#nectar's rambling

[godnectar]

British yan: Blimey, I've got to admit, I proper miss having you around, mate. It's like a right dull day without your banter and all that. Reckon you should come back soon, yeah?

Farmer yan: Well, doggone it, I gotta spill the beans – I'm really hankerin' for your company, partner. It's like a tumbleweed rollin' through a ghost town without ya. Reckon you best mosey on back, y'hear?

(2000) jock yan: Hey, homie, gotta spill it – I'm majorly missing your vibe. It's like, the day's straight-up whack without your banter and all that. You best roll back soon, cool?

(1980) jock yan: Yo, my dude! I gotta lay it out — I'm totally buggin' without you around. It's like a mondo dull day without your rad talk and all. Think you can cruise back soon? Tubular!

Old English speaking Yan: Hark, dear companion! Verily, I must confesseth, mine heart longeth for thy presence. 'Tis as if the day becometh somber without thy merry discourse. Pray, return anon, and bringeth cheer to these halls.

Shy yan: Uh, um, you know, I, uh, I kinda, uh, gotta admit—st-st-stuttering here—that, uh, I really miss, um, having you around, yeah. It's like, you know, a r-r-really boring day without you and all that. R-reckon you should, um, come back s-s-soon, yeah?

this is the best way to tell me "imy come back" after I've went off for some hours 🥹🥹👌👌

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #should probably do a farmer/cowboy yan fr #also another part for jock #this message was 10/10 💪💪🫶🫶 #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere jock #yandere farmer #yandere cowboy #yandere professor

[goldienectar]

Now this account is gonna get ruined by the horny asks😞

'm kinda thinking about moving horny/weird/random asks and anons and shit here and maybe focus on the yan/dark content ones in the @godnectar acc like in the beginning yk 🤡

#nectar's rambling #♡ anon #anon message #idk #we will see ig

[godnectar]

'm bored bored so,, yan picrews i guess-

♡ YANDERE PUP & YANDERE CRUSH ♡

♡ YAN! PROFESSOR & YANDERE BULLY ♡

♡ YAN! LIFEGUARD & YANDERE ASSISTANT ♡

link here <3

#nectar's rambling #might do some more- #idk #should be actually writing yk 🤡 #........................................................................................................................................... #yandere character #yandere #yandere male #picrew #yandere oc #oc male #male oc

[godnectar]

showered, getting sleepy + entering chilling mode, and now 'm somehow fighting the urge to ramble + shitpost abt yandere santa, dilf ver. 🥴

#godnectar #nectar's rambling #dilf ver. bc all of my yan men gotta be hot ofc #and big #and pretty #I ain't writing about yan infant #but would surely do about a non-existent and old and bearded and sweet man 👌 #anyways– #maybe this is just me and my brain going stupidly brrr #but meh #might do if I feel dumb dumb for Christmas #or sooner idk #gonna also search for some nice fanart to post after this #so this silly shitpost gets looked over and ignored or sum 🤙

[godnectar]

Imagine getting railed by a yan househusband so bad you end up laying on bed and he just cooks you a snack like nothing happened

actually smth I can imagine and be happy about because househusband would certainly do that

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #making me want to write a pt3 fr #though if I do #it would probably only be cute kinky and delusional bs instead of yan 😔✊️ #yandere househusband #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader

[godnectar]

Yandere x reader

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Reader is a worm

depends on the yan ofc– 🤡

yandere himbo, pup & florist would definitely say yes without thinking and with lil' dumb sparkles of adoration in their eyes (last one even rambling about the cute soiled area w flowers he would make u in the garden 🫶)

sugar + vampire would just nod and go "☺️", kinda amused by their sweetheart's occurrences (tho daddy is just focused on how pretty your lips look smiling while asking silly questions, and vamp's mind malfunctions at the thought of draining blood from a worm–😭)

only fucker who would tell you no without hesitation is bully,, but only to either get u mad or pouty and then have the opportunity to sweeten up your ear with his usual charm 😽

#nectar's rambling #♡ anon #anon message #would rant about everyone's reactions– #but too many #and probably repetitive ngl 😭 #and there was no specification either so my mind just went brr and grabbed the first ones who came in mind ✌️ #mwah #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere oc #male oc

[godnectar]

Yan dilf: I cannot be your bbg, I'm in my forties

Reader: it hasn't stopped me before-

Yan dilf: wait what?

Reader sticks their dick in Yan dilfs quivering pussy lips.

Yan dilfs kids: 😦...

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #what's up w y'all and yandere dilf 😭 #also involving his kids 😭😭😭 #and w giving coochies to all my yans? 😭 #literally the only emojis I can use w y'all are the sobbing one #also clown and skull #but always crying and sighing and going crazy when reading asks fr #yandere dilf #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader

[godnectar]

two different types of ppl 🥴🫶

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #adore both #bc n2 also means n1 #but as a yan blog– #can't really have n1 without n2 🤷‍♀️😽 #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader

[godnectar]

cannot sleep–

#nectar's rambling #first time 'm gonna say I miss the unhinged anons 😞✊️ #supposedly drank to get sleepy #but ig I'm as awake as I can be 😭 #anyway #hihii 👋👋 #saying hellos but will probably be out in the next 20 mins 🤡 #we will see

[godnectar]

yeah so,,, if I were to confess the fact that I made a nsfw-ish multifandom acc aside from the yans, what would y'all say– 🥹🥹✊️✊️

#nectar's rambling #godnectar #♡ announcement #just sayingggg #it's kinda cringy #and embarrassing #bc y'all know how shy I am 😭😭 #but still #👀👀👀👀 #this doesn't mean I'll 100% share it #but I do wanna firstly know if y'all are interested

[godnectar]

Me to Yan dilf:

"Did you get dressed up for me or do you always look this good?"

yan dilf getting all giggly and coy for a second, just to go back to being the lovely, big man he is while saying he will always try to look his best for you after 😼👌

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #I think 'm gonna make him the shy type who's a bit self conscious abt his age #and completely down bad for younger pretty reader #but still a bit kinky and obsessive as all the other yans #idk #yandere dilf #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader

[godnectar]

WHY ARE YOU COPYING @darling--core  ?!!

you copied her whole theme and didn't even try to hide it! not only are you talentless but also shameless! use you brain once a while. dunno why the ai creators targeted her (also some dumbasses who even sent her threats ), it should have been you instead. your work is trash. those bots could easily replace you. mazzy puts so much efforts on her work n then we have copycats like you.

,,what the fuck are you even talking about–

#nectar's rambling #♡ anon #anon message

[godnectar]

Just found out that my girlfriend is my sister's half sister and she's cheating on me with my step-father but my step father is actually my real fathers half brother and they also dated

My mom is a fucking bitch

didn't understand shit,, had to make a mini map to try and get it, and still didn't understand 👍

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #y'all really like to mess w my mind fr #how do u even come up with such a labyrinth of an ask bro 💀

[godnectar]

Uggghhhhhhhh I want a house husband so bad that looks sluttty and breedable 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I do too, bub– u think I would be writing about a lovely, crazy, hottie and obsessed househusband if I already had one? 🤡🤡😭😭

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #yandere househusband #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader

[godnectar]

*cough* new theme soon <3 *cough*

#nectar's rambling #dunno how it will look #probably shitty #but new theme in some mins 😋👍 #........................................................................................................................................... #really should write instead of messing with the blog's appearance #♡ announcement

[godnectar]

Since we're doing this now😏

Me to baby boy Yan slasher:

I’m going to make you forget your own name tonight. What I have planned will have you moan for hours, but only if you do exactly as I say. Take off all your clothes. One by one. You’re going to have to striptease before I let you sit on my dick. You’re making me so horny. I’m going to turn you around and fuck you now.I pull my hard cock out and start rubbing it over your hot and quivering pussy. I trace it down your pussy lips and then rub my head all over your clit. I grab your hair, making you watch as I finally shove my cock in and thrust deep into you without mercy. Don’t you dare look away from me. I want to see you explode as you cum on my cock. You like it rough. I know you do. Lay back and take every last inch of my cock. Your pussy is mine.You were made for my pleasure. Open your legs and let me see and take what’s mine. That ass of yours is driving me crazy. Bend over the kitchen table and take every single inch of me like a good girl. I love the way you feel. I am gonna keep fucking you until I cum deep inside your pussy. Let’s make babies tonightI want you to look at me while you deep throat my cock. I want to hear you gag as I pump into your hot lips.

He's so cute 💟

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #wanna cry– #bc mf flopped #and still gets sexted as bad as it can get 😭 #omfg 😭😭😭 #yandere slasher #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader #☆ asher ☆