, crudely painted faux stained glass shapes, popsicle stick snowflakes, craft foam and pom pom snowmen. (They’re gonna end up needing multiple trees.) Making strands of popcorn garland and yelling at Stiles and Jackson because they won’t stop eating the popcorn instead of threading it. Fake mistletoe bunches suddenly festooning every doorway even though no one will admit to hanging it (it was totally Noah.) All the dads breaking out their special seasonal cookie/cake/pie/etc recipes. Chris coordinating with Malia to get all the pictures for their family Christmas card every year because he has the most flexible hours, and always getting an oversize print of the final version to put on the mantle for the season. Allison (and eventually Lydia) transforming the inside of the house into an elegant, homey, wonderland (Ooh, maybe she/they find a box or two of decorations in the Hale vault and surprise Peter and Derek by adding them in one year.) Everybody attempting to pitch in on decorating the outside of the house only for it to descend into a prolonged snowball fight (shhh, I know Cali probably doesn’t see that much snow, just go with it.) Then when they all finally troop in, cold and soaking, Derek makes them the most frankly AMAZING hot chocolate using the recipe he learned from his dad. MATCHING SWEATERS. Ugly sweaters. Matching ugly sweaters. Sing-a-longs and caroling. Trying to implement a Secret Santa system (because jeez that’s a lot of gifts to get), but failing at it every time because “I just couldn’t help myself, I kept finding things that were perfect." Peter buying his husbands the fancy expensive shit they won’t normally let him get away with. Him going way overboard with the kids’ gifts the first few years to make up for lost time. And speaking of Peter pulling either or both Omegas into his lap, you know he can’t resist doing it just to make a "Have you been a good boy this year?/Why don’t you sit on my lap and tell me what you want?” joke at LEAST once a season. At least. Can they even fit everyone’s stockings on the mantle, or do they have to do some creative placement? Do Stiles and Jackson ever stop getting each other little coal-themed gag gifts? Do they get real trees from the Preserve or do they opt for fake trees because no one can remember to water them? (Or would Chris volunteer to do it?) Curling up on the couch under the assorted memory quilts and fluffy blankets to watch Christmas movies and holiday specials, or just watch the lights dancing on the tree (multi-colored on the one in the living room/den, because that’s more cozy, no I’m not taking arguments) and enjoy finally being able to be together (peacefully). Just. All the warm domestic holiday goodness. Uh, presuming of course they celebrate Christmas. If not, please adapt the above to the nearest appropriate, equivalent holiday. I just happened to be feeling inspired, and went the “write what you know” route.

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founderofshield · 7 years

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listen i’ll always be a steggy shipper at heart, like it’s my #1 otp right now and will always ALWAYS be my favorite ship in the mcu but honestly i ship steve rogers with pretty much everyone (except one specific badass’ niece ykwim) it’s almost embarrassing

stucky? yeah sure, come on, that best friends in the world since childhood trope, we protect each other and are tortured by guilt, this whole package is just so fucking HEARTBREAKING AND BEAUTIFUL, and they’re hot, give it to me

stony? aw man even after civil war it has so much potential, i thought that would have broken down stuff, but dude the pain, the guilt, the redemption, the forgiveness, the longing, give it to me

starcy? (steve/darcy lewis) yeah i know they never met, listen to me i DONT CARE, i’ve been reading so much fanfics for this pairing SO MUCH my head hurts for being on my phone in the dark until unholy hours at night to read starcy fics i just love the dynamic and honestly i pretty much ship them because of the damn awesome writers in the darcyland fandom THEY ARE SO GOOD so yeah, give it to me

tl;tr: anyway just to say that this blog is safe for any shipper ever, you’re welcome to come into my ask to talk about your ship, no matter which one i’ll probably yell at you from excitement though (honestly even for staron, like it’s pretty much the closest that i have for a notp but if you ship it that’s cool)

#although i'm not super into nat/steve #i think i love their friendship too much #and i like brucetasha #and clintasha #but hey #i don't care #give it to me too #(because they are also super hot)#i didn't list every ship but basically #i want steve to be happy #give him a real boyfriend or girlfriend #or both #or more #he needs love #mcu #personal #shipping

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