#my hands are small and my phone is big

[solradguy]

Johnny Guilty Gear Strive is not a single day under 37 years old. "Age: Unknown" my ass. Face of a man whose frequent all-nighters in his 20s finally caught up with him. I understand, Johnny, I empathize...

#Photopost #Beard Johnny is awakening something in me... #Jk Johnny's always been a babe. Putting a beard on him's like garnishing a good steak #And like any juicy rare steak worth it's weight I will pick him up with both hands and tear him apart betwixt my jaws like an animal #The power went out and there's so much red and bright blue lightning outside it's like an alien planet. My phone is at 50% #The wind was blowing apples off the tree in the backyard and they were bouncing off the roof haha #Tomorrow I need to go see if it knocked down any of the ripe red ones from its apex... They're small but they're delicious #Tree had so many apples this year a big branch snapped from their weight. Bees'll be happy though when the apples fall and rot #Anyway I think Johnny mostly bottoms for men and less so for women but for Johnny/Sol... well... ;^) #I've imagined that Sol only bottoms if his partner can kick his ass #Lmao this took a turn. Bored and stoned. No internet and no lights to even read by. Unfiltered Sol Radguy after dark thoughts #Suggestive cw #Drugs cw

[httpiastri]

Yes Paul’s hands are wow but can we talk about Pepe’s hands 🙏🧎‍♀️

we DEFINITELY can!!!!!!!

though after looking at these pics yet again, im speechless… i have no words……

#at least no words that are appropriate for this place #i want to scream #hes so #!!!!!!!!! #the champagne pic makes me- #😵‍💫😮‍💨🗣️😭😩😤 #im not an apple genius but that looks like the same model as my phone and goD does he make it look small #big hands are so……….. #and as you know pics of ppl covering their whole faces in their hands makes me feral #also men who are very expressive with their hands !!!!!!!!!! #okay no i cant say anymore #im #asks! #anon! #pepe marti #pepe thoughts

[angeltannis]

Found a little box in my closet that contained all my old phones and iPods 🙂

#2000s #flip phone #ipod touch #motorola razr #myspace #iPod video #my photography #Y2K #they’re so small!! how did my big hands deal with these #also my mom bought me that iPod touch as a high school graduation present and I had no idea how to use it at first lol #then I ultimately jailbroke it and used to play Angry Birds Plants Vs Zombies and Where’s My Water constantly between classes

[raedear]

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#I'm still upset but my dad said my mum is okay and the budgie was still alive as of 11 #so hopefully she makes it through the night and just needs to grow her tail feathers back #i don't resent that i moved quickest and picked her up before she could be hurt more #but i would like to stop feeling her in my hands soon please #i washed my hands three times after i put her down and still when i went to get my phone from the kitchen i had blood under my nails #I'm telling you there's a reason i don't have parties on my actual birthday #my dad said she was on her swing in the cage #and she was whistling when i left her #but they're very small creatures and it was a very big shock and while it wasn't loads of blood she still doesn't have much to spare #I'm spiralling a bit I'm away to cuddle Sam #chewing glass

[lovelessjane]

He's having a Sad Boy moment, give him a sec

Surprise guest under the cut

Anon has little to no experience when it comes to friendships, so I'm guessing he has a hard time coming up with ways of comforting people when they're feeling down. Most he can do is bring them snacks and other goods.

#i'm still working on my small spirit guide but i had to interrupt my progress bc i felt the urge to draw sad boy #for no reason yeah no reason whatsoever #that's a phone in his hand btw it's...at first i wanted to give him a flip phone bc they're cool but i settled for a smartphone #for some ungodly reason #he has big mud's number on speed dial in case his intrusive thoughts try to take over again #and big mud is always ready to answer #therapist frog and emotional support rat man #sad boy sludge life #sludge life #john's art #not my best piece but im not my best self rn either so it's all good

[jrueships]

Jabari, Alpey wants cuddles to celebrate their hard win.

HELDMSKNZ THIS IS NOT AN OPTION, IT IS A DEMAND

YEA, JABA!! YOU HEARD THE MAN!! IT'S CUDDLE TIME <3 !!!

#CUDDLE TIME!! YIPPEE!!!! #the gremlin dog that looks like delores umbridge #OMG I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT BIG ONE LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS A BODY PILLOW #alpey: *grabby hands. little smoochie faces* jabar smiiithhh 🥺🥺 ! pleaase!! it's cuddle time! jabar smith jr :] #jabari says cuddles are a disgusting concept while climbing in for a cuddle on the couch #he makes alpey take his shoes off tho #' dont rub those earthwalkers on this couch!! havent u got any home training?!? damn!!' #' do u SEE plastic on this furniture?? i dont!' #alpey just holds him and rubs the small of his back until he settles #...still mumbling abt the shoes but quieter and with less spite #while theyre cuddling jabari has to stop for a quick second and remind alpey how his dogs can kill alpey's dogs #and then the giant one joins the little dog on top of them and alpey asks if jabari would like to retract that statement :] #jabari huffs and says no then buries his face in the crook of alpeys neck and mutters a VERY QUIET 'maybe' #alpey feels the vibrations his mumbles make against his skin and smiles #anon is SO right tho!! THEY DESERVE THEIR CUDDLE TIME!!!!!! THEY PLAYED THEIR HEARTS OUT!!! #i know alpey for sure loves his naps and jabaris a taurus so he should too no question #they make a little makeshift nest on the bus and nap in each other's arms after checking in on their dogs together #alpey on his phone checking in on his dogs thru the house cameras: say hi to princess jabar :]!!! #jabari showing alpey his dogs on his phone: these my BIG dogs 😤!! 😌 #alpey: !!! very cute!! very nice <3!! #jabari: yeah they could rlly fuck up an intruder iHEY ! ZEUS GET OFF THE COUCH! HEY! ZEUS!! GET O FF THE CO- #alpey: :] #jabari makes them something filling to munch on then they watch their little shows that they like to pretend like they dont understand #but theyre actually really into #and they curl up and fall asleep during their cuddles. spilling some of their snacks but jabari will fuss over it later #jaba #alpey #they deserve happiness!!! together!!!!! pls get healthy soon jaba :( PLEASE!! #at least now alpey can get more cuddles! jabari draped around him like a koala while hes lifting. grumpy abt his injury #jabari tries to help alpey in his workouts & alpey pretends like hed be nothing without jabari counting his pushups to make him feel happy

[emuwarum]

Random t-trux doodle

#Emu does art #dinotrux #me and my brother got talking about the theoretical third sibling named d-molish #decided they should be small and very fast #with smooth wrecking ball that’s very precise #and teeth rather than spikes #plus big hands #it’s a very rough doodle since I did it on my phone with my finger but

[nymika-arts]

Were you drunk when typing this

that would've been a good excuse but no I'm just stupid

#lmfao how did that even happen djfndn #my big idiot hands vs my small phone keyboard #nyms asks #jo my beloved

[lemonofthevalley]

my hair was very fluffy on one side and then incredibly flat on the other last night LOL

#my phone is like the same size as my hand it looks reallt small but i also have big hands #mae.selfie

[this-doesnt-endd]

Went to the gunslingers museum the other day and i was kinda suprised at the amount of photography they had on like each individual person for like the 1880s and most of them are photos of them like dead with bullet holes or at their wakes but then the others are just completely normal sit down portaits

#my friend mentioned half of it was probably to show and document the death to prove legitamicy #since they were very notorious figures #but there were also like kinda casual pics like them posted up agaisnt a wall with their guns and boots or some like in suits with gambling #theyre pretty cool pics tbh #they got some guys finger there im blanking on who #you get to hold real prop guns if you answer trivia right #got to hold some super old real guns too but not at the muesum #also boys are dumb cause i was holding one of the old guns and my friend was like cock it and i was trying #but it was heavy as fuck and also my hand like simply wasnt fucking big enough to do it one handed and he was like dont be scared #and i was like bitch im not im trying and i did it but i was like bro my hand isnt big enough my hand bearly hold my phone #thats why i have a popsocket and they were like oh for real i never thought about that #clearly #and i dont have small hands im built for manual labor and contact sports #but now its like and now you see why i beg for us to order small and meduim sized gloves at work

[lildoodlecat]

Put a cute popsocket on my phone and I absolutely hate it (all popsockets tbh) but for them..

#sigh #they're adorable #and so bulky ;w; #I've got long fingers but im not exactly a big handed person!! i gotta do slides and shit to use it one handed sjxkdk #tho ig that becomes is my phone big or my hands small #in any case. ill endeavor to get used to the popsocket bc it's soso cute but if it gets too annoying ill have to remove them 💔 #jay yells

[httpiastri]

no oscar hand dump? 🥲💔

sorry it’s late, hope u enjoy 😚😚

#had to include his pretty neck too 🫶🫶 #oscar was actually insanely gorgeous in the sports team logo video #babyyyyyy #i was so in love #well i always am #and the hands….. #esp in that video #shouldnt say what i wish those fingers were doing because it would not be pg13 #🫡🫡 gtg bye #crazy how small that mic looks in his hand!! his hands rlly just are that big huh #the hand arm neck dumps were meant to be just a place for me to drop off pics so i can then delete the evidence from my phone #and now it’s become a tradition shdkdhdjdj #a loooot of good pics to choose from this week #felt so bad about leaving some out 🥲 #asks! #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #oscar piastri #mclaren racing #osc hands osc neck osc arms

[solardistress]

I HAVE A PEN FOR DRAWING TOO. i just dont use it. whoops ! (phone is too small to properly give strokes n such)

#the pain of it all #I MISS MY OLD PHONES.... they had bigger screens and they were hell to hold (small hands) but it was nice drawing on them #sometimes #they hurt my pockets but hey big screen no tears #now i have small phone...... too small........ now i need an ipad... please... #BAHHAHHA like i could get an ipad #(GRASPING AT THE STRAWS OF MY SANITY)

[theood]

I feel like my phone has been extra slow recently which kinda sucks if it's "at it's end" of its life but like it is also at LEAST 5 years old, probably 6 now it has done so good

#elias howls #sad. phones nowadays are so damn big my hands are small!! I don't need a huge ass phone

[trvelyans-archive]

went to get a new phone today and the girl working there looked at my current one and went “oh yeah, wow, that really is an old phone”

#5 years old bih... #i'm excited to get a new one!!! getting the samsung a22 or s22 i think... it's nice bc #a lot of the other ones are super big and i have small hands but the 22 is like the same size as my current phone #just with a bigger screen so. #i'm excited !!! aaa !!! #and hopefully i can actually take screenshots and keep them bc for years i've had to keep this phone at like less than 100 screenshots #bc i don't have enough space. so.

[hecateslore]

💗🎀

papa!simon is on my mind, so ask about olderbf!simon and papa!simon cause my asks are open and I'm being super generous--okay bye!

“My boobs hurt,” You whine, rubbing them over the fabric of your t-shirt. Simon watches you from the dining chair, Sitting with your daughter, trying to get her to finish her food. You were making yourself a mineral water mocktail while Simon drank his beer.

“I’ll massage them later,” He offers, which comes out more like a statement. “Eat,” he points to his daughter's half empty plate. She shakes her head, “No tv.” He raises a brow, “Don’t,” you chuckle. “Go babe,” You say, grabbing her plate and letting her run off to do god knows what in the living room. 

“She’s never gonna learn,” Simon sighs, watching his baby run around throwing her toys in the air, causing destruction. “That’s your fault.” you laugh. Simon gets up, clearing his plate, “I know,” he admits, rubbing your very swollen belly. 

“They’re gonna be worse!” he dips down to peck your stomach, “I’m gonna go change.” He says stretching. 

When he comes out to the living room, You on the couch and your Simon duplicate rolling around on the floor while her cartoons play in the background. “What are you doing, bug?” He gets on the floor also, laying on his back, letting his daughter roll around him, occasionally kicking his side or slapping him in the face accidentally. 

You were on your phone not paying attention to the two on the floor, Until it got quiet, Your daughter sitting on Simon's stomach while he laid on the floor, both of them staring at the tv. 

“You okay?” you say looking up from your phone. 

Simon looks at you, “Tv.” he mumbles and gets right back to it. You tap him with your foot, “Since she’s down, get her pigtails out.” He nods, swatting your foot away from his shoulder. 

He lifts her with so much ease, and takes the rubber bands from her out so easily and quickly, Playing with the warm honey curls that sit on top of her head, massaging her scalp a little. 

Simon sat on the floor with his back on the couch and your guy's daughter between his legs, he played with her hair, her big brown eyes getting droopy with sleep. 

“I need to give her a bath,” You whisper to Simon who was too invested in Mulan. “C’mon buggie, Bath and then we go to sleep.” You say reaching for her, She nods.

You bathe her, and get her under the covers in no less than 45 minutes. 

Simon holding her in his arms, rocking her back and forth just like he did when she was a newborn, “You sleepy buggie?” he mumbles to her, she nods her eyes closed and head on his shoulder, “Me too.” he sighs, placing his hand on top of her head, “Let’s make night-night.” He places her on her toddler bed, under five minutes she’s out, small snores leave her mouth. 

You stand at the edge of your bed rubbing your big belly while you watch Simon kiss her cheek and tuck the cover around her for the millionth time. 

RAHHHHH I NEED TO GIVE HIM A SOCCER TEAM----

#papa!Simon #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost fanfiction #ghost x reader #ghost x you #simon riley cod #ghost mw2