#incorrect yuurivoice

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Charlie: Everybody’s always like, “Charlie, how’d you bag a baddie? How’d you bag that baddie, bro?” I didn’t bag sh!t. Casper picked me up from my neck, threw me over their shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I ain’t got no intention of getting off any time soon.

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[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Imagine if Listener just drops the most ridiculous lore about their lives like

Boo: I was a gang leader once.

Alphonse snapping his eyes open: what?

Boo: I've killed 4 dudes. Shit was wild in highschool let me tell you that.

Alphonse: WHAT?

Or

Casper: you wanna know how I got my knife?

Charlie nodding: yeah sure Cas

Casper looking out the window: got it during a bar fight when this punk bitch tried me.

Charlie: huh?

Casper: he tried to shank me but I got the knife and sliced his eye.

Charlie holding his head bamboozled: wha....CAS?

Or

Rook drinking wine: I fucked a prince.

Auron: Excuse me?

Rook: this prince fell for me and I took his money when we slept together one day.

Auron placing his cup down: I would like the name of this man please.

Or

Star: I got my gallbladder removed after my 18 birthday.

Faust passing his game: wtf

Star: felt like I was dying bc there was a stone in it.

Faust: did it go well? The surgery?

Star: pft yeah I was passed tf out.

(Projecting for star bc this happened during my summer break, I'm a July baby)

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[no-see-um-incorrect]

Seth: What do you guys say when you answer the phone? 

SugarBoo: what up? 

Charlie: who Dis be?

Alphonse: no she’s dead. This is her son. 

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[thetopichot]

Auron: I've made my peace with what that says about me. You have no idea what it's like. They know what a shitty person I am but they still smile at me.

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[incorrectyuuriboys]

*Alphonse and Seth in the town jail*

Seth: Who should we call?

Alphonse: I want to say Boo, but I feel safer here

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[max-the-gremlin]

Seth: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Sugarboo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Sugarboo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Seth: ...

Al, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

*at 3am*

Al: *runs into Seth’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Seth: *wakes up* Dude! . *cackles*

Sugarboo: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Seth * What the fuck, Al?

Al: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

Al, holding a rock: Sugarboo just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Seth: If you don't marry them, I will.

Seth: May I get your snap?

Sugarboo: Ask my partner for it. They're in my bio.

Seth: Alright.

Seth, to Al: Your partner told me to ask you for their snap which is kinda weird but can I get their snap?

Seth: Sugarboo, what do you have?

Sugarboo: A KNIFE!

Seth: Okay, have fu-

Al: NO!

Al: I am your king, long may I reign!

Seth: Well I didn’t vote for you!

Al: You don’t vote for kings.

Seth: Well how’d you become king then?

Al: Sugarboo of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Al, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Seth: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Al: Sugarboo just walked into my room, grunted "oil" and promptly collapsed onto the floor.

Seth: Fuck, they got possessed by America.

Al: Did Sugarboo just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Seth: Yeah, they did.

Al: And did I just do finger guns back?

Seth: Yeah, you did.

Seth: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...

Sugarboo: I just wanna fucking marry Al!!

#yuurivoice seth #yuurivoice bittersweet #yuurivoice alphonse #bittersweet incorrect quotes

[arighmaa-dataq]

*Trish walks into the office while Auron and Rook are having a moment*

Rook: You mind?! Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!!

Auron: *slams Rook on desk* Yeah!! Cause we’re so… NOT in love!

Rook: YEAH! Love is STUPID.

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[draweronly]

Rook: When I first meet a man, I look at his heart.

Auron: Those are my ti-

Rook: THE FACT THAT HIS TITS ARE IN THE WAY IS NOT MY FAULT!!

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[asmrbrainrot]

Werewolf Seth: I’m going to turn into something disgusting, rabid, out of control! Whatever you do don’t let it free.

Transformed Werewolf Seth: *Is just a horny furry*

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[diamondzoey]

More Yuurivoice incorrect quotes!

A/n: yandere Au belongs to @ideasarestuckinmyhead also I feel like Casper would actually do this

Charlie sees Casper in a cage and looks at Alphonse: uh why are they in a cage?

Alphonse: because they growled at me

Yandere Casper in the cage and trying to break out: *Demonic growling*

A/n: I got this from sponge bob

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[asmrtist-brainrot]

(Because Mr. YuuriVoice said "the boys weren't birthed" in a Bittersweet livestream. I know this isn't what he meant... Idk what the fuck this is.)

Listener: What do you mean "you weren't birthed"?

Alphonse: My parents made me in a mixing bowl and added like... An assload of candy.

Seth: I think my Ma just swaddled a switch knife in a fluffy blanket and BOOM - there I was.

Charlie: My folks kinda just... Put a rat in a beanie and shook it around some until I popped out.

Auron: I believe my mother just pulled me out of a filing cabinet, specifically under "Future CEO".

Faust: I fell from the sky into my parent's arms, because I'm a star. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

Derek: Someone mixed some blood with cheap cologne and summoned his ass into existence

Big Red/Lucien: The devil himself carved me from lava rock.

Finn: Someone wrote some lines in a book and pressed a sunflower between them and I bloomed from the seeds of ideas.

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[sleeplessdreamer14]

Seth: I gotta go.

Sugar: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Seth: Uh… (kisses their forehead/rushes off)

Sugar: (blushing) No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

What if listener had like very hightned senses? Like smell?

Boo putting down their goods: oh! Al is here.

*goes to the front door and opens it before Al knocks*

Boo smiling: hi babe!

Alphonse blinking: how'd you know I was here?

Boo giggling: smelled the candy a mile away.

Or hearing?

Rook typing away: Auron I know your behind me.

Auron slightly shicked: how?

Rook continuing to type: heard your footsteps.

Or sight?

Casper looking out the window: oh Charlie!

*texts him they see him from their job*

Charlie confused and looks around: huh?

*He then sees their job and squints hard*

Charlie: how the hell?

Or touch?

Angel touching Lucien: you need more moisture.

Lucien: oh?

Angel grabbing lotion: your skin feels dry here.

*after he lotion is on Lucien skin feels better*

Lucien: thank you Angel.

Or taste?

Sunflower drinking tea: oh! Your grandma made this huh?

Finn suprised: oh yeah she did!

Sunflower: I remember bc she made us tea that one time.

Finn: you remembered from that long ago?

Sunflower: I have heightened taste.

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[no-see-um-incorrect]

Alphonse: *gets down on one knee*

Boo: …..😦….IM IN SWEATPANTS!!!

Seth holding a camera in the distance: YOUR OK!👍

Boo: YOU LET ME DO THIS IN SWEATPANTS?!!!

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[thetopichot]

Finn: What's you guy's favorite poptart?

Darling: Obviously, it's the strawberry ones.

Auron, interrupts: That's such a basic fucking bitch answer.

Darling, pissed: You want a real answer, Auron?!

Auron: YES!

Darling: The 2002 tie in merch poptarts that came with the Spider-Man movie! LOOK IT UP! THOSE are favorite poptarts, Auron! They're WILD BERRY!

Auron: Can you be a person?

Darling: I am a fucking person!-

Auron: What are you saying to me?! You just described like a comic book or something?!

Darling: Broron. Bro & Auron in one. Broron. Go look it up & tell me you don't remember these being absolute fucking fire. OR the Pokémon one that they did YEARS ago!

Auron: Can you just pick a NORMAL flavor??

Darling: NO, THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! YOU SAID IT WAS BASIC! I GAVE YOU ANOTHER & YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT-

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[incorrectyuuriboys]

Jesse: Sugar, will you do me the honor of becoming my child-in-law

Seth: Did you just propose to them for me?

Jesse: Well, someone had to!

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