#just kidding THEYRE girlfriends

[concreteteeth]

still tryna figure out how to draw my girlfriends ooooohh im getting closer

#just kidding THEYRE girlfriends #gorillaz #yeehaw

[piosplayhouse]

I know it's wrong, for someone like me to want someone as good as you. But for these few moments, please at least let me dream.

#lil wang #do NOT tag as w*ngxian 🤮 #im just kidding LMFAO theyre there a lil bit #but pls dont only tag them ok its about lil apple and her girlfriend wangji (horse) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #stop erasing lesbians! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #FJSJD #lil apple #xiao pingguo #wangji (horse) #little apple #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #just a little. dont be shy tagging the girls #my art #little apple x lwj's horse

[thepavementsings]

#they like e ach other so much #like truly you can see how he just really loves his friend. loves how they can talk about anything and evrything #'i know i have a window before they have kids' #planning their LIVES together #they know they'll fit each other in #like theyre in love obviously #but im SO fond of their friendship #'at the end of the day girlfriend is always the boss' #let's examine that #pierre/charles

[silly-stings]

wally x julie but in the way that kids play house (like a game of pretend bc they don't understand that relationships dont work the way they do in movies)

#because i live for aromantic wally and i think julie would prefer girls #just all fun n games! wally is the stay at home mom /silly #but i do think that theyd pretend it and act like couples did in kids movies doing the classic stuff like linking arms and kissing hands #but then theyre like ''arent boyfriends and girlfriends supposed to kiss?'' ''ewww'' ''i dont wanna have to kiss you 😥😥😥'' #🐝 #welcome home hcs #welcome home hc #welcome home headcanons #welcome home julie #welcome home wally #wally x julie #welcome home ship #wally darling #julie joyful

[sonknuxadow]

its sooo funny to me when people get mad over lgbt headcanons for sonic characters and say stuff like "you cant do that theyre canonically STRAIGHT!!!!".. even though 99 percent of sonic characters dont have canon sexualities and the few that do are Not straight. and when it comes to characters genders we just know their gender not whether theyre cis or trans. plus just because a character isnt canonically gay and/or trans doesnt make them canonically cishet by default.. get over yourselves

#''you cant say shadow is gay hes straight :/'' are you kidding me.. #that hedgehog has shown zero romantic interest in ANYONE throughout the entire sonic franchise #any close relationships he has with girls are outright confirmed to not be romantic in nature at all #what do you MEAN hes straight where is the evidence that hes straight. you literally only think that bc straight = default to you #you can think hes straight if you want to. but he doesnt have a canon sexuality people can headcanon him as whatever they want. die mad #''sonic is straight he has a girlfriend'' he only had girflfriends in pre reboot archie sonic. which isnt canon to the games #or to anything other than itself. plus he still doesnt have a canon sexuality #bi people exist and you can date people of a specific gender only to later realize youre not actually attracted to that gender #i could go on listing every single character ive seen people pull this stuff with and why theyre wrong lmao #just admit that youre homophobic and transphobic and think cishet is the default #instead of getting mad at people over harmless headcanons

[britneyshakespeare]

i have a very peculiar life where i've often, due to chronic illness and the resulting reclusive tendencies from said illness, just plain not associated with people of my own age on a regular basis for months or years at a time. but when i do go out, i'm, like, not an unattractive or socially unsuccessful person. well i'm not necessarily socially successful but i'm not unattractive. and i'll look back on like a certain period sometimes and realize that i had a lot of people trying to pursue me romantically, and i'm like "hey what happened to that? its been such a long while since anybody asked me out........."

"oh yeah i dont leave the house"

#at my work i am the kid between kids #i am DEFINITELY too young to be considered to strike up a workplace tryst with lol. at least relative to my coworkers #most of my coworkers are women anyway #im one of the only 20-somethings who works in the entire district too. #tales from diana #not necessarily to say that i desire to be asked out in fact im very uncomfortable w it naturally. as an aroace person #who only ever has the pleasure of letting people down. #when i was a teenager though (especially before i realized i was aroace) no one ever asked me out #i felt very undesirable/unnoticed bc of it. in retrospect ppl did find me cute they just didnt talk to me. #i was kind of unapproachable. if i want to be really cruel to my teenage self then i could call her a pariah. #whatever ppl thought of me... nobody talked to me. and i never talked. plain and simple #then i entered the young adult world and it felt like everywhere i went there would be some man i hardly knew #asking me out when he had just learned my name. very strange to me! #im like why should you do that? i realize it's bc these men want a girlfriend #& they see me & i seem pretty & nice enough. theyre just like 'she will do' #no i wont! lol #sometimes i think like 'have i changed? that hasnt happened in quite awhile' #yes that kind of thing has ceased to happen since ive ceased to hang out w new ppl. #in the past year especially ive made more deliberate attempts to extricate myself from various social spheres #and i dont see really anyone socially except for some friends ive had for years. #if one of them were to suddenly express romantic interest in me. well. boy would that shake things up! lol #they know me though. they know i dont love.

[dirt-str1der]

Do you consider any of the non protagonist yakuza girls well writen?

I think none of them had rights

#Thanks for the ask ! #like you have to actively like girls to notice them theyre inconsequential #also who is this why are you sewing discorse in my inbox #i spelled discourse wrong. my mom ordered the dog trainers to train ollie right now because he is insane and hes eating soo many treats #not because hes a good boy but because they are tossing that shit at him #they were literally almost there with yasuko #i thought her story was so fucking interesting ... #like its really not a fault of the girls they are all pretty good characters in their own right #like we have a variety of them too. we had miss tatsu who was out there turning guys inside out but she randomly had to go get kidnapped in #order to complete kiryus training arc. like how funny would it be for the whole thing to be staged and miss tatsus like Lol good job kiryu #for passing my test. oh this guy ? yeah he did get the better of me but i kicked the shit out of him then roped him into my schemes. dont #you think practical application is more effective than training ? anyway theres nothing more i can teach you but you can come train whenevr #we didnt even get an in game appearance for yuko but apparently she was a massive troll but too cute to get into any real trouble #mirei was. . . i literally said ‘are you kidding me’ when they revealed what happened to her like seriously ? is this real ? they did #that ? like literally she should have been living it up in cahoots with katsuya and being so sexy and divorced forever. she should have #faked her death because every single parentsl figure haruka had leaves her. and god haruka like honest to god i love that she just ran off #like that i thought it was so kiryu of her to be an absent father. but also my friends have all brought up very good points which is that #haruka should NOT have gone back to morning glory like she should have stayed in ono michi with her loser girlfriend whos a boyfriend with #her new extended family and only go back every now and then to see her siblings honestly i hated that .... like girl spread your wings .. #choose where you want to roost stop going back !! just get out !!!!!! its literally okay to tell the rest of your family ‘i dont wanna wipe #your asses forever i love you guys but im out of here’. and god i .. as much as i loved y0 makoto should have left her shitassed husband #girl had a whole ass baby with him ... find someone better im sorry ..!!! like whatever i know that thst was the ‘best’ option for her and #she deserves financial stability and a rich doctor husband but she also deserves crazy sex with a girl with one eye #i think what yumi did was awesome but like. actually i have no complaints about yumi. wait no i do. kazama was a shitass for marrying her #off to that politician because he couldnt stand having a woman in his house. im now thinking of that unecessarily hot doctor from y0 wtf was #her deal. and god the unnecessarily hot cho-han lady from y5.. oh wait ako had rights. she fell in love with kiryu at first sight then got #over him which is literally the best thing a girl could do for herself. PLUS she throws molotovs and is generally awesome #i cant remember any other girl. oh yeah god reina. .. reina .... god milky though .... i think she was fantastic and i want her badly. and #yayoi fucking disappeared after a certain point in time and ran off to another city with her baby daddy and sugared him to open a bar #well its not canon but im certain thats what happened because she literally went radio silence like girl where are you ....

[annieleonhardt]

One of the weirdest moments I've ever had on this website was going onto heritage/posts to look for a specific thing and instead finding out they're a goddamn tankie lmao. Disappointing.

#Katie's personal shit #like im looking for my girlfriends haha funny sharpay and sasuke rp post #and instead find weird shit about how Stalin was fine actually like what...bruh #anyway kids dont defend authoritative oppressive dictatorships just because theyre nominally leftist

[dorkousloris]

flo in both universes is essentially...

a sweet woman who put others before herself, and doesn't like to be in the spotlight. she hated it, and just merely want to enjoy hanging out with friends and families. shes smart and very aware of her surroundings but doesn't let it get it to her. just a sweetheart!

but when u put flo in HUSKLESS, she is weighted by various things that happened to her childhood, making her more quieter than her Connected by Strings counterpart, and unlike her counterpart, Flo always always uses defensive moves as someone whose power is controlling vines.

#oc: flo madrazo #been a while since i talk about her #for these who doesnt know: shes anitas girlfriend in both universes >:] #funnily enough these two almost had a chance meeting as kids in connected by string but then it never happened until theyre much older #while huskless pin them as childhood friends then anita went [redacted] and came back so wrong yet flo was so happy to see her ex-friend sO #also both times #flo falls fast for anita LMAO #anita is the only character-- theyre not dense or obvious but theyre just so anita that it #made florencia wonder if she could love them more #...in connected by strings its a 'unrequired' crush #in huskless its 'no no we're friends JUST friends. and i cant lose them.' crush

[homestuck--edits]

Hey, do you think you can make a kinsona edit? A mix between Dirk and Rainbow Dash? Where his hair has shaved sides with a lightning bolt, and its spikey on the top with rainbow highlights? He has piercings aswell, multiple ear piercings, a nose ring, snakebites and two in his left eyebrow. He wears a sleeveless jacket with a hood and has chains on his pants. Everything else is really up to you, sorry if this is very long or specific haha. Im alright with anything, but if you want, could you do the edit with the ultimate dirk pesterquest sprite? Of course you dont have to do this if its too complex, and you can change the appearence, id just like him to keep his tattoos and rainbow highlights.

... what tattoos? you did not mention any do you just mean the sbahj one ?

-mod davesprite

#mod davesprite #homestuck #pesterquest edit #dirk strider #gggh fuck my brother and his kid #hes not even my brother hes just my dads kid #if i liked him he would be my brother but i dont hes just some guy #theyre staying at our house for like a week #gonna try to avoid my brother as much as possible and see if the kids cool #my girlfriends over like 9 hours a day so yknow i can not go on Family Trips thanks to that #friday me and my bestie are hanging out until like midnight? idk why but im chillin #i simply will not talk to brother

[internet-overdosed]

we all got that one homie whos life is just tragic yuri

#including my mom i guess..sorta #anyways i wanna rsnt about my mom #like? #at 1 am or something i still wasnt ssleep so i was just staring at the ceiling as one does #and you know how she fucked up the room and everything covered in bags and trash so we have to share a bed? #yeah the moment i actually decided to try to sleep she started responding/listening to the voice messages her little girlfriend was sending #to her very loudly. i wouldnt care but for some reason something stuck out to me. her gf was like ‘omg my daughter slso likes you. she feels #comfortable to be herself around you! and shes happy that you make me happy! im so glad i get to spend so much time with my two favorite pe #-people.’ i dont have a problem with that im glad theyre all happy but. Honestly. whatever. whatever man im just glad shes not making that #kid feel as miserable as i feel. at least SOMEONE feels comfortable around her

[tismeandmylife]

so I know this girl, right?

well.

she's been co-parenting for a while now since her husband cheated on her after three kids with some random woman who he's now dating still like four ish years later. anywho the kids stay over there on weekends for the most part and the oldest kid got super pissed off with her dad and the girlfriend and yelled that she was the GROSS WALMART VERSION OF MOM! like damn pop off girly that is one sick burn

#and i mean #she kinda is #i dont normally put down other women but #like #shes the less refined version of their mom #their mom is hella pretty #and the other girl os literally just the uglier of her #like a princess versus camilla thing #i mean that is one sick burn #it was pretty funny #yeah i hate the other girl #she made my friend hella sad #and i hate her ex-husband with a burning passion too thoigh dont worry #he's super sucky and a major asshole #he tries to poison the kids against her all the time #and moved on to the youngest one now since the middle kid is wisening up to his evil ways #poor girl #like my friend does everuhting on her own #and he makes the kids do all the chores so he and his girlfriend can have 'me time' #🤢 #and theyre all under eleven #its awful #sure chores are good to learn #but not all of them and at such a young age without help #I really hope the freaking court date happens soon #she needs to get full custody as soon as possible #the kids dont even like him except the youngest cause shes just a kid and doesn't know better yet #he shit talks her all the time meanwhile she doesnt say anything wjere the kids could hear #it's just a shitty situation

[tearfest]

tw ranting in the tags!

#so i saw my dad today for the first time since just before xmas (or june when he sat in his car outside my house and we spoke for 10 mins) #i was hoping it would just be him but he came with his girlfriend #well now fiance bc he opened with the news of their engagement #n then followed up with the news of his brain tumor #and apparently its not looking good for him in the long run #and im really sad bc obviously hes my dad and i love him #but also bc hes prioritising his new fiance and her family n his sister n her kids n not me :( #like he talked about his plans for moving forward and enjoying his time now hes retired #but none of it seemed to invplve me #like hes always talking about her kids and sayi g everyone wants to meet me but whenever i ask to go up theyre too busy :? #im sad and crying rn

[chisungie]

.

#ewwwwwww /LH #i love this friend sm but i cannot believe. i knew they had each other in their bios as [Girlfriend/Boyfriend] and their @s #but since when were their profile names Gf: XX's Girlfriend / BF: XX's Boyfriend 😭 #THIS IS ON A SINGING APP BTW. NOT IG OR ANYTHING AKSKS #I. ALSO. I KNOW BOTH OF THEM and they KNOW THIS we all sing together #but the gf went ahead and said “yeah my bf does that sometimes!” I GET IT HES UR BF BUT BE HAS A NAME AND I KNOW IT #you can cALL HIM BY HIS NAME AKDJSKS #i just think theyre so funny /pos #dating changes u i guess LMAO #im also unsure if theyre edating or if theyre in the same area or what? but like if theyre edating i cant judge anyway so 🤷‍♀️ #none of my business ig ! theyre cute tho 🥺 kinda cringe tho 🥺 /J #44597 #im kidding for the.most part btw. i love both of them sm and i was shocked LMAO but i hope theyre happy n having fun <3

[afraidboy]

crying during succession again

#the scene where hes wrapped up in ghe blanket specifically #like i know exactly what it's like to be in that room with all your family and one of them is being so cruel in front of the rest #and you want to say something but everybody's just walking off now #and theres just that incredible tension and you all want to cry but you have to just keep lushing forward #kendall is always just pushing forwars #and thats why he keeps failing is he doesnt *really* have a reason #what he wants is to be loved by his father and he thinks if i cant have that i can remove him from the equation and replace him #but he just keeps getting confronted with how desparately he needs his father and his siblings #and they *keep fucking him over* #because *theyre* just pushing through too #like the surface tension of water but its just the lies everyone has strung together #if one person said something maybe that would break the cling and the whole thing would fall apart #but theyre all too scared when theyre sureounded by each other #and rhen his girlfriend holding him while hes wrapped up in the blanket #that feeling like a scream inside your chest #just utter hopelessness #every direction you look theres a block in the path #theres no way out except for. well. you know. #but he has kids and his partner and his ex wife #he cant #God. i have BEEN THERE!!!! FUCK!!!!!! #this show. i missed it

[trendfag]

the fosters was such an unserious show

#like i sat through season after season of callie and brandon trying to get together and i hated every second of it #and then brandons next storyline was ‘im going to be a father to my girlfriends child at 19 and fuck you if you suggest im not ready’ #callie was just fucking wanted at some point? and got in a random car with a stranger while she was wanted?? am i remembering that right? #they gave jude a boyfriend who smokes weed for a weed is bad storyline 😭 #when something happened to aj and he was talking to callie about it and out of nowhere she screams ‘are you accusing me of taking advantage #of my white privilege !??!’ #the cop mom got shot and had to have a double mastectomy and the vice principal mom cheated on cop mom with the principal and then got fired #and then decided she wanted a biological kid and chose her former coworker who i think also got fired? as the sperm donor but then she had #to get an abortion or she would die and all of this happened in the span of like four years while theyre trying to stop two of their kids #from committing incest and their twins are rehabilitating their birth mom and their youngest is mute for like three months until being gay #is better for the show