#okay technically I’m allergic to all honey but those ones close my throat. cherries too

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *helping plan Anakin and Padme’s anniversary vacation they’re all going on* Don’t worry, I got the brunch menus taken care of. I found five different types of sangria that I wanna try this weekend so I’m getting a fuckton of fruit and vodka. I don’t even think Fives will have any allergic reactions to any of these. Not like that time with the orange blossom honey that was apparently pollinated by an avocado tree.

Cody: I mean. I guess sangria doesn’t have as much alcohol as most, but considering it’s gonna be like nine in the morning, Imma tell you right now, whatever amount of vodka the recipe asks for, halve it.

Obi-Wan: It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make but I will also be bringing twice as much wine to make up for it.

Cody: Lovely. And the food menu?

Obi-Wan: …I knew I was forgetting something there…

Rex: *patting Cody on the shoulder* He’s a keeper.

Cody: Yeah, I keep him indoors for everyone’s safety. Mostly alcohol poisoning.

Rex: Solid plan.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #captain rex #post clone wars #codywan #there is nothing gayer than brunch sangria #mimosas are for straight brunch #i love how I can drop dumbass fact like fives being allergic to avocados (jealous) and y’all ignore it #sometimes you think of yummy recipes and forget that other shit exists lol #I’m allergic to honey pollinated by strawberries and grapes lol #dad thinks it’s impossible to be allergic to honey but tell that to my closing throat covered in sores #okay technically I’m allergic to all honey but those ones close my throat. cherries too