#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain

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YOUR fav might be problematic, but my fav is problematic AND hated by the narrative.

Checkmate.

#out of character post #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #yes this post could be referring to elias and it is partially #but i am once again saying handsome jack did no wrong your honour #hes allowed a little murder as a treat #well minus the angel thing she deserved better ngl but apart from that hes never committed a crime ever #yes i have been playing borderlands instead of posting or doing something actually productive why do you ask?

[landofspaceandrainbows]

not to be too much of a memer here, but in minecraft making an iron farm or even a copper farm - maybe some other farms too, is a real "funded by a fairchild and/or lukas" thing. (basically in the way they rely on fear for golem spawning and zombie reinforcement, and maybe some other stuff.)

#memes #inspired by watching hermitcraft lifesteal #dlsmp #etc. #also that fucking space station #peter lukas #could also make a decent shitty eyepocalypse domain maybe #maybe #tma

[transmascapollo]

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aaaa you have no idea how many thoughts i have about this

Anways, starting with the setting - partially lonley but mostly spiral

like never ending hallways? being changed at will? and secrect sections like the museum or any of the new conent endings? that ending with the reviews and the memory zone? the narrator is so 'i am weird architecture' coded

less of a lonley domain but definitely still there - if you tell me that martin has never thought about all his coworkers disappearing you are wrong. he is so stanley. to me. (also skip button ending) (i hate the skip button ending but i love it so much)

Also stanley is so capital L lonley and so martin - being trapped in a place with no one but an ominous voice, lost memories and the same sequence of event reapeating but with slight variation - the whole concept of the game is literally mag 170

dont even get me started on the narrator - knows everything, controls everything, do i need to even say it. he is slightly elias to me, given that hes eye and also a pretty shitty boss to stanley/martin, but i thibk hes more jon. still eye just slightly less bad intent (and slightly more in love) (what who said that 👁️👁️)

ALSo jon starting the eyepocalypse becuase of elias and stanley breaking the game (multiple times) just to piss of the narrator? im screaming

tldr: there are to many parallels to list but spiral, lonley and eye

#tma #tsp #tspud

[raisedbyheathens]

So; I've been thinking about Jon and Martin as parents because. Because I think they would be GREAT parents. I really like 173 (Night Night) because I think Jonny *also* thought they'd be good parents and how that was subtly indicated.

Jon asks Callum "Are your parents home?" and he KNOWS they aren't Jon KNOWS everything at this point, and Callum knows he KNOWS-- even says "You're the Eye Guy, right?" And Jon knows this place is bad and that Callum is in charge of it but he is honestly super gentle with this kid. Because this kid is kind of a shitty bully, but he's still entirely a KID. A kid with trauma and a shitty bully for a dad and if the Eyepocalypse hadn't happened maybe. Maybe Callum would have had a chance to be not shitty. So beyond compelling Callum for truthful answers, he mostly is sort of disappointed by the bullying and consciously appealing to a normality and regularity that nobody gets anymore. Jon doesn't tell Callum that he's a bad person, he doesn't smite this kid, he doesn't throw his weight around as the king of the ruined world that he is-- Jon reminds Callum that he has parents, somewhere he has a family and a connection to the world before. He asks if it's past Callum's bed time, a grown up still looking after the well being of a CHILD even in a time and place where absolutely none of that matters any longer.

as complement and contrast Martin is vaguely sad and concerned about people in the other domains but he is horrified by the children being there, and pushes far far harder to get Jon to do something about this domain than any of the others. And the other Avatars that Martin wants smote he has selfish reasons for (jealousy- Oliver, personal vendetta- Simon) but with this domain it is entirely because he cannot stomach the idea of children being injured in these ways.

anyway they would have been fantastic, caring, protective dads

#thats why I wrote them with a kid #good dads #they were good men #in a terrible situation #they should have gotten to do laundry and taxes #but they got apocalypse instead #jmart #tma theory #sad about jon and martin hour

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Your fantasy escapist dream is superpowers. Mine is a dad who loves me. We are not the same.

#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #inspired by my dad being a dick and all those evil person is actually good parent fanfics i read #thanks dad you made me a gay with daddy issues instead of a normal gay #or wait is a normal gay a gay with daddy issues?? #im a dumbass is what this post is saying #also im lesbian as fuck so Elias Bouchard pls be my actual genuine daddy. give me a pat on the back and say good job sport or smnth

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Okay Imma make this clear: JonElias bullshit is ahead. If that ain't your vibe, you have been warned.

With that out of the way: Okay would anyone be interested in a dumb basically crack treated seriously AU I have been mentally calling the "dumbass Jon vs Moronsexual Elias fight" fic?? Its self indulgent bullshit rn but if I ever decide to post it, it will stay that way ngl to you.

Basic premise is, Jon time travels back from the end of s5 to s1, your usual schtick, but this time he goes "im going fix everything by being super smart and plan ahead and save everyone while staying low key" and because Jon is Jon this leads to a comedy of errors where he ends up making his assistants think HE'S the evil boss while Jonah is immediately tipped off because a) jons the Ceaseless Watcher's special little boi and hes still full avatar and b) Jon is not fucking subtle.

Eventually this ends up with a dumbass Jon thinking his plan is somewhat working, right?? (hint, it's not), assistants fully down the rabbit hole and very confused, and Jonah having fucking amazing craic rn and eventually falling in love with Jon because, as stated, he's a moronsexual.

Oh, and the fact it's somehow doubly toxic in this AU?? We embrace that shite. Jonah is manipulating Jon for fun and profit, and though Jon's kinda shit at the start he starts doing it back. This shit is funny cause they're both horribly unstable.

So yeah that's basically it. In the current outline this somehow leads to a fake dating AU mid season three. So if you wanna know how the fuck that happens (Jon does too), let me know! Thank you and goodnight.

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #the archivist #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #jonelias #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #jon x elias #jon x jonah #dumb crack fic #fanfic ideas #ostensibly anyway #why do i always end up making crack fics of dark ships?? #who knows!!! #other highlights from my current outline include: #the Eye literally shipping them #Jonah feeding Jon statements #Annabelle and Jon become besties and idk probably accidentally gossip about jonah #Jon still being able to Ceaseless Watcher Turn Your Gaze people cause its my dumbass AU and i make the rules #Jon almost immediately trying to use this on Plukas in like s1 #and jonah almost inevitably being jealous of a dead dude in a book #yeah i need help #yall do not KNOW how many jonelias ideas i have #theres the trapped closed time loop one #theres the rituals work jon is a rebel AU #theres the jon is feral and jonah is damned well here for this AU #it never stops tbh #okay ive exposed myself enough now

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Hot take of the day: Run by Hozier is the perfect burakhovsky song.

Think about it: - weird discordant beat

- references to an earth goddess who is neither benevolent nor evil but takes sacrifices as needed

- bleeding lungs

- fucking running everywhere

#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #yes ive got pathologic brainrot im neurodivergent and gay okay??? #pathologic #pathologic 2 #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #burakhovsky #no but seriously #play pathologic #or at least watch hbomberguys video on it #if you like TMA you will like it i pinky promise #ive been infected with brainrot like its the plague and there are no schmowders in sight #also im so lesbian for all the women characters send help

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

... soo I was at a con, and at a pride booth. They were selling pride flag shoelaces.

So. I did what I had to. I said (to my fortunately non tumblr friend) "I like your shoelaces, thanks I stole them from the president."

And the dude running the stall turned to me. And said "I haven't heard that in a long time." He fucking recognised it.

Thankfully we just chatted shit about 2014 tumblr but God I think my life flashed before my eyes for a second. Because the code fucking worked guys :')

#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #i wish i was joking #i forgot people could hear me so i just assumed my friend who wouldnt get it was the only one there #how was i supposed to know my life is a horror comedy

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

hi hi! i hate to essentially be cold calling people but i wanted to do a tma sexyman poll and i’m trying to get the word out and i’d really appreciate it if you could rb the post @ tmasexymanpoll or just like tell mutuals about it? if not no worries either way i just think it’d be fun to finally settle who the sexiest person in tma is anyway have a good day

Sure of course :p for the record, we all know who the REAL TMA sexyman is friends. Simon Fairchild. Yep you heard it from your local lesbian first, dumb old sky man is officially sexy.

#the magnus archives #tma #tma podcast #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #tma sexyman poll

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Okay so I'm thinking of cosplaying Clara and I came up with a 200IQ idea: edible Shmowders and Tinctures. Here's how I would achieve.

Tinctures:

-get glass bottle

- fill with appropriately coloured liquid of your choice (im thinking Sprite for a Yas+ cause I like sprite lmao)

-profit

Shmowders:

-get doubledip and pez (which are powder candy and a hard tablet like candy for ingrates)

- get/make box

-colour/print it to look like a shmowder

- put doubledip in with some pez for "not successfully broken up" look

- profit

#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #pathologic #clara the changeling #clara pathologic #cosplay #cosplay ideas #pathologic cosplay #shmowder #nah but this is a good idea #and its a handy snack! #also if you use dipdab instead of doubledip i hope the plague gets you #doubledip is superior fight me #other liquid choices: fanta for zürukh #apple for medrel #the choices are endless lmao #but yes i wanna cosplay clara so bad i think imma do it lads #any other prop ideas cause i want to be recognisable as in cosplay?? #and i cant think of anything else lol

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Patho 2 Bachelor Route Dialogue Leak!!!

Daniil: So, do you really only move one way through time?

Artemy: Pretty much.

Daniil:... poor fucker.

#out of character post #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #pathologic #pathologic shitpost #the mechanisms #yes sorry i steal half of my jokes from jonny sims and im not sorry #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #jokes aside im so fucking pumped for the bachelor route ahhhhh #goddamn this game has taken over my brain #let daniil dankovsky say fuck!!!!!!!!!

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Once again thinking about that time the Lily Zombielandsaga saying Shut The Fuck Up TERF with a gun meme was held up in UK government cause some moron was trying to say TERF was insulting to women. Immaculate.

#yeah i know random but i was reminded today #something something you could make this a good magnus AU something something. #Jon holds it up to Jonah at the panopticon #okay that is so tenuous i just wanted to post this tbh #i also found out that Lily Zombielandsaga is trans which i did not know and slay queen!! #okay ill shut up now #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Me: Wow, I am enjoying Pathologic 2 so much! I'm sure nothing will prevent me from literally moving forward until I get to like fucking 50 deaths if I'm lucky

Me, playing on a fucking track pad during the day 9 Abbatoir: ohhhhhh no.

#pathologic 2 #pathologic #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #look i need to complain the worms keep beating me up #i say plural as if ive even gotten past the first one #i havent and now Mark Immortell is pacing whenever i die cause hes so sick of my shit :(

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

For the record yes I am aware of TMA2/TMP and I am cautiously excited but I probs won't talk about it much until its actually out cause that will lead me down the "My opinions on the TMA finale are complex and contradictory" rabbit hole and no one wants that. So yeah.

(Basically I have my problems with the finale but one of the few things I like is the ambiguous ending and I want them to keep it, but hey Jonny Sims has pulled me round to stuff I thought I wouldn't like before so no judging before I experience TMP even if it does change the ending)

#out of character post #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Okay guys I'm gonna be going to comiccon and I wanna cosplay. Only thing is, I'm bad at ideas. Whoops. So, wanna help?? You can either suggest your own idea or vote for one of the ones here:

-female League/Arcane character (eg Jinx Lux Xayah Zeri I'm So Gay)

- pathologic character (probs Clara let's be real)

- TMA avatar (not Sims though cause I did him last Halloween)

- Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

- uhhh one of the Mechanisms (probably Nastya or Raphaella. Once again I'm gay)

- something gay idk

Pls. I'm out of ideas. I am but a simple lesbian overwhelmed by pretty women to cosplay. I need your help.

#out of character post #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #pls i need help #cosplay #need cosplay ideas #so uhhh can y'all tell from my listed LoL characters that im an adc main?? #mostly jinx #queen #feel free to make weird as fuck suggestions ill take anything i can get at this point

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

So was anyone gonna tell me that the Nocturnal Ending was like that?!?! I was not emotionally prepared wtf I thought it'd be similar to the Diurnal in style at least. Goddamn I fucking love this game what the fuck just happened?

#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #pathologic #nocturnal ending #pathologic 2 #okay so i know they kindaa are similar in style but godamn i was not prepared for that #daniil?? notkin?? pls come out of the marsh babes?? #oh nooo Yulia was probably there too wasnt she shit #and the fucking polyhedron?? what was that?? the rat prophet was there?? #excuse me while i go write a thesis on this fucking thing