#javascript sucks

[boob-verified]

What I hate the most is when they hand me my deformed babies I wrote like 5 months ago and tells to fix it

#i cannot handle this cringe #programming #javascript #i suck #javascript sucks #can I die

[doberbutts]

Like the whole "DOOM runs on anything" meme is funny sure but technically you can run any program on any machine that has the processor, memory, and storage space for it. You may need to tweak some thing here and there to get it fully operational but really that's mostly what it hinges on.

I turned my windows netbook into a Debian server and then turned *that* into cloud-based storage I could dump and share and run any files I wanted to off my internet connection when I was in college by tying an external hard drive to it using an always-on connection. I still technically have the hard drive but I sold the netbook a long time ago. I also turned my MacBook from college into an always-on minecraft server for my college friends before Microsoft decided to give us actual multi-player support.

I also turned my MacBook into a windows OS emulator when I wanted to game because I got annoyed that Mac ports are usually poopoobad quality. So I would turn my MacBook on and then load up my windows os inside of the Mac os and then actually load the game.

Like yeah I went to school for programming but I actually learned how to do most of that as a kid because my dad had a computer that had no GUI, it was all command prompt and DOS. There are times when my current windows computers are annoying me because they won't do the thing I told them to do so I load up dos and then effectively go "I wasn't asking" at it.

#granted #I also taught myself html and css as a kid #and found javascript to be grating but otherwise understandable #sql and c++ was in high school when I went to tech school for programming #but anyway my point is that this stuff isn't super hard #the most annoying portion waa converting the netbook into a server #and only because its processor sucked so it really did not like the commands I was giving it #but it was also a 50 dollar laptop so like. deal. and do what I said.

[club-penguin-artistry]

Login page, pre-Cardjitsu Party, 2011

[source]

#club penguin #club penguin artistry #decompiled from swf #club penguin login screens #1. I have figured out how to decompile animated scenes. you will be seeing those whenever I have the time #2. I learned how to use javascript and ran ffmpeg from console for this because the decompiler doesn't do this automatically #3. apologies for the lack of uncropped gif for reference; the compression on tumblr plus the tiny size I'd need it to be just makes it ugly #this has actually converted me to wanting to use webm and webp because gif compression sucks so bad #the original webm was only 1mb but the gif turned into FORTY FIVE

[heart-forecast]

hi hello sorry for dying for a bit n not posting / queuing posts a bunch ‼️ jiji got distracted and school is starting again </3

#jiji got distracted by 💪 coding and working on their neocities 💪💪💪💪👊👊💪👊💪💪 #LOVE CODING LOVE HTML LOVE CSS JAVASCRIPT SUCKS

[gir-posting]

[pulls up a chair] tell me about javascript and why it sucks?

i think the bad part about it for me has been the difference between learning html and javascript. html (the coding language for building webpages) and css (coding language that makes webpages look pretty) were like figuring out i knew a different language my entire life and was only just learning that then. trying to learn javascript has been like learning french while someone attacks me with hammers

(long pic under the cut)

IDK WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS </3

#every single time i sit down and try to learn how to do something to add to my coding projects i feel every bit of info just wash over me #i absorb absolutely none of it and it sucks the whole time #it would help if i actually took the time to go through w3's javascript course the whole way through but i do NOT have the attention span

[gremlin4goro]

Mmm I hecking love programming. Spent hour and half and I got a number showing up. Still in the wrong fucking place but I guess this is something.

#glimpses of gremlin #no it's fine seriously I just suck with JavaScript

[isolationaroundus]

I've been enjoying a lot learning front end web development.. Truly I feel like I might be good at something..

#well #i suck right now #i just learned html and css #but it feels awesome #javascript time

[skylarquantity]

I'm sitting in front of my computer at 2 in the morning, typing out the equivalent of summoning tiny little creatures to do your bidding but in digital form. This is what my life has gone to

Imagine this scene, but at night

#bandit heeler #bluey #bluey show #bluey cartoon #why is coding such a pain #programming sucks #coding #programmer #javascript

[nerice]

maybe im gonna use neocities mainly as media recommendation hub after all....

#elia txts #losing notion sucks bc you could sort gallery view and i was lowkey building a media archive there but. ain't worth it like that #craft doesnt rly have a sorting function and i will probably switch to a different online notes app eventually/once i have my new phone #for now it works but im just. tired of how everything is changing for the worse #or extra tumblr page but who knows if support ever gets back to me abt that javascript request lol

[ironmanstan]

i think if i make my neocities site cool enough ill ditch my carrd for real actually

#like i could just. add it as a page on the site. and like i dont wanna link to my carrd AND my website everywhere lol thats dumb #the gamer speaks uwu #coding it is so fun tho its frustrating as fuck bc i forgot how inherently annoying coding is but well its still ok ^__^ #css die and go to hell CHALLENGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #html my babygirl. javascript my soon to be babygirl idk how to write it really just edit and read through it #like i was obsessed with scratch when i was little and learned it on my own so like that alone already is like #just fully if then statements #if then statements my so beloved theyre so simple i should learn js properly lol #i need to tho i need to integrate the auto post archival script i found into my thing but the js is like #not cooperating with my css . and my css broke lmao #so i have deleted everything and restarted so rn i just have my main page done and the style sheet is in the main html #not ideal ! not ideal at all but it works bb #like see #i want multiple pages and i want to be able to blog here and there to go more in depth about my art if i feel like it #to achieve this i need every page on the site to have the same color palette decor etc #i could one by one update each page to style them individually but if i ever change my layout. i have to update it one by one #and if i make blog posts those are in theory a new page every post as well. so you see this is innefficient and sucks in the long run #easy in the short term or for a small site tho ! #so i need to make a css file to collect everything where i only have to change the css to style every single page on the site linked to it #i had this working for a minute but for some reason my main page wouldnt link to my css file OUT OF NO WHERE ??? #but the js file that formats the blog posts see it has like a specific format for text and everything so they look right #and i think this conflicted with some info in my css file that ALSO specifically formats some text #so it fucked everything up ! #so im right now just with p much an individual page for html and css and im going to start again #copy my css i have right now first of all into an actual css file. link it to the html #then i really really have to scour and gut the script file before implementing it so we dont have everything break again #decent plan i have the energy to do actual work now tho so i wont be doing it until later when i burn out of drawing and need to do smth #tech shid #screaming in the tags

[lorillee]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#hi im stressposting i have to leave for my exam in like an hour #girllll this is gonna SUCK #esp because . okay for the free response part or whatever #this is like the ap csa exam so its on javascript #and like. i just. i didnt practice writing code out by hand. mostly because its a huge pain #and like. i shouldve. and i still should now but i really dont want to #i dont want to do anythingggggggggggggggggg *explodes* #also i cant drive and the person who is supposed to pick me up after the exam has an appointment that may overlap 😳 #so i could litrally be there . for hours #though at that point i will prbably get an uber. but also i do not want to take an uber alone #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[renfree]

Tumblr banned the use of javascript on blog pages? What the heck? The ban turned on in the middle of my work with the page tonight. In one moment I was saving the page with scripts without a problem, and after a minute it gave me an error and offered to contact support. Well, just not a day without another shit, tumblr?

#tumblr sucks #javascript #nonsims

[zeteroxx]

canibalism fics confuse me and not even in a negative way i just genuinely dont understand them

like

how is eating someone a display of affection that shit feels like a fucking insult or like a display of "im better than you" or its in some way meant to demean someone

idk

canibalism is weird

id do it to not starve to death or if the person was already dead but only under those circumstances

the art is cool tho (but it kinda weirds me out (but that might be the point idk /nsar))

#camibalbism #i have to add tags because my browser sucks ass and the javascript(?) dont work right

[stxalq]

you can always tell when a Java developer was put into a position to write front end code:

every function is called a "method"

classes, everything is a class

no you can't call that function method, you need to instantiate this class first

xml configs

incomprehensible uses of this, that, self, and clazz

deep inheritance trees—buckle up, you're going to traverse a dozen different implementations of the same abstract function method class jammed into wildly different contexts

looping, recursive, reflecting factory patterns that break the fourth wall and adjust run-time symbols on the engine thread its running on

#java #javascript #programming #cursed #please stop assigning front end application code to java devs #javascript is not java #typescript is not c-sharp #tumblr markdown sucks #you could at least implement strikethroughs and backticks

[boomstab-papa]

ugh

#you know what else sucks about the new 'no links to blogs anymore just javascript' #can't right click to mark as transphobic on shinigami eyes #on a specific post #have to just throw the whole blog on there #which i feel is much less useful #not really something i can complain to staff or the feedback form about but it sucks nonetheless

[quietlyfail]

I think taking the time to teach something is wonderful on so many levels. I volunteer a couple times a week to go into a public school and teach one class how to code so that they can learn from someone who actually does this for a living. I need to give a presentation tomorrow to demonstrate how we want their code to be demo'd, so I threw together an example project and it took me less than an hour to build a thing that has taken these kids at least a few weeks.

And like, it's so cool that at one point, I would have also taken a long time to build something like this but now it takes me very little time! It makes me so grateful that I have the opportunity to see how far I've come. Especially with things where there will always be new challenges and new things to learn, it's nice to have such a real reminder of how far I've come. And it's also nice to know that I'm helping other people start down this path.

#teaching #volunteering #learn to code #javascript #(I wish we were teaching Python but I do love how accessible JS is for every computer) #I jokingly want to say 'man these kids _suck_ at this' because they do! #but you have to suck at something before you can be good at it