#mayo speaks

[ghouljams]

I have more thoughts about Viking Soap but I just needed to let you know that your story is making me GNAW ON THE BARS OF MY CAGE, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, HOWLING AT THE MOON.

I can’t get over how gentle he is, how he would do anything but god the angst potential, stolen away from a place you’ve always known to a whole different group of people, pretty much forced to join them and continue practicing your skills to help people you consider evil, an enemy even. The emotional turmoil of becoming friends with some and GOD even falling in love with one? Especially the one who whisked you away!

I can’t wait to read more!!!!!

Sincerely,

🥛 Mayo anon

I love viking!Soap, love the juxtaposition of his gentleness with the fact that he is y'know a viking. I love that he isn't who the reader thinks he is, and yet he's exactly who they know him to be. He's big and strong, he's made for violence and will enact if given the chance, but he's also kind and understanding.

I have so much planned for their story. Finding your place in a strange new world, realizing you have a choice in who you want to be and the fear of making the wrong choice. Learning to live with grief, and learning to forgive yourself for leaving. Falling in love with the man that you blame for the path your life has taken, realizing he never had a choice either... y'know normal fic stuff

#ghoul speaks #cod x reader #x reader #🥛 mayo anon #viking!soap #I have one scene in particular that I have written and I won't get to share for ages #but that I fucking love and it makes me want to just write viking soap all the time #this is his au and he's the star baby

[trystofnight]

MADE ME?? MORE LIKE LETS GO CAFE YURI!!!!!

bonus:

#enstars #ensemble stars #tatsumi kazehaya #mayoi ayase #femstars #GIRL. when i tell you i was hit by a vision from god. i was hit by a vision from god. #mayos socks constantly fall down bc god hates mentally ill femmes <- speaking from experience #NOW TYPICALLY i see femstars tatsumi as just looking like her canon self. but for the waitress moment she needs clipped up long hair #tryst of art #tatsumayo #yeah ill tag it they defo kissed after their shift

[doctorsiren]

speaking of sandwiches

I was yelled at for using mayo on the outside of the bread before making grilled cheese instead of butter

#doctorsiren #not art #siren speaks #this is how my mom makes it #and I talked to her about it on the phone yesterday #and she said that you can use butter but that she uses mayo #because it adds a better flavour to it #and I have to agree tbh #this post is directed towards Cat and Citrus /silly #this is probably the whitest thing i’ve ever said /j

[starswallowingsea]

i think my favorite recurring character in enstars outside of the main cast is the penguin that tomoya named hokuto-senpai. why does he keep coming back? who on staff just really likes penguins and keeps getting to insert the little guy into stories? its so fun when he makes a cameo and also when he gets to kill people

#shay speaks #the last part is a joke based on mayo's new unbloomed. he's penguin sitting for the pet store #'what is enstars about' its about hokuto-senpai

[strawbs-screaming]

looking through my old messages is so traumatizing i want to go back in time and kick myself in the stomach like what possessed you...

#biggest “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT” moment in my life tbh #the only thing that didnt make me cringe is me calling my brother a “mayo snorting goblin” #2020 me kinda ate that up #2021-2022 was def something tbh #i wore pink cat ears. i think thats all you need to know #ohh this is def going to keep my dumbass awake at night #ı was cringe but i was free and im proud of past me for that #it was one of my worst years but like... kick ass #<- by worst i mean mentally horrid in a way that changed me forever #speaking of 2021-2022.. my old chosen names were absolutely CRIMINAL #the first one was felony (which i still kinda dig but in a cunty way) the second one was ciel which i think is cool #but heres the bomb: one of my old chosen names was cereal. CEREAL #i think ted takes the cake tho. what evil soul possessed me to choose ted as a name #also constantine waa one of my old names which is actually fucking awesome #eıhjfjfjf i have a science exam tomorrow and im on tumblr infodumping about 2021 me uhhhf #i jumped through so many hoops to get to this blog #2020 somehow knew something transgender was going down and decided to get a haircut and boom. gender #DYSPHORIA THAT IS GET PRANKED LOSER #shout out to 2020 me for figuring out whats up #not sorry about the incoherent screaming. im autistic and i am full of violence

[listenupcupcakes]

soldier what is your opinion on mayonnaise

MAYONAISE IS JUST EGGS AND OIL

I CAN MIX EGGS AND OIL MYSELF

IT IS ONLY GOOD WHEN MIXED WITH OTHER CONDIMENTS. LIKE KETCHUP.

#the amount of time i've google #'where was __ invented' #to gauge his reaction #like obviously the amercan-ness of things isn't his only opinon on them #esp since america is a very young country comparitively and so we don't have a lot of inventions (food wise esp) to our names #but i feel like he enjoys researching things like that #bro can read but only when its about america #and anything heavy suggests is immediately out #no offense to heavy #apparently mayo was invented in spain #at least thats the common estimate #the actual origin is kind of fudgy #but russia consumes the most #or at leat five seconds of google said that #ANYWAYS'' #mod doesn't like mayo #so solly dont either #cause i have power like that #solly speaks #solly answers #lord i rambled lol #i have too many thoughts #rainythealias

[frankenwhaaat]

my dear mutual ninja brainrot @foosybit said "little mayoi creature is crawling in ur brain" AND THIS IS SO ACCURATE ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING.

#mayoi ayase #rina speaks #more like rina screams #new pic is on its way!!! #haven't drew mayo for almost 2 weeks

[literally-just-there]

GATEEEE happy happy HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAYYYY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💞💞💞💞💗💞💗💞💗💗🥹💗🥹💗💗💞💗💞💗 YAAAYYYY WAAAAIII

EXCUSE MEEEE WHAT !!!???? THIS– OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE HIT BY A LOVE BEAM LIKE THAT 💖💝💙💜💘💘💕💘💜💜💖💖

THANK YOU MAYO THAT IS SO SWEET AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH 😭😭😭💝💝💝💝💝😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💘💘💜💜💖💖💖

#i cant scream bc my moms in the other room but the caps speak for themselves #asks 💌 #moot {mayo 🌞} #gifts 🎀

[tomoleary]

Henry Mayo Bateman (1887-1970) “A Simple Private Who Wished to Speak to his Colonel” 1915

#Henry Mayo Bateman #A Simple Private Who Wished to Speak to his Colonel

[shyhandart]

Haiiiiii uhh, this isn't particularly an ask, but I gotta say, I stumbled across your blog and oml I love your art so much!!!!! Oh wait I remembered the ask I did have!! What's your opinion on seafood?

Aw hi :D Thank you!!

And um it depends! I think im more of a freashwater food person than a seafood person lol. The salmon my dad makes is FANTASTIC

#its not that nasty stuff with like #a smattering of pepper and lemoj #its got ranch powder and mayonnaise (yes. mayo. i dont like mayonnaise usually but this stuff is the exception) and its DELICIOUS #not art #shy speaks #asks

[thyme-in-a-bubble]

everyone wanted sandwiches today so i made some sourdough focaccia.

#90% hydration dough that i made last night and hung out in the fridge while i slept #(inside if anyone is curious: mayo. pesto. spinach. cucumber. cheese. a vegetarian sausage thing) #(some of the other ones I didn't snap a pic of also got cheese but then I ran out...... so I took a picture of the cheese-less one) #(and the tomatoes having out at the top are the handful I got from the garden this morning hehe) #lea speaks #tw food #lea’s kitchen

[samathekittycat]

Round 1 Bracket 1

@zrenia VS @mayojar

#mutual arena #sama speaking #ren my beloved #mayo my beloved #mutual arena round 1

[artisticallygay]

#artsy speaks #poll #polls #tumblr poll #tumblr polls #miracle whip #mayo #mayonaise #food #condiments #text

[basaltbutch]

brass: least favorite food condiment

oh my god i had to look up a list of condiments for this question and did you know there's so many beautiful condiments out there??? so many beautiful things you can put on food to make your experience in this world even more beautiful??? anyway. peanut butter.

#it speaks #or mayonnaise but like. the ''american'' brands. like cool whip type shit #mayo should not be sweet and when it is its disgusting. sorry. #but i hate the texture and stickiness of peanut butter it takes forever to get out of my mouth

[shittydazai]

couple of matching skating polly pics from last weekend

#just bc i want more skating polly posts on here #bad quality bc they’re from videos </3 #skating polly #kelli mayo #peyton bighorse #max is speaking

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

álvaro mayo and violeta hódar for vanidad

#vivitalksot #violeta hodar #alvaro mayo #mis perfectos <3 #i think it's the first time i post anything violeta related here so here's a few facts you need to know about her #1) she's bi #2) they sometimes call her vivi and i get such a whiplash #3) HER TWITTER @ IS 'lanefervivi' NEFERVIVI HOW DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT #4) she was a tv reporter before OT. she worked in telecinco and she was in the news. #5) speaking of. she's from motril. what big event happened last year in motril? #6) exactly. she covered the two day hunger strike of rubiales' mother inside the church of motril #a legend