#jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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imagine elias getting annoyed at jon and so at the next office party he brings a dish that he Knows jon is allergic to and doesn’t tell him what’s in it

bonus points if jon Knows what elias did and eats it anyway while deadpanning right at him as Martin runs to get an epi pen

#alternatively jon’s marked in everything but The End so this is Elias’s attempt to fix that #martin would of course kill elias immediately in this scenario #tma podcast #the magnus archives #just think of the petty office shenanigans that could have happened if everyone had LIVED #i would say that tim is dying laughing in the corner but. #you know #martin k blackwood #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #tma is an office comedy #martin knife blackwood #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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my personal fav tma head canon is that d.b.cooper is an avatar of the vast

#the magnus archives #tma podcast #tma #the vast #tma the vast #tma avatars #db cooper #it makes sense to me #j rambles #gotta get that child support for all those new avatars of the vast after the eyepocalypse somehow #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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actually every tma avatar is under the trans umbrella they told me themselves

#the magnus archives #tma podcast #gerry delano? trans #mike crew? trans #annabelle cane? trans #agnes montague? trans #jonmartin? obviously #michael shelley? trans #julia montauk? oliver banks? elias catboy bouchard? #trans #jane prentiss? trans #there are like three avatars i would be convinced are not under the trans umbrella feel free to guess <3 #j rambles #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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i mean this in the nicest way possible but if you’re aligned with The Corruption or The Flesh you terrify and confuse the fuck out of me

#can someone explain #the magnus archives #tma podcast #tma #the corruption #tma corruption #tma flesh #jane prentiss pls don’t burrow under my skin miss worm lady #jared hopworth pls leave my bones alone challenge 2k23 #tma entities #tma avatars #i would let jared hopworth do my top surgery tho #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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sure that this has been said before but those meow wolf interactive art displays like omega mart are a domain of The Spiral

#cannot watch one tiktok about them without being reminded of my husband #fuckhands mcmike #tma spiral #tma distortion #tma podcast #the magnus archives #michael distortion #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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i keep seeing drawings of jmart holding hands,,kissing,. embracing even!. And I CANNOT help but ask in a torturous cry: When will it be My Turn!!

#i love them your honor #they are thee relationship ever #but please #dear god someone give me what they have #there’s a reason why i project onto martin kartin blackwood #(hint) it’s bc I’m lonely as fuck #and i too fall for people who are mean to me at first #the magnus archives #tma podcast #jon archivist #martin blackwood #jonmartin #tma jmart #ps artist pls keep up the fanart ily and you’re so strong and sexy mwah #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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it’s pounding rain outside..so i’m making cocoa and listening to my silly little vast playlists while in my nasa hoodie…life’s good

#fellow vastards say hey #trying to summon my sky husband #mike crew kiss me on the lips challenge 2023 #tma podcast #tma #the magnus archives #j rambles #tma the vast #tma vast #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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lonely domain where it’s just you waking up at 3 am and unable to go back to sleep,, except forever

#tma podcast #the magnus archives #is the same thing happening to me rn? #and did it inspire this post? #pfffffffft don’t worry about it #tma fears #tma the lonely #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1

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me after listening to a podcast episode that immerses me in shit-myself-level of horror, bringing up trauma i didn’t even remember i had

alexander jalexander newalexander: tHE MAGNUS ARCHIVES IS A PODCAST DISTRI-

#the magnus archives #tma podcast #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1 #not a criticism #just goofy

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forever grateful for jonny never writing an episode about tornadoes bc i would have Shit Myself

#the magnus archives #tma podcast #tma #ok but like #i have a few Bad childhood memories of tornadoes that have developed into a sort of phobia? #over the years? #i Cannot hear the EWS alerts without crying #thank u for sparing me jonny <3 #jboy’s tma relisten no. 1