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"If you thought you hated homework as a child, trust me, you'll hate it more as a parent!"

(A bowl of roseate spoonbills at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#roseatespoonbill #spoonbill #bird #lovefl #swfl #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #birdwatching #naturelover #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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When asked about marriage, a friend said, "I would not change anything about my entire wedding (well, except the groom)!" (A great egret pair at the Venice Area Rookery in Florida)

#greategret #egret #bird #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #birdwatching #naturelover #lovefl #swfl #michialeschneiderphotography #venicefl

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"My spouse and I have taken two photos together over the last five years. Meanwhile, we have ninety-three photos since last week of the dog sleeping"

(A snowy egret at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#snowyegret #Egret #bird #naturelover #nature #naturephotography #swflorida #swfl #wildlifephotography #wildlife #loveflorida #lovefl #Sanibel #Florida #dingdarling #DingDarlingWildlifeRefuge #michialeschneiderphotography

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"Although I can still party like a rock star, it would appear I cannot recover like one" (A roseate spoonbill in flight at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#roseatespoonbill #spoonbill #bird #naturelover #naturephotography #nature #wildlifephotography #wildlife #swflorida #swfl #loveflorida #lovefl #Sanibel #Florida #dingdarling #DingDarlingWildlifeRefuge #michialeschneiderphotography

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I am just a parent, standing in front of my spouse, trying to say something I can no longer remember because our kids interrupted us 175 times."

(A green heron at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#greenheron #heron #bird #swfl #lovefl #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #birdwatching #naturelover #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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#naturephotography #egret #bird #wildlife #nature #birdwatching #swfl #lovefl #naturelover #venicefl #michialeschneiderphotography

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"In life you are either the passenger or the pilot,...choose wisely" (Roseate spoonbills at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, FL)

#roseatespoonbills #spoonbill #nature #naturephotography #bird #wildlife #birdwatching #naturelover #lovefl #swfl #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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“Never touch anything with half of your heart “

(An osprey at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#osprey #raptor #birdofprey #naturephotography #nature #bird #birdwatching #wildlife #naturelover #lovefl #swfl #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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"Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips.

Me: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips."

(An anhinga at the Venice Rookery in Florida)

#anhinga #bird #lovefl #swfl #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #birdwatching #naturelover #michialeschneiderphotography #venicefl

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"Waiter: how do you like your steak?

Person: like winning an argument with my spouse.

Waiter: rare it is!"

(American white pelicans at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#pelican #bird #swfl #lovefl #wildlife #naturephotography #nature #birdwatching #naturelover #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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"It's all fun and games until Monday rolls around and you have to put your bra back on"

(Roseate spoonbills at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#roseatespoonbills #spoonbils #bird #naturelover #lovefl #swfl #naturephotography #wildlife #nature #birdwatching #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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"I'd be unstoppable if not for laws and physics."

(A green heron doing a little side stepping at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#greenheron #heron #naturephotography #nature #bird #wildlife #birdwatching #naturelover #lovefl #swfl #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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"Not all positive change feels positive in the beginning..."

(A little blue heron at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, FL)

#littleblueheron #heron #naturephotography #nature #bird #wildlife #birdwatching #naturelover #lovefl #swfl #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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"There is a strange voice in my head, saying: vacuum the floor, clean the house! Luckily, my mom always told me not to listen to strangers…"

(An alligator at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, FL)

#alligator #gator #reptile #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #lovefl #swfl #naturelover #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida

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"My weekend plans? To move just enough so no one thinks I am dead"

(A great egret in flight at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#greategret #egret #bird #birdwatching #lovefl #swfl #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #michialeschneiderphotography #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #naturelover #sanibel #florida

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"I got gas today for $1.39...unfortunately it was at a fast food taco place!"

(Roseate spoonbills at Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge on Sanibel Island, Florida)

#roseatespoonbills #spoonbill #bird #lovefl #swfl #naturephotography #nature #wildlife #birdwatching #dingdarlingwildliferefuge #naturelover #michialeschneiderphotography #sanibel #florida