#me @ myself: so true bestie

[your-fave-is-christian]

Jack Frost/The Guardians of Childhood from Rise of the Guardians! thank you, you're awesome :)

The Guardians of Childhood from Rise of the Guardians are Christian!

#SO TRUE BESTIE!!!!!! you are SO RIGHT for sending this in <3 #i love them so much. i need to rewatch this movie #genuinely i have come up with this headcanon before but it's been so long since I've watched the movie and really thought about them! #i wouldn't have thought to send this in at this point in time #(side note i actually haven't sent any characters in myself yet! my friend immediately sent in my favorite character for me when i told her #about this blog 😂 and i haven't put thought into what other Christian character headcanons i have since #I'm SURE i have more (like this one!!) but not off the top of my head) #so thank YOU for sending them in!! 💖 #jack frost #toothiana #e aster bunnymund #sanderson mansnoozie #nicholas st north #guardians of childhood #rise of the guardians #your fave is christian

[missmolsa]

hes sending this to Yoko Okino or some shit

#kisaki eri #mouri kogoro #reiko kujo #divorceshipping #kujo divorcing those two so true bestie #eri's getting embarrassed on kogoro's behalf fr cannot believe she married that man #anw NO ONE ZOOM IN ON THISSDHSDFKJDFHG #I've promised to myself not to put more than this amount of effort into a meme #unless it's really fucking funny #eri kogoro divorce momence... gosho canonise this #TWO drawings of this dysfunctional mfs in one day???? it's more likely than you'd think #kogoro's my little scrunkly bastard he belongs in the trash <3 #as for eri im. in love w her #detective conan #dcmk #look at me being a serious artist and drawing backgrounds also lmao

[twilightarcade]

oc-tober day 27 - monster!

#notwordswordstag #anyways we're so fucking back. Sorry for missing literally a third of the month goodlord #bweirdOCtober #oc-tober #ok idk what i want as a caption all significant thoughts are going into tags today #we missed friends week because of That. Luckily every week is friends week when I'm around #doing that.. hopefully this week? That said it /is/ halloween so it might leak over #anyways monster au.so funny 2 me like what if everything was the exact same except they we freaky little creatures #wouldn't that be fun. The answer is yes. I am having fun #maaaan i was supposed 2 draw something else I think. Here we are anywyas #didn't think about it too much #erm.. in terms of life news? may pick up the saxophone. For like 2 seconds. #or i'll teach myself piano that would be fun (and relatively easy given. Piano) #who knows. Maybe we'll do nothing. #but what if i'm REALLY good at sax. What if it's actually my true calling. Clearly not a flute player. #Man I hate the flute #ok im tired besties bye 4ever 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[silenthillbunni]

im usually a loner loser who dont even care but... tbh it sucks sm to be alone and watch everyone else have fun nd get dressed up in pink nd seeing the barbie movie w their friends :/

#i have no friends #my sisters wouldnt even wanna go w me #besides im poor so i cant go myself #anyway doesnt matter i prefer being alone anywa hhaha yes i hate .. i like hate. doing things hha i luv rotting in my bed alone haha #so true bestie ahhaha im my own bestie look!!!!* *drowns in my tears*

[boxwinebaddie]

psst! nina! -slides you $20- record store stan and comic book store kyle hanging out on their lunch break…plz 😩🥺💍

excuse me!!!! i am an upstanding law abiding citizen! i would never take a bribe!!!!...but if it somehow ended up on the floor or in my purse while i wasn't looking sahdhdkjs

but bestie i would have done it for free <3 i fucking...Love stan and kyle having edgy boy nerdy boy boyfriend solidarity they're so fkn cute to me oh my god aaaaa

also they work right across the street from each other so they do be shamelessly ogling each other all the time when they're supposed to be working. they also call each other on their work phones all the time and kyle is like "stan i told u not to call me when i'm working!!!!" and stan is like "but i MISSED u!" and hes like "bitch i am literally across the street" and stan is like "so cross the street and give me a big wet sloppy kiss dummy!" shdkjsa

they also totally badly prank call each other which is so funny bc its like I CAN SEE U STUPID!!! and also sometimes jealous kyle calls in like STAN IF YOU DONT TELL THAT BITCH W THE LANA DEL REY ALBUM AND THE BELLY BUTTON PIERCING U HAVE A BOYFRIEND RN IM COMING OVER THERE SHSKHD my hero oh my god!! stan is like ITS FOR HER GIRLFRIEND GENIUS SHE ALSO BOUGHT GIRL IN RED skahsd hes like that man in there tho with all the hair products in his hair!!!! he is not trying to score spiderman hes trying to score ur number sex-c!!! tell him ur closed...also my hero

i am like in the trenches of writer girl hell writing thirteen and trying to put good vibes back into my life so i...unfortunately could not put actions in it ( if u slide me $10 tho...i might consider it ) it's just dialogue but its funny i swear help!!! theyre cute!!!

...i hope this was worth your 20 dollars that ended up mysteriously in my pocket. Please Clap.

*DING!*

“Hey! Welcome to Vinyl Tap! My name is Stan, how may I help you—“

“Yooou know you’re not allowed in here anymore, sir!”

“And why is that…” “Kimberley?” *they never made stan a name tag*

“Because!” “You’re too tall…and good looking. No one will buy anything when you’re in here. They’re too busy looking at you. Me included.”

*stan winks and waves* *kyle rolls his eyes and does a sarcastic twirl*

“And management told me you keep checking out the check out guy at the counter. Absolutely unacceptable behavior.” “You disgust me.” “At least buy me dinner first.”

“I bought you lunch, actually, Asshole.” “Here’s dessert, bitch.” *kyle flips stan off*

“Aw! So sweet, bro! Just for that, you can have a bite.” *stan flips kyle off* “Sorry, your blood sugar looked low.” “And listen, If you’re gonna flip me off at least flip the sign around, you skyscraper! Mmkay?”

“Mmkay.”

“Ooh, ooh, oooooh! What is it?”

“Sniff.”

“NO!”

“Yes.”

“Oh my god?! Is it the super fucking delicious marinated tofu bahn mi from that new vegan Vietnamese food truck that parks next to City Hall? That I’ve been talking about—“

“For weeks. Yes. Please shut the fuck up now.”

“Did you add extr—“

“Extra jalapeño. Obviously, dipshit. I’m surprised you still have working taste buds.”

“Annnnnd—“

“And a Laaaarge Thai tea, sub oat milk. Yeah, yeah, yeahhh, whatever P r i n c e s s.”

“MY KY TEA!”

*holds his orange drink up to his kyles orange head excitedly*

“I totally forgot to pack a lunch earlier and everything! This is going to save my Life. Ugh, Dude, KP! You are LITERALLY the Best!”

*leans across the counter to hug kyle n almost crushes him 2 death*

“I know. And I have several awards and accolades that will back that statement up.”

“Also, I fucking K N E W it!”

“Knew what, motherfucker?”

“That you forgot to take your fucking ADHD medication again!”

“Nooooo…”

“Maaaaaybe…”

“Stan…”

“I know, I know, I knoooooow! I’m sorry! But also, if I am ‘chemically imbalanced’ or whatever and have a hard time remembering shit and focusing, why the fuck would they give me this thing I have to remember to do every morning? Like, it’s just so—“

“Babe.”

“Bro?”

“Food, drink, pill.”

“Fooooood, driiiiink, pillllll~”

*stan is very pleased with his stan-wich*

“Oh my god. D A N K.” “Best lunch EVER. I’m sooooo happy, I could totally k i s s you right now!”

“So kiss me, Dumbass.”

“Well, since you asked so nicely…”

*alexa play pony by ginuwine ;)*

*...did stan jump up on the counter and wrap his legs around kyle's waist...i can neither confirm nor deny these allegaytions ur honor*

“Peppermint.”

“Cherry.”

“Swap?”

“Swap.”

“Cherry.”

“Peppermint.”

“Way better.”

“Agreed?”

“Agreed.”

*kyle pulls back n eyes stan incredulously...and indecently ;)*

“Hold on a second…” “Marsh…”

“Broflovski?”

“Where is the rest of your shirt?”

“Out to lunch?” “Boo! Are you seriously dissing my fit, right now, bro?”

“Your fit would not FIT an eight year old boy!"

“Take it up with Kenny! He did it last night. He said it would help bring in sales.”

“He would say that.” “And what kind? OnlyFans?”

*deflecting and distraught bc...Hot*

“Kyle, c’mon! It’s c u t e!”

“It’s a CROP TOP.”

“It’s fun!”

“It’s INDECENT.”

“You’re staaaaring~” *stan shamelessly teasing kyle vc*

“It stared at me first.” *kp scowl insult combo bc hes nervous rip*

“It’s hot out there!”

“It’s hot IN here.”

“Ooh, say that again.”

“That.”

“Nevermind, I fucking hate you.” *more middle finger*

“I love you too.” *kissy noises*

“Ew, cute.” “But my eyes are up here. Pervert.”

*stan props kyles chin up on his finger so they can make sexually charged eye contact...seek jesus*

“They’re pretty…”

“Pretty weird looking.”

*stan looking crispy because he just got roasted*

“I’M weird looking!? Have you SEEN yourself?”

“Oh, HELL no! I am not taking smoke from a dude with frosted tips wearing low rise jeans and a shirt that looks like it could have been purchased from the junior girls section of Target. All you need is Kenny to tattoo a butterfly tramp stamp on you and you’re good to go, Paris Hilton.”

“And I'M not taking SMOKE from a dude wearing his dorky Cosmic Comic work uniform hat forwards instead of backwards like anyone over the age of 12.”

*stan totally takes his hat off and wears it like a backwards fuckboy snapback, kyle starts choking help sdsjh*

“Basketball shorts and…a Batman baseball tee that looks like it could have been purchased from the junior BOYS section of Target.” “Even if it does make your arms look really good.”

“Really? Ah-ahah. T-Thank you. Your a-arms also—” *nervous kyle stuttering* “Clever diversion tactic, but Stan, do NOT start this fight with me again! I reeeeally do not want to have this fight AGA—“

“Dude, he’s like, not even a Real superhero! He literally BOUGHT his way into being a superhero! He has no superpower! His superpower is being RICH!”

“Bro, so did IRON MAN!”

*cue stan and kyles regular n daily marvel dc fight to the death*

“OKAY! Well, Tony Stark has a wicked sweet robot butler and Bruce Lame-yne just has that weird creepy old guy who should probably have his name on the sex offenders list.”

*kyle absolutely fucking aghast*

“I’m sorry — Did you just refer to Alfred as ‘that weird creepy old guy’?”

“—Who probably wants to diddle little boys, but yes, that’s exactly what I said, Kyle!”

*eye twitches in rabid comic book boy*

“…And are you implying that Jarvis is cooler than ALFRED?!”

“I am not just implying that information…”

“I am d e l i n e a t i n g it to you.”

*stan using his english hw vocab rizz like kyle look look i studied*

“Mwah.”

*stan flabbergasted dramatic boy sounds*

“EXCUSE ME!!!! DID YOU JUST THROW MY KISS IN THE TRASH!?!?”

*he shoooooots, he scooooores*

“No, I threw in it in recycling because I know you’re a hoe for the environment.”

*stan abt to ask kyle to help him find something in the stock room...i really hope its the bible*

“…Okay, w-wowz—Jesus Christ. Ky, you know it’s seriously so hot to me when you recycle responsibly, but..."

*rizzed stan so hard oh my god hes blushin omg is it hot in here*

“Hope you heal from being a DC dickrider.”

“And I hope you heal from gargling Marvel’s balls.”

“Y’know, I still cannot believe you don’t like Batman, Stan. Like you are literally a DICK GRAYSON variant!”

“Woah, you said Dick with a loooot of confidence. Watch out; people might think you’re gaaaa—“

*kyle mad as hell bc he got dusted by his sbbf*

“Yeah, very funny, Stan. It’ll be way funnier when I bury this shithole on Yelp when I accuse you of a hate crime.”

“Okay, concept: hear me out. No hate crimes, just…” “Date Time?”

*stan vana white hand flourish w the emo boy rings*

“How about…we call you in some chicken strips, curly fries an—“

“CANIHAVEACHER—“

*absolutely feral diabetes boy behavior*

“Yes, oh my goood, you fucking FIEND…You can have a cherry coke. But…BUT! it has to be MEDIUM, KP! M e d i u m! Last time you had a large you got totally cracked out on liquid candy carbonation and started talking CRAZY. Like, you literally sounded like a cult leader. I thought you were going to start having religious visions and shit; it was scary.”

*stan shiny eyes emoji*

“Then…can we pleaaaase eat at the pond?! Please, please, please? I bought a mason jar full of oats in my backpack so I could feed the ducks! The little ones are soooo cut—“

“You remembered a lunch for the DUCKS and not yourself?!” “Ugh, and Stan, I HATE Stark’s Pon—“

*three fingers in the air assistant troop leader stan vc scouts honor*

“I promise to protect you from children, frisbees, the elderly, unpredictable water fowl and people with petitions…Do we have a deal, Kyle Pile?”

*oh no not the eyelash flutter...its super effective*

“…If one of those sick, feathered fucks bites me or shits on me, I’m turning that pond into duck soup.”

“YAY!” “Okay, let’s go. Hold my hand?”

“Stan, are you five years old?”

*stanley marsh signature pout...ur litrally proving his point bff*

“Kyle, you KNOW crossing the street freaks me out.” “Now hold my freaking hand, Assface!”

*aw romance*

“Wooooow, trying so hard to hold my hand. Watch out; people might think you’re gaaaa—“

*stan like five centimeters away from kyles mouth*

“…P l e a s e, baby?”

*more extremely nervous flustered kyle stuttering*

“I—W-whatever.” “There, happy?”

“Extremely.”

“Your hands are sweaty.”

“You make me nervous.”

*bebe vc* And Scene ;)

#aw...true love #bestie im sorry this is not my finest work but i hope u laugh thank u for buying me lunch #SPEAKING OF BUYING PEOPLE LUNCH kyle remembering stans crunchy boy lil lunch order...AW STAN CALLING KYLE HIS KY TEA LIKE PLS #idk why i put stan in a crop top but also i know he looked good kyle was mad as hell and wanted to makeout abt it smh #they really do b bickering like an old married couple #THEY HAVE THE DC MARVEL FIGHT EVERY DAMN DAY ITS SO UNSERIOUS #them being like damn thats pretty gay bro watch it bro people might think ur gay bro #my sons...who i raised...myself...with sharon and shelia...amen...<3 #THEM DOING THE MMKAY CALL AND RESPONSE IS LIKE THEIR RUNNING INSIDE JOKE #kyle talks abt recycling and stans like im going to do terrible and obscene things to u in the stock room...smh

[stupid-dyke]

stayed up til 3 when I have an 8am again. I do this because I hate myself so sos sososososososososo much. It's really funny because I don;t fall asleep in class thanks to my meds but I've noticed every time I go to class after 4 hrs sleep people act weird around me which is how I know im acting really weird. And I am so extremely angry at myself. I spent 4 hours. well 8 hours. Well all day. Pretending I'm going to do homework and distracting myself with various other things on my laptop or crying on the phone to my parents. Got zerooooo work done at all i stayed up most of the nihght for literally no gain whatsoever this is pure self harm. Which I do becauase again I hate myself. Because I didn't do my work. Which i won't do tomorrow either because i'll be so tired I wont be able to string a sentence together even though I'm supposed to give a presentation haha. My favorite activity is staring at the clock on my laptop getting later and later and later. new high score etc. Who's a hypersomniac now. Imagine how much easier this semester would have been if I'd gone to bed before 2am ever. I'm so fucking angry at myself I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep now even. If I fail my classes again my parents are gonna make me live at home forever and say im too crazy to live on my own. I know I was supposed to get a therapist but I hate them all so, so, so much. I think people get that job bc they feel powerful telling some pathetic person what to do knowing I literally cannot do it and will come back week after week admittingn failure and paying

I know I was supposed to take the new experimental FDA approved drug for IH but the list of side effects is fucking terrifying and I live and sleep alone so i really don't want to take a super powerful sedative that can make you stop breathing. So I'm gonna keep taking stimualnts and lying to myself that today is the last day I stay up extremely late for no reason.

#it's really sad I'll skip the meds sometimes to try to sleep and it doesn't even help. I just feel worse while awake. #The real reason i can't sleep is because im screwing myself over by doing no work and im terrified im going to fail my fucking classes #and theyre all going to say im crazy if I fail my classes. theyre going to say im crazy and I self sabotaged on purpose #bc i dont want to succeed. Dad says that every day #Dad loves telling me everytjhing wrong with me multiple times a day every day so i never ever forget #hes so helpful. He's trying so hard to help. If i dont answer the phone he starts worrying ive committed suicide #again i was suicidal one week in 2019. Get the fuck over it. You've literally threatened to kill yourself multiple times. Fucking hypocrite #a bunch of my friends are going to graduate this semester and best case scenario i graudate next semester and then I'll lose touch with eve #ybody #and then the good times are over and life is boring and hell forever and ill get more disabled every year until I can't work and then I'll #run out of money and die #you know when I talked to my genetics professor about the alzheimer's results he said somethign will kill you eventually and it #wont be that unless you live to old age which will be good! #so true bestie. so ture #Guys lets be real here. Why the fuck. Do we live. why. It is so goddamn hard. Maybe it;s easy when u get sleep . But that hasn't happened t #me for a while #all my classes end next week and i havent done most assignments since spring break #also over spring break my parents met w a lawyer to revise their will adn afterwards dad told me im executor and explained to me what will #happen after each person in my family dies. #the assumption is that I will outlive everyone. they don't think my sister will live to old age adn they are already old #the lawyer apparently has clients with the same disability as me and all of them had the same thing happen. Once they get another disabilit #and get older it becomes impossible to manage IH and they cant work til retirement age #i just spent an hour typing this shit instead of sleeping. 4am-730am sleep lets go. I should kill myself #i hate my parents fucking advicce bc they;; be like well when i was ur age I was married it sure must suck to be single!!!! fuck you guys f

[hella1975]

Hi hella! I love love your writing and have done so for years and liked your posts but above all else I am a social media lurker at heart. But I wanted to tell you that following you for so long I’ve seen you go off to college and strike out on your own. Your self reflection and how you move through your life is so inspiring. I feel like your proud distant auntie sometimes cheering you on from afar. Growing up and going through school and into your adulthood is so confusing and frustrating and depressing sometimes but I’m a bit on the other side now and can tell you you’re doing so well. Absolutely killing it and it’s a privilege to read about. Your openness often has me reflect on my own life! I appreciate you bestie 🫶

reading this was genuinely so emotional BESTIE WHAT THE HELL

#IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE I PROMISE I MEAN THIS IN THE MOST POSITIVE OF WAYS #because it just made me really reflective ig? like so much of my life and so many of my issues surround this huge isolation #either ive been made to feel isolated or ive used isolation as a coping mechanism or even that i romanticised my own capacity for it #but regardless i have a really rigid acceptance that im on my own through life #and as a kid that was terrifying and was probably what got me in my head so much #like staring at the enormity of it all and going 'i am alone. i am a singular vessel whose intricacies are inaccessible to anyone else' #and that is TERRIFYING. and yes while it will always be true to an extent ive realised it doesnt have to be entirely #you can share yourself with others and find love in that and friendships and it's taken me years but this year more than any #i feel like ive finally come out of a very long dark tunnel and no one else around me has any idea that any of this is a big deal to me #bc they never had any idea what i was going through #but like?? at some point or another you guys started tagging along and i overshared a shit ton lmao #and a lot of you have been here for YEARS and like. wtf you're RIGHT ive taken you guys along with me for everything #my sexuality crisis my writing journey getting a new job starting uni going into second year making and losing friendships #testing out romance listening to music watching new shows. like every part of myself that's too small and silly to share irl is something #i tell you guys without a second thought like i started this when i was SEVENTEEN and now im twenty you guys have acc watched me grow #im so emotional over this esp bc lately ive focussed mainly on the DOWNSIDES of me being online in these years #idk i needed this more than you know bestie tysm for sticking by my side and same for the rest of you <3 ily ily ily #ask

[firebonbon]

I’m so in love with Gojo Satoru it’s insane

#I hate him I hate him I hate him #I love him so much #*screams* #the only Sagittarius I would ever romantically involve myself with #that post that says they need him in a way concerning to feminism?? #yeah me too #so true bestie

[gregmarriage]

started righteous gemstones recently and i’ve had “where’s your boyfriend? queef?” in my head for DAYS

#dot is such a real one #also keep thinking of that scene with jesse thinking gideon and scotty are a couple and he goes ‘i love my bi son!’ #there’s a keefe scene almost immediately after that too #so true <3 #i’m obsessed with keefe he’s my bestie #also kelvin and keefe’s entire relationship is 🥺😵‍💫 #gonna start s2 soon #excited to see my boys <3 #also my girl judy #she’s batshit crazy and i love her #also something abt judy/bj and kelvin/keefe paralleling each other with their respective breakups/reunions #makes me wild fr fr #anyways the show is super fun and i’m enjoying myself immensely #gwen rambles #gwenposting

[starlightkun]

my proudest accomplishment recently has been unintentionally incorporating "bestie" into my 39 year old man coworker's vocabulary

#he came to ask me a question and literaly went: heeyy..bestie so i have a question #like it clearly did not sound natural for him to say like he was practicing learning a new language 😭😭😭 #but bro is doing his best #its bc i call him bestie all the time lol #my true crowning achievement will be when i seamlessly babygirl a different 31 burly male coworker of mine in conversation #in the middle of my sentence and continue on entirely naturally without breaking #so that he doubts if he actually heard me say it #and worst case scenario if he questions me: gaslight him #ive been planning this for months i need to mentally fortify myself and wait for the exact perfect moment #talk #text #mine #not nct #ignore.mel

[cornerihaunt]

also uhm.

#weird rant soliloquy stream of consciousness thing incoming. be warned . #the thing with hinge guy is. i don’t think anyone has liked me in a romantic way in my 24 years #which i am not exaggerating or like pitying myself. it’s a fact (i don’t have anyone confessing to me or shit. got some vibes but. vibes * #*can be wishful thinking. i digress.) #and he’s so open about liking me it’s so weird to me . no one ever was ! to my knowledge! #i am also quite wary about it all. like it’s too good to be true yk? idk. #i also have been talking about it with my bestie and she told me ‘you are so overthinking this’ and i’m like. yeah but. i’m being ahead of* #*the game. i am a mastermind. /j. fr tho like i know it seems overthinking but it’s 1) my nature 2) i am taking care of myself. in this s- #situation it’s only me who can do that. #also he’s a gemini (like me so don’t be overly mean) so i’m a bit wary of scheming and the like #but i also know that it’s me and my trust issues. hoo boy my trust issues are making an appearance in this situation #ok i’m done . #rambles

[noxtivagus]

apollo just sent this to me

#🌙.rambles #[ ffxiv. ] #all of these ppl are my fave charas >.> #BRUH THIS REALLY HAS NEARLY ALL OF MY TOP FAVES #wahh urianger n the way he loves <3 #alphinaud yes..... pls i do admit ppl like him really r especially special to me #someone just so sincerely kind and authentic. someone you can trust and be vulnerable around with no fear. #'Alphinaud is the kind of person who makes you feel safe and that’s what you value the most.' #ofc alphy's a sweet lil trustworthy boy. i admire how he always strives for improvement. #he's mature but in this way that. he's still a boy. i find that rather adorable and charming about him #aaaa i rmber thancred was one of my first top faves in ffxiv <3 #haurchefant. 'You tend to hold onto the past.' yeah fine i admit it yes #both strength n weakness. so true bestie. whenever they reference him i really do always become a mess #AYMERIC DE BOREL. as soon as i saw his face earlier i smiled. i immediately smiled #everything under aymeric. i can't. it's so true. #aymeric is so charming hsjfjfksk... i daresay he's still the most charming chara in ffxiv for me #everytime he shows up i really turn into a mess. he's so beautiful. the prettiest man ever. inside and out #if i say anymore i'm gna embarrass myself bcs damn. the hold this man has on me...... #yes estinien's so endearing <3 #ZENOS...... HOLY SHIT I HAVE NO WORDS #hien <3 still one of my top fave charas. his simplicity is a breathe of fresh air when my no. 1 fave needs therapy #speaking of him. it's the man himself next! emet-selch #'​you’ve got a big heart with plenty of love for this sensitive man.' yeah #'You’re not the best at showing love — you’re strict with others and even more so with yourself — but you love wholeheartedly.' #he's my favorite character thanks to his heartbreaking story #his role as our truth. he wants /us/ to remember. to know and understand. #his connection and love for the wol and the past... smth i've always related to for as long as i've lived so yeah #we're both slaves to sentiment. idk what to say abt what the article says but just. 🤕 #g'rahaaaaa he's also one of my faves but color scheme kinda turns me away n he's astria's fave. yeah #BUT SO TRUE SO TRUE SO TRUE

[vvanessaives]

smth i never talked about is how fenix and johnny literally despise each other like, nix can't even see or hear the man but he wants to kill him a second time and johnny looks at him, says a mean ass thing, vesper laughs at it and nix dramatically shouts "what the fuck did he say now"

#rena.txt #code red code red. two insufferable men are in the same room we are requesting support #no but this is so funny to me like the fact that fenix can't hear him makes him 300 times more upset bc he's always thinking that johnny is #saying some kind of bs about him. also the fact that johnny can look into ves memories is both a curse and so funny like i imagine the #first time he actually sees him and goes well well if that isn't bitch boy himself. it gets funnier as ves & johnny grow to be besties like #literally all the possibilities of this. fenix knows when johnny is talking to ves bc he catches her eyes looking into distance and he gets #so petty about it hes like STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION!! YOU SHOULD DO THAT TO ME!!! cut to fenix trying to fight with johnny and goes #i will pull u out of my girlfriend with my bare hands if i have to. and ves & johnny are 😐😐 at that AKDJSKXSKXKDXNM #unrelated but how scary would it be to have johnny in ur head being able to witness all ur memories and shit like he would see all my #embarrassing moments like that time i slided down the stairs of a friend's house on my ass consciously and he would go fuck i ended up in #a total idiot head i'll just delete myself. so true bestie....

[crazywolf828]

Honestly I think I was put on this earth to be a trophy wife, but like not in the pretty arm candy way. I'm just here with you, just hanging out.

#i was called the first bimbo whos also a himbo and the smartest himbo and honestly so true bestie #self preservation skills? none. ability to keep myself alive? zero #however i can give you cursed facts and make you laugh so like great trade off i think #don't mind me #god i need sleep