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whatever-fanfics · 5 months
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MC's dark humor doesn't always land
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Mozart: You are a noisy burden
MC: Thanks, I'll just go kill myself then 🥴
MC: *peace sign's and turns to leave*
Mozart: 😧🤯😨
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Nobunaga: Tonight you shall warm my bed
MC: Ew...
Nobunaga: 🫨
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MC: *looking at Leonardo's room for the first time*
MC: It's like that hoarder room in halloween town 2, where all the trash just accumulates and no one can find anything
Leonardo:...wut?
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*MC at a ball with Le Comte*
Random socialite: And how old are you, old enough to marry I presume 😉 😘
MC: Why would I do that to myself???
Random socialite: 😲
Random socialite: *looks at Le Comte* 👀
Le Comte: *sweating nervously*😅 😓
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MC: *to Arthur* please be cool
Arthur: who's cooler than me 😏
MC: Literally everyone
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Shingen: So how did you and Nobunaga meet?
MC: *without missing a beat* he kidnapped me 😐
Nobunaga: 🙄😒
Shingen: 😧🫢😠😡🤬
Hideyoshi: MC.....😰
MC: I have Stockholm syndrome
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Jean: I no longer wish to live
MC: *not even blinking* Cool same
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Motonari: I'll make sure the war never ends
MC: due to personal reasons you will now be named a menace to society
Motonari: heh..😏
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Silvio: Fuck you!
MC: come here and fuck me yourself you coward!
Silvio: 😳😳😳
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sasuke-naruto · 23 days
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narutouzumaki-25 · 12 days
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Sasuke e Naruto
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sasukeuchiha-24 · 7 days
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Sasuke Uchiha Sharingan
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natimiles · 2 months
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The :o troupe
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Bonus: Vincent (he is trying to :o)
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And then Seth trying too hard...
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aria-chicken-flugget · 3 months
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Do you think if one of the actual people from history in Ikevamp and ikesen were to resurrect, that they would be flattered or creeped about the game?
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their-name-is-fake · 20 days
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Ikemen villains just dropped in English guess what I’m gonna be doing
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The Ikesen Boys - What do you call sex?
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Apparently I don't have anything better to do, like my job.
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katriniac · 11 months
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Is Akechi Mitsuhide a member of the X-Men?
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A big ol' "X" symbol at his waist.
Blue and Yellow colors.
Works very well alone, but is FAR MORE entertaining to watch when he's in a team.
Yep. It all fits.
Ikemen? More like X-Men 😏 Sorry for the pun
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Cybird can no longer deny it: Mitsuhide is one of the X-Men.
SERIOUS QUESTION -
What should his X-Men codename be?
Slightly more serious question:
What is Mitsuhide's mutant power?
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lorei-writes · 1 year
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sasuke-naruto · 14 days
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naruto vs sasuke final
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narutouzumaki-25 · 21 days
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sasukeuchiha-24 · 19 days
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Naruto e Sasuke Amor
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orangejuice707 · 2 years
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zhao-tianyou · 2 months
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edit: 2.14.24
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ndoandou · 3 years
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⚠️MITSUHIDE DRAMATIC ROUTE SPOILER⚠️
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Me when mitsuhide started sobbing over MC's unconcious body at honno-ji
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