#noirtalk

[shadow-queens-blog]

there should've been an episode of saiki k where everyone thinks they murdered someone and make elaborate plots on how to get away with it, with saiki commenting on their methods in the bg, also no one is actually dead

#would pay to see akechi's plan written out #saiki k #noirpost #noirtalks

[filmnoirfoundation]

Listen to Ep 13: On location from NOIR CITY 16 in San Francisco by NOIR TALK #np on #SoundCloud To capture the excitement of NOIR CITY 16, NOIR TALK producer and host Haggai Elitzur recorded interviews at the historic Castro Theatre in San Francisco with numerous festival guests. The interviewees included folks involved in the festival: Ms. NOIR CITY 2018 Annabelle Zakaluk; the voice of NOIR CITY, announcer Bill Arney; and NOIR CITY art director Bill Selby. Elitzur also chatted with attendees from across the pond: Matthias Merkelbach from Stuttgart, Germany, who is also the creator of the largest European database for film noir and neo-noir, Der Film Noir.de ; and Greg Andrew who has travelled from England for NOIR CITY annually since 2013.  Elitzur also sat down with Brian and Stacey Homan of Jacksonville,  who have attend NOIR CITY every year since 2009; TCM Social Media Assistant Manager Marya Gates; and regular NOIR CITY e-magazine contributor and longtime NOIR CITY attendee Monica Nolan. You can listen either on SoundCloud or on iTunes.

[shadow-queens-blog]

movie musical matilda seems a lot more powerful than movie matilda, but its probably bc movie musical matilda has a lot more unbridled rage in her

#movie musical matilda seems to also have clairvoyance along with telekinesis with how she knew all about miss honeys parents #theyd be bffs tho #love these funky revolting children #matilda 2022 #matilda spoilers #movie musical #musical #matilda 1996 #noirtalks #Matilda

[shadow-queens-blog]

they don't make crossover fanfic like they used to

#and crack ships either #at age twelve I genuinely shipped hetastuck #age 14 I read ''nico and the creepypasta's'' the famed ticci toby × nico di angelo fic 5 times a day #FUCK no body does it like the mystery kids crossover I miss that so much #:((((( #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

in 30 something years supernatural is going to have a remake and it'll be hosted on tiktok's streaming service the actors will look younger, crowley will be played by a purple haired skinny they them and the moment they reach cas and dean meeting the romantic tension will not only be there but actively encouraged and fed by the creators and dean will actually say he's bisexual on screen. the script the actors get will be screenshots of tumblr text post and links to ao3 and the fandom will be times more unbearable

#I'm prepared to be in my late forties early fifties and hear the worst remake of carry on my wayward son on the radio if those still exist #supernatural #Supernatural #destiel #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

every time a prof is mean to me i think about killing myself and putting their full legal name in my suicide note

#suicide tw #tw suicide #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

its so funny when you can tell that certain slurs arent apart of somenes actual vocabulary, maybe instead of using them as their intended purposes (derogative terms) you can start using them as nouns first?

#coming in blazing using the n word on me when you stutter is so....... #it was another black person but man you were socialized in an upper class white neighborhood. you only listen to playboy carti and kanye. #hair damaged. edges non existent. browsed 4chan once last month and youre the shit. #noirtalks #this is directed towards tumtwit users who love tranny faggot dyke too #like yass reclaim or whatever but why are you whispering it

[shadow-queens-blog]

you guys only like morally gray female characters when their quirky and fun :(

#god forbid shes serious #god forbid she be stoic #you can only take her in along with her majority male cast as long as shes somehow crackhead energy #euhg #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

went to quara about questions about what blood tastes like and found someones detailed explanation for each type

and im like damn thats good-and click on her profile

so much is just about blood. yes, medical proffesionals exsist, but with how she described the taste???? undercover vampire

#there was more but for some reason the post button wouldnt light up unless i took some out #blood #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

i have a guardian angel in my anons who tells me about fake aid posts and i love them

#holding your hand #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

its like kissing somebody, or holding their hand tenderly as you look into each other's eyes

#noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

i'm really susceptible to cults because i like being apart of things

#love being in a community #love families #please invite me to your hivemind please #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

f word

#noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

too old to be dancing queen, I have taxes to do

#man I can vote now that's crazy #noirtalks

[shadow-queens-blog]

last night I dreamed that saiki had another older brother name kuekie, he was a college teacher and a jerk

#also a fuck boy but thats it #noirpost #noirtalks #saiki k #just wanted to share this with everyone

[shadow-queens-blog]

my taste in women can be pretty odd, mainly bc there was a point when I was 14/15 where I had a crush on the Greek Goddess Hera

#it was one part of wanting to cuck Zues and another genuinely finding her unhingedness attractive #yeah she probaby has the biggest kill count of innocent women and children but like #:/ #noirpost #noirtalks #greek myths #Hera #ok to rb #you can also ask what's wrong with me too if you'd like