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lady-raziel · 2 years
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LISTEN TO DISTRACTIBLE OR I SWEAR TO JESUS
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stinkgh · 2 years
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Distractible ads be like "Hey Mark, what are you- OH MY GOD YOU *ACCIDENTALLY* CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!! Hey, did you know that you can use MANSCAPPED and a JAR OF MAYONNAISE to successfully transplant your buddy's ballsack to your- to your- on your face?? Go to manscapped.com code DISTRACTIBLE for a 50% discount-" *Mark in the background* "GET THE MAYO!! GET THE MAYO!! NO DONT PUT IT THERE!! AHH! MY ANUS!!" "That's m-a-n-s-c-a-p-p-e-d-dot-com-slash-d-i-s-t-r-a-c-t-i-b-l-e to cut your balls off today!"
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centaur-dreaming · 1 year
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Oh no
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i-am-not-a-twinkie · 2 years
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Distractible is such a good podcast to listen to while drawing.
That's it, that's all I had to say.
Listen to Distractible
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portuguesedisaster · 1 year
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If I was Shakira I would be afraid of Wade.
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obsidiancreates · 1 year
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Does anyone remember which 3 Peens episode it was that Bob disappeared in the middle of a conversation for like half an hour and returned with a story about how he shit himself?
I ask because I listened to Distractable: Shit Moments last night and I consider that 3 Peens episode to be the spiritual predecessor to Oh Shit Moments
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wizardpigeon · 1 year
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The world's not quite ready for this one I think
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Stay in the drafts a little longer
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markmentomoreef · 2 years
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Me: Well golly gee! Distractible has uploaded another episode on this fine Monday! I’m so very excited to watch it-
THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY TROJAN CONDOMS
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everytime I realize it's monday I audibly say "aw hell we got the podcast today!"
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I wanna see a Distractible add on blaze.
I don’t have money. But I wanna see one on tumblr.
(Dm me. I could always draw it XD I just can’t blaze)
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echo-echo31 · 2 years
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"fuck your dreams fuck your nightmares" sounds like it comes from Shakespeare but it's actually from a podcast from three internet idiots
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lady-raziel · 2 years
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oh and i made try-hard ones too
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stinkgh · 2 years
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Wade's Hips Don't Lie
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liquid-geodes · 1 year
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They're good boys your honor
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falseroar · 2 years
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Ventured over to the bird site and made a poll, mostly just because I can’t do it here. The original third option was to suggest Mark just wanted an excuse to get naked again, but apparently there are character limits and another exile seemed just as likely.
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Feel free to vote if you want, because I don’t think it’s going to see any traffic otherwise. I, uh, haven’t done much over there in a while, and don’t plan to start again. XD
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portuguesedisaster · 1 year
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So, did someone check Wade's house? There may a nuke somewhere in his basement.
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