#kuroo was a belieber…i just know it

[sugasugawarau]

Haikyuu!! as Things My Teachers Have Said

To make up for everything they’ve taught me that actually falls into the curriculum but which I have barely retained (and also because as nice as most of my profs are, I miss my high school teachers)

Warning(s): mention of hangover once

Karasuno

。Daichi: Stop, stop, stop. It doesn’t matter how many times you say it, you’re still going to be wrong

。Sugawara: Break my rules and I’ll break you

。Asahi: Are you having a rough day? If you ever need to take a breather and go outside for a walk just let me know okay?

。Nishinoya: One time I was shaking like crazy from caffeine withdrawal so my co-worker told me to go home but I just downed my fourth cup of coffee instead. It was only 8am

。Tanaka: You’re asking me what your last name is? Get out of here, I don’t even know your first name!

。Kageyama: That turned out worse than I expected

。Hinata: My cat threw up this morning so I guess you can say my day started off with a blast

。Tsukishima: I quit

。Yamaguchi: Plants are exciting! But you guys don’t seem as enthusiastic so I hope at least knowing that the test on this unit won’t be so difficult will be something you can look forward to

。Yachi: Not sure if I’m qualified to answer that question but you probably??? Shouldn’t?? Do that?

。Kiyoko: The energy in here is too much, please sit down

Aoba Johsai

。Oikawa: Looking around, I know you guys will find insanely hot partners. You know what they say about how opposites attract; I mean, look at you guys!

。Iwaizumi: You think writing an essay is mentally draining but I’m the one who has to read it

Nekoma

。Kuroo: Now the actual filtering units of the kidney are called nephrons - or as I like to call them, Zac Nefrons-

。Kenma: Am I being paid to teach you? Yes, although arguably not enough. But am I being paid to care what grade you’re getting? No

。Yaku: She did NOT print this out in comic sans

。Lev: Justin Bieber seems like a pretty cool guy, I think I’m a bit of a Belieber myself

Fukurodani

。Bokuto: Ball is life man

。Akaashi: Well I‘m sorry that you don’t find Shakespearean insults riveting

Shiratorizawa

。Ushijima: Don’t call me “bro”

。Tendou: Personally, I don’t believe in giving detention; I believe in making you guys embarrass yourself by doing the chicken dance in front of everyone else

。Semi: Never have kids and never get married. You will regret it

。Goshiki: Don’t apologize, you’re doing great!

Inarizaki

。Kita: This is the 10th time you’ve announced to the class that you are hungover. We get it, you’re always hungover

。Suna: You’re going to have arthritis in your 20s with that kind of posture

。Osamu: No you cannot ask me for help, I’m on my lunch break

。Atsumu: The only skill you need for success in life is bullshitting

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