#kyle/demar/jimmy

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Alternative jimmy butler ships go

ALTERNATIVE JIMMY SHIPS G O ‼️‼️

Alt jimmy ships that are NOT kyle lowry #1 (in NO particular order) Paul George

i feel like most of my ships for jimmy is gonna be asshole4asshole or the unlucky twink he's become infatuated with... but this one is like a combo so it's the most powerful one <3 THE SCREENSHOT IS FAKE BY THE WAY

but anyways!! they're both big broncos fans and the Olympics coach had to throw away the football just to make them stop playing. Paul's bigass sunglasses that don't fit his face.. Jimmy's jersey. They can dork with each other about The Epic Highs and Lows of NFL football (National Football League.... Football). They're both super stubborn but are willing to talk things over AS LONG AS the other party has the courage to ACTUALLY talk things over and Try. Which they both have because they both think they're the modern einsteins of the nba. PG also defended Jimmy's actions during his Minnesota Massacre, putting him over KAT, who he loves so dearly he makes funny basketball with starring Steve urkel as well. they'd be good for each other because they're willing to help stabilize each other! While thinking they themselves need no stability in return (which they Do. Desperately). man who thinks he is always right and man who thinks he is always right.... on paper it sounds terrible because it is BUT DUDE JUST TRUST ME !! Paul makes fun of jimmy for finding a new sport to want to play in (right now it's tennis.. for some reason) and Jimmy makes fun of Paul for ragequitting in Call of Duty. Their relationship is one people in highschool would give like. 2 days max. And they're right because they break up after 2 days.... then get back together in 5. Then break up in 3 and get back BACK together in 4 and etcetc. Dennis rodman was the son they would have had. This makes no sense and that's how they (and i) like it !

Alt Jimmy ships that are NOT kyle lowry #2: Kyrie Irving

The 'divas' of the nba... i think jimmy wants to put kyrie in a glass jar and observe him. Kyrie kind of wants to do the same to jimmy but also he's scared of him? WHAT I MEAN IS... jimmy watches kyrie douse all his relationships with gasoline and torches, shackles kd, and thinks (because he is insane), I Want That. i think.. kyrie can be Evil because it's Funny. He supports & encourages kyrie's girlbossing! He WANTS it. But he doesn't want 'normal' kyrie though, only the entertaining one. Meanwhile kyrie, who likes being normal kyrie it's just really hard to have that stability when being evil is an option, thinks of jimmy who's ONLY been around him when kyries girlbossing & is like. This guy is crazy. When the Timberwolves drama was about, everyone was talking about jimmy joining with kyrie and going somewhere. Because jimmy made it seem like they were such good friends. But then they asked kyrie about the teamup rumors and kyrie basically said 'we haven't talked since the Olympics. I don't know why this man thinks of me so much. These rumors make no sense'

In SHORT... they seem really funny to me 😭 two people who belong in glass terrariums to protect the public looking at each other and thinking 'THAT guy needs to be put in a TERRARIUM.' Will they work out? ....probably not

I think.... Andrew had/still has a LITTLE crush on jimmy. BMM (Before Minnesota Massacre), he was so positive on jimmy and even DURING and AFTER it he was still on his butler fanclub behavior. Even his brother's butler trade comments couldn't stop Andrew 'watz poppiin!!' Wiggins' love & admiration for jimmy! And now that he's finally free from kat's constant slandering of jimmy, he's achieved True Gay Greatness in the form of winning a warriors championship. He's experienced the movie trope of greatness (1st pick rave), turmoil (bust rumors), triumph, and now all that's left is getting The Girl. Jimmy ALREADY likes him i mean, he's had nothing but nice things to say about wiggs which is how you KNOW jimmy likes him because jimmy never has nice things to say about Anybody <- real other player analysis!!! Andrew just wanted to be the Scottie to Jimmy's mj and complications stopped that! BUT NOW THEY DON'T H A VE TO !! let JIMMY and WIGGINS kiss‼️‼️ that'll finally prove that jimmy only had beef with Kat because he was straight-coded so obviously that made him the enemy. We could finally tie the pretty bow that he Wiggins Fairytale DESERVES

Alt jimmy ships that are NOT kyle lowry #3: Andrew Wiggins

(And they WERE a problem.. just to their own team tho lmao)

Alt jimmy ships that are NOT kyle lowry #4: Russell Westbrook

imma be honest... this one was just cus i said so LMAO. It's kinda like marcus/giannis where I just like their personalities and think they'd be even greater put together. The two psychopaths in their primes of the nba? Together? yes PLEASE!!! also they both love fashion <3 i need them to match croptops... please. Russell i BEG of you i BEG. They're girlbosses and no one understands them BUT them! Bein fr though i think they could be surprisingly soft together mainly due to their known big personalities overlapping their genuine duality. I jusf wan them 2... cuddle 🥰🥰 p...lease. they both deserve it so bad . They could protect each other from The Horrors (str8 sports fans)

Alt jimmy ships that are NOT kyle lowry #5: Joel Embiid with Ben Simmons honorable mention

Now THIS one is DEFINITELY asshole4asshole. Everyone thought they'd tear each other apart, which they did yeah.... but they also LOVED each other FOR it. Joel was someone jimmy could push and would be grateful for it. A fellow natural competitor even when it came to something as trivial as hot wings eating. They could talk shit to each other then high-five the next day, they don't care. Not only do their competitive drives make for good chemistry in the bed... but also just really good in general. Because it's HEALTHY competition. No one took anything as negative, just fuel for being better. Something they both desire on unbelievable levels. That's how they GOT here, after all!! The two most popular mean girl cheerleaders who ruthlessly clawed their way up the highschool food chain & only entertain the dumb football players around them for fun, that's them... and then one of them had to move 😐. Years later they meet again at the highschool reunion to discover one is stuck in a dried up marriage with a dried up star athlete and the other is stuck CHASING marriages. WHEN WILL THEY DISCOVER THEIR TRUE LOVES WERE IN EACH OTHER THE WHOLE TIME???? we may never know..... they may never know.. until it's too Late 😔.

Also Ben is there because of that one sus comment

Alt jimmy ships that's NOT kyle lowry #6: Tyler Herro

Yall ready know bout this one but... yeah 😭.. honestly all of these ships reinforce the fact that jimmy is insane, but this is probably like the MOST ship ship for that . I have no words that have not already been said by your greatness on YOUR blog, dr ! ill just leave this here

Alt jimmy ships that ARENT kyle lowry #7: Bam Adebayo

bam and jimmy were smart-ass for smart-ass and i MISS them!!! Their lil headbutts.. their INTERVIEWS. They both HAVE to be right and HAVE to be smart and HAVE to be funny. Seeing them interact was 😭 smthin. They was always doin smthin!!!!

Insane.

I have some thoughts in relation to the bam herro kyle dynamic here vvv

so ill link that!! but BASICALLY.... smartass smartass dumbass GOOD. smartass smartass SMARTASS dumbass..... we have some work to do . .

#THANK YOU for this ask it was VERY fun to do! #jimmy is such a fun personality it's easy for some ppl to forget it's multi facilitated !! #so i leaned to choosin more ppl who could either like heighten his personality or draw more out of it #n APPRECIATE it #BUT YEA!!! #some of my thots!!! #might add more who knows! #honorable ship mention also being!! #kyle/demar/jimmy #love their ot3 <3 #jimmy #bam #pg13 years old #indeed embiid #russy west #ted asks

[parcoeurs]

jimmy’s certainly been on one this summer

#like okay baby let a man raise your leg push down on your back while you’re in your yoga mom leggings #every day i thank god kyle blocked jimmy from demar’s account #jimmy butler #nba

[thepavementsings]

We need to investigate Jimmy Butlers Instagram stories.

#tell me why he is putting Shawn Mendes’ Mercy with the lyrics on his story and tagging the man #and then Adele’s go easy on me #Kyle leaves to go be with Demar over the summer break and Jimmy does this

[litwhorees]

Kyle hung out with Jimmy and demar and now he’s out with soreness… ima mind mine but I have theories

[kdsburneraccount]

Was tagged by @swinginsportscutebasketball for the nba challenge! Thank you for tagging me :D

which team(s) do you root for? The Washington Wizards 🥲 overall I would say that if a team has good vibes I will generally support them though 👍

what's your prediction for the 2023 finals matchup plus champions prediction? Not gonna say teams I'm super invested in so I will say Clippers vs. uhhh (spins imaginary wheel) Heat. And then the Clippers win because if Kyle can't get a ring with DeMar, he can't get one with Jimmy (sorry but also not sorry). Also John Wall getting a championship would be kinda cool.

what's an nba hot take you have? Not that hot but the average big man should be better at shooting free throws (I get why they aren’t, but they should, it only serves to benefit them)

who are your favourite players NOT on your favourite team(s): Ish Smith, Khris Middleton (and Giannis ofc), Terry Rozier, Donovan Mitchell, Zion Williamson, RJ Barrett, there’s probably more but those are just some of them.

3 players you would invite to taco tuesday (current or retired)  Rui!! Not sure if the question wants me to include the players being at Taco Tuesday together or alone but I would also invite KD and Russ for the couple’s therapy (would it work? I dunno! But it would be interesting).

what's your favourite thing about the nba?  I enjoy the lore!! There’s definitely a lot of narratives around the league so regardless of what team you like there is a story out there that will appeal to you. A bunch of players are really likable and I do enjoy the fact that the league doesn’t try to enforce anything egregious about the way they act or dress.

tag however many people you want!  Not sure who to tag 😅 so whoever sees this and wants to do it, go ahead!!

#tag game #nba #this was fun! had to think about the hot takes bc tbh i lack hot takes #and its been a hot minute since i've thought abt basketball #but i liked this very much :D

[j77m]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Rare Nike Team USA Basketball Practice Shorts 2016 Blue Red Men’s Size Medium.

[moseiders]

hellooooo nba tag 🏀 i was tagged by @alifefullofvibes ! thank you this game is so fun 

1. which team(s) do you root for? i lorve my raptors...also this is a blog that supports detroit sports rights (often their rights to suck ass i fear...) so just know that even if i dont post them always im thinking about my pistons heart emoji. also basic warriors enjoyer and celtics observer

2. what's your prediction for the 2023 finals matchup plus champions prediction? ostensibly the warriors still have the pieces in the west to pick it up but hey wildcarding the mavs; eastern im loyal 💓 raps to the finish (maybe the cs or the bucks again tho)

3. what's an nba hot take you have? i’m so sorry i know hes a tumblr favorite and i do have sympathy for him but i got so fucking tired of the trade drama last spring that every time i see ben simmons’ name in a bleacher notif i delete it

4. who are your favourite players NOT on your favourite team(s)? demar and kyle, kawhi, jayson, mahcus smaht, jimmy, blake griffin (i think kd has a greater volume of hits but blake’s casey anthony tweet ...a little too classic.), lebron; technically i follow the warriors so idk if this counts but klay is just my guy i love aquariuses aquarii whatever

5. 3 players you would invite to taco tuesday (current or retired) 1. klay (aquarius) 2. kawhi (beloved and odd) 3. dennis rodman (i think he’d have crazy stories idk)

6. what's your favourite thing about the nba? i seriously seriously just love the game of basketball...i had to stop playing after middle school but it’s so beautiful and makes me so happy to watch. it’s fast-paced and high-energy and there are so many interesting people in it. it’s produced some of the most iconic cultural moments of the last half century. i also love having a common interest with people i love to chat about basketball with them it’s such an easy conversation starter! idk there’s so much to like about it really i could gush forever

7. tag however many people you want!  i feel like a lot of the people i follow for nba stuff have probably been tagged already but hello 👋🏽 @lucasraymonds @torontoschampions @reynobody and also the person reading this 💝

#>> bonus question for anyone: your favorite piece of nba media #im very fond of anything with kawhi also that video of lebron saying ‘yabadabadobo. go to old navy #atext #games #gen

[nbafancentral]

#damian lillard #draymond green #karl anthony towns #joel embiid #giannis antetokounmpo #jimmy butler #al horford #klay thompson #james harden #stephen curry #demar derozan #kyle lowry #john wall #paul george #kevin love #kevin durant #anthony davis #andre drummond #lamarcus aldridge #kemba walker #goran dragic #bradley beal #kyrie irving #lebron james #russell westbrook #victor oladipo #demarcus cousins #nba #all star 2018

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Kyle/Demar

#then jimmy shows up and buys the entire store just to flex #but demar scoffs at capitalism and wheels out of there with kyle riding in the basket #kyle throws a honeybun at jimmy #demar hits one of the scanners during their escape then the cart with kyle sails down a hill until it hits a highway rail #demar has a great look of concern #jimmy is shaking #then deebo says thats what that stank thot gets for spending 5 hours of my time debating over ten dollars

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heat vs bulls tonight and you’re telling me there’s 0 demar/kyle photos? nba photogs are literally in jimmy’s pocket

[najeeharris]

Q&A with USA Basketball National Team members

#ah yes how could i forget about this #team usa basketball: a shitpost fic #klay thompson #jimmy butler #kyle lowry #deandre jordan #kyrie irving #demar derozan #carmelo anthony #demarcus cousins #draymond green #paul george #harrison barnes #mine #my video post

[ponytailcoby]

There's going to be too much going on at tonight's game. Zach vs Jimmy. DeMar vs Kyle.

#the new boyfriends and the exes face off #i'm very nervous #i wouldn't be surprised if we lose #but would be pleasantly surprised if we won

[ballplayersxo]

Kyle is literally the godfather of Jimmy’s daughter. Yeah Zach and Demar is a strong duo and their friendship seems nice but there’s no point of comparing them. Like Kyle and Jimmy is not on friendship level no more. Also they seat next to each other on planes based on ig stories that I saw 😭

they’re basically brothers at this point

[klognip]

still can’t believe kyle lowry and jimmy butler are gonna play together… in miami… the south beach………

yeah heat aint winning any chips they gon be goofing around too much lmao

scottie barnes carrying raptors to a championship lesssgooooo

WAIT DEMAR DEROZAN IS IN CHICAGOOOO?????

[moseiders]

now that its over i just want to express my appreciation for jimmy 🫡 i hope he gets his chip someday

#*trying to architect some madness* what if…he somehow went to chicago. with demar. and they both got a ring #atext #nba playoffs 2022 #no i just really respect jimmy … standout performance last game and played all 48 minutes today. that last three wasnt clutch #but he really pushed this team as far as he could and somehow i feel hes still pretty underrated! i love him hes got so much grit #a hefty term to be sure. but like if there was a him…hes got to be in the running #i thought about it some more and what if they traded kyle to chicago as part of a package for lavine since hes nearing fa.

[nbafancentral]

#deandre jordan #klay thompson #jimmy butler #kevin durant #demar derozan #harrison barnes #demarcus cousins #paul george #kyle lowry #kyrie irving #draymond green #carmelo anthony #team usa baskeball #rio olympics #rio 2016 #nba