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Rain: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains Dew: oh good, a ray of hope for Swiss
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scaredycatghoulette · 6 months
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Swiss, sat across from Dew staring right at him: ......
Dew, staring back with his cheeks puffed out: .....
Rain, walking in and looking at the two: What are you two doing?
Swiss: I wanted to test something really important.
Rain: Right.. what are you testing?
Dew, suddenly spitting copious amounts of popcorn out of his mouth speaking in a muffled voice: it worked!
Swiss grabbing the popcorn: I was testing if Dew could make popcorn and he can! Want some?
Rain, confused but nodding: yes definitely.
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thesunhatesme · 14 days
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Swiss, getting a message from phantom:
Swiss, opening phantom’s door:you’re not dying you just have the flu
Phantom, under five blankets in a sad whimpering voice: I have the dying
Swiss:you don’t have the dying
Phantom:I love you
Swiss:you’re not dying
Phantom:tell the others I love them
Swiss:YOU ARE NOT DYING
Phantom:this is the end
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hypnoneghoul · 21 days
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Aether: Our den is a bottomless well--
Swiss: Bottomless!? Where did Dew go???
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nimbusghoulette · 7 months
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Sodo, on the phone: Papa, can I borrow 5000 bucks? Copia: Why the hell do you need $5000? Sodo: For an escape room. Copia: What kind of an escape room costs that much money? Sodo: ...jail.
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cumulo-ghoulll · 17 days
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Incorrect Ghost Quotes‼️
(pt. 10)
Dew: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Phantom: *crouches down*
Swiss: *kneels down*
Mountain: *sits down*
Dew: . . . I hate you all.
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miss-grim · 18 days
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Dew, who has the highest pain tolerance of anyone while on stage or in the bedroom but is a total baby anywhere other than those two places: *injures himself*
Aether: I’ll get you some pills for the pain.
Dew: Extra strength. Not even extra, give me the maximum strength. Give me the maximum allowable dosage. Figure out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit.
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ethereal-maniac · 2 months
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Mountain: *running around outside trying to save his plants from an oncoming storm* HELP ME
Cirrus: *after hours online looking at memes* honey, you got a big storm coming.
Mountain: AGHHH-
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cryptid-ghoulette · 1 month
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Phantom: do you think whales have relationships like we do? Swiss: i dunno, maybe Phantom: so maybe they also have arguements? Swiss: i guess so Phantom: does that mean theres a chance the whale sounds that mount listens to when he relaxes might actually be two whales breaking up and yelling? Swiss: go to sleep bug
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Omega: I just saw Copia cry in the library for about 5-6 minutes, then his phone went off and he just stopped crying and went back to work like nothing happened??? Secondo: It’s called “time management”, Omega.
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thesunhatesme · 16 days
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Copia, driving:what is he doing!
Swiss, in the passengers seat: he’s driving like a maniac!
Dew, in the seat behind Swiss:Everyone, give them the finger when we pass
Phantom, in the seat behind Copia: which finger?
Dew: the bad one
Copia, passing the car:
Dew, Copia and swiss: *holding up their middle fingers*
Phantom, doing thumbs down:Boooo!
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your-ghoul-pal · 11 months
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Dew: *sighs* Phantom: You bored? Dew: Yeah. Phantom: Wanna start drama for no reason? Dew: I thought you’d never ask.
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nimbusghoulette · 10 months
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Rain: Why are you smiling?
Copia: What, can't I just be happy?
Swiss: Nihil tripped and can't get up.
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cumulo-ghoulll · 17 days
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Incorrect Ghost Quotes‼️
(pt. 4)
Mountain: Just trust your gut!
Rain: Mount, I literally have anxiety. My gut is telling me to abort mission.
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iichorot · 11 months
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Phantom: *looking for a Ghoul he can follow and learn from* Pahntom: I need an adult. Dewdrop: I am an adult. Copia: *in the next room over* Something horrible just happened.
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