LISTEN TO DISTRACTIBLE OR I SWEAR TO JESUS
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Distractible ads be like "Hey Mark, what are you- OH MY GOD YOU *ACCIDENTALLY* CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!! Hey, did you know that you can use MANSCAPPED and a JAR OF MAYONNAISE to successfully transplant your buddy's ballsack to your- to your- on your face?? Go to manscapped.com code DISTRACTIBLE for a 50% discount-" *Mark in the background* "GET THE MAYO!! GET THE MAYO!! NO DONT PUT IT THERE!! AHH! MY ANUS!!" "That's m-a-n-s-c-a-p-p-e-d-dot-com-slash-d-i-s-t-r-a-c-t-i-b-l-e to cut your balls off today!"
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Oh no
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Distractible is such a good podcast to listen to while drawing.
That's it, that's all I had to say.
Listen to Distractible
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If I was Shakira I would be afraid of Wade.
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Does anyone remember which 3 Peens episode it was that Bob disappeared in the middle of a conversation for like half an hour and returned with a story about how he shit himself?
I ask because I listened to Distractable: Shit Moments last night and I consider that 3 Peens episode to be the spiritual predecessor to Oh Shit Moments
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The world's not quite ready for this one I think
Stay in the drafts a little longer
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Me: Well golly gee! Distractible has uploaded another episode on this fine Monday! I’m so very excited to watch it-
THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY TROJAN CONDOMS
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everytime I realize it's monday I audibly say "aw hell we got the podcast today!"
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I wanna see a Distractible add on blaze.
I don’t have money. But I wanna see one on tumblr.
(Dm me. I could always draw it XD I just can’t blaze)
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"fuck your dreams fuck your nightmares" sounds like it comes from Shakespeare but it's actually from a podcast from three internet idiots
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oh and i made try-hard ones too
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Wade's Hips Don't Lie
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They're good boys your honor
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Ventured over to the bird site and made a poll, mostly just because I can’t do it here. The original third option was to suggest Mark just wanted an excuse to get naked again, but apparently there are character limits and another exile seemed just as likely.
Feel free to vote if you want, because I don’t think it’s going to see any traffic otherwise. I, uh, haven’t done much over there in a while, and don’t plan to start again. XD
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So, did someone check Wade's house? There may a nuke somewhere in his basement.
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