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ducksrus · 2 years

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Enoch: Am I in trouble?

Miss P: take a guess

Enoch: no?

Miss P: guess again

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a-map-of-gays · 2 years

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Jacob: Why are there tiny handprints all over the wall?!

Enoch: *whispering* why are there tiny handprints all over the wall?

Clare: *whispering back* because I have little hands

Enoch: Because Claire has little hands

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lesbian-axalotl-13 · 2 years

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Mphfpc as real things my friend group has actually said/done

Millard: I swear if you make one more sex joke I will throw this book that contains three books at you

Hugh: penis

*throws book*

Enoch to Jacob: I swear if Your weren’t my “friend” I would strangle you in your sleep

Millard: do you really love me?

Hugh: we’ve been dating for 4 years

Horace: sometimes I wake up and decide I just want to be fancy today

Enoch: sometimes I wake up and choose to sit at home all day and do nothing productive

Emma: what do you think of my new hair cut I did it myself

Millard: DID YOU GIVE YOURSELF THE KAREN HAIRCUT come on girl your better than this I will personally shave your head

Jacob: can I swear

Hugh: Jacob your 17 why are you asking me this

Hugh *impersonating Fiona*: look at me I’m vegan I don’t eat meat and if your not vegan your homophobic and racist and a murderer

Horace: that’s so sad Alexa play empty chairs at empty tables

Enoch: Horace you don’t have an Alexa

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notmanagingmymischief · 2 years

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Y/N: *slams fist into their wall in frustration*

Alma: Y/n! Don’t do that!

Y/N: >:(

Alma: How would you feel if I slammed you against the wall?

Y/N:

Y/N: I’m...I’m not sure you always understand the consequences of your actions or words.

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shobi-enzo · 10 months

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alma peregrine: y/n dear, its 3 am. Why are you still awake?

y/n: if you can eat chicken even though it is cannibalism for you, does that mean you can eat worms, rats, bird food and other birds if it's raw?

alma peregrine: BED. NOW.

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enochs-g0r3-jars · 8 months

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Posts the peculiars would make part 4 >:)

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kingofspadescos · 1 year

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MPHFP Incorrect Quotes

Miss Peregrine - I'm sure Jake has lots of friends back in Florida.

Y/n (Jake's sibling) - *starts laughing hysterically*

Y/n - Jake? Having friends? Ha! That boys more antisocial than I am and I prefer animals over people-

Enoch - *desperately trying to finish his food without laughing*

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birdiesflying · 1 year

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Enoch, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking of going back to school and starting a career!

Emma, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Jacob: What the heck are you guys doing?

Enoch: Playing systemic oppression.

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thatonefandomfreak · 9 months

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mphfpc incorrect quotes 👍

[Spoiler in the last quote!]

Bronwyn: Emma, keep an eye on Enoch today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Emma: Sure, I'd love to see Enoch getting punched. Jacob: Try again. Emma, sighing: I will try to stop Enoch from getting punched.

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Everyone is giving advice to Olive Jacob: It's okay to ask for help. Horace: You're not a burden. Enoch: Murder is okay. Emma: Your feelings matter.

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Bentham: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!

Miss Peregrine: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Caul: F**k you.

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Fiona: *dies*

Jacob: Timer starts now! When is she coming back? I say two months.

Enoch: Bullshit. One month.

Horace: Nah, half a month.

Hugh, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! FIONA JUST DIED-

Emma, scratching chin in thought: One week.

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enoraces · 1 year

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millard: goodnight night. jacob: sleep tight. enoch: don’t let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. emma: great, now horace is crying.

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arri0-0 · 5 months

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Jacob: *trying to ask discreetly to the others if they are part of the LGBT community* So, what attracts you?

Horace: Toxicity.

Jacob: What ?

Emma: Just say you're attracted to men, please.

Horace: That's not as funny.

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ducksrus · 2 years