#neigh asks

[sapphirewolf100]

Bone spaghetti.

Wh-

Hanh

#h-hewwo? #idk what this means #neigh asks

[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #pariah dark #john constantine #The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons #both for different reasons #But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background #Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons #Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream #Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money #He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way #He is rich rich #Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair #Don't ask him how just ghost logic #They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them #Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do #Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out #It does work #But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with #And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King

[carmyboobear]

You & Carm on the couch late one night and he’s rambling on and on about the restaurant (poor guy doesn’t know when to just be quiet😂) and he looks over and you’re dead asleep so he carries you to bed 😭 I love him with my whole heart honestly

(ANGUISHED SCREAM) THAT IS SO SWEET…I love the idea of him rambling to you, too, because that’s how you know he REALLY trusts you… he doesn’t open to just anyone!!

It’s a late night. Carmy had plopped down on the couch next to you after a long, long day at The Beef. You’re cuddled into his side, head comfortably nestled into the crook of his neck. He’s got his arm around you, holding you close.

“Rough day?” You had asked, curious about the tension and weight in his face and shoulders. That’s all it took for him to start talking.

It used to be like wrenching open a stubborn can, congealed shut with old glue. It was nigh impossible to get him to talk about how he was feeling. His emotions would build up to a point where he would explode, so stressed that he would be unable to repress it anymore. It wasn’t pretty, and neither of you liked it.

After lots of practice, the words finally come easy for Carmy. Or, well, they come easier.

“It was a shit-show,” he says plainly, tiredly. He starts off quiet and lethargic, but the more he talks up, the more amped up he gets. “The thing is, I’m not tryin’ to fuck with the system, because there is no system to begin with. They act like what they had was a system, but it wasn’t. It was a jumble of loosely enforced rules with no clear distinctions. Not the same thing.

“And bookkeeping,” he groans, because there’s always something with the papers, the documents. “There’s more shit that I’ve never seen until now. I shouldn’t still be discovering things like this. It’s endless, baby. It’s fucked.” He tells you about how he’s catering for another party of Uncle Jimmy’s next week. About how the meat order won’t stop coming in wrong.

He’s halfway through talking about this obnoxious customer when he realizes you haven’t said anything a while. When he turns to look at you, you’re fast asleep on his shoulder.

“Hey,” he whispers, to see if you’re awake. No response.

He sits there for a moment, wondering how long you’ve been asleep for. Affection swells in his heart at the thought of you wanting to listen to him even on the verge of falling asleep. It’s too sweet.

He lets himself stare at your sleeping face for a moment longer. Then, he moves to pick you up, one hand at your back to lean you against his chest, the other under your knees. He hoists you up. Still nothing from you. He presses a kiss to your forehead, and then another one as he carries you to bed.

#carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #the bear #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #the bear fx #carmy berzatto x you #carmen berzatto x you #my asks #my blurbs #HES A SWEETIE PIE #EDIT; CANT BELIEVE I WROTE NEIGH INSTEAD OF NIGH IM GONNA EXPLODE

[boy-armageddon]

sorry i 4got about tumblr. now have one of the funniest fucking interviews ive ever seen

#the blood brothers #tbb #evil neighing compilation #mark gajadhar talking btw #little hamburger. little hamburger #i would NOT recover from that if i were jordan blilie man. #itd keep me up at night bro #id be asking everypony if i looked like a little hamburger

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

deeply niche but like a decade ago there was an epistolary radio show called warhorses of letters which was actual genuine horse yaoi just thought you should know xoxoxo

You're telling just *now* that there exists a BBC radio show adaption of an epistolary novel about two gay warhorses in the Napoleonic era, who are on opposite sizes of the battlefield? Based on the real horses of the war generals?

#ask #Holy mother of Horse. That might be the most niche thing to exist but its absolutely *my* niche. Down to the epistolary BBC radioshow forma #Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I have to let my followers know post haste. #I'm gonna see if I can find a recording #if I can...Just know that there will be a 50% chance that is what I listened to as I make my future MDZS comics. #So glad historical gay horses get to have their moment in the spotlight. A win for the horseyaoi community #.....Should I do comics for the horseyaoi audiodrama? Neigh....I mustn't....Lest? #I am jesting. I can't afford to split my attention more than I already am #There certainly is an audiodrama I want to draw for in the future...but its a long ways away #I think....you guys can probably guess what one that is.

[stronghoof]

its looking at you

D --> You have strayed far from the brooding caverns.. where is your lusus?

D --> Also why do you 100k like me?-

#homestuck #musclebeasts #neighs #equius zahhak #ask-grubquius

[meirimerens]

if i start bitchin and whinin and acting like the rot is consuming me for the next like month I Apologize.i've had a gander around the summer job offers in the towns nearby and it's so fucking abysmal. looking at these offers is sucking the life out of me already i feel a headache coming. i must not let the rot consume me but i can tell you it's very, very tempting.

#i love living here i do i do. but it's also true that you're shit out of luck finding a job. #who the fuck asks for 1yr experience for a summer singular campsite waitstaff position paid minimum wage for full hours. you should ki #neigh (blabbers) #the majority of offers are for stuff you enter in and don't leave for 5yrs. and i'm trying to leave in 5 months. #most stuff i'm straight up not qualified for. i'm gonna have to send emails to places that are not hiring and have them take pity on me.

[ticklingmesoftly]

This happened like a week ago and I forgot to post about it but

So of course when I got home, I said again that there was no brochure in my nightstand. His response was, "you didn't even check."

So I checked.

THIS MAN.

MAD A BROCHURE. FOR TICKLE CAMP.

I CANNOT.

#don't ask why the bird says neigh cause idk #kinda tempted to change my url to tickle-camp #but I actually hate camping lmao #personal #tickling #tickle community #tickling community

[demonoftheseas]

Hiii horsie :3 feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you a a carrot feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an eapple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you an apple feeds you hay

thnak you for the feast kind fellow....

#silly.doodles #asks #thunder <3 #NEIGHS REALLY LOUDLY AND DESTROYS WINDOWS IN A 5 MILE RADIUS

[sapphirewolf100]

Beep boop I HAVE RETURNED. Got to see KISS whilst they were in England, missed out on Ramm tho- although I was somewhere they were literally the day after they were XD I HOPE YOU ARE WELL pls forgive my ADHD ass for not messaging I kinda forgot Tumblr existed for a while ☀️

Hello, hello, Sunny Anon!!!

It’s good to see you in my inbox again 🥺❤️💙

000: oooh cool!

D a m n

That would’ve been cool to see Rammstein live

I haven’t seen R+ live before and I want to so bad 😭😭😭

I’m hanging in there tbh! Life is giving me a lot of “downs” instead of “ups” again as usual 😭

I hope you’re doing ok on your end!!

And it’s okie dokie I forgive you!!! :3c

#Sunny Anon #I forgot to reply to this AWAAA #My brain did the thing of like ‘yes I replied to them’ (I didn’t) ALSMWLD #neigh asks #adventures with neigh #this summer has been giving me hell™️ so bad

[calliemori234]

Who is your favorite troll from Homestuck?

💙equineus💙!

#ask❤ #he is💙neigh💙💙💙

[child-of-the-cosmos]

HELLO MUTUAL!! STARES HOPE YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A GREAT HALLOWEEN! looking forward to the game you're setting up on your blog I am so READY

OH AND..

TRICK OR TREAT!!!

#DUHSTY #I KNOW THIS IS LATE #BUT HAPPY HALLOWEEN #I HOPE YOU HAD LOTS OF FUN YESTERDAY!! #AND I FINISHED SETTING UO THE GAME #MIGHT END IT SOON #BUT YOU CAN DEFINITELY STILL PLAY AS OF NOW #*DANCES OFF WITH MY VERY COOL HORSE THAT I NAMED NEIGH-THANIEL* #MSLAKDKSLSSMWLLW #asks #mutual madness

[boy-armageddon]

connie world real

CONNIE WORLD REAL!!!!!!!

#evil neighing compilation #sysc #seeyouspacecowboy #connie sgarbossa #she’s so cool. she’s soooooo cool #I should probs develop a tag for asks atp but I’m much too lazy to go bag and tag my ask posrs with stuff tbh so there shall still be the #general ‘evil neighing compilation’ applied

[blorbocedes]

The prancing horses are superstitious whereas the lion only laughs

unironically what a hard line. youre a poet

#blorbocedes ask #the lion does not concern itself with the neighs of the horseys

[stronghoof]

anythign interesting happen recently ?

D --> Well, ever sense Vriska and I moved off from our original hives and into a more populated area of the city-.. sense her lusus died.. it’s slightly colder in the city and it’s harder to visit Nepeta.

D --> I hope she is doing alright. She made me this sweater.

#homestuck #equius zahhak #musclebeasts #neighs #no sburb au #<— i shall explain this! #so i am creating certain tags for certain lore #and in this specific set of lore im establishing here is that sburb never happened #and that equius moved in with vriska after the events of the trolls introduction #and then sburb promptly never happened #i’ll have different tags for when this lore is not apparent and may be irrelevant #because some asks/posts will not follow this lore story #hope that makes sense! feel free to ask questions :3

[meirimerens]

thinking about dankovsky age like 10 slowly realizing not only does he not Believe but he Never Believed and all he has instead of faith is fear. and he fiddles with the baptismal necklace he was given by his godparents and is realizing damn. it feels like it burns my skin where it rests and it is heavy as lead. [it is not, he is having a psychological reaction, but that's meaningful nonetheless]

#[wearing a shirt that says Ask Me About My Raised Eastern Orthodox Christian Atheist/Theomachist Dankovsky Lore but actually Dont ask me im #still doing research. itll be put into a fic a bit eventually . burakhovsky but brother youre on my blog. #dankovsky lore #neigh (blabbers)