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Sam gets too hungry after his B.E.E.S.T. injection.

Fifteen burgers sounded like a lot. But for some reason today it sounded like a reasonable amount. The first two were still warm when Sam pulled them out of the bag. He had a lot on his mind. And ate absantly as he thought.

The first thing was Sadie. She was just pleasent to think about. She nestled comfortably in his mind amid the comic books and videogames. But he found her refreshing because she was real.

The second thing was project B.E.E.S.T. Had it been a good idea to take the injection? He had heard a few members were sick this morning. That one kid, Konrad had a migraine so bad that he couldn't identify colors. And the two wolf boys were nauseated by the smell of everything at breakfast. Sadie had complained about blurry vision and Moby...well Moby seemed a bit off anyway.

Sam was fine though. He was just uncharacteristicly hungry. He reached for in the bag for his third burger but only felt about four leaft.

He broke eye contact with his computer screen just long enough to notice he was getting a little full. But his brain told him he was still hungry.

So Sam unwrapped another like warm burger eating around the outside to save the best part for last.

Was this his fourth or fifth? It didn't matter he was still kinda snacking. His stomach gave a little rumble encouraging him to slowdown.

The repetitive taste of cold grizzled meat and lack of pickles was making it hard to swallow the dry bites of burger. He pealed off the top bun and balancing the burger on his chest while he applied catchup and mustard. The next bite hit a little hard. By his seventh burger he was starting to feel a food baby kicking inside. The churning in his belly released a hard belch.

*Blurp*

That felt better. Somewhat less sluggish now he reached for burger number eight. How could he possibly be this hungry? He decided to Google sea otters diet to see if he could isolate the cause of his growly sounds.

A thick bight of the burger slid down his throat uneasily. His belly was about the size of canelop now. And about as juicy as one too. It slaushed as he adjusted in his chair, brushing the crumbs off his hoody.

He hadn't been this bloated since the time his grandpa made him try whale blubber.

He didn't have to do much scrolling to discover the reason for his insatiable need to eat. As it turned out Sea Otters have huge appetites and have to eat at least twenty five percent of their body weight.

A louder more bubbly burp squeased its way out of his belly and he gave his tired stomach a little pat.

Should he be eating this much? Maybe this was survival now. But the ninth burger sat in his stomach like a rock. His belly gurgled angerly.

For some stupid reason he thought it might settle if he pushed that tenth burger down his throat. Perhaps this achy grumble was from the new found to eat a quarter of his body weight.

His stomach muscles trembled and his chest began to fill acidic air.

*glurup*

"Ugh. God I'm full."

His stomach continued to burble and churn and he dropped the remaining half of burger 11 back in the bag. He was pretty sure if not eating proportionately to a sea otter would kill him. Eating as much as they eat would kill him first.

He stood from his chair, stretched, and instantly regreted it. He doubled over clutching the heavy knot in his stomach.

*ggggllllluuurrrrppl*

He could taste that let burger on the back of his tongue and held a fist in front of his mouth until he was sure it was all the way down

The bed in his room was small but at least he didn't have to share it with anyone. He gently sat down on the edge of his bed, and eased into the mattress.

Laying on his back made it feel like his ribs were being crushed. Laying on his side made his stomach gurgle mercilessly. And laying on his stomach was the worst position he could have chosen.

*urp.*

God these tiny burps were doing nothing to settle his stomach. He needed an anti acid, maybe two antacids.

Clutching his now sour stomach he made his way over to suitcase to check his medicine supply.

Suddenly he heard a knock at the door. Wincing as he got to his feet he limped over to it. His stomach felt enormous though it wasnt much bigger than a small melon.

Sadie stood with her arms crossed on the pther side of the door.

"Hey Sam. Have you seen Kinu? She's supposed to be my room mate."

Sams face puckered and he put a fist to his mouth.

"Hrp. No."

"You okay? I know that injection did a number on some people."

Sam's lower lip tightend on the verge of gagging.

"I just ate eleven burgers." He said said trying to hold them down. "*hic* excuse me."

"Well let me know if I need to get out of the way."

Sam looked embarrassed and the noisy grumble pounding in his tummy didn't make him feel much cooler.

"I'm fine." He choked. "Do you have any antacids?" Bubbly groans were coming from all parts of his stomach now.

"I can go check." Sadie offered.

Why had he thought that was a good idea? His belly made a glorping noise as he collapses on the bed.

*Hic* "Oohhh my tummy." He whimpered under his breath. It twisted and rumbled under his palm threatening to explode. *hic*

The knock came again but this time Sadie didnt wait for an answer. "Here. She said handing him a bottle of water and an Alcaseltzer.

"Thanks." He took the pill quickly chugging the water to activate it. The face he made told Sady that the taste was less pleasent. He smacked his lips.

"Anything else I can do?" She asked hopefully.

"Nah. This was plenty." As an after thought he added "did you ever find your room mate?"

"Yea. She's in their on the phone."

"You can stay in here then if you want." A massive belch pushed its way out of Sam. "Sorry." He said sheepishly.

"Wow your stomach really is upset." Sadie observed the uproarious gurgling.

*hic* "Hrp. Eleven burgers will do that to a guy." His said with a bit of a nauseous groan.

Almost absantly Sadie reached out one hand to gently massage Sam's unfortionate tummy.

"What are you doing?" Sam asked. His stomach was grumbling even more fiercely now which was causing him a little pain.

"Sorry." She jerked her hand back. "I wasn't-"

"No it. It felt good." Sam took her hand and gently placed it back on top of his swollen tummy.

*Gluuuuurrrppp* "Oof. Excuse me again." Sam rubbed at his stomach as it adjusted to the found space.

"Is it helping?" Sadie asked gently.

"Eh. Still feel a tad sick." Sam admitted. "There is alot of food in here right now." A wet groan in his belly surfaced and a guttural burp. He was getting tired of excusing himself.

"Your poor stomach." Sadie said giving it a little pat.

*glurp.* "Ooft. Its not so bad." Sam tried to assure her.

"I mean sure it feels like I'm some kids science fair project but I ~errrruuupp~mmm ive dealt with worse."

"Cant imagine it gets much worse than eleven burgers packed into that tiny gut."

The juices in his belly swished and whirled around. It reminded him of being a kid and tring to slurp the melted syrup out of the bottom of a freeze pop.

"I think I'm gonna try to get some sleep." Sam said burping inside in yawn. "My stomach needs a rest." His insides gave an audible agreement.

"All right. Rommie's probably off the phone any way. At least she better be. Take it easy trouble."

"Oh believe me I will."

"I hope you feel better." Sadie said as ahe closed the door.

With her around. Sam some how knew he would.

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thegeminisage · 6 years

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last zeldablog of the night!!

the rito section + the ending. i finished the whole thing!! at least i won’t be doing it all week

IT'S KASS!!! last time tho ):

in a way it's nice that the last one is rito village, he gets to go back home soon :3

omg one of the things i have to do is shoot the dragon's horn...smh I THOUGHT I FARMED ALL MY DRAGON SUPPLIES ALREADY

i'm gonna have trauma flashbacks

lmao i still got a horn shard. THANKS, DINAAL

.......i

i wasnt paying attention to where the new shrine appeared. SMH

somewhere grassy but nowhere near here is grassy lmao fuck

wow. time to use the shrine hunter again. been ages old friend

can't find it

warped to a tower to look around; finally found it lol

it was just across the way. sigh

i was too busy going down to get that horn shard. old habits

lol my thingy started going off when i was like.embarrassing close to it

good job sheikah slate

Ah Good, Time For Wind Puzzles

this spinny thing fucking sucks the bomb won't go in the hole half the time

even if i time it PERFECTLY there's only a small chance it will actually go in jesus FUCK

i was trying to use stasis on the FAN while also trying to use the bombs

never thought to just use it on the fucking wheel. until just now i mean

i am reading revali's journal and he is horrible and i love him

they say it takes something beyond skill to pilot the thing a power of the very soul blah blah" and then he goes "they COULD have just asked for me by name" pls. pls.

FUCK

about zelda: "it was so corny i almost died"

omg he hates link SO MUCH

"annoyingly silent"

PFFFFFT "it's difficult for me to comprehend the troubles of the talentless" LEAVE zelda alone she's TRYING

the music at the flight range is so nice

like all the rito music is A+ but this is just the right amount of wistful and cozyhey this next wind puzzle looks absolutely horrific! nearly quit and went to bed with just one glace

so i did it but i fucked up getting the chest and now i have to start over

i...can't even get back to the top???

whew. thought i was glitched or something for a second

THAT WASNT WORTH IT they never are

ok ONE MORE TO GO

i am getting kind of sleepy i will be glad to be finished

unless there's a fifth section, which, will be exciting, but also, i'm tired

i guess i'll just fall asleep quicker, hopefully

ooh you have to SHIELD SURF FOR THIS ONE

...forgot how to do that. smh

HAHAHA OMG THAT SICK FUCKIN JUMP

with the wind and you had to glide oh my GOD that was amazing!!!

last shrine :3

bet it'll be a doozy

oh this is actually fun! like marble tracks

fingers crossed 4 a quick & painless windblight i dont remember it being too hard

course my memory is shit anyways thus the liveblogs lol but

LMAO FINALLY

i have basically no weapons,

and one hundred arrows.

[cracks knuckles]

got im :3 piece of cake

CUTSCENE TIME gimme the goods kass!!!!

I LOVE ZELDA'S WINTER OUTFIT sorry not the point

ahahaha and i love my horrible bird son he's such a show-off and that was admittedly cool

that pushing-yourself-too-hard thing is so jackson tho...nobody look at me

"it's theoretically possible for you to best ganon"

man. his theme is like

so sad tho??? so i get the feeling when i hear it there's unfinished business or things left unsaid. good scoring.

oh there IS a final bit

good lord i am not ready

wait no way

am i really gonna get a divine beast??

THE MOTORBIKE

THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE MOTORBIKE

HAHAHAHAHA oh my god anything for this i CANNOT wait

omg

"descending...beware of tremors"

last time it said that the """tremors""" scared the shit out of me. I BRACED MYSELF IM READY

(im scared i have no idea whats down here)

W H A T

IM IN AN ACTUAL DIVINE BEAST?????

whats it look like on the outside..................

or no it's just a labrynth is what the monk said :/

ohhhhhh boddy but this MUSIC mmm

oooooh it has CONTROLS

still not as cool as piloting a jaeger with no kickass outside but!!

OK THIS IS A PRETTY SWEET BADASS LABRYNTH

fucking rotating spike walls!!! lava!!! god Damn

AND THE MUSIC GETS BETTER AS YOU GO ON BC OFC IT DOES

wow so guadians appear after the 4th terminal and lmao i cant fight 2 at once esp when one is one of those sky fucks...

i could have sworn they took less hits than this did they beef them up for this or smth?

like i LITERALLY cannot move

ok jesus that was harrowing

...hey, if im underground, why can i see the sky?????

it's just a monk? there's no boss?

well ok then :/

GIMME THE BIKE

HOLY FUCK??????

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MINK MOVE BEFORE THAT'S TERRIFYING I DON'T LIKE IT

ONE MORE TRIAL...IM SCARED

NO WAY

N O W A Y

DO I FIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKING MONK

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS WHAT A PLOT TWIST

also this music is AMAZING omg omg what a great twist i'm so happy

are yu kidding me. ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this crusty old-ass monk has been sitting frozen stiff for a PROFOUND ten thousand one hundred YEARS and he is still kicking my ass all over town

jesus CHRIST he's going full yoda!!!!!

oh FUCK he turned into a giant im SHRIEKING this is INSANE

HE HAS A GUARDIAN BEAM LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

I GOT HIM!!!!

ohhhh my god that was the best boss i ever fought :'))))))))

oh my god. i completely forgot about the bike

WHOOOAAHOLY SHIT

THAT'S BADASS LOOKIN LEMME ON IT...

fffFFFFCUK YES

it's a rune!

insert materials...hog do that doesnt sound good. bet its a gas guzzler

o h n o

I ALSO FORGOT ABOUT THE CUTSCENE

I JUST WELLED UP

THEY TOOK A PICTURE TOGETHER!!!!!!!

THEY WERE HAPPY! LIKE A REALLY REALLY DYNSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY!!!!!

AND THEY D I E D

oh my god this is the worst thing!!!!!

I'M LIKE...GENUINELY EMOTIONAL jesus christ

ok its 530 am good talk everyone time 4 me to sleep (past time lmao)

#personal #loz #botw #loz blogging #botw spoilers #that was...so fuckin good #that was SO GOOD!!!!#i can't even believe #how wonderful tbh #the boss was a truly nice touch lmao

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