#oh padfoot you naughty little shit

[mischievous-thunder]

*Sirius having a conversation with the stray dogs as Padfoot*

Dog 1: I played with the kittens today.

Dog 2: I chased butterflies in the park and then fell asleep.

Padfoot, licking his paws: Ha! Amateurs! I just chewed a hole in my husband's new sofa.

Both 1 and 2: He threw you out, didn't he?

Padfoot: Irrelevant.

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