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arsonforcharlie · 2 months
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great news, pigeon has discovered that sometimes when i hold a bag and it makes noise it's treats
bad news, she got a brain the size of a walnut and does not understand the difference between a tasty little salmon filled morsel and a spoonful of fucken turmeric, but she doesn't care, she fucken WANTS it
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littol-bunnie · 4 months
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intox cnc is aaaaa ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა
bc imagine being with ur dom, maybe he it with friends too...n ur jus getting passed cocktails n shots hits from blunts or a bong until ur so crossed ur clinging onto ur dom giggling until he's bringing his hand closer to ur cunt n just trying to make him stop bc all his friends are now staring
n they keep watching as u sit me on ur lap prying my legs open as you start playing wit my cunt covering my mouth and telling me u know how much i like it that im jus a slut
nd i soon become a drooly lil bunny begging for more as you talk to friends, jus in-between ur legs humping a pillow or even ur shoe mouth around ur cock ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა
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spotsupstuff · 10 months
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what would happen if Caper got the rot way earlier? Like say before Sparrows died.
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you are asking that as if it didn't happen canonically ;)c
just like cancer, the Rot was always a thing. so the Ancients would've known how to handle it. and Sparrows, as an Iterator Mechanic graduate, would do just that. handle it. normally it'd be snipped early at the bud, but Euros did a stupid
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littlesxut · 7 months
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I just wanna be mommy's good girl so bad
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seokmattchuus · 7 days
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Mid-matthew smut writing when I remember this man keeps tabs on what we do.
Bby if you see this please block me <3
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enbyblades · 11 months
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my official rotb review:
okay
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arsonforcharlie · 8 months
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cannot believe we lost jimothy buffett and the lead singer of smash mouth this labour day weekend. truly a tragedy for musical acts i found myself genuinely enjoying against my will
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chaoticghostus · 1 year
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the dogz bit iz from thiz part of a fic called A Trip to the Groomers by JeffIsAlone on ao3 itz funnii :]
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ms paint hs doodlez cuz ms paint iz my fav thing ever love u sm ms paint <333
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sanguinir · 7 months
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I gotta elaborate on this at length some time when I’m not sitting on hold at work, but I headcanon Astarion as pansexual but demiromantic. He’s used his body and sexuality as a weapon for security, safety, and as a form of manipulation and sex means nothing to him. I gotta expand eventually on him using sex as a form of self harm later.
But in order to be in love, he needs to know that his partner(s) are just as vulnerable as him, if not more so. They have to place their trust in him first, and maintain that for an extended period of time before he allows himself to step outside of his fear. I’m almost positive that Cazador played games with his heart (dangled potential romantic partners and then had them betray him) and it’s why he’s so damn fearful to trust.
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iron-sides · 2 months
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its always amusing to me in fic when like, tim or dick (or to a lesser extent damian idk whats going on in his team-ups) go missing and only bats are looking for him. like girl if tim misses the weekly young justice get together batman is going to have 5 to 8 teens/children/adults (depending on if ray and traya come to these events and if reddy goes since trayas there. i think ray and traya are there i could take or leave red tornado not the point) knocking down his door demanding to know what hes done to their robin. and when they find out he's missing? they got together an ARMY to invade zandia when anita's dad was missing. an army. batmans going to have a meta on every street corner in three hours whether he wants them there or not like??? girl tim "unlike batman i have friends" drake is not only missed by the bats
idk the titans well enough to say anything specific about if dick went missing however i just dont buy that they wouldnt notice and i double dont buy that they wouldnt muscle their way into the search. like be serious.... donna troy? roy harper? wally west? garth whatever his last name is? kory anders? vic cyborg? gerfield logan? i dont know any other titans but do you think any of these people would mind their business. i dont know them so idk but like i kind of doubt it
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rosemaryannethyme · 7 months
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You’re fun.
You’re fun.
You’re hot.
You’re hot.
You’re fun.
You’re fun.
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