#lots of weird ass dreams

[yellowocaballero]

Trigun 98 really is the anime of all time. It did absolutely say "Here is the biggest idiot you've ever seen in your life. It's going to be four episodes until he does anything that is not blindingly moronic and it's going to be five before he says a sentence that is not a lie. We are now going to vaguely imply that he has a dead girlfriend and that's why he's sad. You will learn ten episodes later that the dead girlfriend is his mother. In episode nine a random man is going to call him depressed and they will spend the next three episodes doing absolutely nothing important but forming an unshakable bond of friendship, and we are also going to learn that they are in space."

What are we supposed to do with any of this. Insurance agents with fifty guns and one gigantic gun respectively are the only reason we have a plot at all. An entire episode's resolution only makes sense with information we are never told and barely implied. The main character is Jesus but also a deconstruction of Jesus. I feel like the show is giving me a rabid guinea pig and leaving me to wonder why this guinea pig is on crack before telling me three hours later that he's a robot guinea pig, answering no questions and raising so much more.

#trigun #as you can tell i am rewatching the anime. #this show was bizarre as a kid and it's bizarre as an adult #trigun 98 #trigun 98 genuinely fits adjacently in a lot of boxes but perfectly in none of them #it's just similar enough to a normal show that human beings would watch #that you let your guard down and are once again blindsided by how weird it is #its so 90s anime in the same way a closeted queer teenager is straight #oh and its like deep or whatever I guess #show was a weird-ass fever dream as a kid

[sqlmn]

I NEVER SHARED MY LITTLE GREMLIN GAL HERE.

She is one of Katale's trusted lil lackeys AND has the privilege of being The Lookout. In her words, she's "the receptionist". She sees who goes in and who goes out and she will in fact be just fine in a fight.

She normally just has her hair loose and down around base but if she knows she's going to have to go somewhere and have to be using a little force, she puts her hair up in various ways because she doesn't want to get TOO much blood in her hair. sometimes some falls loose but she tried at least.

Her full name is [redacted] but when she's asked about her name by the mentor who she has developed banter with she says "you can call me Lee!" and they immediately clock it as "so not your actual name". Which it isn't. Lee is simply a way of shortening her name that no one uses but hey "you don't even tell your lil bestie agent your real name. lose that attitude, buddy" and mentor doesn't push further cause fair enough.

#two crime bosses and a very good boy #also the criminal organization has a very red theme in decor and schemes #so rud and kitty constantly have lots of read on since they are In Charge #but lee and others like her just wear splashes of red #like gloves or ties or necklaces or earrings .... just lil splashes of red #she loves being in charge of being the receptionist #so much to the point kitty stopped calling her role anything else #if lee wants to be the receptionist for a crime syndicate then why stand in way ! let her live her weird dreams #mentor looks at her and is like gd what a fuckin npc of a human being wow #and then promptly begins to get used to seeing her there and dull and whatever and then #someone with her hair back is there and the mentor is like woah where the fuck is the usual girl #and shes like wow dude you are an ass lmao its me homie chill out #and they are just baffled at the absolute difference in appearance simply by puttering her hair up #so i casually love their lil friendship that is mostly just sassing each other at the entrance ways to places

[averageartistamber]

Okay so Splatoon Dream Lore Update,

I had another one lmao. A bit shorter and "vaguer" this time.

Yeah I basically dreamed that Side Order dropped, and I started playing to quickly realise that it was completely different from what was advertised.

I don't remember much, but for some reason you were exploring in Antarctica with a bunch of random guys. There was this shark dude you fight as a boss and then after he decides you're cool and joins you.

Literally the only "Splatoon" element left in was that sometimes Marina would teleport in to taunt you and monologue. She was definably a villain here, and wore a silver winter outfit.

Occasionally she'd have the face of a withered old woman, although it might have been a mask.

That's pretty much it from what I can recall.

#splatoon #splatoon side order #dreams #if I had a nickel for every weird ass Splatoon dream I'd have two which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened twice. #bruh if I ended up actually predicting something here #splatoon 3

[sonicrainicorn]

one time I had a dream that Dan knew how to play the piano and I still don't know what to do with that information

#it was so realistic that for a moment i questioned my own memory #had to watch him play rhythm heaven to remind myself he's ass at music #anytime i have a dream about him it feels so real #but also really weird #i say that like i dream about him a lot #i dont #i swear #im normal i promise #rtgame #hesitant to put that in the main tag #but im curious to know other people's weird rt dreams #i know you have some. come on #ramblings of a mad man

[razorpilled]

ive had some horrible nightmares, but if i could choose to forget any of the dreams i've had in the past year it would be the one where i could only play genshin as either of the ragbros; when i chose kaeya he was completely shirtless and when i chose diluc his butt was out, like pants pulled down in the back just enough that his ass was visible .never want to see that shit again

#if i had a nickel for every time a ragbro has been partially naked in a dream i would have two nickels #which isnt a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice #in the dream there was a very very small new region added to liyue and there was a time trial challenge there #i had to get to a chest within seven minutes but it could easily be done in one #i ended up going with shirtless kaeya bc i dont want to look at diluc's ass... #ragbros #marblepost

[inkquill256]

I love those old Barbie movies in an undeniably masculine way

#i love those old barbie movies #the animation is shit by todays standards #and the message almost always boils down to “perfect blonde girl gets everythibg bc shes perfect and blonde” #but you can never say Barbie just lets shit happen to her #she has more agency than a lot of early disney princesses #and she inspires her audience to fulfil their dreams #yeah shes essentially a blank slate and these movies are glorified toy commercials #but thats the point #shes not an empty shell #shes a stand in #a Marry Sue who's entire purpose is to show anyone especially women can do anythung #they can be brilliant #they can prove people wrong #they can kick ass #theyre beautiful and worthy of being heard #even if their different or shy or weird #thats why i love those old direct to dvd movies #also bc Barbie is totally bi #if you dont belive me #watch Barbie & the Diamond Castle #theyre two lesbians living in that cottagecore lifestyle in woods #then go on an adventure to save their third girlfriend #i will die on this fucking hill

[skeletalheartattack]

which 3d mario is your favourite to control?

real life mario. i take the controller out and i find him in the wild and i make him run and ground pound poles for free money coins. though sadly sometimes mario has to sleep. it's like sleeping but for mario. the mario council doesn't like the ethics of controlling mario but he says "waho" and "yippy" when i press the buttons so i think they're wrong.

#ask #anon #if you cant find a mario. dont worry. #you know mario odyssey? yeah you can control telephone pole. you can control frog. yeah cool #you can control things with controllers. they wouldnt call it that if it couldnt #mario dreams of spagegi. sometimes ravoli. sometimes even mama mima. #dont wake him up too early or he'll experience Super Mario Blood Rage #anyway to truthfully answer? i havent played a lot of 3D mario platformers outside of 64 and Sunshine #like i played a lot of 64 and Sunshine growing up #i played galaxy but it was only a rental. so i had to return him to the store. so sad :( #i have galaxy 2 but. something about 2 doesnt match up to galaxy 1 in my mind and i dont know why that is. #like with some games i can tell you what i dont like about their sequels. #sly cooper 2? really enjoyable but i missed the purely platforming aspect of 1 #DBZ Budokai (any game after 1)? no cool ass cutscenes and no Zarbon 🙄 #like i know Budokai 3 has the better combat but. i dont really play a lot fighting games #so Budokai 1's simple kick-punch-ki blast is enjoyable for me #plus the story mode and Zarbon is what makes it for me for DBZ Budokai. #but yeah mario galaxy 2? couldnt tell you what makes it weird to me compared to 1. #i think the controls across most 3D marios are good. cant pinpoint one i find the most Fun to Control #now if we said platformers in general? hard to say since id need to refresh my hands memory on how some play #i dont have a working copy of Sly Cooper 1. or atleast one that isnt incredibly scratched to hell. #but if i had to guess. sly cooper 1 would be really high up. #jak & daxter 1 had some nice movement the last i played it. i 100%'d it but was kinda sad there was barely a reward for doing so #anyway im sorry this doesnt really answer your question anon. one day i'll be able to have a proper answer #thank you for the ask anon!!

[designernishiki]

well. finished yakuza 5.

#not gonna go into all my thoughts right now because it’s A LOT but #the ending was pretty good overall like I got my little complaints here and there but overall I was pretty satisfied #the choice of final boss (for kiryu) was narratively pretty half assed but. I’ll let it slide because that fight was fun #i feel like shinada deserved more closure in the baseball realm of things #and I feel like majima should’ve had at least ONE conversation with katsuya at the end #I would’ve liked to see kiryu reunite with him as well but. you know #majima and saejima’s conclusion was also pretty open ended and not clear but yeah. idk just a lot of threads #that don’t feel like theyre tied yet #but despite how it sounds the story of 5 i overall liked quite a bit #it’s interesting that my friend really doesn’t like that there isn’t a singular Big Bad Villain that’s known from the start more or less #like in most games but I kinda feel the exact opposite in that I like the mystery and finding out who’s pulling the strings and all that #a lot of the characters in this game in general are very strong despite some being totally newly introduced #like I liked katsuya and watase and madarame and I’m forgetting his name but shinada’s loan shark #I liked aizawa alot up until the end where they pulled what they pulled and now I’m conflicted cause that was. weird. but yeah #OH and baba of course #idk alot of supporting characters felt really 3 dimensional to me #shinada’s great and very lovable and I’m very sad he doesn’t come back in 6 or anything m #I liked haruka’s ending generally too because she basically did exactly what I was hoping for #which is realizing her own dream and all that and not just doing the whole idol thing just to live out mirei’s ideal life #haruka finally getting to make her OWN choice that kiryu or mirei or anyone can’t interfere with #that was good that was very good #rambling #y5

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

#玫瑰女人 #douyin #video #tiktok #hmmm this triggered a fever dream like recollection of a barney & friends segment from one of the old vhs tapes i used to watch #where those twins were doing a weird dance in front of a fake mirror for like a bajillion hours #i was so stupid as a kid i never realise i could fast forward past things i didn't like #the first time i used youtube when i was like 10 or so i clicked on some 'hey there delilah' parody video that was like 8 minutes long #and i hated every second of it but for some reason it never occurred to me to turn it off #look i don't remember a lot of my youth but the things i do remember are hellishly boring #which me and my sister realised a few weeks ago actually when we were talking about a trip from our youth #and she was remembering all these interesting details about things we did on the trip and where we stayed #whereas the only thing i remembered was this long ass sidewalk next to a big white wall we had to walk along to go up a hill to the hotel #and also when we were visiting some decrepit abandoned cabins in the middle of nowhere.....the long ass drives in between each fuckin cabin #where i was half awake half asleep in the car and it was so hot and then we'd get out and just stand around squinting at dusty wood fences #the theory we settled on is that i don't remember shit except for the torment of boredom bc those things were so repetitive and extended #that my brain had no choice but to remember at least part of the experience #anyway time for bed methinks

[creaturebloom]

it's that time when i have to remind myself im not going crazy i've just been staying up all night and sleeping during the day for too long and it's making me Feel Weird About Everything

but trying to pressure myself into switching my sleeping schedule too quickly makes me super anxious so it's like. im in this weird place where i want to be awake during the day so badly but it's just not happening

ALSO i've been sleeping suuuuuuuper deep the last few "nights" which im not used to at all so that's weirding me out also

obviously im still recovering from burnout and there's been some set backs so now my body is finally like "ok now you can relax" but relaxing is so foreign to me that it makes me think smth is wrong .... lmfao can't wait to just be a normal human being

#whiny baby post #been having really weird ass dreams too like #nothing super Bad (a few here and there) but just weird and like #idk i just rmr a lot from them lately which i usually don't. #ok well im gonna eat pizza and play video games and lay down when i get sleepy and hopefully be awake during the day

[dawnedon]

"I had a dream last night we had to go on a John Wick style rampage to get Crasher Wake back from somebody. I don't know why, because I think if anyone tried to kidnap Wake then it wouldn't end well for them. Like, his pokemon aren't what you need to be worried about."

#👻 ic. #👻 open. #i had a lot of weird vivid ass dreams last night #AND I WISH I COULD REMEMBER MORE OF THIS ONE.... #i just remember dawn getting geared up w some of the leaders like ALRIGHT LETS GO GET WAKE BACK!!!

[eldenringle]

My surgeon gave me medical grade honey to put on my problem nipple and the urge to lick the applicator after every dressing change is so so strong....

#top surgery #i very likely have a connective tissue disorder #so im more prone to complications and have a lot of delayed wound healing #so the edges of one nip graft didnt take in spots #and the stitches didnt hold it cause skin so flimsy #annnnnd its been taking way longer than average to heal cause ive got That Bad Collagen #but my surgeon and his team have been taking such good care of me post op #the whole thing was the best experience ive had with medical professionals EVER #and after so very many bad doctors its honestly been so healing #like even beyond the gender care its soothed my jumpy disabled ass so much #therapy for my cardiologist diagnosed white coat syndrome (medical anxiety from being disabled) #also they gave me a honey patch to try #i didnt end up using it cause it was gonna be hard to tape down #but it smelled so sweet i almost ate it #i could have #it was safe to eat and the discord server was being a bad influence #but i woke up my poor mom to be my impulse control #later i found out she thought it was a dream lmaooooo #nope sorry you just have a weird fucking child

[screenhead15]

Still thinking about the time when I got Covid and after a week of feeling mostly fine I suddenly felt very nauseous and kept vomiting the whole night, and in the few minutes that I managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that the guy from Hitman was in Animal Crossing because while I was feeling nauseous I was both watching a video of someone playing Hitman and playing Animal Crossing

#you're gonna suffer a lot but also you're gonna get a weird ass dream #Covid really said: #it sucked ass #but at least the dream was funny :)

[lvminae]

Shoutout to my dream self coming up with bangers such as "why are all the pretty white boys mormon'

#asher.txt #a lot happened in my weird ass dream #but that one had me wheezing in laughter when i woke up

[motheyes]

alright so that was fine

#i think it’ll be just fine. besides the building being weird and creepy and the stupid alarms i have to set #very scary i hate alarms. hate HATE alarms #and there’s these silent alarms under the teller desks and if u touch them like 500 cops show up #LIKE GIRL WWHAT THATS MY FUCKING WORST NIGHTMARE #i’m gunna have nightmares about accidentally touching them i know it #anyways it’s not so bad lol #i was there real late tonight cuz i was figuring everything out #i hate doing new stuff and learning new floors and shit it’s stressful #anyways. i did have a very good like. talk with my dad a few days ago about my future #one of my new year goals is too at least kinda figure out a career path #like start school again or something cuz i need job security that isn’t ass #and i have been doing a lot of research on social work and it’s like #perfect for me. i’m rlly excited about it #it’s literally directly helping your community and i get paid like HELLO #and i can specialize in lgbtq like get youth off the streets and stuff #literally my dream. isnane #MAN MY CAT PEEING ON THE FLOOR JESUS CHRIST

[cantofworms]

Hi I just wanted to discuss if you want of course because I read your post regarding dnf and I wanted to maybe explain why I think it's different than any other relationship they have? I personally take under consideration the whole context of their time they know each other. Because it's not at all about what they say or do now, like yeah they might smooch other people and say they are not dating. (That and their friends saying they are free might be just to protect privacy) But still George put his life on hold for dream and then moved to America permanently and dream didn't face reveal earlier because he waited for him. Yeah there is also sapnap and their bond with sapnap is also super strong and they all love each other, but you need to admit its different. They definitely don't look like that at anyone else and don't post candids like that of anyone else. I'm ace so for me it's definitely not about fucking and sucking. But they have different aura than men who pander imo. Like yard boys for example. They are also lifelong friends and they joke about all those things but they don't seem like life partners. And for me dnf do. That's why I'm leaning more towards romantic.

When it comes to sexuality discussion and analysing I think it's fine as long as it not on twitter or anywhere they can see and feel self-conscious about it.

But everyone can have their own opinions and I respect yours

anyways

#I think you missed the whole point I was trying to make but thank you for not being a dick about😭🫶🏻 but. yeaa respectfully hard disagree #also if ppl wanna be weird and constantly pick apart everything to do w dnf Possibly being real or gnf not being straight keep it in the #discord dms or smth it just gets annoying after literal years of it #personally I think we’d all be better off to just take a step back and take everything they say at face value #another thing whenever I post a thing that’s just ‘.’ and a long ass rant in the tags #is basically just me getting my thoughts out of my head and into writing and then I post it bc #maybe some ppl will relate and they like the post and we have a moment of #hashtag Solidarity✊🏻 and then we all quietly move on #but now ig that I’ve gained more followers ppl wanna give me their thoughts which is completely fine and natural obvs #but I make rant posts like that and if the ppl that get it Get It then that’s epic but for the ppl who don’t pls just scroll and move on👍🏻 #like I don’t indend for them to be turned into public discussions or anything idk #anyway this is the last I’ll say about any of it disclaimer I love dream and geogre more than anything they’re the two ppl I blog about most #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the fandom but I think (and Ik I’m not the only one) that the truthing has become A Lot recently and I needed #somewhere to complain about it END SCENE