#keefsteefs

[ineffableteeth]

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY DELETE A TUMBLR?????

(it's a bit sad. :( )

Ooh thank you for the ask! I forgot I had that in my bio!

It’s a bit of a long story so I’ll shorten it

I wasn’t active on my old account and it got flooded with spam so I wanted to make a new one

I made it but I realized it was connected to my old account and I didn’t want notifications from both, so INSTEAD OF LOGGING OUT OF MY OTHER ACCOUNT I decided I’d delete the new one and start again

But when I did I realized that my old account didn’t exist because it deleted BOTH of my accounts rather than just the one

To be honest it was sad at first but it was somewhat my fault, I had my suspicions it would delete both but I decided to go through with it anyway without thinking too hard about it

And it took a weight I didn’t know I had off my shoulders. So it was an “accident” but not an unwelcome one!

#ask tag #RIP Keefsteefs #I guess it wasn’t that long of a story just a weird one #this all happened in the span of 2 mins

[harlequinhovers]

tongith slaps bob bob crys bob tells mahmood mahmood doesn't care mahmood tells tarl tarl tells andy andy lies and says tongith wears stupid shorts but bob agrees but bob can't even wear shorts because thats too terrifying but bob does it anyway bob gets arrested

Bail money pls 👺

our server has lore beyond my comprehension at this point /hj

#kind anons #asks that were anon but i know who it is anyway #asks from mutuals #keefsteef

[waugh-bao]

Omg so I figured if anyone would know, it would be you 🤩✨ were Charlie and Alex Van Halen friends ??

I love them both and I was just curioussss

I really don't know. I did a little searching around, and I know that Alex commented on Charlie's passing, but beyond that I can't really find anything to suggest that they knew each other very well. Which isn't to say that they weren't friends, just that there's not much public information if that is the case.

#ask response #keefsteef #the rolling stones #charlie watts #alex van halen

[keefsteef]

Samuel is giving Alexander war flashbacks of how his ex-admirer (Mr. Roth) would constantly invade his space during photographizations, and Michael is saying "NOT TODAY, BELOVED!" to Edward's show of affection. (As he should, #JUSTICEFORMICHAELANTHONY)

Overall this photographization ranks a 8.5/10 on the keefsteef™ lore scale.

#rocknroll #rock music #classic rock #van halen #alex van halen #80s rock #eddie van halen #michael anthony #sammy hagar

[ladyshandioftheendless]

THIS PIC OF VAN HALEN IS OFF THE HOOK

@keefsteef PLEASE ACCEPT THIS GIFT ❤️

#LIKE OMG THEY ALL NUTS #Van Halen #David Lee Roth #Alex Van Halen #Eddie Van Halen #Michael Anthony

[thevanhalen]

i credit @keefsteef for the video at the end...god help me

[hysterionic]

send this to ten other blogs you think are wonderful to share love & appreciation, keep it going! 💞

awwweee thank you to the sender !!! i’m gonna tag some ppl that i rlly appreciate instead

@vampire-reanimator @anaalnathrakhs @same-old-crue @keefsteef @cinemagh0ul @heartshapedtrap @jojoartist

y’all are amazing and ily all 💞💞💞 !!!

[pirateboy]

got tagged by @callixton to shuffle my 'on repeat' playlist and share the first ten songs - thank you! :)

tagging @keefsteef, @charliesmydarling, @blckvenuz, @to-pass-the-time-away, @sweetpaintedladie and whoever else wants to :P

#definite reddish theme going on with the background colours which is cool 💪 #also not the dennis rodman song being the first one lmaoo #what can i say #anyways theo seeing ok go on yours was a jumpscare cos i used to be real into them when i was like. 13 idk #and since then completely forgot they existed lol. they go hard tho #also spotify scammed me by not having any of the cowboy carter songs come up cos ik i have been having that on repeat!! #tag games

[underwoodinc]

@keefsteef. You seeing that hand placement...

#Big Al #Diamond Dave #MR. DIAMOND? EXCUSE #Van Halen #Classic rock

[harlequinhovers]

bob newhart vs mahmood fist fight who wins and why 👺

mahmood is an all-powerful being

bob newhart looks Like That. i dont imagine him being able to take any blow, much less a Mahmood one

#asks that were anon but i know who it is anyway #asks from mutuals #kind anons #keefsteef

[doctapuella]

okay @keefsteef @defkisshalen @electric--love here are these absolute clowns. they don't have like a lot of actually good looks but i just don't think they care or are trying. but they ARE the kings of loud patterned shorts:

that said i do need to make special mention of charlie. terra is right and he has absolutely made some terrible choices, and this is the one that always pops into my mind (yes its more recent, 2017, but i stand by it being bad)

yes i hate it and yes it's stupid, however i believe with all my heart that he knows exactly what he's doing and he's doing it on purpose.

also, i was gonna include bad hats, but honestly everyone in the 90s/00s did that so its not special. that said, his hair choices are.... something (again, moving through many eras, but unfortunately he has given much to comment upon). and i need to yell about my least favorite, because (other than the hat) he looks so nice, so handsome, so clean, and then the fuckin FOOT LONG rat tail that i will never ever ever ever forgive him for and would absolutely have cut off while he was sleeping

#lynne i tagged you bc you expressed mild interest in the band and mocking them is gonna be your gateway #theres prob worse than this #i really think its their dumbass actions that make them so beautifully mockable #and expressions #also we could include scott's facial hair journey but again i think he knows what hes doing and makes it weird on purpose #ALSO i didnt include john bush but please know that i could clown on that boy for literally years and probably will #thrash clowns #anthrax #long post #charlie in that pic of them at the beach is my phone home screen and i felt it judging me the whole time lmao #lame ass bf squad

[keefsteef]

Imagine trying to tell I, KEEFSTEEF™©, that Mr. Van Halen and Mr. Lee Roth weren't in constant battle to out-slay each other, when photographizations like THIS EXIST!

I can't even begin to come up with a clever referee monologue like I usually do, as the slayage on each side is of equal abundance 😩🛐. GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO IT 💔.

#rocknroll #rock music #classic rock #van halen #david lee roth #eddie van halen #70s rock

[mitchs-sal0ane]

david getting put in jail for those horrific outfit decisions, I'd still bail him out though

inspo: @keefsteef and her amazingly accurate David Lee Roth outfit judgments

#david lee roth #diamond dave

[misterduke]

Thanks for tagging me @milkyway-ashes

Pick a song for each letter of your URL

And then tag that many people

M. Mirror People - Love and Rockets

I. In the Heat of the Morning - David Bowie

S. Sharp Teeth Pretty Teeth - Specimen

T. That Joke isn't Funny anymore - The Smiths

E. Evil Eye - Franz Ferdinand

R. Run Rabbit Run - Flannagan and Allen

D. Dark Entries - Bauhaus

U. Urban Geurilla - Hawkwind

K. Karma Man - David Bowie

E. Everyday - Buddy Holly

@shadoobee @geneseedraws @catboydavidbowie @keefsteef @thebedroomblues @charliesmydarling @thechonkyfrog @pirateboy @letitbl33d @highway-61-revisited @bilbao-song

[keeefsteef]

Moved to @keefsteef but by default follow back from this blog as it's the main one and that's the side blog 😭 I'm so mad I can't make that my main but life is life

KEEFSTEEF