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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Confess something to me

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Reid: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Morgan: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say, “Hey… how you doin’?”.

Garcia: *Scoffing* Oh, please.

Morgan: *To Garcia* Hey, how you doin’?

Garcia:

Garcia: *Giggles and blushes*

#criminal minds #incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #spencer reid #derek morgan #penelope garcia

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Lawton: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?

Nanaue: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain, it reminds me of home.

Harley: Boomerang bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but he's WRONG!

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Harley: *About Lawton and Boomerang* They make a cute couple, huh?

Nanaue: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Wow, not to call people in the notes fucking idiots but... Some of them are fucking idiots.

#queer is not a slur

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*After the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

Sherlock: Now it seems we're back at square one: Finding Kitty.

Moriarty: For the record, I already found her.

Watson: And then you let her get away before we could have a meaningful conversation!

Moriarty: She stabbed me!

Sherlock: I'm surprised she waited this long, Moriarty. We've all had the urge.

#elementary #incorrect quotes #incorrect elementary quotes #elementary incorrect quotes #sherlock holmes #kitty winter #jamie moriarty #joan watson

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Blaire: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Ted: Eat a nickel.

Blaire: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.

John: Eat a nickel.

Blaire: Ok.

#ted #incorrect quotes #incorrect ted quotes #ted incorrect quotes #ted bennett #john bennett #blaire bennett

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Confess something to me

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13: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

River & Clara:

River: I'm gonna tell her.

Clara: Don't you dare.

#doctor who #incorrect quotes #incorrect doctor who quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #13th doctor #thirteenth doctor #jodie whittaker #river song #clara oswald #doctorriver #timewives #clariver #soufflaker

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Pieck: So you’re dating Annie?

Hitch: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.

Pieck: That’s literally a wedding ring.

#aot #snk #attack on titan #incorrect quotes #incorrect aot quotes #aot incorrect quotes #incorrect snk quotes #snk incorrect quotes #incorrect attack on titan quotes #attack on titan incorrect quotes #pieck finger #annie leonhart #hitch dreyse #hitchannie

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Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.

Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.

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HERE WE FUCKING GO FOLKS!

#the amazing devil #joey batey #madeleine hyland

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Shin: *Brainstorming ideas for pranking Sabine* How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?

Ezra: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousand dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.

Shin: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?

Ezra: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Shin.

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Sabine: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like, "huh..."?

Shin: I saw you.

Sabine: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Ezra in a loth-cat costume.

#star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #sabine wren #shin hati #ezra bridger #wolfwren

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Ezra: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!

*Ezra opens his umbrella while indoors*

Sabine: Ezra, that’s bad luck…

Ezra: Chill out, Sabine!

Shin: *Kicking down the door* WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!

Ezra and Sabine: *Scream*

#star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #ezra bridger #sabine wren #shin hati

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Sabine: I haven't seen Ezra or Shin for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Ezra and Shin running after it in a panic. Sabine doesn't look outside at all.*

Sabine: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

#star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #sabine wren #ezra bridger #shin hati

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Hello yj people

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