#incorrect baldur's gate 3 quotes

[chubbyooo]

Astarion: So what's for dinner? Gale: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Astarion: ... Astarion: Is it soup? Gale: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Astarion: Please, Gale, enough with the soup puns. Gale: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Astarion: STOP! *one hour later* Astarion: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

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[fajitaposting]

Lae'zel: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Astarion: This knife is actually a magic wand. Karlach: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Minsc: cocks gun Magic missile. Gale: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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[hej-krukowaty]

Cazador: *Standing over Astarion's grave with a shovel and a camera* Cazador: Cazador: What's up Youtube today we're doing another unboxing video

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[feykrorovaan]

Tav, squishing Astarion's face:bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop...

Gale:Tav!

Tav:What?

Gale:That is a...that is a predator.

Tav: He's not a predator.

Gale:What are you-

Tav: We're bloopin'.

Tav:bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop...

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[ghastlytofu]

Tav: “I’m not having sex with Astarion!”

Wyll: “No one is judging you. It’s understandable. Astarion is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.”

Tav: “I am not having sex with Astarion. But I’m starting to think that you might be.”

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[overheard-in-baldurs-gate]

Astarion: I'm moderate and peaceful, truth be told.

Shadowheart: Yesterday, you threw a table at Gale.

Astarion: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful comprimise because I was initially planning to launch a table at that fool.

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[baldursgatequotes]

Tav: We are out of coffee..

Karlach: I hid it. It's been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Tav: That's bold of you to assume it's only been two days.

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[manyothermusingsofmine]

this meme kept brewing in my brain because all I offer to fandom spaces is incorrect quote shenanigans just let me have this

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[kasinonightlife]

Karlach: I like your top, Lae'zel!

Shadowheart: I have a name, you know.

Lae'zel: *Sighs* Why. Why are you like this?

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[incorrect-para-quotes]

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[sauronnaise]

I don't play Baldur's Gate but all I know is that Jeff Goldblum is in it, and everyone's crazy about him.

The real name is Astarion, apparently.

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[chubbyooo]

Entropy (tav): *Laying face down on the bar* Astarion: So Karlach said she liked you? Entropy (tav), muffled: Yeah Astarion: ...and you asked her to marry you? Entropy (tav): Yeah Astarion: …and?! How’d she react?! Entropy (tav): Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more *Meanwhile* Karlach, kicking in the door to the Wylls’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Wyll! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

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[fajitaposting]

Tav: Do you want to know your gay name? Gale: My… my gay name? Tav: Yeah, it's your first name- Gale: Haha. Very funny Tav- Tav: gets down on one knee And my last name. Gale: Oh- oh my god.

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[hej-krukowaty]

Astarion: Look at this outfit. This says "cry for help." Tav: Can I say something? Astarion: I don't want you to.

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[feykrorovaan]

Tav:"Oh babe! You had a crush on meee. That's embarrassing."

Gale:"We're married."

Tav:"Still."

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[ratsetflummi]

minthara: wasn't your group larger before?

tav: oh. yeah. that... wyll, karlach, and gale decided they didn't like us anymore after the whole... business with the grove.

tav: shadowheart and lae'zel are still around though. not sure where they wandered off to. probably killing someone. or possibly killing each other. they've been getting along better recently, but-

astarion: they're fucking.

tav: or they might be doing that, sure.

astarion: no, they are. i saw them.

tav: oh.

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