So anyway I want to kiss someone into trance and keep my eyes open so if they look at me they get ensnared by all the pretty swirling colors
And of course once I pull away from them they won’t even bother to close their mouth and they’ll just drool all over themselves from how pretty I am, completely unable to resist me or look away
And I can make their pretty little head nod in agreement with every word I whisper because they have to follow my eyes everywhere they move
Is that too much to ask for >:(
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“Gah…..gah……gah…..” He knew he knew how to speak; he was fairly certain he’d been articulate just minutes earlier. But now he didn’t seem able to form a word.
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"my art's too crappy for ai to want to steal" "I don't care about ai stealing my art y'all real artists stay safe tho" "if ai really wants my low res scribbles they can have them lol" stop it!! Your art was made by your human hands!!! That makes it infinitely more valuable than any ai schlock and they have no right to steal it from you, regardless of how you perceive its quality!!!
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truly absolutely on-brand that sid takes pen and paper notes during team meetings about “playing together all units” and “trust and ability” when there is exactly 0% chance that any of what the coaches are saying is new to him at all. dork.
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big rig manhandles his former captain out of the scrum
kraken at penguins | 15th january 2024
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Watching Orgazmo. Joe Young looks like this emoji: 😟
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I'm a little worried since I haven't finished my first Kinktober fic quite yet but I'm nearly 1k in and I'm pretty sure it's gonna give y'all nosebleeds.
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the image of könig just holding up this bigass foal to every one of his studs is sending me. just this. bigass dude carrying this bigass baby up while trying to figure out which one of them is the father. scolding his studs because one of those mfs wifed up honey before he could wife up bee and he's miffed.
People driving by his ranch just slow down to watch this giant of a man holding up a huge foal to one of his studs, squinting at the pattern on the stud's nose vs the foal. He shakes his head and moves onto the next one. Tells all his horses how disappointed in them for this, how they could've hurt poor Honey, how he expects them to be good fathers to this baby. The horses say nothing, because they're horses.
See also, Bee watches König pick up this huge ass baby like it's nothing and the foal barely even registers it's off the ground. Just chillin' in König's arms as he moves it out of the stall to clean. Very distracted by the way his biceps bulge under his shirtsleeves. Stands and chews on her nails watching him work with a dreamy stare until König can't stand her staring anymore and has to ask her to leave the barn.
"I'm not fucking you in the barn Schatz." But he will.
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what if we exchange letters and flowers talking through flower language and talked about each other so much that my coworkers tease me about us and then i send you a love song and you send me one and then we go to the movies and you keeps stealing glances at me and then i call you out on it later in a letter and ask you if you..maybe..want to hang out? ..sometime on…i think you call it….a date?…and then i get kidnapped!
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