What's your favorite DaveKat headcannon?
was gonna do a joke one but here’s smth legit
dave gets back into photography in earnest. it’s a form of timekeeping, preserving moments
dave likes to take photos with his friends, but he likes to take photos *of* karkat. no he won't explain why
karkat is the most difficult one to take photos of. he's less camera-shy than he is camera-hostile. soon as he sees that lens hes gonna grab it. so the few dave can get with karkat's face in are his favs. leads to a lot of slapstick shenanigans otherwise
karkat will never get why dave likes to take photos of him but he slowly gets more comfortable with the fact that someone apparently finds his ugly mug worth preserving. eventually he also learns how to use the camera in passing and dave is enamoured with any pics he takes
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ERIDAN => finally receivve the microphone evven though you should really havve been offered it wway earlier because of royal prerogativve and things of that nature
sometimes you think youre the only troll left wwith any respect for the monarchy
an then kar tells you youre right
only he says it in an exceedingly tired an hostile fashion like its somehoww your fault hes a landdwweller wwith blood like cherry faygo wwhich isnt evven that bad and its probably the reason he has a moirail
*unlike some people wwho are alone cough cough*
evven if his moirail is a creepy juggalo wwho probably kisses dead bodies an shit an he could totally do better
so wwho cares
ANYWWAVVES time for you to bloww these landglubbers out of the wwater wwith your VVERY FUNNY an apt textposts
wwoop wwoop or wwhatevver youre wwelcome
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KARKAT: I'VE SUFFERED FROM SLEEP PARALYSIS FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. IT HAS HELD ME BACK IN EVERY WAY IN LIFE, AND NOTHING I'VE EVER TRIED HAS EVER TRULY FIXED IT.
KARKAT: RECENTLY I MENTIONED THIS TO A FRIEND WITH SIMILAR ISSUES, AND SHE GAVE ME THE WEIRDEST PIECE OF ADVICE I'VE EVER RECEIVED. SHE SAID WHEN SHE SEES HER DEMON, SHE ROASTS HIM. VERBATIM:
JADE: "i call him a bitch and he went away!"
KARKAT: IT HAD A CERTAIN LOGIC. USING HUMOR TO REFRAME SHIT WORKS IN A LOT OF SITUATIONS. I WAS A LITTLE INTRIGUED, AND HONESTLY I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE, SO LAST NIGHT WHEN THE HAT MAN APPEARED IN THE CORNER OF MY BLOCK, I CAST AROUND IN MY MIND FOR RIDICULOUS THINGS TO SAY AND I REMEMBERED THE MEME THAT'S LIKE, "I OWE THE HAT MAN MONEY."
KARKAT: BUT AT THIS FUCKING POINT I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, SO WHEN I COULD FINALLY TALK I SHOUTED INTO MY ROOM,
KARKAT: "YOU OWE ME MONEY!"
KARKAT: AND WOKE MYSELF UP.
KARKAT: THAT WAS ABOUT FIVE HOURS AGO, AND I JUST GOT A VENMO NOTIFICATION THAT MY EX-MOIRAIL FINALLY SENT ME A FAIRLY SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY I LOANED HIM, AND HAD GIVEN UP ON EVER SEEING AGAIN SINCE THE DUDE IS A DEADBEAT.
KARKAT: I'M PLEASED OF COURSE, BUT DO YOU GUYS THINK I MIGHT HAVE ENTERED INTO SOME KIND OF DEAL HERE? I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE HAT MAN NEGOTIATING DEALS FOR ME.
ROSE: I think you should just keep asking the Hat Man to fix shit for you. Maybe he's like a husky. He's tearing up your metaphorical couch within your dreamscape because he doesn't have enough enrichment. Give him tasks.
KARKAT: ...YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING.
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what if on the meteor karkat and vriska had weird little bonding moments where vriska got curious about karkat's "literature" and they have weird little conversations that are filled with (not so) secret references to people they're into (didnt feel like drawing fingers)
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just realized i forgot to share this solkat doodle. just a coupl'a gaytrans dudes, chillin, hanging out (they got down dirty sloppy style last night)
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My Immortalstuck 7, Contd. - Introducing Lord English, an ugly preppy man with no nose!!
Drawing the awkward teenage early emo trolls was. Very fun. Do I think KK would’ve actually gone full Gerard Way eyeliner? No. And yet.
(+Just found out jpgs are awful and pngs are better. RIP MIS 1-7)
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