#oh fuck this isnt twitter

[korohpu]

the reason for why bionicle was a success and hero factory a failure was because while they both had mass-produced robocops they both depicted it VERY differently in that hero factory was copaganda while bionicle said acab

#bionicle #hero factory #send tweet #oh fuck this isnt twitter #pls help Im not good with computer

[oceanwithouthermoon]

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

#nobody who isnt aroace is allowed to tell ME what character has to be aroace #yall forget that we aroaces (+ESPECIALLY autistic aroaces) dont want or need your ugly white knight savior bs #'oh but im aroace n i also think hes aroace🤓' ok?? should i care about your hcs? #have your projection hcs or your regular random hcs- i literalky DONT care #but it becomes an issue when u try so desperately to defend it like this #like babe u sound so dumb☠️ #its so confusing to me how u chronically online weirdos insist on making ur hcs canon #i promise u guys ur hcs dont have to be canon for u to enjoy them #its a VERY popular hc too like tf more do u want #im autistic and aroace and i say kusuo is demi and autistic #i am him and he is me so i know factually/j #so still on the aroace spectrum but either way i dont force my hcs on other people like u selfish weirdos do LOL #also this person and the replies being like 'just cuz not all autistic ppl r aroace doesnt mean none can be' YEA OBVIOUSLY? #UR ARGUING WITH THE WALL AND ITS CRAZY CUZ NOBODY EVER SAID THAT #literally not one fucking person said he cant be aroace- just that it isnt canon #do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing.. #u guys love pushing ur stereotypes on others and then defending it to high fucking hell #anyway sorry i dont have a public twitter so im saying my piece here #the link looks suspicious as hell twitter pwease give me a better link #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[pettyprocrastination]

kendall roy absolutely would have taken part in influencer-boxing and gotten the shit knocked out of him

#succession #kendall roy #episode plot line of him getting ready for the boxing match where he's set against some six four built as hell streamer #they give him 50k to throw the match and he is supposed to go along until the day of waystar gets involved in another controversy #so the dude rejects the deal and fully beats the shit out of kendall #cant decide if roman would watch at home on a fancy flat screen or in person cause yknow. poor people would be near him lmo #mfer laughing recording the whole shit until he realizes kendall isnt getting up and then hes like oh fuck is he gonna DIE #and the next two weeks twitter is just memes of kendall getting beat the fuck up

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

this is how i feel whenever people go out of their way to describe how abysmal and disgusting kyman is as if it is not. a ship in a cartoon with characters who are very much not real people!!!

#especially when they screenshot kyman fanart just to repost it and say how gross and awful it is????? #there’s a lot of that on tik tok #and it’s like be so fucking fr man #kyle broflovski is not real i promise you he is not violently sobbing and shaking at the thought of kyman!! #and then just like. random kyman posts where the poor person isnt even SAYING anything rude to anyone else #just posting about their ship #and people go out of their way to leave nasty comments #oh mg i was just on twitter and this person on sp twt made a whole thread apologizing for following the kyman comic account 😭😭 #LIKE????? #J-O-B!!!! L-I-F-E!!! get one!! #chronically online #bro i dont even SHIP kyman but at least i know how to not be nasty on the internet??? basic online etiquette?? #like bro that is just MEAN #are you happy living out your mean girl fantasy

[thekingofchungus]

Lowkey crying and screaming why the fuck arent i a big hairy soft tummied man

#chatbox #displeased cat noises #What the fuck is wrong with me. I never get this genuinely dysphoric even if its only like a 4/10 rn #went through the twitter of one of my fave youtubers and went from ''oh shit hes trans!'' to ''why the fuck isnt that my body'' #I dont wanna be shaped like this sometimes. I wanna be a bit buffer and a lot softer i want more than 4 hairs on my chest i want tummy fuzz #I think. I think its telling that i gave my projection oc an epilogue recovery arc in which he goes from like #My current body to the body i desire. Like im rly good at body positivity i swear im just sick of being a twink even though i know thats ok #Me when i have no desire to take T but i still want more body hair #sighss ok its 5 am. Im watching reviews of the new shitty megamind to quell this feeling. One day ill have biceps and love handles by talos #( but im very happy with the fact i do have a tummy. And by the by so is my boyfriend 💞💞💞 )

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Call me a bitch if you want, but I don't consider any royalist currently harassing survivors or families of victims of the Uvalde school shooting human really, since they really are that mad that Harry and Meghan are living their life and supporting said survivors and families of victims that they'll do anything in their hatred, even lose their empathy in the process.

#also the ones accusing meghan of having the cameras there...its very clear its people in the room using phones #to either take pictures or film #and spoiler: meghan isnt the one holding the phone every time #let alone the fact that the people being harassed have gotten more harassment just because they debunked royalists claims #also to royalists trying to turn it into another 'visit your sick father' #to quote twitter users: if you fucks care about thomas markle so much why dont you visit him #oh wait you wont because you only care to force meghan to do so when its clear her father does not care about her like a father should #only about the money he can make off her

[bleuberrygliscor]

honestly if you sincerely think that any humor that is even slightly crass, but is aimed at an adult audience, is "problematic", you need to go back into the locker for a bit. youre not done cooking.

#rem rambles #''actually panty and stocking is just south park for weebs. and i dont like hazbin hotel either.'' *incredibly loud incorrect buzzer* #crassness is not why south park is bad oh my god i am begging you to take the stick out of your ass. #you are not ready to have an intellectual conversation about south park. not even close. go away. #and truth be told??? i dont even like south park. i think it leans too far into parody that it wraps back to sincerity. THATS the problem. #pswg? youre mad that there are women who fuck. thats it. thats all. i am willing to bet my life its because Panty fucks and isnt ashamed. #and i know why you dont like hazbin and im not going to rehash years old drama about it. like years. like you were still in elementary #school when it happened. i was here when the old text was created and apologized for. twice. #dear god i hate to remind yall that youre on the gay sex site. go please advertisers on twitter or something.

[kimmkitsuragi]

ngl i get mad MAD when people are like "oh there are terrible things/people in europe too" in an effort to normalize what the fuck goes on here like lmfaooo thanks for telling me that i literally thought europe was a dreamland utopia where everything is good forever!!! welp at least they still have some basic human rights and stuff like that i guess.

#oh and it sucks they have inflation there too omg i thought it didnt exist there :(((( well at least the inflation rate there isnt like #fucking above 100% lmao #oh and it's Not normal to have 100k people die because of natural disasters and stuff #oh and i think they dont get arrested if they talk badly of their presidents in twitter idk #oh and they arent really steadily turning into a country with literal sharia law probably #oh and- #u get it #i know it's not the suffering contest but yeah please do not try to normalize this country's reality to me. thanks. #tr times #🗒

[zemnarihah]

i have literally never seen a critique of everything everywhere all at once that wasnt completely braindead. which is crazy bc theres no such thing as a perfect movie and I like rlly believe that almost everything has infinite valid reasons to like or dislike it. but holy shit ive never seen someone say they dont like it without being a complete insane freak abt it.

#like. i remember there was this letterboxd review where someone said that they were expecting it to be more like. oh god wait i have to find #it i know i screenshotted it #OH YEAH #direct quote: 'i expected this to be like the family guy multiverse episode' #'it felt really marvel to me. also they do family stye bits the whole time' #this was a looooong and fully serious review. and now i jst saw a screenshot of someone on twitter saying that like it wasnt class consious #bc laundromats are evil bourgeoisie institutions that take advantage of a basic need. and that it was fucked up for them to 'code' #jaimie lee curtis' body 'that way' (that was her natural body btw) #anyway. when will someone critique it in a way that isnt actually batshit insane. never probably

[mikiruma]

we watched spiral earlier and good god what a shitshow! i'd say this would be more enjoyable if you watched 0 of the other saw movies but idk if theres anything enjoyable about chris rock playing a misogynist cop and being actively praised for being "the only good one/the best of the best" just because everyone else in his precinct is so much worse in comparison

#talking #already thoughtdumped about this one on twitter but i might post screenshots here just because. wow #you know i thought i hated jigsaw. but this movie. god. this movie made that one seem on par w the original 7 films #but i will say this felt less like a saw movie and more like chris rock writing a saw movie from memory #and im not quite sure how to describe zeke other than he gave me 'self insert' vibes #oh yeah and i think saw could benefit from a horror/comedy entry but the comedy in this was just. bad? #the humour either falls completely flat or just. doesnt work. or is way too meanspirited #esp when they try to make Corrupt Police commentary but it doesnt fucking work on its own #bc its the cops making those jabs as if to be self aware #but the movie isnt self aware enough to recognize how zeke contributes too #and boy does he contribute #they act like him ratting out a fellow cop and getting mistreated by the precinct for years after made him immune to corruption

[orcelito]

still feeling Not Great and im tryign sooo hard to get myself to do my goddamn diagrams but it’s like trying to catch a slippery fish with my bare hands. im like “ok we r logging in. ok we are Navigating to the assignment page. ok we are Opening the assignment page. ok now we are . going to twitter. ok” except actually insert the twitter between every step and then reading a comic and then messaging about said comic and then going back to twitter then logging in then going back to twitter then going to the assignment page then back to twitter im having a HELL of a time with this actually

#speculation nation #it's only twitter bc i ran out of tumblr dash. bc i was. you guessed it. scrolling. #i really badly do not want to do this goddamned diagram #TWO diagrams actually. two diagrams. i dont even know how to do them. #i guess im gonna try to do the reading on them and then. see. if. my brain. will be like 'oh that isnt so bad' and then do it all in one go #bc that's how it goes with my brain sometimes #gotta trick it #hold its hand through every little step until it finally realizes things arent so bad and then goes and does the thing #like im fucking smart. i can do shit SO good. if i can get. my goddamned brain. to cooperate. #Hell world hell world hell world hell world #please help me i am suffering

[wightwyrm]

I would give an arm to he able to enjoy something. One. Thing. Without hearing some political ass moral ass complaints Jesus fuck can y'all pls go touch some grass like y'all are taking it too far

#i am asexual and sick of yhe astarion discourse #its an rpg. do what you want #stop bitching cuz oh OH i the might i do not like how you YOU are viewing a character so i will be screaming it fro— #pls shut up #pls #as a sex repulsed trauma filled sex addict #omg qas it this or twitter we could blacklist words but yALL DONT TAG FUCKING SHIT. #And vefore you mssg me telling me this is problematic i want you to rest assured that i do not care #thanks tho #but grow up and go touch grass #the internet got everyone thinking what they thinkk MATTERS. it doesnt. #your pissy post on TUMBLR just like this one isnt and will never do anythiny and evej if uou were capable of spontaneous creation u couldn— #yeah its about astarion #legit yall have your opinions but bro i vant open a damn MUSIC EDIT without seeing people Bitching about entitled ass social issues #oh mr beast helped so many people but i dont like his intentions or that he alsp benefits and hes white he— #yall are so atupid legit ahut the fuck up #and evej on just media #you dont like how the story ended??? chAbge it. its not fucking real you odiots but no youd rather make blogs dedicated to the “failing” #of a story YOU didnt like the endong of yes this is about game of thrones #even other folk like you are annoyed with yall #qmd again let me assure yoy before you send me a moral lashing. i dont care

[235uranium]

for a character to be "of all time" they need to have smth that distinguishes them from the usual archetype they fulfill in an insane as fuck way. they need to leave you reeling with their every life choice. and those choices are always in character which increases the degree of insanity.

#☢️.txt #this is why none of the hannibal characters made it on #bc neither hannibal or will really deviate from their archetypes in a truly unique way #to use akechi as a case study. hes the detective in a gentleman thief novel #making him secretly a hitman isnt all THAT shocking nor is referring to him as the second detective prince #since p4 established the idea of a teen detective having a fan base #even playing up the crowds more than naoto isnt that insane since they actively disliked the attention #however. making him a fucking IDOL INFLUENCER whos constantly on national television and runs a food blog of all things #while moonlighting as a hitman working for his shinzo abe expy father who he plans to destroy #via a poorly thought out scheme he made up at 15 after getting superpowers #while god has also doomed him to the narrative so he can never get his revenge #and his idol-esq personality is obviously fake. except for the fucking /sweater vests/ #he faked 90% of his personality as the detective prince. hes incredibly mean and loves violence. but he does sincerely Dress Like That. #oh and hes gay coded to top it all off #no one in hannibal goes that far to challenge their trope #sorry will. becoming a bisexual cannibal isnt enough have you considered becoming twitter famous

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

[fucking combusts]

#I CANTBELIEVE I ONLY JUST SAW TBIS IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYY #my tummy hurts #i think im incapable of thinking normally anymore #im going to fucking sleep goodNIGHT #lauratexts2023 #oh lmao by the way this isnt anyone i know. its a screenshot of a twitter post.