#impressive and alarming

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Can we give boops to the spear baby?

*gives boops and rubber duckies*

this is so Lucifer coded tho you KNOW he's giving his new randomly generated grandkid both of those every time he sees them. heck he's probably combining the two and booping them WITH THE RUBBER DUCKIES

Lucifer: "Whooooo's the cutest little hell spawn in alllll creation~? Who is~?? It's you!!!"

Lucifer: (tickles their nose with rubber duck) "BOOP!"

Rubber Duck: (SQUEAKS AS IT IS BITTEN)

Lucifer: "Ohhh look at those little baby faaaaangs...~"

Charlie: "Uh.... dad?"

Lucifer: "Charlie look! The ducky! They won't let go! They LOVE it!!!"

Rubber Duck: (SHRIEKING IN TORMENT AS IT IS CHEWED ON)

Charlie: "Oh ha ha yes... S-sure they... do."

Spear baby: (GROWLS)

Charlie: "They totally love it! Right, Vaggie!?"

Vaggie: "Um...."

Spear Baby: (aggressively shaking head to snap the rubber duck's non-existent spine)

Vaggie: "...It's definitely awakened something in them."

Lucifer: "FRIENDSHIP!!!"

Vaggie: "Something."

#hazbin hotel #chaggie spear baby au thing #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #vaggie #oc #fankid #very incorrect quotes #cue sudden alarming silence as the rubber duck's squeak box is crushed #lucifer is very impressed #his grandkid is so sTRONG!!! #they will have as many rubber duck sacrifices #as their little fangs desire <3

[puppyeared]

ive made myself more wet and pathetic

#new icon because im SUFFERING. im in HELL #its so bad. i had to sign out of discord so now im both lonely and stressed #because i KNOW im still gonna get dstracted. i just did making this URGH #how good are brains at working around things. i once set a 7AM alarm on my phone with snooze cause i was so sure my brain would #be too lazy and keep snoozing instead of actually turning it off. but nay it either kept sleeping through the alarms and snoozing #or actually managed to turn off the alarm half awake that i barely remembered it and then waking up late #i actually have a track record of climbing out of bed and turning my alarm off without remembering. which is impressive bc i have a loftbed #the other thing is setting fake deadlines so make myself panic into doing things ahead of time. but unfortunately that doesnt work either #because if theres one thing my brain will put all its energy into remembering its self assurance. meaning i WILL be able to remember #the real deadline even if i try to trick myself. cant ask someone to give me a fake deadline either #the only things keeping me going rn is that i have deadlines due at least 1 day between each other and excitement being able to talk with #crow after break. but you can see how well thats going <- ignores long term rewards in favor of short term pleasure #BTW CROW IF YOURE READING THIS IM SO SORRY TURNING OFF MY DISCORD WITH BARELY ANY EXPLANATION #im a huge fucking dumbass and i had barely enough impulse control not to block everyone in my dms because i realized that would send a real #really bad msg. youre not distracting me im distracting myself and i promise youre not annoying me i just really like talking to you and #thats why im just barely stopping myself from signing in. I WANT TO TALK TO U LOTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM KICKING MYSELF FOR DOING IT #you can be a little mad at me btw cause i definitely could have done that better but i was all over the place abt how to do it without #making u think im ignoring you. IF THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY #yapping #doodles #puppysona #edit but last week i tried to schedule and give myself work periods and break periods using my class schedule #and reminders on my phone to tell me when to start and stop. can you guess what happened

[conceptofjoy]

hahhah.. how far are u going to go with that king… whapow.

#fucking awesome blog concept dont get me wrong but its tripping my WARNING WEIRD INTERNET SHIT BOUTTA GO DOWN alarms #like ofc the fact that their able to teeter on that line without going too far is impressive by itself but maybe im just a paranoid fuck #d talks #they built it up n just wondering how theyre going to stick the landin

[seariii]

Hum...

#im just thinking... im okay tho /gen #just thinking about the words the bestie said to me after I told him about my mental health... #particularly a phrase... he just said 'you are already committed' and when i asked what he meant he said 'to life' #its just... idk... it was impressive and had such a weird feeling... sadly i guess i am committed........ 'sadly' huh.... #sigh another important thing was that it was crucial i went back to therapy... i dont really want to tho... #but 'youve been feeling like this for a long time you need help' ... sigh... what i need is... #the future is so scary... sigh... okay #ill put an alarm to wake up earlier tomorrow and work on that! #seari talks #what i need is adderall- jsjsjsjsjs yeah... alr im sleepy time to mimir #tomorrow ill catch up with everything i missed too #also if anyone reads this dont worry pretty person! i got a bit scared/upset up there but its okay #im quite stable right now! at least enough to survive for a couple days! so yup! #miiiight have to look up a new therapist tho... since aside from help i wanna get a diagnosis.... #sigh... but okay that's not for rn seari it's for future seari. rn seari has to go mimir because shes tired #a mimir a mimir pat pat pat

[skyloftian-nutcase]

We’re a bit late to the party, but we heard it was Lofty loving hours!

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

You’re so amazing and loved beyond your comprehension!

-LLH Team

W-what the—

WHAT IS HAPPENING

#you ask skye answers #lovely… what???? #WHO ARE YOU 👀🤣 #I don’t know if I should be honored or alarmed right now LOL #I sure am impressed at the dedication 🤣

[idiosyncreant]

Made the mistake of thinking I wanted to know how long I’ve been drafting this WIP.

I had NO CONCEPT it was 5 years

#cries in wip #I am simultaneously more impressed its still chugging along and more alarmed!! #just writer things

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Hello do you know when is the next chapter of letter from baji keisuke going to come out?

Yes I do! According to my calendar it's today (tomorrow????) Basically in 6 and a half hours (though the translation will typically take longer). I am both excited and terrified for it.

Pls don't die

#istg if he dies #tokyo revengers #you know that thing where people wake up like a few minutes before their alarm goes off??? #that's what you guys are like with the spinoff chapters everyone always asks like a day or 2 before they're released #I'm actually impressed #it's like you all have a sixth sense for this #getting on this ask early since it might already be out by my usual ask answering time

[milkbreadtoast]

ive been thinking abt this but i think 1 reason the crown princess scandal is worth reading is the art is so good...

#im up to ep 47 now and the quality hasnt dipped in the slightest which is impressive #i give webtoon artists leeway bc drawing webtoons w the deadlines theyre given is debilitating work #but its nice to see ones that r so well drawn dkfjdn #esp since sm of them look the same... and rly stiff... #like cough... true beauty... #and a lot of historical fantasy webtoons i just look at the art style and go eh... snooz #but yea im ngl the art def contributes like at least half to my enjoyment of this webtoon #like the charas r very expressive and well drawn... #edit: yea im trying to do dmg control after my false alarm earlier KDJDDK #CROWN PRINCESS SCANDAL IS GOOD 🤧

[jfouler]

kid, sender loses a child that they're caring for, only to end up finding them in receiver's company. —💜 Ophelia (mae! mae! mae! mae!)

first impressions!

"Dammit, kiddo, I told you to wait here…" Jamie mumbles to himself, words muffled and lost in the chatter around him. His eyes frantically search his surroundings for any glimpse of his kid in the crowd, heart pounding in his chest as he shoves his way through. The horrible pop music with its ridiculous, superficial words playing over the radio is grating on his ears and only adds to his agitation.

"Mae? Mae, sweetheart?" He calls out. "Mae… Maesy…"

His eyes dart to the escalators and the brightly lit stores around him. He's full of dread - the kind of dread only a dad who lost his poor kid in a mall could feel! His worst nightmare! The worst scenarios are already running through his brain-

He freezes when he hears a familiar voice behind him - no, two…

He turns, and immediately releases a heavy sigh of relief; a relief so strong he takes a few steps forward and simply... sits on the ground on his knees.

"Augh... dammit. Thanks.." he holds his arm out to Mae before nodding up at Ophelia. "Glad it was you who had her and not a damn boogeyman."

#not REALLY a first impression i went w them knowing each other a little already #oh whale. dad alert in the local mall !!! sound your pathetic man alarms #i think itd be funny if ophelia was actually just like 'hey lets prank ur dad' @ mae JDJFJG #✖ ic. #✖ asks.

[weedle-testaburger]

how is my body able to both oversleep and undersleep at the same time

#personal crap #i woke up like 2 and a half hours ahead of my alarm and when it went off i was too tired to get up #it's almost impressive how crap my internal clock is

[ssaalexblake]

s/o to my shitty shitty shitty tuesday that i am very glad is now over

#sadly my sister walked in straight as i burst into frustrated tears #and is now technologically hovering and seemingly worried for my mental state #i really was just frustrated to hell #And i didn't watch gbbo to watch the worlds mag final and they flopped impressively lol #but yeah my day's tone was set when i got woken up not by my alarm but by my phone ringing on my pillow #to be asked for medical help #oof #that's why i Keep my phone there as i sleep but it sucks if it's needed

[missmeinyourbones]

…… why is c.ai kinda …… crazy

#some of them are super impressive #others….. are alarming

[quill-of-thoth]

Letters from Watson, Catching Up

The Speckled Band, Part 1: Fun bits

- Unlike in Study in Scarlet, Holmes is noted as being a late riser. Unsure if this is because Watson is sleeping very late while recently ill, or because his habits actually changed. It’s a quarter past seven - likely anyone with a service related job has been up for an hour or two by now, but it’s not exactly business hours.  - Note that the victorian schedule for the middle and upper classes was different from ours: the widespread use of gas lighting in london dates to the late 1850s / early 1860′s. Business hours are going to be confined to the hours of daylight, with service industries that keep businesses and affluent households running squeezed in around them. Daylight Savings Time (US; 1966) and British Summer Time (UK, 1972) did not exist in the Victorian era. Non DST / BST  time, (winter) is where our time matches up to Victorian time. Doing some math: The sun rises in London at around 6:30 - 6:45 AM  modernly in early april. DST and BST are in effect by April: we have “sprung forward” so a 6:45 am sunrise would be a 5:45 am sunrise if we hadn’t. Victorian time correlates to non DST / BST hours. So the sun rose at circa five thirty for Holmes and Watson.  - This is only important because Miss Helen Stoner departed for London at first light, from two hours out in the countryside, and only has about half an hour’s lead on her stepfather.  - Not many fun bits in Helen’s story but Dr. Roylott’s cheetah has to be at least as anxious as Helen and Julia. They do NOT do well in captivity.  - In a better world, Julia and Helen would have gone to live with their maiden aunt and the cheetah would get a therapy dog, and also sent to a facility with literally any knowledge of how to care for it.

#Letters from Watson #brought to you by FIRE ALARM IN MY BUILDING ALL DAY #also as someone who definitely had to be at school by 7:30 #throughout my teenage years #I doubt I was too impressed by the early hour for poor Watson #even though his seven fifteen is our six fifteen at that time of year #definitely edited this because the time zones were confusing #like I was right but I said it confusingly

[cartoonqtpie]

I really wanna write a fic about Rhyme and Reason first meeting the other villians in Fair City and settling there and trying to get a lair and stuff

#Reason looking Craiglists for lairs till he finds the guy from the comics who helped Whammer find his- #Them both being invited to join the villians association/society and going to their first meeting #based on Reason's assumption of the police coming when the alarms set off #i got a feeling superheroes arent totally thr norm in WG universe? #like maybe a few cities have them but theyre not like in every city #and since Reason was like 'and how many cities have we had to leave in the past year?' it sounds like this might be a recent venture they #started in villiany #so theyre still a bit wet behind the ears compared to most of the villians #unless he was just giving a year for the exaggeration of just how often theyve had to go on the run from eachi city #i feel at first the villians are all a mix of impressed and also maybe just a bit scared of the super strong super fast woman who nearly #took out wordgirl- #im gonna stop writing in tags this is already too many but im too shy to put them in the actual post-

[the-kipsabian]

i have less than three hours of sleep in me lets go

#my eyes are so fucked up oh my god #if i have to go through today without a nap i might combust #im actually surprised i woke up to my alarm i almost didnt even hear it asdfghjkl #would have been a great last week impression missing work days lmao #anyways i need to get changed wish me luck #night is an absolute mess on main

[theater-of-dimensions]

I love my town's library on principle but boy is it rough sometimes

#tbf it did also give actual ancient history search results #but I get the impression that an alarming number of people have no fucking idea what 'ancient' means #it doesn't just mean 'pre-America'