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qr--code · 4 years

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please please please boper NEED job

gordon's like "dude i love you but unfortunately irl us of a is a capitalist system and therefore chuck e cheese tokens aren't a valid tender. it's nice that you're trying to help with rent but also fucking STOP"

and benrey, mentally, is like, "wait wait... i wanna help tho..." and so he ventures out and gets fired like fifteen separate times

food service: no. he drank the fryer grease

retail: didn't understand the point of organization, shoved anything anywhere. fuck around and find out what's on the shelves 🤭

office/receptionist: kept making dialup noises when someone asked a question

construction: he was actually rlly good at this one! but it scared the other workers when he used his body as a conducter between two uncapped wires, lighting himself aflame in the process

but there are exactly two (2) successful possibilities

security: ding ding ding. specifically for a high-level government base bc i think it would be ironically funny. he doesn't really have to say much and he's fucking terrifying looking in the dead of night. only issue is that he will let literally anyone in if they're persuasive enough

bonus: you know those guys who wander around in big cities with some sort of clown act (ie moving statues) then charge people when they take photos? that but benrey pulling some alien bullshit

#.txt #long post #.asks

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aquacure · 4 years

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seth and corby 👉👈 (no I don't have favorites shhh /s /j)

B A S I C S

full name: seth boper

gender: demiboy

sexuality: asexual panromantic

pronouns: he/xem

O T H E R S

family: benrey/binx boper, younger brothers

birthplace: florida

job: office worker

phobias:bugs, giant plants (ex. titan arum, rafflesia flower, jack’s giant colocasia, general sherman sequoia trees, etc.)

guilty pleasures: sugary foods/drinks, excessive naps

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: neutral good

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: extrovert! not very talkative but loves company

organized/disorganized: organized! someone in the family has to be..

close minded/open-minded: open-minded! open to most ideas and flexible in his decisions

calm/anxious: calm! an anchor for his brothers who are more chaotic

disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable! a pleasant man

cautious/reckless: cautious! he likes to plan things out

patient/impatient: patient! hence, him waiting outside the city for his bros

outspoken/reserved: reserved! tho when he does speak out he’s a delight

leader/follower: follower! he’s put in the leadership position a lot but he’d much rather be supporting others

empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic! he feels deeply for others. it’s why he’s such a good big bro to benrey and binx, they express themselves in unusual ways but he can get their meanings... he care

optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic! he never succumbs to fatal thinking, he always believes it’ll work out ok in the end

traditional/modern: modern! always changing to be better and cooler

hard-working/lazy: the previous thing being said, he changes passively... he doesn’t. put in a lot of hard work. he’s very leisurely and takes his time

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp:

ot3:

brotp: forzen and seth totally knew each other in high school n kept in touch. they call each other every once in a while and catch up!

notp: don’t be weird about his brothers okaaaay

B A S I C S

full name: corby [REDACTED]

gender: ??? questioning, but she sure ain’t cis

sexuality: bisexual

pronouns: he/she

O T H E R S

family: [REDACTED]

birthplace: [REDACTED]

job: lieutenant and heavy weapons specialist of BMBCS

phobias: Fear of neglecting responsibility/duty, fear of not being taken seriously, fear of heights, a mild fear of being touched

guilty pleasures: singing under her breath, repeating sounds and motions for fun, chewing gum (corby? neurotypical?? absolutely not!)

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: lawful [REDACTED]

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: introvert! corby doesn’t like being around people..

organized/disorganized: organized!very neat with a lot of lists.

close minded/open-minded: close minded! she has a hard time accepting new information

calm/anxious: calm and anxious! he has a very calm exterior but underneath he’s a bundle of nerves

disagreeable/agreeable: disagreeable, he’s not interested in being palatable to others, tho she does care about people’s opinions in a different way...

cautious/reckless: cautious. she need to make sure everything’s ok

patient/impatient: impatient. he doesn’t like to wait around for shit to hit the fan, she needs a solution NOW

outspoken/reserved: reserved. he’s very blunt

leader/follower: leader, she’s good at giving orders and being in the lead when forzen can’t... well. most of the time

empathetic/unemphatic: UNCLEAR. HER MIND IS AN ENIGMA

optimistic/pessimistic: pessimistic. the opposite of seth, she assumes the worst of every situation so she prepares for that.

traditional/modern: traditional. like i said, she doesn’t like change much

hard-working/lazy: hard working, he works his ASS off for everything he does

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: corby and jean-luc are pretty cute ngl..

ot3: juice, jean-luc, and corby are the three musketeers of teams nice

brotp: forzen and corby are very close. much respect for one another

notp: please do not ship forzen and corby i am not asking i am TELLING you. do not.

#ALSO BEFORE YOU GET WORRIED THERES A LOT OF INFO ABOUT TEAMS NICE THAT IS AN ENIGMA OR REDACTED #NOT JUST HER #seth boper #corby #biohazard au #hlvrai biohazard au #long post #thanks skyeeeeeee #i answered this on desktop so the answer is probably longer than if i did it on mobile lol #skyblurry #Mail 2 U

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