top 5 ships <3
1. spideytorch (or petermj. either one mwah) :p
2. thinkfast
3. samberto
4. katyana
5. ricstar
EDIT: CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT MATTELEKTRA. THEYRE SCTUALLY FIRST. ITS MATTELEKTRA. AND MATTKIRSTEN
ask me top 5/top 10 anything!!
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Any SamBerto hc's??
roberto is instagram famous for being a 20 y/o superhero billionaire and when he and sam are avengers, roberto constantly updates his story getting brunch with sam, hitting the gym with sam, going to whole foods with sam, doing irish car bombs with sam, to the point where not only is it a huge point of speculation among the x-men that roberto and sam might be dating, but buzzfeed runs a piece on whether or not new york’s hottest young billionaire superhero bachelor was actually a bachelor. roberto and sam refused to comment.
if izzy & sam do split, which the fact that they’re now in 2 different franchises on different planets makes me think they might, and if they split custody of joshie, i think roberto would want to be joshie’s cool gay uncle, and wouldn’t want to step on any toes, but because he and sam are so present in each other’s life, joshie would grow up with roberto as kind of third parent by default, anyways
sam likes to pick really truly awful pieces of country music, play them for roberto, and insist that he thinks each new and terrible song reminds him of them. roberto is working with spotify to develop parental controls specifically for sam’s spotify account.
roberto buys sam a lot of clothes because, left to his own devices, sam would wear three kinds of plaid at the same time, and can’t be trusted to dress himself.
hmmmmm i have more thoughts, but i have to finish a graphic before the afternoon ends, so that’s it for now, but my ask is always open
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fellas,
is it gay to hire a macrobiotic chef to prepare all of your best friend’s meals for him, just to help him achieve his ideal body?
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roberto, going through sam’s closet: what are all of these made of? cotton blend? polyester?
sam: boyfriend material
roberto: sam, we’re already married
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sorry but the last great american qbait is samberto. WHY in love 12 times
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