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morallyinept · 4 months

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I mentioned on a previous Ask that I used to be a florist, (man, do I miss that job...) and lovely @doughmonkey suggested I should match the Pedro Boys with flowers... so, here you are! 🪻🌷🌻

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The sunniest flower for our sunniest Pedro Boy, Javi. Sunflowers often represent the sun and Javi just beams like it, doesn't he? Sunflowers also bring good fortune, and represent a long life and lasting happiness. It is often seen as a symbol of faith and devotion, radiating positivity and hope. In some Eastern religions, such as Buddhism, sunflowers are considered sacred and represent spiritual enlightenment. Or, divine inspiration, as Javi would say...

Sweet Peas represent goodbyes and yearning. In Victorian England, for example, sweet peas were often given as a sign of departure or goodbye to a loved one. Considering Joel has lost Sarah, I'd say a Sweet Pea would be a good representation of a flower for Joel. Sweet Peas also can mean blissful pleasure, friendship and gratitude. They come in all sorts of colours too, such as shades of white, pink, coral, red, violet and blue, and some combining two colours.

More subtle than the bold traditional red rose, pink roses typically symbolise admiration, happiness, and love. Pink roses also symbolise sweetness, femininity, appreciation, and admiration - all traits that this handsome agent showers in abundance towards his love interest. I think receiving a bunch of beautiful pink, velvety roses from Marcus Pike would totally sweep you off your feet and totally convince you to go to Washington DC with him.

Red poppies are worn as a symbol of support for the Armed Forces community, and to remember our fallen military personnel. The poppy is a common symbol that has been used to represent everything from peace to death, and even simply sleep. Seeing as Frankie worked in the forces, he would probably tuck a red poppy flower behind your ear then kiss you sweetly, as he walks hand-in-hand with you through the local Veteran Day Parade.

In the language of flowers, wild heliotrope symbolises devotion and an everlasting love, which when you think about Whiskey losing his sweetheart and baby boy, this flower couldn't be more perfect for him. It has a delicious scent and the flowers follow the sun as it tracks across a winters day, hence the name "Heliotrope" which is derived from the Greek Helios meaning sun and tropos meaning 'turn' or 'direction'. Everlasting love is a journey that you rarely falter from the path, so I imagine Whiskey would choose this flower to place on the grave of his sweetheart and baby boy.

Passion flowers, not only look a little alien in their bloom, they also have healing properties, which Ezra could do with in abundance, right? Roman Catholic priests of the late 1500's named it for the Passion (suffering and death) of Jesus Christ. And Kevva, has this prospector suffered... Passion Flower can incite love and passion and help you attract companionship. A perfect flower to represent my main man Ezra, I think...

Colourful, fun and a little kooky looking, gerbera daisies are just flowers that make me smile in abundance. And so does Dieter Bravo. Yellow gerbera daisies tend to symbolize cheerfulness and celebration. Orange gerberas convey that the person you present it to is the sunshine of your life. Red gerberas represent an unconscious love or to be fully immersed in love. White gerberas symbolise innocence and purity. Pink gerberas are a symbol of admiration, adoration, or high esteem for someone. I imagine Dieter would love these because he would be attracted to the variety of colours and they would make him smile, even when high...

Black dahlias aren't truly black, but rather a very deep shade of crimson that appear black. They symbolise betrayal and sadness, so shouldn't be gifted lightly. It also represents inner strength, likely due to the plant's ability to tolerate such harsh conditions. Although a stunning flower to behold, the symbolism doesn't come without it's notoriety; they're associated with the infamous murder of Elizabeth Short (The Black Dahlia Murder) in 1947 in Los Angeles. Black dahlias and Dave York? Nuff' said.

A flower with a bite, just like Max. A carnivorous plant, this flower eats insects. They have simple nodding flowers and leaves modified as hollow pitchers, which function to passively trap insects, luring them with nectar, then digesting them or drowning them with fluids, later to be absorbed by the plant. So, although it looks pretty and alluring on the outside, beware whats hidden underneath - just like our feisty vampire, Max. Nom.

Anemones are my most favourite flower. It was believed that the flower sprang from the blood of the slain Adonis, who was a lover of the goddess Aphrodite. As such, anemones are often seen as a symbol of love and passion. And there's no-one more passionate a lover than Javi P, right? Anemone flowers are available in many colors with each symbolizing a different meaning. White anemone flowers symbolize sincerity due to their delicate appearance. Red and pink anemone flowers symbolize death or forsaken love. Purple anemone flowers symbolize protection from evil. I think Javi would be a purple anemone, due to the job he has... he'd definitely protect you.

With their vibrant orange, yellow and red petals, naturally marigolds are symbols of positive emotions, like joy and excitement. Marigolds also represent energy, good luck, warmth, creativity, prosperity and passion. Oberyn exudes passion in abundance so this flower would be prefect for him. Their vibrant colors and strong fragrance make them an essential part of various traditions, festivals, and rituals worldwide, such as Día de Los Muertos. A perfect flower to represent Oberyn, in both life and death.

The Ghost Orchid earned its name due to its ghostly white petals and the illusion of floating in mid-air when attached to trees, with no visible roots or leaves. The Ghost Orchid is considered one of the most elusive orchids in existence. Its scarcity and remote habitat have contributed to its mythical status among plant enthusiasts. Due to its unique growth habits and specific environmental requirements, sightings of the Ghost Orchid in the wild are extremely rare. A little like our Mandalorian here in the sense you never see his face, he, like the flower, is elusive and a rare specimen indeed. And when you do get an eventual glimpse of it, it is absolutely breathtaking...

Holding on to their shape and color long after being cut, strawflowers are said to symbolize immortality and are commonly known as 'Everlasting' flowers. Their endurance and strength is notable and we can compare this to our resident hero of the Pedro Boys, Marcus Moreno. Everlasting flowers symbolize eternal love, hope, and remembrance. They are often used in wedding bouquets, funeral arrangements, and other special occasions to express enduring sentiments and commemorate cherished memories. Considering Marcus is also a widower, this flower is a great choice to represent him.

The bird of paradise flower symbolizes joyfulness, freedom, anticipation, and excitement. Furthermore, it represents faithfulness, love and thoughtfulness while being the official flower of the ninth wedding anniversary. As someone who is often bogged down in the the dark gloom of investigations, a colourful, peppy flower such as this would brighten Tim's mood instantly after coming home from a long day of work.

Tiger lilies represent courage, strength, and confidence. The main red tiger lily meaning is passion. White tiger lily meaning can be described as purity. Pero would be of the red variety, considering he wields such strength, courage and confidence on the battlefield. Tiger lilies also have healing properties and the lance leaf tiger lily is native to China. Apt considering Pero fights there...

Giving someone one of these small blossoms is a pledge that you will never forget them and that you will think of them often. For this reason, they're also considered a symbol of fidelity and faithfulness. Forget-me-nots represent true love and giving someone this flower means you truly love and respect this person. Similarly to making a wish, if Max gifts you with these flowers, he's not likely to forget you in a hurry.

The most classic of them all, a red rose is a perfect choice for a significant other. This stunning shade most popularly stands for passion and communicates love. It's the rose of romance and deep feelings, but can also relay desire, beauty, victory, harmony, joy, luck, pride and martyrdom. Which if you're familiar with Silva and his traits, this flower is the perfect choice for him.

A flower that is not very common, Petunias display feelings of deep resentment and anger. Despite their amazingly striking appearance, they take people by surprise because of their shocking underlying meanings. And if you know a thing or two about Veracruz, you know he's just like a Petunia - beautiful on the outside, but sinister and resentful on the inside...

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morallyinept · 8 months

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morallyinept · 7 months

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Pedro Boys & Drunk Karaoke Songs 🎵🎤

Another (in)sane ramble about the Pedro Boys and their choice of song they'd sing whilst absolutely wasted... 🥴

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Rated NSFW due to mature themes, and my inane delusion, mentioned below.

Joel Miller - REM - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine).

The irony here is that Joel Miller is not fine. Far from it. Give that man a sandwich and a blow job already, sheesh. 😬 Then tuck him into bed. But you can bet your sweet, denim-clad ass that he'll belt it out regardless after one too many whiskeys at The Tipsy Bison. One hefty hand draped over the mic stand, whilst the other holds onto the mic for dear life, pressed a little too close to his mouth as he sings; stumbling around the words as they speed up until he's rambling and trying not to cry. Bless him, he's trying, darlin'. Take him home, prop up that big guy on your shoulder, and give him said sandwich and blow job. Everything will soon be alright again in Joel's world. Maybe... I mean, optimism never hurt anyone, right?

Francisco Morales - Hot Action Cop - Fever For The Flava.

This song is all about pussy. How apt that our muff diving king 👑 would choose this song whilst flipping through the karaoke song list book with the TF boys on a rowdy night out to blow off some steam. Washed down with plentiful foamy beers, Frankie takes to the stage with all the boys in tow as his backing singers. Benny takes the high notes. Will's bringing the air guitar and finger flips. Santi's... well, I'm not sure what Santi is doing exactly. Some kind of break dancing? Or he's having a seizure. Who knows? And all this happens as Frankie edges closer and closer to the end of the stage as he raps along enthusiatically about having the fever for the flava of the coochie, and eventually falls off of it, face first. Don't worry, Hermosa. He's not drunk. The floor just hates him. Miraculously, the Standard Heating Oil cap survived. Unlike Tom.

Ezra - The Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man.

Lord Kevva, Ezra was born a ramblin' man... Give this loquacious prospector any sort of microphone and an audience and he'll talk your ears off until they bleed. The choice of song here is apt, birdie. Although singing whilst drinking, Ezra will more than likely throw out garbled gibberish than actual words you can understand in their entirety. Ezra singing this song when he's had one too many beers on The Pug, sounds exactly like it would when you sit on his face; muffled slurps around something wet and sticky that he's drooling on.

Dieter - Kid Rock - Bawitdaba.

Dieter has an arsenal of karaoke songs to sing when drunk or just plain high off his balls, but Kid Rock seems to be his go to on his bar warbling rotation. And don't forget he'll bust a move to it like Young MC too. That man's crocs were made for dancing in, right? Although truth be told, Dieter doesn't actually know all the words to this song; he just knows the chorus. Which he sings on repeat. Over and over. Even when not at karaoke. Or drunk. Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy, diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie. Sounds exactly like Dieter when he's had too much of the white stuff, and the tempo at which he bangs you to.

Agent Whiskey - Big n' Rich - Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.

Not only is this Jack's karaoke jam, sugar, but the mantra to his cowboy lifestyle he upholds with combustible swagger. Whiskey loves a night out to drink, shoot some darts and croon away to his favourite songs that remind him of simpler times gone by, before the Goddamn butterfly guy shot him in the fucking head... And he has a special rhinestone studded denim jacket he'll whip out for the occasion too. Bling, bling! He's more shiny than a hot tin toof in August. Mount that cowboy and give him the ride of his life after he serendaes you. I guarantee you that Jack'll start singing the moment you saddle up. Yeehaw!

Javier Peña - Kool And The Gang - Ladies Night.

Mm, sophisicated mama, Agent Peña's got a single strobe illuminating him and barely moves, except for that little thrust of his tight ass in his very tight jeans every time he sings to you that the feelin's right, cariño. Oh what a night it is indeed. It takes a copious amount of Loredo Legspreaders to get the mardy Agent Peña up on the stage, but when that sassy cat gets loose? Miaow, mami. Watch out because Javier is going to get his claws into you after serenading you with his sexy ass jam and little butt shakes. I mean, how can you resist?

Pero Tovar - Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch.

You and Pero are nothing but mammals, so do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Except, the Discovery Channel wasn't around in Pero's time. Not that it matters, he'll soon bend you over and rut into you like a drooling chimp regardless. But first, a little karaoke with an even bigger attitude from our surly Spaniard, before you bend over and present the all-you-can-eat-pussy-buffet to him.

Oberyn Martell - Another Level - Freaky.

Oberyn may be the freakiest lover of the Pedro Boys, or at least the sluttiest, and by rights this song is his mantra after one too many fruit wines. He'll certainly lick you up and down until you say stop. Crooning this tune is like an act of love making itself; those hips are rolling, those eyes are beckoning and that serpent tongue is licking all over his lips in a lusty appetite as he almost floats off the stage ethereally towards you in that golden coat of dreams. But remember, all Red Vipers have two faces; the curious one as they sniff you out, and the one they show you right before they play with your body, baby, n' make you feel hot…

Marcus Pike - Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You.

Oh, Marcus singing this ballad on stage in front of you, hitting those high notes with gusto, and looking all boy band delicious in his leather jacket, is just a sight to behold. And like the lyrics suggest, this gorgeous FBI Agent will definitely make love to you, like you want him to. Aptly, this song will play in the background all night too as Marcus ensures the lyrics are branded into your skin like a tattoo where they'll always stay. Until he asks you to go to Washington DC with him... Looks like poor Marcus is singing on his own again. 🥺

Dave York - Talking Heads - Psycho Killer.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away! … Dave's coming for you. As soon as he puts the microphone down, he'll step off the stage with cool composure and will make a beeline right for you, baby. Reaching into his pocket for the cables ties he has stashed in there constantly, because... dark reasons. And you know you should run. You know Dave is a Psycho Killer… and yet, you're feet are not moving, are they? Qu'est-ce que c'est, Daddy?

Din Djarin - David Bowie - Space Oddity.

Here am I floating 'round my tin can. Far above the moon… I mean, this song was written for Din, right? Din doesn't need a microphone, the modulator in his helmet makes sure you can hear him in the back. And his cape adds for that extra swish as he belts out this haunting, spacey tune.

Don't forget his duet buddy though, The Kid. Debut album release pending. It's going to be wizard.

Marcus Moreno - Enrique Iglesias - Hero.

Marcus can be your hero baby… He can kiss away the pain. Well, if one Pedro Boy was going to caterwaul this God awful song, you just know it'd be our resident superhero. Imagine Marcus in his tight black t-shirt, specs and hand over his heart crooning deeply with powerful emotion as he belts this one out with intense passion. He feels every word, means every lyric, sweetheart. Then you let him take you home where you can play the villain role all night long with him and get him to reach those pitchy, high notes that a strong, heroic man probably shouldn't make...

Max Phillips - HIM - My Vampire Heart.

A little on the nose, yes? But who doesn't love a bit of HIM? Goths and vampires everwhere unite. Although it was a toss up between this and Monster Mash. Max'll sing this tune with a venti Starbucks cup full of blood, stopping occasionally to take a sip from the straw. Power winking his way through, the results are highly effective as victims everywhere will fall at his feet in the crowd under his rockstar-in-navy-two-piece thrall. But he can't stay long to indulge, he's got an audit to finish in the office tomorrow morning. Maybe just a quick bite after the song.

Silva - The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men.

Raining dicks more like. And Silva doesn't have an umbrella. I mean, this cowboy is up there giving it his all and ain't that the truth. He's travelled a long way to this saloon to get up and cut a rug whilst he sings in abundance. And aside from the unrequited pining for a certain Sheriff, this is the most intense Silva has felt in a long time. Let him have his moment in the spotlight. This handsome, rugged cowboy deserves all the worship, and men that can fall from the sky.

Comandante Veracruz - Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy.

We're alluding to the fact that Veracruz was ever a nice guy to begin with. He wasn't. Cunning, coniving, sly, ruthless... need I go on? But the Comandante can turn that nice guy charm on as he sings to you; luring you in with that hot smile as slick as his hair in the sweaty jungle, and those melty, dark chocolate eyes... It's enough to have you cuffing yourself up and following him willingly back to his camp, right? And the Comandante has no intentions of being a nice guy with you either, cariño... Nu-uh.

Maxwell Lord - Sir Mix-a-lot - I like Big Butts.

Maxwell is SPRUNG by big butts. Even his own. And he puts it all into busting out this song on the stage, equipped with some choice moves and booty pops to boot. The whole debacle is a show in itself and Maxwell goes out with a bang, a standing ovation and a new found sense of otherworldly superiority. It'll go to his head a bit, so best help him off the stage and calm him down with some, uh… butt action to bring him back to earth. Yeah. Nothing quite like hard anal to bring you a sense of calm, eh?

Javi Gutierrez - Shania Twain - Man, I feel like a woman!

An insanely happy, slightly sozzled Javi thought this was the best idea in the world. Oh, dios mio it's going to be so fucking goooood! He got up on the stage and swung his hips with sass as those familiar beats to the song we all know and sing to at the top of our voices in the shower, came on. And it was divine inspiration because sweet baby Javi G is on fire as he struts around the stage, popping that ass out and sings with all he's got around those wavy curls. It's enough to make you equally cringe and pretend you're not with him, and to absolutely soak your panties through in equal measure. You go, baby girl! Sing with him now! Oh, oh, oh I go totally crazy…

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morallyinept · 8 months

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I know this is The Thief, but this is giving me strong Dieter at the Oscar's vibez...

Dieter, who has spent all afternoon being preened and poked, and gelled and styled to perfection, despite his loathing for it. He's been warned to be on his best behaviour by his PR team; to not drink to excess or do anything bawdy to rile up the paps.

He simply responds with the stink-eye and mutters blandly into his third whiskey chaser. Something about pussies n' killjoys.

But this is Dieter-muthafuckin'-Bravo.

Oscar nominee Dieter Bravo, pictured here right before he does a line of coke off your tits in the bathroom stall, then fucks you hard and deep in your ass, bent so far over the toilet, that you're practically drowning in the fetid bowl.

But don't worry, he's holding your hair back, babe. 🥴

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morallyinept · 7 months

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legend! i have a virgin! joel miller idea and i would need to know what sounds he would make, cause to me he sounds like he whimper’s a lot

Robert, stop it! You're making me blush ☺️ (No, carry on... hehe)

Firstly, you're the legend here. I always get so excited reading your work! You're so talented! 🖤

And secondly, you're coming here to ask me on my thoughts? Moi? I'm not crying, you're crying. 😭 I so appreciate you. 🫶

Okay, so you might have already read my Pedro Boys & Sex Sounds Ramble If not check it out for some inspo, by all means. I made Joel a bit of a grunter in that.

But an inexperienced Joel, I think, would sound very different...

Virgin!Joel, I would agree with you, would whimper. It's the first time Joel's gigglestick n' berries are getting touched, licked, sucked by someone other than himself, right?

So, I imagine he would be shitting himself a little, nervous. Worried about pleasing the other person, etc... And all those sounds would kinda squeak out of him a little and involuntarily too.

There's nothing more sexy, in my opinion, than a big, hefty man, being reduced to utter mushy helplessness. Ugh, it makes me drool. 🥴

Virgin!Joel would be emitting gasps. Breathy gulps. Little hisses between his teeth. He'd fidget a little in the sense he'd be reluctant because he's so unsure on what to do. Does he move his head this way, does he get on his knees or on his back?

There would be a little awkwardness to him, I think.

But, I also feel that once he gets into it, and starts to fully relax and let go, these whimpers will transform into heavier, snuffly grunts through his nose.

Like, his breathing increaes with the tempo he's either giving or taking from them.

I imagine Joel to be a little bit vocal too, in the sense that he's muttering 'fuck' and 'yeah' and 'more, darlin', like that' into the air around him as breathy sighs. Not in a demanding way, more of a 'I-can't-believe-this-feels-so-damn-good' kind of way.

But he'd still whimper. The moment he comes, finally let's go? You bet your sweet ass that Joel will choke on a ragged whimper unfurling from the back of his throat.

I also think drawing on your own experiences helps when writing. I think it was Stephen King who once said "write what you know." So think back to your own first time and remember all those sounds, those feelings etc... if you want to make it believable.

I hope this helps. And I so can't wait for you to write this! Tag me or add me to your taglist lovely, because I would LOVE to indulge in this when you've written it.

Love you! 🖤😘

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morallyinept · 7 months

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Hey Jett!!

I had a random thought the other day about what all of the Pedro boys would do if they were out with me at a bar (or any social gathering really) and another guy hit on me and possibly wanted to fight them. Since you have such amazing insight on the boys, I wanted to hear your thoughts on how you think they would react.

Thanks!! 💜💜

P.S. I know you must be loving all this Lucien content as much as I am!!! 🫠

Hey Lovely Jenn! 🖤

Oh gosh, I'm wading knee deep through the Lucien content and am happily drowning. 🫠 Don't save me, I'm fine... The thots, Jenn. THE THOTS! 🥵

Ooh, what a fun Ask! It's been a while since I did a Pedro Boys Ramble, so here goes! 🖤

Marked NSFW🌶 Brief mentions of unwanted attention.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Round one... 🥊

JOEL MILLER:

I would challenge anyone to pick a fight with Joel. Dare them. I dare ya! And then I'll sit back laughing as they pick their bloodied teeth up off the floor. 🍿 We all remember Episode 1 QZ Joel. This Joel right here, who would break your lookin'-for-the-light fuckin' jaw, right?

Yeah. Ain't no-one messing with ya, darlin' whilst this stacked mofo is by your side at the bar, let me tell ya. Joel's a pitbull waiting to attack, just give him one good reason to snap. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough. And that's what is so appealing about him, isn't it? They can look, but if they dare touch you, Joel'll kill 'em.

FRANKIE MORALES:

Frankie's hermosa is not for touching. No touchy, hijo de puta. Unless it's part of some flirty game where you do it deliberately, and with his agreement, to get a, uh, rise *ahem* out of him. Get that pilot flying, if you catch my drift... 😏 You're stunning, it kinda turns Frankie on a little bit to know that other guys are checking you out. But make no mistake, any unwelcome attention and Frankie will be right there, flanked by the TF boys as he steps in and warns the guy to back off in that low, calm, gravelly tone. And with four, (we don't count Tom, he's rightfully dead) burly, ex-veterans giving the dude the stank eye, you can bet your touchy-feely offender will scarper away with his limp dick between his legs. And then Frankie will take you home and tell you how fuckin' hot it was, hermosa, with that guy drooling over you as Frankie proceeds to drool all over you in turn. Standard Heating Oil cap remains on.

EZRA:

DIETER BRAVO:

Let's face it, your would-be chancer wouldn't even get a word in edge wise, let alone close enough to wrangle you away from Ezra. But even with one arm, this chatty dude is lethal. And Ezra is pretty protective of the things that he cares most about. And you are his most precious, shiniest gem he's prospected in a long time. And if someone else wants to take that gem from him with their grubby, greedy mitts? Well, he'll be packing them off to Kevva in a pretty sorry state. "Notwithstanding the fact you pertain your stance of seeking what is mine, I'd reason with you to consider that sloppy course of action. Lest you want your appendages to remain intact, friend." The warning will be more than enough for the guy to retreat, mostly because he can't handle the amount of words fired at him, but this is Ezra. We know he likes to play a little dirty, that scoundrel, so of course he'll excuse himself for a moment to indulge as he so frequently does without regret, and seek the man out to ensure that his warning has permanently left a mark.

So, this could go two ways. Either D is so far off his face with booze and drugs that he doesn't notice, dancing on the dancefloor and really feelin' the beat and his shirt, because man that feels super silky on his fingertips right now, and dude, the colours! "You should totally feel it. Feels amazing, babe." As you watch him feel himself up over his shirt. And then when you tell him some skeezey guy tried to cop a feel, at first he giggles, because, you know, he's high as a fucking kite. But then when he sees your face, Dieter charges off in the direction of the bar wanting to throttle the guy, and does. But it's the wrong guy unfortunately, and he gets thrown out of the club where he falls face first into a puddle of his own vomit. Or, he's sober and has his arm round your shoulder and is totally getting off on the fact that some guy is giving you the eye. "What do you think, babe. Shall we invite him back home with us...?"

JAVIER PEÑA:

I think that Javi, after a long day at work, sinking back his third drink at the bar rubbing the stress away in his temple, would probably be the guy to hit on you... Throwing you a sultry glance over his shoulder with those deep, brown eyes and come hither stare. It'd be enough to see you stare back; mutually pining signals growing between you that you both want each other. Javi'll end up back at your place whilst your boyfriend is out of town. He'll note the photos of you both together scattered about the place, but won't say anything. He knows what this is and so do you. A night of passion under the hot humidity of Colombia between two strangers, a release of all that tension from trying to catch Escobar. He'll fuck you so good, have you sobbing into the mattress as he pulls you back onto his cock again and again. He'll stay the night, taking you again in the early hours before dawn. However, he makes sure he's gone in the morning, just in case your boyfriend comes home. Whilst Javi isn't one for shying away from confrontation, he'd prefer not to engage unless he has to. He's far happier knowing that your boyfriend will come home to find you dripping full of him instead.

DAVE YORK:

Missing person: guy who tried it on with you in a bar. Nuff' said, right? Dave strikes me as incredibly protective and ruthless about it. I mean, he did everything possible to protect himself from being found out about Susan, so by that logic we have to assume this guy means business. And boy does he. He won't stand for that shit, some guy putting his eyes, let alone his hands, on HIS partner? Run. Run very fast and very far because when Dave finds him, he won't ever be found again.

MARCUS PIKE:

Marcus is in the FBI so can handle confrontation well, it's his job. However, he won't actively seek out a fight. I imagine his conflict handling skills are pretty robust and can talk a heated situation down comfortably and confidently. I believe Marcus would be incredibly protective of you. He's the type of boyfriend who will dance with you at a gig, but also let you dance by yourself too whilst he gets you another beer, you free spirit you. He'll watch you from the bar, smiling with a big heart at how beautiful you are with your hands in the air, hips swaying low and feeling the beat, and how lucky he is that you're here with him in DC. (Fuck you very much, Teresa.) But then he spots a couple of guys leering over you, and Marcus grows at least six more feet in height. He'll march confidently over there, teeth grinding, hands moulding into fists and blood boiling, thinking of all the ways he wants to end those shit stains. But he'll simply take you in his arms and kiss you so passionately and wrap himself around you as you dance, feeling you grind against him, and you note how fucking hard he is right now. He throws warning daggers at the creeps that he's onto them, and they most certainly won't come near you at all.

DIN DJARIN:

MARCUS MORENO:

Ain't no-one gonna mess with this bounty hunter, mesh'la. We've all seen how hushed the local drinking hole gets when the man of Beskar steel strides in. All he's missing is the theme tune to The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, right? And Din orders up a Spotchka, and some eats for The Kid, and you dutifully bring it over and coo over the lil' green cutie, and Din likes you already. If you like his kid, then he likes you. He watches as you serve patrons and one of them gets a little too handsy. And before either of you know it, a leather gloved hand is there, uncoiling the leech's hand away from the direction of your butt, and politely warning in a softly spoken, modulated tone, that if they want to keep that hand, then they should apologise to you. And they do, with everyone watching as Din applies more and more pressure on the joint until it pops and the guy moans in pain. As thanks, you ensure The Kid has an extra free serving and your mysterious Mandalorian hero has another free drink on the house. Din makes sure to come back again, and not just for the service.

MAX PHILLIPS:

A big softie, even though he's our resident superhero, (even when Reed Richards shows up, Marcus is still our number one hero!) Marcus I suspect, much like Marcus Pike, doesn't actively seek out confrontation or a fight for fight's sake. He spends all day fighting for the world, the last thing he wants to do is clock a guy in the jaw for trying it on with his partner. But he will. You bet your bottom dollar Marcus will break a jaw, an arm, a leg on anyone who dares to disrespect his partner.

TIM ROCKFORD:

Tim's rarely at a bar. He works late into the night swamped at his desk trying to solve mysteries. But one evening you text him while you're out with a girlfriend having some food and drinks. You've also texted him throughout the night to show him your outfit, or pieces of it as you reveal cleavage and thigh making him sweat and groan at his desk. But this time the text isn't you teasing him, it's to say there's a man there making you both feel very uncomfortable and won't get the hint, and you're a little scared of what he might do. And Tim is there. Fuck the paperwork. Screw the case. His missus doesn't feel safe, so Tim is coming for you, baby. He pulls up and sweeps you into his trench coat, the familiar scent of the leather holsters making you feel instantly safe. He leaves you both in the car whilst he goes inside the bar to seek out this fellow. You can only watch as the man stumbles out of the bar, landing on his back after Tim knocks him out with a single punch. You watch as Tim strides back to the car, flexing his fist, trench coat billowing in the wind. After he drops your friend home, you just have to thank your man for coming to your rescue. So you do. Right there in the driver's seat in his lap, pulling on his holsters as you ride your handsome detective.

SILVA:

Sharing a bottle of red wine and heart-eyes with this handsome, greying rancher, you and Silva have your own little cosy corner in the saloon, tucked away where you can be touchy-feely. But as he leaves for a moment to relieve himself, your table is soon filled with three lotharios seeking a good time and mistaking you for the saloon's entertainment. Pawing at you and wanting to mark their territory, Silva comes back to find you yelping for help, and lots of bawdy laughter at your plight. His six-shooter is out as he scoops you up under his arm and warns them all to back off as he protects you, and he means fucking business. They reach for their guns and lose their fingers as they try when he shoots and doesn't miss any of them. Outside, he lifts you up onto his horse and rides off with you into the sunset.

PERO TOVAR:

If you can pry Pero's attention away from the food and ale he's working his way through, then Pero would be a man certainly not to shy away from any opportunity to fight. "You want to touch my woman, hermano?" He'll seethe at the bastardo who's trying to take advantage. His dagger will be at their throat and he's hissing spittle and Spanish expletives in their ear about how he's going to gut them open whilst you watch. He throws the pendejo out with an extra kick to the ass, and settles back to his meal. He taps his lap for you to come and take your seat on it as he eats, and you wind your fingers through his dirty, oiled hair and offer to run him a bath - and get in it with him - when he's done. Lord knows this mercenary needs one.

OBERYN MARTELL:

Max will just eat 'em. He'll also be the type to use it as an excuse too. "That guy over there? I don't like the way he's looking at you." "He's not looking at me, Max." "Yeah he is. Wait here." He comes back licking his lips and sucking at his fingers after a short while. "Better?" You ask, with a knowing smirk. "Much." He winks at you. The bar staff find a body a week later in the dumpster out back.

MAXWELL LORD:

Maxwell would be pretty protective of you, I think. He'd want to keep you safe and close to him, like a precious exhibit for him to admire and fawn over. But I get the sense that Maxwell doesn't handle confrontation that well. Pre-dream stone, he was a bit of smooth talker, but when it comes to a physical altercation I imagine he wouldn't fare very well. He'd have noble intentions, of course he will stand up for you and warn the guy to back off, but he's likely to be puched and get a split lip for defending your honour. But you don't see it as a weakness. A guy who tries is a guy who is worth it. Instead, you take him home and dab at his lip until it stops bleeding and tell him you love him. And he shows you in return how much he loves you too. However, if the same scenario were to happen with the power of the dream stone, Max would tear the guy to shreds, no questions asked.

JAVI GUTIERREZ:

Oberyn wouldn't have much of a problem at all with other guys staring at you or wanting a piece of your sweet ass. In fact, he'd very much encourage it, with your permission, of course. As his paramour you're both open and love to fuck anyone together. But it has to be invited and what you're comfortable with. Although Oberyn loves watching you devour guys as they fill you up, he won't stand for inappropriate touching when it's not welcome. You are his, first and foremost and he is yours. An understanding and acceptance that you both enjoy. And if Oberyn sees someone try to take advantage of that, you can bet a dagger through the hand will be the very least harm this Red Viper will inflict.

LUCIEN FLORES:

Whilst I don't know much about him as of yet, I sense Lucien is more of a lover than a fighter. And he's sober, so being in a bar probably isn't wise. However, he's taken you out for dinner and you can't help but stare lustfully at that golden collarbone glittering with those chains on display as his shirt collar is flapped open all night, clearly allergic to buttons. You excuse yourself to the bathroom, but on your way back, a man stops you, and Lucien watches carefully as the man tries to flirt with you. He sees you shake your head and come back to him. He asks if you want another drink and he goes up to the bar and stands beside the man who tried it on with you, clearly unperturbed by the fact you're there with Lucien. And Lucien can only admire this douchebag's gall. But he simply warns the guy that if he tries it again he'll ensure the the drink the guy has in his hand will be his last, and judging from how casually Lucien says it whilst tipping the barman, the guy senses he means it. Lucien watches as the man approaches you to apologise and then leaves before Lucien heads back to the table with your drink, smirking.

A happy Javi in love wants the whole world to know you're his. He'll proudly show you off on his tan, muscled bicep. He'll want to kiss you in public, playfully grope your butt when you each slide your hands in one another's back pockets. These public displays of affection from you both would make others sick. But happy, cute-as-a-button Javi harbours a dark side. And a shotgun. Woe betide anyone who tries to touch his cariño.

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