listenupcupcakes

[listenupcupcakes]

Hello mod! Take your time and do what you're comfortable in doing in the moment, we're here for you. -🍷

Thank you so much!

#sorry i'm not good at words lol #genuinely very nice of you tho #not even five minutes and I've got three seperate people wishing me well #I'm sobbing (/hj) #thank you wine mod! #mod speaks #wine mod #mod answers

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OOC: Hey yall! Sorry I haven't been active lately, depression has been kicking my ass all the way to sunday, I'm not doing to well in the headspace.

I'm still gonna answer asks, this isn't the end of Soldier Ask Blog, but I am taking a bit of a break, just for now

#Soldier still has wings #and the Blu Soldier still has communist bedroom #those two are not forgotten #I already have an ask picked out for the Solly Looses his Wings ask #which will hopefully be silly #I feel like I haven't been answering asks all that well #very out of character and such #and I just haven't had the motivation to write or do anything #I'm fine dont worry or anything #just a bit bleh #sorry yall i think my grandma's passing is affecting me more than I thought #thigs are jsut hectic in my life right now #I will return #I've been meaning to say something for a bit #oopsie #ive been putting it off lol #mod speaks #ooc

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

🫵 😮 that’s him officer! It’s the cutie patootie that’s in possession of illegal amounts of silliness (and body parts but that’s unimportant)

Aheh, ah? Ah, scheiße- ve can’t let zhe cops in here- SSOOOLDDIEEERR

#screeching like an eagle #he’ll only cause minor collateral damage #I feel like this has happened before #soldier is the go to ‘there are cops’ guy #medic interactions #this was too funny I had to reblog

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OOC! Hey y’all! I won’t be able to answer asks until either tonight or tomorrow!

I’m going to my grandma’s wakeacue and k don’t know when I’ll be back

#it’s a barbecue we’re having in her memory #completely forgot it was today #oopsie #mod speaks #Ooc

[listenupcupcakes]

HEY BUDDY I TAKE INSPIRATION FROM YOU MAY YOU CONTINUE TO INSPIRE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD GODSPEED 🫡🫡🫡🫡

THANK YOU PRIVATE! I AM HONORED!

I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER! DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY AGAINST HIPPIES AND COMMUNISTS! WHAT IS MORE INSPIRING THAN THAT?

#ah yes americas biggest threats #he never got past the cold war tbh #and he just doesn't like hippies #does he even know what a hippie is? #I'm glad you've found such a great role model #but maybe it's time to look into therapy #/j #sorry for the lackluster replies btw #my brain hasn't updated in a while #solly answers #solly speaks #sunby #nice username

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SOLLY, DO AN AWSOME FLIP IN THA AIR

GOOD THINKING PRIVATE!

#I feel like he's use his rocket launcher to do cool trucks #tricks #like how you'd use fireworks with an eleytra in minecraft #don't quote me on that tho #the wing things i don't remember how to spell it #anyways he uses the rocket launcher to like #propell him or smth #also two more asks #8/10 #lets al makesure he's in the air when the wings disappear #/hj #solly speaks #solly answers #anon ask #anonymous

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(a girl walks in holding a racoon that seems to be quite fond of her.)

"oi, i found this little buggar in my workshop nibblin on one'a my corpses. is he yours?"

-@mentally-unstable-hunter

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THAT RACOON

THERE ARE A LOT OF RACCOONS, AND THEY ALL LOOK SIMILAR.

DID HE SHRINK AND GROW BACK TO NORMAL RECENTLY?

#I need to look back to figure out how much longer he has wings #i think this is like the 5th ask? maybe 6? #hunter interactions #the raccoons are all very disgruntled #upset even #but this one seems happy enough #so who knows #it might not be from the sanctuary #solly speaks #solly answers

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Huh? The raccoons are back to normal already? Did I fuck up my spell or something- AHHH AN EAGLE-

I HAVE WINGS!

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

#you don't mess with his raccoons. #/j on the murder threat tho #he's just upset that you shrunk his raccoons #at least he didn't get the room-makeover like Blu #so #to count #The raccoons have been shrunk twice #and the soldier has been shrunk twice and grown once #he REALLY pissed off the wizards #solly speaks #solly answers #anon ask #magic anon #are there two magics??? #and then theres a jester

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jane-y want a cracker?

🫴🍪

pretty bird!

PRIVATE THAT IS A COOKIE.

AND I WOULD LIKE THE COOKIE.

#He doesn't need to act like a eagle #he's just got the winfs #but he's going to anyways #my man will screech #he will also bite your fingers #anon #i am sorry for you fingers #solly answers #solly speaks #anon ask #anonymous

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My new HC: Solly uses Son of a bitch on rare occasion how

In his voice lines he usually leans towards bastard and maggot, he's probably mimicking army/military movies and how drill sargents are often portrayed

Like how he name drops God and says "amen" when he clearly isn't religious.

Mod thinks about this way too much

#Welcome back to the ask blog wehere the mod refers to themself in the third person for some reason #i dont know why i do that #it just fits #anyways #Soldier's obbsession with the military intrigues me #cause he missed out on WWII and the cold war #if mod has their history right #anyways im tryna do the math to figure how old he is #so i can get a decent grasp on his brain problems #cause lead poisoning will effect a ten year old differetly than it effects a 60 year old #soldier is about to become the oldest merc just watch #/hj #solly answers #solly speaks #anon ask #anonymous

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What's your favorite song? You can't say the american anthem

Hmmm...

I DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE!

#mod was going to look up music from the sixties #find something he likes #but alas #im lazy #from modern music #if we ignore time exists #he'd probably be a multi genre kinda guy #just go with whatever gets his blood pumping #he'd end up listening to a lot of like metal type stuff #mod knows nothing about music genres #he'd totally love We Didn't Start the Fire #Fob and Billy Joel both #he likes history #solly speaks #solly answers #anon ask #anonymous

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You and the enemy soldier are pretty alike, it's hilarious.

I AM NOTHING LIKE THAT SPINLESS BLU SON OF A BITCH!

#mod trying to figure out if 'son of a bitch' is out of character for solly to say #im pretty sue he says it in one of his voice lines #and i use bastard a lot #solly speaks #solly answers #anon ask #anonymous #they are so similar #just small differences #they act a little different but they're very same #mod has put thought into this #also they're techinically the same oersin #i guess #im still trying to figure out if i want them to have the same pre-mann backstory or not

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PLEASE DISREGARD MY COLLEAGUE'S ATTEMPT AT CURSING YOUR ARMY, THE RACCOONS HAVE BEEN CURED.

-a more sane m! Anon

THANK YOU PRIVATE!

I AM STILL GOING TO KILL YOUR COLLEAGUE!

#mod just learned how to spell colleague #he's is screaming very loud so you can hear him #because he in very high in the sky #dont ask mod how he can fly #because he shouldnt be able too #mod is choosing not to be a nerd for the next ten asks #1/10 #solly speaks #solly answers #anon ask #anonymous

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OORAH! SOLDIER HAS EAGLE WINGS FOR 10 ASKS!

AERIAL ASSULT YEAAAAA!!!!

💥🦅💥🦅🦅💥💥🦅🦅🦅💥💥🦅💥🦅🦅🦅💥🦅🦅

THANK YOU PRIATE!

SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAMING EEEEEEEEEEAGLES

#lord i didn't know how to respond to this #he's gonna be fiftey feet off the ground whne the wings go away #he will fall straight through the roof #you have doomed him #/lh #solly answers #solly speaks #anon ask #anonymous #he rocket jumps and flies into the fucking sun

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✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

I don't know if you wanted me to respond in character or not

But thank you anon! <3

#platonic hearts #mod speaks #mod answers #anonymous #anon ask

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gee sure hope this spell works-

I! M! ANON HAVE NOW SHRUNK YOUR VALIANT RACCOON SOLDIERS INTO THE SIZE OF HAMSTERS! THIS SPELL SHALL LAST FOR 10 ASKS!

WHAT DID YOU-

[angry raccoon noises]

#ooooh magic #you done messed up now #you best hide because soldier AND his raccoons are coming for your ass #/lh #solly speaks #solly answers #the raccoons #magic anon #anonymous #anon ask #0/10

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hello soldier!!

-piggy #2 aka helmet piggy

NICE HELMET PRIVATE!

#y’all bond over helmets #truly the most American headwads #he’s just not going to question the green pig part lol #solly speaks #solly answers #raptordinoblog #helmet piggy