#palatal teeth

[evankinard]

my mom got reminded that I'm a lesbian and I watched her dream that I'd definitely gotten over my phase since the last time I mentioned it shatter in front of her eyes so I'm gonna stay in my room and sleep so I don't have to talk to either of my parents more than absolutely necessary for the foreseeable future like the completely well adjusted fucking adult that I am

#I can't get up to brush my teeth or go to the bathroom cause then theyll know im awake #i also forgot to eat dinner #so this is just fucking lovely im gonna pass out hopefully the world will be more palatable when i wake up

[loumands]

I had a dentist's appointment today and the dentist kept telling me i have such a beautiful teeth, she was like genuinely impressed. I was so proud like i'm getting such a good grade at having good teeth

#i have a narrow palate and the gummiest smile you've ever seen but at least my teeth are fine #.txt

[3cosmicfrogs]

…I’m gonna say it. Ask game for Voltron, literally any number. For the chaos.

oh Wife Mutual you are braver than the US Marines for uttering the name that must not be spoken in 2024... Let's Go!

2. Name your trash ship / 14. Name your crackiest crack ship

Not so much a crack ship as a garbage ship that is on crack like literally on crack the way i'm envisioning it: Shiro/Matt

Like listen, i dont see nearly enough content of any characters being nerds and the possibility for shiro/matt to be absolute dorks is exponential. like. 2 brightest minds of their generation with collectively maybe one(?) braincell between them on a good day. they are traumatised. they are constantly sleep deprived. they both independently got buff because of Space. Questionable relationships with robots. what i'm saying is they would be brilliant for each other and absolutely disasterous for everyone else.

6. who is your trash fave who is so problematic they probably have hate tumblrs dedicated to them 

i mean lots of people don't like The Clone (fandom dubbed Kuro)? Babygirl's pretty fucked up. Pretty evil. I like him, he did nothing wrong ever, he was absolutely right lance is annoying(they will come for me with bricks for this.)

10. what is the worst thing you want to become canon (character death, trash-ship etc)

look. many many things. but to name one: i think maybe 2-3 minutes more of Ulaz would have been fantastic. the emotional impact would have been incredible. also i like him.

16. what is your favourite ridiculous au

Look in general, not even limited to voltron: legendary disaster, i am a slut for Crack Treated Seriously and Hyperspecifc Job AUs. There's a fic floating around with Shiro as a SecUnit (murderbot diaries AU) which is ridiculous in the sense that in typical vld fashion it completely bulldozed over the queerness and Gender Deconstruction of the murderbot diaries and de-sexualised The Machine, but it still absolutely fucks because it's well-written and a total tear-jerker.

I'm also so so so supportive of Cosmic Horror (this needed to be explored in the show. tragically underused potential of everything and also the massive ancient sentient machines in your brain).

Voltron would have been so good if it was good.

Anyway thank you Wife Mutual i lov u mwah come invade my inbox or dms any time!

#mail from the beloved mutuals #the reason i cant let this series go is because it cracked my egg #vld #voltron #i like one (1) character of the main cast and the rest are intolerable to me. this is obvious to everyone. #i think a good show needs you to like at least half of the main cast. ergo vld is not a good show to me. sure some characters are palatable #but there's no MEAT yknow? nothing to sink my teeth in. everyone is either annoying or milquetoast #there's not even a Doomed Polycule (2/3 of my Good Show requirements)! also the fandom sucked. #you dont understand i was in the vld tumblr trenches in 2018 trying desperately to make shiro/ulaz happen. you dont know what ive SEEN... #the only thoughts i want to think about this show are Transgender thoughts and Wife Thoughts. #sorry for essay in the tags i have a lot of feelings.

[savetheghost]

You're the type of mf to whistle when you're trying not to look suspicious

HA

I CANT WHISTLE

I AM INCAPABLE OF WHISTLING

i bet u feel like an asshole now because i have never felt the pleasure of whistling a jaunty little tune while strolling through town with a big bouquet of flowers

#my teeth and palate dont allow it #they thought i might be able to after braces but nah theres growths on the backs of my front teeth #my teeth are so fucked up actually my orthodontist was obsessed with my mutated molars

[hauntedhowling]

Anyway my prey drive is killer and I'm at war with myself 247 bc of it. On one hand I wanna drop down and run after cats and bunnies and deer on all fours until I am satisfied. On the other hand my mate had to hold and console me when I hit a bunny with my car because I felt so fucking guilty for it. I cried in his arms for that.

#alterhumanity is not palatable #we are animals. we have animalistic urges. #yall need to stop infantalizing therians and alterhumans and otherkin #im a werewolf. the fuck do you expect a werewolf to do? pull out his teeth and become a fulltime vegan? fuck off #a hat nod to my carnivore alterhumand therian and otherkin. yall are not evil for yr prey drives #and youre sure as hell not evil for intrusive thoughts. i got you queen/king/lovley ruler ♥️ #therian #therianthropy #wolf therian #wolf kin #werewolf kin #alterhuman #otkerkin #lycanthrope #lycanthropy

[swallowtail-ageha]

Had a dream that can finally rival the stillbirth dream in horror!

#basically i started feeling pain in one of my teeth #and the more i looked at it i noticed it was splintering in half and an overgrown #new tooth that was coming from the palate was the one breaking it down #and it was like super gross and realistic and i had to pull it out bare handed and i passed out because of the bleeding #then i dreamt of one of grandma's last conversations with me when she knew she was about to die so :( #ok ig it isnt as bad as the stillbirth one because in that one i had to drag my overcooked half rotten baby's corpse around the school #and resorted to cannibalism to get rid of it bcs i couldnt let others know i gave birth so hmm idk

[the-island-and-the-dream]

apparently theres a right way to hold your tongue???? why did nobody ever tell me this, no wonder my teeth keep getting more fucked up

#apparently youre supposed to put the tip of your tongue against the roof of your mouth #like right behind your front teeth #and then suction or press the rest of it up against your hard palate #with the very back of it touching your soft palate #and if you #say #have it resting against your bottom teeth #it can cause or worsen an open bite #which is where your top and bottom teeth dont meet correctly #if they dont meet in the front but do in the back thats an anterior open bite #im kinda pissed nobody ever told me this #it wouldve kept me from fucking up my mouth like i have

[krak-house]

You know. I've been reading a lot of fics lately where Stede goes out of his way to learn to deal with Eds hair properly and there's this post going around about people never writing mixed characters correctly and I've been remembering how my mother never learned to deal with my hair properly bc i was the only one who inherited the thick curls from my dad's side and how my sisters used to bully me mercilessly bc my hair was different from theirs and

Idk where I'm going w this but i just. Something something readjusting expectations and learning to adapt to different hair types and bodies and needs of others as an expression of love something something growing up mixed with family that's read differently from you by outsiders fucks up your perception of self etc etc

#ofmd #blackbonnet #to be fair. im not like Mixed #im greek and jewish and cree #plus some other random Caucasian stuff #but its the first three that have fucked me up #my sisters both look White #but ive got a big nose with bumps in it and unruly curly brown black hair and skin so dark ppl used to ask my mom #if shed 'adopted me from some poor mexican family' #while my sisters are pale wasp looking girls with button noses and perfect teeth #so im really feeling the otherness that comes with having different skin and hair and features from everyone you grew up with #and really ive never had much interaction with someone like me so #if someone came along and bought shampoo for my hair type and loved my weird nose and #got jewellery for my complexion and helped me figure out the right palate and lighting for me.... #thats a deep kind of love that ive never experienced that really would prove the person loves every part of me and finds joy in who i am #and i think if i found that i would simply self combust and then marry them. in that order

[viriborne]

What if Belphegor only had bottom teeth like a cow

#I mean they TECHNICALLY have top teeth but they aren’t visible #they’re covered by a hard palate

[anarkhebringer]

I'm right by the way

#FFXIV #this game went so wrong with Paladins and did them so dirty only making them a bunch of dudes having a dick-measuring contest #I'm not even joking by the way it's literally a major plot point in the HW Paladin quests #a cheesy stereotyped storybook knight that's naively kind and loyal is way more palatable than FFXIV's Paladins #as a Dark Knight main I am reaching out a hand to Paladins in truce because y'all deserve the good plot we got #also saying this as a person whose starting class was Gladiator #I went through this too before DRK caught up in level and it was teeth-grindingly boring

[cadmusfly]

Disco Diffusion Prompt: "The Franklin Expedition, scenic view, 8k render, trending on artstation, arctic color scheme"

#neural network art #cad commits neural network crimes #this is a nice palate cleanser after boat with teeth

[moonlitmartyr]

Ok so everyone has the dream about their teeth falling out but what does it mean when you dream of growing an inhuman amount of teeth

#like my whole lower jaw under my tongue had teeth #my hard palate was covered in teeth #and they were shifting around in the gum

[bitchapalooza]

If I had a nickel for every time the cab driver has crossed my boundaries by basically insulting my teeth and trying to push me into saying yes to getting them cleaned, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s absolutely infuriating it’s happened twice 😀

#I have a cleft palate which means I may need to look into a specialist of some kind anyway #I’m not totally sure if my mouth structure IS affected #but it could be #so I don’t want a person that absolutely does not know what they’re doing touching my fucking mouth #not only that but my breathing is affected too #and my nasal passages are narrow #I mouth breath a lot #so I need a dentist who understands that I need a break to breath clearly if it happens to hard to breath thru my nose #I have had experiences where I’ve nearly choked bc I couldn’t breath #I can’t just go into a walk in clinic or anything and just expect them to have experience with a soft cleft palate #and for the record #I had just gotten done eating Cheetos so no my fucking teeth were not clean when he made me show him my teeth #talkies

[pnuk-r0ck]

My sister used to make fun of me for my tooth gap and here she is, with a tooth gap now herself

#She has a palate expander in now which basically spaces her teeth out #And her front two teeth used to overlap but with the palate expander it’s spacing them out #Thus giving her a tooth gap #Victor Speaks

[murdering-time]

(// ayo mun,, I just realized something- what if jervis rolled his R's like the brown-sweater-guy in the video does??

He might as well-)

--☎️

3:25

When he recites Through and Through it isn't necessarily an R roll but it tickles the teeth

And I only say so because I have spent... an unhealthy amount of time learning to dictate like Tetch

It tickles your teeth UvU

As for legitimately rolling his Rs?

I would love to see that in an iteration one day! I'm torn between him not being able to say them though and saying them far too eloquently //

#mun #ooc #muns ill btw hence no replies #im not taking a break per se #im reblogging and all that #but man I am lurgy-fied #and uni is kicking my ass #UvU good job Im a masochist #/j #im not Im a sadist /lh #me looking at woobiefied Jervis: *smack smack smack* #animal documentary voice over: this species of Jervi has been bred specifically to the human desire of *palatable cuteness*. #he is ill ridden #decrepid #and his eyes are proportionally large to the rest of his face #with teeth enhanced for an exagerated feature #this Jervis may just have well... been a pug #☎️ anon #☎️ ask