#it was not.

[captainkappa]

Congrats on being the recipient of my first (and possibly only, the lag on mobile is rough) Triple Boop!

omg... sab...

you booped me more than three times

#my activity said i had 99+ notifications and i thought that had to be wrong. #it was not. #but i am obviously not mad i am just impressed lmao #kappa replies #sabrielandorangejuice

[brechtian]

randomly remembered the terrible production of twelfth night i saw where the cast sang mad world at the top of the show acapella for seemingly no reason

#so funny. literally loudly laughed in the theatre bc i thought it was meant to be a joke #it was not.

[procedurebybyte]

already love laterano

#saw some posts about it being buckwild but i kinda assumed it was fandom exaggeration. #It Was Not.

[gourmetsimmer]

Little update pt.1: June & Tobias got engaged after a spontaneous trip to the romance festival!  🌹

#I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS FAST #it was not. #I just didn't take any screenshots bc I lost access to photoshop #they'd been together for like two weeks in game lol #everything will seem like it will be moving real fast for the next few post AHAH #the sims 4 #legacy of wonders #ts4 legacy #legacy challenge #low1

[redroom-rainbowguts]

Reading a book and all the sudden it says some bs like "she stuck her wallet in her pocket instead of a purse, much like a man" and you're left digging for the year it was written to see of the sexism was normal for the time

#it was not. #this was 1987 women very much wore pants #not only that if a woman was lucky enough to find functional pockets in 1987 she deserved to use them sgdgfgg #leech rambles

[exrayspex]

google maps took me to the wrong location. kill.

#LITERALLY SOME BIGASS HOUSE ON A CUL-DE-SAC!?!? #this is NOT the fucking lab! #the lab is next to a big apartment complex and there is construction going on rn #so i didn't stop/turn around when it got all houses bc maybe it was taking me around the construction. in back through the apartment area? #It Was Not. #now it's another like 35min till i can eat 😑

[goatmilksoda]

HEARTBREAKING: Author tries to put conflict into a story but accidentally ratchets up tension way too much, leaving characters looking like unlikeable assholes. 69 dead 8008135 injured

#goat talk #I thought making a drunk character and the designated driver argue would be funny #it was not. #She just ended up looking like a massive bitch. #I only have to edit like one line out too but it's SUCH a good line #like it's not ~good~ but it is SO inflammatory and upsetting that it works #I might put it later in the chapter? #but I don't know I want lead to be in a somewhat recovered state by the time they reach the climax

[ifyourereadingthisblinktwice]

just spent 1 1/2 hours writing an essay on character comparison in malevolent. it’s 1796 words. i don’t even think it’s good. i have homework to do and yet

#i was like ‘oh it’ll only be a few paragraphs!’ #it was not. #malevolent #malevolent podcast

[allalrightagain]

Maybe, possibly, overdid things today and spent my Saturday night watching Do Revenge instead of my vague plans.

Thoughts include: “Holy plot twist!!” “I do not understand GenZ fashion at all” and “…this is absolutely BtVS canon compliant”

#i thought it was going to be a (surprisely long) clueless-esque strangers on a train adaptation #it was not. #also I have major heart eyes for maya hawke which does help #but i was actually impressed? #10/10 would recommend if you’re stuck in bed and the alternative is rewatching or scrolling netflix for two hours #lt talks #chronic health tag #ish

[distantlighthouse]

remind me to always check the tags of something 🫠

#me hahahaha friends :) #it was not. #(this is about some art I reblogged)

[raiiny-bay]

the amount of times i have broken this page theme

i am going to scream

#it was working! #& then... #it was not. #i had a lil connections section so i could talk abt some of the kids' relationships w/ each other #but every time i try to add a new one... it breaks #dramatic sigh #it's fine #i guess bow & marky's ship name is not important... #it's borcus btw #sometimes borky #their friends think it's funny so that's what they call them when talking to both at the same time #n e way i think i have most of the info i want to include planned out?? but idk #maybe i'll add other stuff #what do u guys put on character pages anyway?? like is there a standard? when is it too much information??? #bc i will absolutely put so much info that it is annoying #rainyrambles

[myangelscrimson]

I almost reblogged a religious ad because I thought it was satire

#chloe shush #APPARENTLY... #it was not.

[harryforvogue]

i have to present a story to my creative writing class and i think i'm gonna talk about the Horrendous kisses i suffered last summer and in the fall

#both with the same person #idk why i thought it would be different #it was not.

[mrkfav]

when my “friend” purposely spilt alcohol on my dress so i smelt like it when i get back to my cousins house 😁😁😁😁😁

#now my cousin thinks i drink at parties now #which i DONT #my friend ?? thought it was funny #it was not.

[tabboty]

i drew this for PE before realizing i misheard the question

#she told us to draw a circle chart #and i thought she was talking about what our brain thinks about #it was not. #it was about basic necessities. #in which case #this is still correct #scaramouche #kazuha #kaedehara kazuha #tomo #genshin tomo #genshin #tomokazuscara

[spookyboywhump]

Does Eli have a very specific perhaps seemingly weird memory of experiencing gender euphoria?

Technically several as it happened pretty often but the fun gender euphoria before you know your Trans experience:

Even before he figured his shit out, he felt an odd sense of pride whenever somebody equated him to a boy or told him he’s just like a boy or things like that. While he tried to dress feminine in his early teenage years he was still very tomboy-ish and liked wearing Ev’s shirts and just regular jeans and his mom would roll her eyes and tell him to change because he “looks like a boy” and he didn’t know why but he’d be like “exactly :D!!!!!”

A blue star sticker for u uwu

#he was like ‘huh love it when people call me a boy. must be a universal experience.’ #it was not. #when the dysphoria first kicked up he thought the problem was that he needed to be MORE feminine #and when that didn’t work out he realized he was going the wrong way #oc stuff #wren #trans eli #god I love that tag #thankie! #latenightcupsofcoffee