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captain-needs-threopy · 2 years

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Greetings and salutations my names aja but my friends call me captain I thought ide expand my horny storys to here so more can enjoy my late night random ideas this is a Neil newbon story and im praying he never sees this.

This story is called the Apartment. It's a Y/N with brain cells × Neil story. Lv 2 spice 🌶.

Happy reading :)

I pulling into the parking lot of my apartment complex pulling right besides my neighbors car Neil Newbon, yes that Neil I don't know how but I managed to find an apartment right next to his anyway, I pushed the 3rd-floor elevator button, I look back at my phone to see the text he sent me. “Welcome back darling it’s room 103. He’s been a good boy and was given lots of love while you were gone, See you soon. “ The elevator dings and I step out looking on the left then to the right for room 103, Mines 110, 109, 106…. 103! here it is! room 103. I gently knock on the door only to hear a loud crash. “ just one moment please um… oh no…” A few seconds later Neil opens the door abruptly and out of breath. “ oh hello love I’m glad you found me alright. There is just erm a slight problem Astarion is stuck in a vase.” he says catching his breath and stepping back to let me in.

“I told you he was a troublemaker just like the person he was named after,”

I reply taking off my shoes at the door, he just flashes his killer smile and does his sweet little laugh, and says in Astarions voice “ oh darling I'm hurt I thought we had something special, he’s over here just by the couch.” Neil finishes his sentence normally, he leads the way while I follow just waiting to see what the cat has gotten himself into now.

“I’m sure he’s on his last life at this point. Thor knows what else he does when I’m not home. And I’m sorry Neil I didn’t know it was going to be 2 weeks but thank you so much for looking after him,” I say to him sitting down in front of the vase Astarion is stuck in on the floor. “It's no problem, it was nice to have him, he enjoys watching tv with me,” he says sitting with me on the floor getting ready to get the spawn of hell back home.

“First things first is this clay or glass. I ask, pointing to the blue and white vase. “ I think it’s glass. I don't know if it was a gift from blue. Meow! Astarion keeps voicing his opinion on what it is.

“Ok, let’s try this first let’s take his collar off you hold his head to one side and ill try to slip his shoulders out, okay,” “okay, let’s try,” he says a little skeptical on Astarion, and tilting his head after I took his red and black collar off. I gently start to pull and get one shoulder out but he starts to wiggle so I stop. “Okay, that’s one shoulder out now what,” Neil asks sitting cross-legged.

“Let’s let him breathe for a bit before we do anything else. You got yourself stuck huh I hope you’ve learned your lesson. I say to Astarion petting his back for some comfort.

“How did this happen anyway, Neil,” I ask looking up into his enchanting blue eyes there was something about his eyes I just couldn't get enough of. “When you texted me you landed and were out of the airport I picked him up and told him you were coming home his ears perked up so I said his mama was coming home again, he started walking all around to the windows and doors meowing I picked him back up to try to calm him down, I sat in the reclining chair to calm him down then when you knocked he bolted to the door over the table and then he ended up here.”

“Awe he missed me, I would have been back sooner but something just had to come up and I had to stay an extra week and a half,” I smile at Astarion petting his tail. “don’t worry I understand flying sucks as a passenger I can only imagine what that’s like for you,” he says with a smile and he places a comforting hand on my knee but it’s not covered anymore my skirt had risen passed my knees almost up to my thighs. “Oh um, sorry but um you’re skirt is…” Neil struggles to get out as he looks away. I quickly kneel back up and fix it the best I can.

“I’m so sorry they gave us these new red and black uniforms and the skirt is a little small on me I didn’t realize,” I said looking down at my hands. “Don’t apologize, darling, I should apologize I didn’t realize and I didn’t ask either”

“Mr. Newbon how many times do I have to say you don’t have to ask I trust you, let’s get him out of here so I can give him and me a well-needed bath I don’t want to invade your space for too long,” I say with a slight smile he can be so stubborn sometimes. I turn my focus back to the cat he does as instructed and after another 3 minutes of struggling we manage to get Asterion's head out of the vase.

“Thank you again, Neil, for watching him longer than we had planned when you have some free time I can repay you with a movie night?” I asked unsure if he’ll agree. “you don't have to repay me but a movie night nice expressly after all this, I'm free this Saturday.” he says giving me that same smile as he shifts his body weight onto his front door frame.

“Awesome! Meet me at my place around 4, it should be dark enough for a movie,” I respond with an excited wiggle and a huge smile on my face I turn to leave down the hallway still smiling. I look down at Astarion and I spin us around ballroom style before turning the hallway to my apartment. I hear a loud laugh and I blush he just saw that.

Tuesday comes and goes, Wednesday I take Astarion out for our daily walk and sit and watch virgin territory with Asterion. When the movie ends it's already dark so I decide to work on the painting on the back balcony for the rest of the day. Neil is doing a live stream I’m assuming Resident Evil with how much he's screaming. I can't help but laugh, I go to the stereo I keep out on the balcony, and hook up my phone to my painting playlist. It's just a dark victorian era playlist, Derek and Brandon Fiechter, peter grundy, and Robert Russell. I turn up the volume a little and focus on my canvas. After a good hour, I hear a click of a door, I assumed it was Astarion so turn away from my canvas in my paint-covered crop top I always wear while painting.

“Yes, baby boy I know I'm almost done, then we can eat dinner together,” I say in my baby voice I only use for Astarion setting down the paint and brushes I had in my hand, but when I looked at the cat door he usually pokes his head out of, he wasn't there?.

“Haha well I didn't think that could come out of you,” Neil says holding back another giggle, he was leaning on the railing facing me.

I gasp not expecting to hear his voice, “omg Neil I thought you were streaming.” “I was but I heard you're music and ended it a little early to see what progress you've made, I know you're painting every time I hear that music I also may or may not have gotten a peek at it a few weeks back.

“Oh, I'm sorry if it's a bother I paint when I'm stressed or just because, I didn't know you could hear it,” I say back leaning on the railing like he is. The wind softly blowing feels nice against my burning face, he's wearing his iconic pineapple tink top showing off his arms he's no Chris Hemsworth but he's got some definition. I walk back over to the painting, the wind slightly catching my shirt. I hear shuffling from behind me but I think nothing of it.

Well, I better get asterion his food but here's the painting sense you asked.

“wow that's even better than when I saw it,” he says in complete shock he gives a little round of applause.

“You don't have to praise it was just a little project I wanted to do but I do thank you for your support,” I say setting the Canvas on the table I’ll bring it inside when I leave. “Well your little project is beautiful and you're welcome but my support comes free of charge you're my friend after all.”

“Well I better go get asterion his dinner who knows maybe he'll get into another vase if I don't feed him on time” I let out a small giggle at my joke he returns the laugh and bids me goodnight

Saturday it's finally Saturday I wake up 30 min before I normally do I do some light cleaning, washing the dishes from the night before, I vacuum because somebody sheds a lot. Around noon I get ready, shaved what I need to wash my hair, and put on my softest pj’s which consisted of some questionably short shorts and an off-the-shoulder crop top it had white skulls with some roses on it. I grab all the extra soft blankets I had and set them all over the couch I set mine and Neil's favorite blankets aside. The only reason I know the pink unicorn blanket is his fav was I wore it on Halloween because maggie was a unicorn and we showed up to work like that. Exactly at 4, I hear a knock on the door.

“If it is the state police the body is not mine”

“ This is Gavin reed with the Detroit police open the fucking door so I can look for the deviant,” Neil says in Gavin's voice

“Well then you should come in detective reed we wanna keep the city safe” I'll go make some popcorn and go make yourself comfortable on the blanketed couch. I go fetch the extra butter lover's popcorn out of the {pantry/cupboard} and put it in the microwave as he goes and sits down.

* BEEP BEEP *

“popcorn is done!” I yell from the kitchen it was an open kitchen but I was facing away and I tent to talk quietly “ yes popcorn’s done what movie you wanna watch” he yells back as he grabs the unicorn blanket for himself. I bent down to look for the traditional popcorn bowl in the bottom portion of the {pantry/cupbord}

“God dame it where is that bowl.”

I huff still digging in the cupboard. “here let me help tell me what the bowl, looks, like.'' he pauses between the last few words as he enters the kitchen.

“Oh, wait here it is” I popped back up looking at him holding up the purple bowl with faded blue stripes. “ ah got a few movies picked out for us,” he says looking nervous?

What could he be nervous about? We've worked together before in some questionable situations.

I brush the thought away and grab the bowl filled to the brim with popcorn. “Maybe you need a new popcorn bowl if you're going to spill it my mouth is right here. He says laughing the last bit. I set the bowl between us but Neil snatches it for himself, I playfully roll my eyes and grab the remote looking at his selection my heart drops.

He picked out all SEXY MOVIES!!!! 50 shades darker, 365 days, and wild orchid with Mickey Rourke!

I was red as a tomato I could feel it and he was just sitting there waiting for me to pick calm and collected on the outside at least he kept shifting every so often. “ hey love are you alright?” he asks turning slightly to face me

“Yes yes, I'm good I just didn't think you would know wild orchid is one of my favorite Rourke movies,” I say trying my best not to stumble on my words. “ omg it's my fav too I haven't seen it in a while tho,” he says smiling, turning his attention to the TV. my face was still on fire and it wasn't going away any time soon I hit play on the movie.

I just agreed to the first movie I ever masturbated to and he's here too this is going to be a long movie.

I was already hot and bothered just because he was here and my dumb ass agreeing to watch this movie he would always ask every once and a while “hey love can ya pass me some popcorn” I said I didn’t want anymore so he set the bowl on the coffee table and rests his hand on my thigh. He is never this touchy-feely something in me clicks, Whenever he comes over to use the studio I noticed he would suddenly touch my arm or hug me longer than he normally would. I would even catch him staring

I am so down bad for this man and this movie isn't helping my legs were already twitching with want just any sort of release to stop this before it gets out of hand.

Neil is staring at the tv and I look at him watching how concentrated he is, how every so often he’d bite his lip because he was so focused on the movie. I snap myself out of it before I stare too long, I cross my legs tighter trying to stop the rising ache in between them. All I could think about was him on the business trip, as much as I tried to deny it I loved the way he smiled made it never failed to make my heart melt, the adorable way he laughed, or when he would talk about his work his eyes would almost sparkle and talk with his hands. Especially the way his voice would dip down sometimes, just the way he would say certain words even. I know he’s my neighbor and all but I just can’t get him out of my head, the throb only got worse as the first real sex scene came on “ hey are you feeling okay you’re pretty red in the face.” he asks with concern in his voice.

“Oh ya I’m okay it’s just the blankets I guess they made me a little worm plus I find this stuff gross it doesn’t even look realistic, “I say gesturing to the TV “realistic huh? And what does realistic look or sound like to you love?” he says with a wicked smile the question its self catches me off guard a little.

“omg no we are not having this conversation, Neil!! you've watched porn when you were a boy and you've had a kid for Thor's sake,” I say getting more and more flushed I cross my legs again, but he puts his hand on my thigh stopping me before I can close them all the way. I turn the question around to him “what do you think it looks or sounds like huh?” he just laughs and leans in to whisper in my ear “why don't I show you” I’m speechless and I just melt into him as he pulls me into his lap. I’ve denied myself for so long. All those restless nights where all I could do is think of him. “come on, you thought I couldn’t hear you touching yourself to the thought of me when we all stayed in that hotel for the shooting of extinction, how you…” he digs his fingers into my inner thigh not enough to cause pain.“screamed my name when you came” he continued as he moved his hands to rest at my hips. I couldn’t help but shiver at his words, turning my head away from him. “No no eyes on me Darlin, don’t be embarrassed, let me take care of you, let me make you feel good,” he says leaning down to rest his head on mine I gently shake my head, yes and that's all he needs to leave a sloppy trail of kisses down my chest.

I reach for his belt I'm not holding myself back I fully give into him. I succeed in undoing the buckle. Once he’s done leaving a hickey now and again he leans back up to my ear in a sexy deep voice“ I’ve touched myself to you as well ever since hearing you moan my name not being able to touch you has driven me crazy”. We lock eyes again, his pupils are dilated and, so lust-filled.

he pulls me into him more, I felt his cock twitch under me “ Please I need you I’ve had feelings for you for so long and on this most recent trip, and you showing me Astarions romance scenes, “god love I feel the same way.” Neil looks at me up and down. “My god you look gorgeous but you’d look so much better and under me,” Neil says in a surprisingly deep voice he pulls me back onto his lap, running his hands up and down my legs then my sides, and back.

Please, Neil, I don’t think I can take much more

I pant out just his touch is so intoxicating. I hang my head down getting lost in his touch. “darling eyes up here I want to see those eyes of yours as you feel me for the first time,” he whispers closing the gap between us, reaching behind me to unclasp my bra but he pauses.

“May I?” he stares deep into my eyes waiting for my permission. I didn’t trust my voice so I simply nodded. “ No be a good girl and use your voice,” Neil says using his finger to lift my chin to look him in those gorgeous blue eyes of his. He snakes his hands back around to unclip my bra. Once it falls to the floor Neil lets his eyes glide down my body. I can see his breath hitch, my body is fully revealed to him. he slowly approaches eyes hungry I can tell he's trying his best to hold back, He lets out an animalistic growl as he swiftly picks me up by my hips and sets me on the edge of the couch. “Please darling let me taste you let me make you feel good,” he says placing his hands on my knees, I’m a blushing mess just seeing him in between my legs like that. “Don’t be embarrassed love open up for me, I promise to make you feel good” Neil says gently strokes my legs waiting for my premonition I slowly open my legs feeling the cold air make me shiver. “Darling you're soaked you did this all for me oh love you shouldn't have,” Neil says in a hushed deep voice inching closer and closer while looking up at me with those puppy dog eyes of his. “ darling I'm going to taste you and you're going to feel pleasure like you've never known.“I couldn't help but whimper at his filthy words it only made me want him more

holy fuck! I yelp out as he got right to work wasting no time attacking my clit, running his tongue up and down lapping up everything he created. I instantly tensed up the intense pleasure of this alone, Neil would stroke my thigh every once and a while never letting up, he would nip at my clit sending more waves of pleasure through my body. I couldn’t stop moaning I try to pull away from his assault.

Neil growls into me sending the vibration to my core, his eyes burning into mine, His mouth lets go with a loud pop, “ you, my darling aren’t going anywhere” he says leaning back slightly. He hooks his arms over my legs locking me in place, “I’m going to eat this heavily cunt of yours then you’re going to ride me, and I will see that beautiful face cum all over me”. I was close already, the knot burning in my stomach, I feel my walls clench at his dirty words. He goes back to eating me out a little lighter this time but just as rough. Still nipping at my clit wanting, needing release. My hips buck up against his arms, Neil growls and pushes down stilling my actions.

Moans and wet sounds are all that can be heard the knot in my stomach tightens ready to snap “Fuck fuck Neil I’m going to cum” I squeeze a fist full of his hair and throw my head back. He starts his ruthless pace back up, slowly pushing 2 fingers in me curling them against that sweet spot. I scream out arching my back

I’m going to cum don’t stop please don’t stop. Neil thrusts his fingers in and out, he locks eyes with me and I feel the knot snap it's unlike anything I’ve felt my legs are shaking, and my mouth hangs open in pure ecstasy. Neil sits back with a satisfied smile on his face, he pumps his fingers to ride out my orgasm. “You did so good darling” He whispers coming up to kiss me, I can taste myself on his tongue. he gently caresses my hips pulling me up to him deepening the kiss as he does so. “ now like I promised you're going to ride me, surely you didn’t think my fingers alone is enough” and with that, he flipped us over so I was straddling his waist. I shift down onto the floor settling down into my knees slowly running my hands up his legs to the band on his boxers. His cock twitches as I start to pull down the fabric, his dick springs free.

take his cock in my hand guiding me onto him. We both let out a moan as I settle down. His hips thrust up into me, I feel so full my eyes flutter shut he was big.

I waste no more time and start to rock my hips back and forth. Neil’s head falls back, and his grip on my hips tightens. I can’t help but moan out in pleasure it’s so much more than I could ever imagine I start to move up and down but the pleasure is too much already my knees are weak already, and I can’t keep a good rhythm or pace.

Neil lets out a light moan his breathing is heavy as he guides my hips up and down faster. I place my hands on his shoulders “my darling you feel so fucking good“ he continues guiding my hips up and down. He bucks his hips up hitting deep inside, my legs go weak I can barely hold myself up. I lay my head on his shoulder lost in pleasure. “No no love look at me, I want you to look at me as I fuck you like you’ve dreamed about.” Neil all but growls in my ear, he stills my actions and thrusts up into me hitting that sweet spot. I let out a loud moan falling into my knees on either side of him. He pulls me forward so I’m fully laying on him. He shifts his hips, I let my mouth hang open and my eyes roll back, he wanted to make sure he stayed in and I could feel him. He does it again and I can’t help but let out a loud moan. It only seems to egg him on as he starts up a ruthless pace hitting every part of me. I’m a moaning mess as I feel the knot in my stomach tighten. His feverish pace never lets up.

Fuck Neil please I’m close my gods you feel amazing I manage to choke out through my moans and his.” no you don’t get to cum yet “ he slows down his speed but not the roughness of his thrusts.

“ fucking hell you feel

hold it darling just a little longer” he stops and flips us over so I’m under him and starts his pace again not as fast but just as rough. Still never to miss hitting that sweet spot that always draws out a moan. His hips start to falter and he picks up speed again. My moans turn into screams of pleasure, I leave nail marks down his back my legs start to shake, the knot in my stomach could snap any second. “and cum with me” he pants out as his thump comes to rub my cilt in harsh circles. Locking eyes with me. My mouth hangs open and my body shakes and shudders with pleasure, I throw my head back and cum all over his cock. He slowly rocks back and forth riding out both our orgasms.

I whine as Neil pulls out. “ you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do that” with that he pulls me down onto the couch and we both fall asleep tangled in each other's arms.

And he even made me breakfast in the morning.

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detectiveconnxr · 4 years

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Love to hear your opinion! who're your favorite characters in DBH and why?

OOF alright I’m really resisting the urge to say that I love all of them equally because I dO but I’m gonna try to be objective here and really delve into my mind and pick out who I connect with the most

Also a disclaimer this gets longer than I thought it would sdjfkhsd so I’m gonna put all of this under the keep reading so it’s not like a mile long on people’s dashboards and you can choose to read all of it or not lmao !!!!

So…..if it wasn’t already obvious from my icon…..and my header……..and my username lmao one of my favorites is definitely Connor. Although I’m aware of a lot of the fandom’s favoritism towards Connor which affects the balance in content for the characters in this game (which is something that I’m hoping to fix with this blog and what I gif) I can’t help but pick him out as my personal favorite! He’s the whole reason that I got into the fandom in the first place. There was just non-stop Connor content on my dash when the game first came out and I was like “who tf is this twink that keeps showing up on tumblr” so I’m partially biased because of that, but also I think it’s his relationship with Hank that really sunk it’s claws into my brain, the overwhelming Dad & Son energy that exuded from these two had me HOOKED and I’m also a slut for Found Family tropes soooo (also Bryan Dechart really just be out here ruining my life with how good he looks in game and out of game)

But I also think that another aspect of Connor in the game that I really enjoy is how much control we have over deciding his character. Out of the main three, Connor is the only one who we have such a major option in deciding if we want to play him towards the Deviant ending or the Machine ending, and this variety in character that we get is SO interesting to me, because on one hand we have Lovable and Huggable Deviant Hunter who loves dogs and cares so much about Hank, and then like on the OPPOSITE end of that we’ve got Terminator Deviant Hunter who will Destroy Everyone at every opportunity and is a smug lil asshole with his “wHAtS uP LiEuTeNAnt” like I truly can’t get over that and it makes for some really fun gameplay when you can flip flop between these two different personalities

Another character that I seriously love with my whole heart is Luther, who NEEDS more love and appreciation in this fandom because he is a whole ass sweetheart!!!!! Like, he is quite literally one of the most kindhearted and caring people in the game, he’s a gentle giant who puts the needs of others before himself. Every time he comes on screen I just point at him and go “LUTHER YOU DESERVE THE WORLD” because he really does, and there’s a scene that stands out to me when I was trying to get the Zlatko ending for Kara (which i do not recommend because it is HEARTBREAKING) where you can interact with Luther while Kara’s memory is wiped and he breaks out of his programming for just a second to tell Kara that he’s sorry and it’s such a small scene but it KILLS me every time

Okay this is maybe getting way too long because I ramble too much but I’d like to talk about Markus and that I adore his character as well and him and Carl’s relationship really stands out to me when I think about the game, a part of me just wishes that he had more of a reason I guess for wanting to be the liberator of all the android’s. I’m trying to word this in the right way that doens’t sound stupid because I do think that Markus has a good reason and I like that he’s the leader and it fits his character, but there are moments where he talks about how he was just a “slave to the humans” and I can’t help but think “markus….you had like the perfect life with carl and he loved you and didn’t order you around and taught you to be alive w-where did this slave thing come from” but I’m going to blame this lil nugget on David Cage’s writing lmao because other than that there are a lot of interesting moments that talk about power and responsibility of being Jericho’s leader and how Markus is grappling with that and the overwhelming weight of it all that I really enjoy (also jesse williams…….has no right being that gorgeous)

Alright I think I might have answered this WAY too thoroughly lmao im sorry anon, i PERHAPS get way too passionate about these characters, so this is my two cents!!!! I mean tbh I really love all of the characters minus like….Leo and Todd so it’s truly hard for me to focus on just a couple characters because i wanna talk about why i love ALL of them (despite the…..poor writing sometimes attached to them that I again blame david cage for) so thank you for this question!!!! This was super fun to answer ^^

#my asks #detroit become human #i really just went and typed a whole ass essay anon im so sorry sdfjkshdf #i wanted to keep this simple but i cant help myself #because the characters are like the best part of this game and i have A Lot of Feelings about them so #thank u so much for asking i love answering questions like this!!!!#id like to add some honorary mentions in the tags here because i also love them equally but didnt want to ramble further #kara - hank - chloe - simon - gavin (regrettably....i blame neil newbon)

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