#no way is Kon dating the equivalent of a kardashian/kennedy

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Tim Drake is the kind of guy who pushes up his glasses anime style before bragging to you about his boyfriends sweet rack. (and when nobody believes him and he shows them a picture everyone says its AI cuz Kryptonians are Uncanny Valley pretty)

#I call this one bully Tim Drake Hours are now open #Dc #tim drake #red robin #timkon #superboy #conner kent #kon el #it's the same for Kon actually #he tries to brag to the homies that he's got a real rich baby daddy locked down (very important at smallville community college) #and when he shows them Tim's pic they all think he's getting catfished by someone pretending to be Tim online cuz like no way #no way is Kon dating the equivalent of a kardashian/kennedy #and Kon is so fuckin offended #tim and kon both bring a certain “my girlfriend lives in Canada” vibe to the group hang out