#kaveh is breedable

[st4rrth0ughts]

fucking Kaveh as a puppet that was for some reason, built with a dick?? 🔆🏛️

a/n first fic of this series is done!

Kaveh feeling hot and bothered, he's stressed from work, Alhaitham's being a dick again (he wants yours), so he goes to your place, wanting to stay with the one person he loves more than his work. You, his darling. A puppet that was intially missing its heart, that he crafted for you. Over time, he became even more attached to you, and so did you. But tonight, he has a different idea on he wants to relase his stress. Afterall, he's the one who wanted to see if a puppet could fuck a human.

Kaveh’s eyes roll back as he depearately rides your cock, his pussy clenching hard around you as your cool hands grasp his hips in place. He's panting like a dog in heat, drooling as his eyes filled with hearts as he fucks himself, your dick feeling almost a little inhuman in his body, sending shivers down his spine as his toes curl. His blonde hair is messy as it sticks to his face, his body bouncing on you so beautifully, even you cant help but conclude that he's the most pretty human and thing youve ever seen and recorded. But after his 5th orgasm, your human's speed is starting to slow, his body leaning on you as he tries to continues fuck himself weakly on you, tears spilling from his red eyes from both overstimulation and overwhelming pleasure.

"darling, if its too much, you can stop."

you murmur softly, tracing the bulge in his stomach as he rides on your mechanical dick deperately. Your starting to wonder why your creator even constructed for you to have one to begin with. You could even ejaculate like a normal human, if you wanted to. Makes you wonder what the hell your creator was even thinking when he made you.

'n-no, ngyah-♡♡ fuuck- want your c-cock to breed me-♡ oh-!" His eyes roll back as your cock hits his g spot, hard. He bucks himself back on you harder, his sharp cries and moans flling the room. You figure he's not going to be able to ride you any longer, so you grab his hips, and slam him onto you hard in quick succession, making him arch his back and let out choked sobs and shrieks of pleasure, cumming on your cock over and over again, the feeling of your tip kissing his cervix so harshly making him see stars. You grunt, your hips thrusting upwards slightly, making the architect wail as he claws at your back. You register his pain, but he seems to be enjoying it, so you continue. The man seemed to be frustrated over something, so while your dick pounds into his dripping pussy, you figure that he wants your cum in him. Pulling him close, you whisper softly in his ear, your free hand flicking the architect's nipple.

"you want me to cum in you, kaveh? want you to give you what you’ve been wanting?"

The architect mewls in delight, his eyes rolling back as he leaks around you when he hears that. He deosnt know where you learnt to talk like that, but archons it made him want you even more. His delighted sounds tell you everything you need. Your breath hitches (if thats even possible) as your hips stutter, and his mouth opens in a silent scream as he feels a warm liquid filling his pussy, falling limply onto the table, his salacious whines and whimpers making you want to do it again. Your hips start at a rapid pace again, making the blonde below you spasm as his fingers scrape the wooden table. But he seems to enjoy it, and you have all the stamina in the world to fuck him till he breaks.

#✪fics! #✦genshin impact! #sub genshin #sub genshin impact #dom male reader #dom reader #dom gn reader #sub character #sub kaveh #kaveh #genshin x gn reader #genshin x male reader #genshin smut #genshin x reader #kaveh is breedable #I’ve said my peace

[zhonglisbeloved]

GUYS HEAR ME OUT

@komelrebi-san girl my gender dysphoria is going nuts rn

#kaveh dumbed down on my dick rn #kaveh is so breedable in an onesie #please let me breed kaveh #genshin smut #smut #genshin impact smut #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #kaveh x reader #kaveh x you #kaveh x male reader #breeding kaveh #kaveh smut #breeding men bc <3 #kuni's lovenotes ♡

[dilucsbathtowel]

Have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying? Because I did.

#genshin impact #kaveh #he’s so breedable I’m gonna scream #look at that tiny waist #I love Alhaitham but GOD DAMN #I’m gonna break him #it’s gonna be easy

[endenope]

How do alpha Haitham and omega Haitham differ fro each other? I’m curious how you hc them, generally and horni-ly

im not sure if i got it right, u mean from each other in the same universe or from their regular selves from canon?? prob thought too hard about this

theyre still the same and theres no change in their personality or anything at all (bc why would they change ?)

usually i hc kaveh as the innocent sweet bbg he is and haitham as the horny one who thinks filthy kinky stuff with a blank face in any situation (like while working or smth), depending on my mood making him either a dommy powerbottom, a pillowprince or submissive and breedable; in the au kaveh is more on the horny teasing side esp around heats (while still looking like a sweet angel ajkcbkjs), easing haitham into submission so sweetly (haitham is, as usual, kavehs biggest simp) and bullying the alpha (in a sexy way) more often bc yes ofc he wants to knot kaveh so, so bad but all he will get is his hand if he will be good--

kaveh rlly is irresistible to haitham not only bc of the scent thing and his beautiful looks, but bc haitham is as always so down bad for him, being so cute in kavehs eyes

#reply #sry if i misunderstood im getting sleepy and then my brain slowly shuts off hhhdhb

[kaeyapilled]

Hey! :D I saw your post regarding Kaveh and Alhaitham fics so I was wondering if you have any recommendations. Correct me if I'm wrong, I think you said they're better as a yuri couple? I haven't read any wlw portrayals of them yet and I'm curious. No tags are too wild. Thank you and have a nice day! <3

hello! yes i do have a few kavetham fanfic recs!! however i am so sorry to disappoint you anon but i dont have any fem kavetham recs. i dont think ive read a wlw portrayal of them either. my apologies. the yuri couple thing was more of a joke since I was complaining about the way some people write them in this overdramatic 2000s yaoi manga way that im not super fond of and that happens w a lot of other mlm ships too. do you get me. when they make one of them (usually alhaitham) into the Dominant Masculine Man who's the knight in shining armor while kaveh is, for lack of better term, the assigned submissive and breedable one. and the entire thing is so unserious but the author isnt joking at all. and so i was using yuri as like the antithesis of that. Yeah. i AM interested in actual yuri kavetham now though so you have kind of enlightened me here.

anyways i hope my regular kavetham fic recs are good enough </3

a comedy of errors by strawberryblimp:

“My dad’s always in a hurry to head home to see my mom. They’re a cute couple like that. Kind of embarrassing at times, though…” His intern makes a face. “Anyways, I’m sure it must be like that with you and your wife too. Alright, see you tomorrow Scribe Alhaitham! Or…the day after? Next week?”

"...my wife?"

Or, Alhaitham hopes to have an uneventful day of work, followed by a peaceful dinner with his roommate. Of course, nothing goes according to plan.

this one is just haikaveh romcom. it's short and sweet and SO funny it was such a delight to read!!

...and they were roommates by warsena:

Kaveh is looking for his keys. Al Haitham is a brat. And Nahida? Well, Nahida knows her things. In words of General Mahamatra: being roommates always meant somehing more interesting.

this one is also a short delight!! it's from nahida's pov and it's so funny to look at their relationship from the eyes of an outsider

The Romanticism of Coffee-Making by sonotfine:

Alhaitham, Kaveh, the drinks Kaveh made them every morning, and Alhaitham's very deep but totally normal feelings about this domestic privilege.

Love without a name, visible only in similes and metaphors, tangible and all-consuming in the ways they orbited each other. Action for action, thought for thought.

alhaitham pining for around 3k words. so sweet. the yearning is palpable. i really like the characterization for both of them

Briars and Roses 'Round Your Heart by sonotfine:

Two fools, the impasse, and the disease that punishes the unspoken thing between them. Love is as cruel as you choose to make it for yourself. Fortunately, it takes two to love, in this case.

i hope you like the hanahaki disease trope!! kaveh has it in this fic and it's one of my favorite renditions of it ever was SO good. i loved how it developed and how it was concluded. this author is really good at writing kaveh and alhaitham

sunbird by caniculeo:

This is how Kaveh grows up—well-loved and loving, with a pencil in his hand and starlight in his eyes. This is how he grows up, until his father leaves for the desert one day, and never comes back.

kaveh, through the years.

okay this one isn't exactly a kavetham rec, more like a kaveh one. but there is kavetham!! plenty of it!! i just wanted to sneak this one into the list because it's my favorite kaveh character study, like, ever. trust me it's so good

i hope these are to your liking anon! sorry again for the lack of yuri haikaveh. i have failed you

#i love rec-ing fics i could do this for hours #i thought i had more works about them in my bookmarks though #have to work on that #fic recs #askpilled #alhaitham #kaveh #kavetham #haikaveh

[anantaru]

head in hands why is no one talking about new 3.6 artwork has anybody SEEN kaveh?????? (idk if the link works but https://ibb.co/nzXW2Q9 ) the way he sits????????? why??????? would a normal person sit like that ? like he's dtf ? that pose is VERY sexy. he's arching his back, tits out, legs spread open, showing his biteable lickable kissable THIGHS, the >:3 face too, his flat pussy slightly visible as well... his god damn thigh garter in full display 😳😳😳 ... WHO is responsible for this someone literally had to come up with this art and thought "yes, this is a good pose" and how did this get approved. he looks so slutty and breedable, almost same energy with the heizou birthday art... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 they even managed to make it worse by making alhaitham's back face us so we won't get distracted by his abs... anyway.... maybe it's all in my head though im down bad for his cute ass pixels but uooohhhhhhh i want to ruin him 😫😫😫 my brain is poisoned fr im so sorry you had to read this 🙏

KAVEH NATION GOT FED SO WELL I‘M SO GLAD BECAUSE WE‘VE BEEN WAITING!!!!👹💕

though i have to admit alhaitham did it for me, i mean i‘m biased because he‘s one of my favorites but like guys, look at his hands i‘m in awe 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🩷🩷🩷 they‘re all so beautiful

#˚✩彡 anon' #꒰୨ 𖤐 ୧꒱ answered'

[oceansfirework]

Yeah Kavehs cool and all but can we start making AlHaitham more submissive and breedable?

#genshin impact #alhaitham #kavehtham #genshin kaveh

[k-bakuhoe]

GOD THEY'RE SO BABYGIRL AND BREEDABLE I CANT WAIT FOR THEM PLS PLS PLS HYV LET THEM BE ON THE SAME BANNER

BAIZHUS LITTLE WAIST??

KAVEH BOOB WINDOW HELLO AND HIS LITTLE BRIEFCASE I CANT

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i was skipping all of 3.5 btw even before this so everything i save is going towards these babies in 3.6

#baizhu #kaveh #genshin impact #genshin drip marketing

[kingofthedesertfoxes]

Joke's on Kaveh, he falls squarely in 'submissive and breedable' in bed if you let him, he's just noisy and has too much of an ego to acknowledge it.

#dash commentary

[empyreanparadisaea]

ooc. Some thoughts, one the aranara quest line was cute and great everyone is just mad that it was a longer quest and no one in that quest was breedable and that's why it's hated although I've ...seen things.

Two, I switched to be a Kaveh main once I got him to 10, 13 and 13 about a few days before the glitch happened and it makes me laugh.

Kaveh is the destroyer of worlds and people.

#tapestry at work: ooc #ooc. there's a video of him deleted a character I hate and it felt cathartic to see lmao #ooc. Ergo Kaveh is best boy

[endenope]

Your haitham is seriously the best one I've ever seen, he's just so pretty and strong and his tiddies are absolutely humongous as God intended <3333 you've somehow made me more horny for haitham than my babygirl kaveh so thank you for making him so breedable!!!

thats high praise im getting a little embarrassed 😳 thanks for thinking so? 😭 shxjsbxjdb also why not be equally horny for both

#like i am for both of them-- #reply