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readbythestarlight · 5 years

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GUEST GUEST GUEST

Taliesin with his eyeliner is looking especially goth tonight

oh my god you guys had better make some amazing gifs from this I’m already excited

I’m crying Sam you’re so funny

I’m serious I want all the CR cast reaction gifs

Liam is so cute being all excited about his one shot!!

Oh no

Nott don’t blow up the ship

SAM

OH OH IS IT THE GUEST??

I bet its the guest

CALLED IT

oh god it’s a child

is it two children???

WHAT IS HAPPENING

It’s a child and a squirrel??

Jester is gonna adopt her

Taliesin is like shaking his head about this whole puzzle thing

JESTER DON’T SHOW HER THE

oh too late

She’s like Jester 2 I’m crying and I’m scared

I’m crying

Twiggy

“What is that?”

“We found a Twiggy.”

Oooo identify can’t work

“That’s Frumpkin and a half.”

Cad is very concerned about this hyperactive child who hasn’t eaten well lately

Conjuration glyphs… hmmm…

Oh no hideous laughter on Caleb

Aw dang he succeeded on his save roll

Travis just almost spit out his drink when Matt reminded them about the ship’s name

Jester suddenly a little jealous

Cad: “You have an air of authority”

Caleb: *panic mode*

Caleb honey we have talked about using suggestion on nice people

omg Nott’s got bullets

“I’m sorry that I used arcane trickery on you - can I use your happy fun ball?”

ooooooo!

Awwwwwwww. She’s cute I like Twiggy you guys.

Making Caleb all blush.

Awww and now he’s letting her play with Frumpkin all day. SO CUTE.

Oh. Oh that’s not good.

They literally opened a void hole

Caleb is not happy with this at all

Welcome to the Mighty Nein!

NOTT DO NOT GO IN THE HOLE

I dont like it

Oh my god she’s gonna get her head cut off

God I wanted a shopping episode but this is so much better

Oh daaaamn a fancy symbol

Oh shit it’s a vault

oh god oh god oh god

I mean I know they’re not gonna die it’s fine but still

Oh no

they’re somewhere weird without their tank

Somewhere not on the ship

oh good, corpses

I just wanted a nice chill episode did y’all HAVE to fuck with the magic clockwork ball

oh fuck

they are in the ball aren’t they

Cad’s gonna talk to the dead hellllll yeah

Fjord gets so touchy when people insinuate that he’s skinny xD

Oh jeeze I don’t liiiiiiiike thhiiiiiiis

The hut is super convenient tho

“Let’s kill her” I can’t breathe

So many books Caleb is delighted

OH FRICK

FJORD

Oh god oh no

This is baaaaad

oh no a doll

0/10

Matt what’s with the horror stuff

Ohhhh shit a book with spell equations

Caleb’s trying really hard not to put his curiosity about the book over his concern for Fjord

and now he’s taking it

BEAU

and Jester oh dear

“I can’t reach”

Caleb’s gonna cry about all those lost spell books

…an orb?

sure not THAT kind of orb

It’s gonna be an Aladdin’s lamp thing. Touch nothing but the lamp/orb.

OH DAMN is this their first dragon?? I cant remember but I think so

This episode has been a total mixed bag of hilarious and intense and just wtf

They’re all gonna die

I just wanted a nice calm episode with no life or death situations you guys

55 damage

they’re dead

they’re VERY dead

Guys I need to be up in 7 hours why the FUCK did you get yoruselves into a dragon fight

OKAY OKAY WAIT

JESTER CAN JUST PAINT THEM A DOORWAY OUT

Seriously Travis this is why we don’t fucking touch shit!!!!!!

There has to be an out somewhere, Matt wouldn’t just let them walk into this at level 7 without having an out for them

this WILL be a TPK if they stay

AHHHHH JESTER

HOLY SHIT

fuck

oh god

OH NO

FUCK

god DAMMIT IT WAS SO CLOSE

that could have saved them I cry

Oh no oh god oh no they’re dead

what is happening

I… cannot believe Fjord smashing his head into the crystal worked

Oh god, they’re gonna die

Or they’re gonna leave before Caleb and Nott even make it to the fucking dragon chamber

Taliesin is SO PROUD when he’s able to keep someone alive as Cad

Oh Jester

Oh Laura

Oh jester baby

Oh sweet girl

I need to sleep but I cant because I’m pretty sure the last time I passed out early Molly died

They need to leave but Nott and Caleb aren’t there yet

No more splitting up if you lose one of the group you go after them immediately this is so stupid they could be getting away if Nott and Caleb weren’t behind

OH FUCK THEY’RE PRONE

GET UP AND THEN EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT

“We’re running, It’s bad” CAD THAT’S THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATeMENT

yesss go Taliesin good call

NOTT GET UP AND RUN YOU IDIOT

nott

oh god oh god

Oh god please just run

get the fuck OUT Caleb

“Caleb wait for—oh, okay, bye.” Ouch, that hurts.

Oh god Jester.

We’re gonna lose Jester. I feel it.

oh thank god those bad rolls against Jester

Guys I’m literally gonna throw up

I cant believe Nott took that hit so that Jester could flee

JESTER AND NOTT ARE OUT

RUN JESTER RUN

I CANT BREATHE

SHE HAD 1 HP

AHHHHHHHH

KILL IT

HDYWTDT

PLEASE

YEEEESSSSS

LOOK AT HER SHE DID IT

AHHHHHHH

she did it

oh my god

im weeping

literally shaking

“this is for my ONY FRIENDS”

welcome to the Mighty Nein, baby girl.

please call it, matt, im so tired

oh thank god im going to cry

Orli is fucking tired of your antics, Mighty Nein.

AWWW Matt that was so sweet, letting her have a tooth

I’m crying you guys

Oh shit they were in there for a week??

Caleb’s moody about losing the books. But I’m so proud of him that he chose his friends over the knowledge.

Go the dos I can go to bed please I’m begging

Twiggy you’re so adorable I love you come back someday.

Oh Jester, baby girl. It’ll be okay, honey.

I’m very emotional.

Y’all they need a vacation. A nice day off. No near death nonsense for like two solid episodes.

“Weirdly I think I’m great.” that’s good to hear.

Caduceus is the best team dad you guys.

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