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whatever-fanfics 5 months
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MC's dark humor doesn't always land
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Mozart: You are a noisy burden
MC: Thanks, I'll just go kill myself then 馃ゴ
MC: *peace sign's and turns to leave*
Mozart: 馃槯馃く馃槰
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Nobunaga: Tonight you shall warm my bed
MC: Ew...
Nobunaga: 馃
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MC: *looking at Leonardo's room for the first time*
MC: It's like that hoarder room in halloween town 2, where all the trash just accumulates and no one can find anything
Leonardo:...wut?
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*MC at a ball with Le Comte*
Random socialite: And how old are you, old enough to marry I presume 馃槈 馃槝
MC: Why would I do that to myself???
Random socialite: 馃槻
Random socialite: *looks at Le Comte* 馃憖
Le Comte: *sweating nervously*馃槄 馃槗
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MC: *to Arthur* please be cool
Arthur: who's cooler than me 馃槒
MC: Literally everyone
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Shingen: So how did you and Nobunaga meet?
MC: *without missing a beat* he kidnapped me 馃槓
Nobunaga: 馃檮馃槖
Shingen: 馃槯馃馃槧馃槨馃が
Hideyoshi: MC.....馃槹
MC: I have Stockholm syndrome
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Jean: I no longer wish to live
MC: *not even blinking* Cool same
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Motonari: I'll make sure the war never ends
MC: due to personal reasons you will now be named a menace to society
Motonari: heh..馃槒
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Silvio: Fuck you!
MC: come here and fuck me yourself you coward!
Silvio: 馃槼馃槼馃槼
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princely-yves 2 years
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Yves, Licht, & Nokto as Salem Quotes
Yves:
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dicenete 10 days
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I could explain this. Under the cut. But it is lovely to see that there is others who think Chev and Gilbert should kiss each other. <3 Thank you for all your kind words ^^
I was drawing that Gilbert x Chev art, in the initial sketch there was Gilbert's cane. It was very rough. My partner came talk to me, he saw the sketch and he asked: "why that guy has a hockey stick? Is that your Teemu Sel盲nne * OC or something?" I laughed my ass off. So I had to do this 15min sketch of Gilbert playing hockey. *Famous hockey player from Finland.
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rou-luxe 17 days
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WATER (Silvio on ship)
EARTH (Keith having a tea party outside)
FIRE (Obsidian burning and Gilbert laughing evily)
AIR (rose petals flowing through Rhodolite scenery)
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN OBSIDIAN ATTACKED 馃拃馃拃
Only Emma, a Belle purest of heart, can choose the new king of Rhodolite. But I believe she can save Rhodolite from imminent war.
my reasoning
Water: Benitoite (seaside)
Earth: Jade (g r e e n)
Fire: Obsidian (attacks everyone)
Air: Rhodolite (can't explain but rhodolite feela like it's in shambles financially and militarily compared to other nations 锟斤拷)
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cherryxblossxms 12 days
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dear-mrs-otome 1 year
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This is for you, @atelier-the-sleepy - a Lonely Island song for each boy, because there's a Lonely Island song for every situation.
Jin - Dick in a Box
Chevalier - Like a Boss
Clavis - Boombox
Leon - I Run NY
Yves - Jizz In My Pants
Licht - Attracted to Us
Nokto - 3-Way
Luke - Hugs
Rio - I Just Had Sex
Sariel - Diaper Money
Silvio - I'm On a Boat (honorable mention to Jack Sparrow here too)
Keith - 2 Banditos
Gilbert - I'm So Humble
Bonus!
Emma - Semicolon
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their-name-is-fake 20 days
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Ikemen villains just dropped in English guess what I鈥檓 gonna be doing
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lorei-writes 9 months
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In case you wonder WHY I advocate for Rhodolite to use zucchinis as (bio)weapons:
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The largest was 3.1kg. The middle - 2.6kg.
GIVE LICHT A FROZEN ZUCCHINI AS A CUB AND LET HIM PLAY WHACK-A-OBSIDIANITE-SOLDIER.
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vanilla-c0c0 1 year
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silvio, the rich business man married to idol!MC who always makes sure he has enough time to attend all her concerts and award ceremonies. he knows by heart all the lyrics and coreographies and when he's in the audience he secretly dances to them
MC's fans spot this ridiculously handsome man in the audience dancing to her songs and make edits of him like this
bonus
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wordycheeseblob 1 year
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Who's winning?
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weirdwriter69 6 months
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Fear the Deer! - (definitely) Keith
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princely-yves 2 years
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Clavis, Cyran, & Chevalier as Salem Quotes
Thanks to Clavis' route, have this shitpost.
Clavis:
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azureaqua 2 years
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I think I just realized something.
Actually the people at Cybrid are pretty sneaky.
Giving Silvio the last name "Ricci" which, if we take a look at the Italian-ish origin & pronunciation it should be pronounced like *Richi* putting emphasis on the "ch" sound...
....Which means, it already carries the indication in it that Silvio is rich rich. Like damn.
That's the post.
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drachonia 1 year
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I found a video that reminds me of Clavis (again):
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dear-mrs-otome 2 years
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Istg almost every Silvio and Emma interaction starts off like:
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And ends up like:
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zhao-tianyou 5 months
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edit: 12/8/2023
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