#people are whack yall

[binders-and-beanies]

The f slur is for people who have gay sex and the q slur is for people who hate people who have gay sex. Hope this helps

#and it’s whack bc like. conservatives use both as slurs to describe ppl they perceive as gay sex havers #so it’s wild that the Reclamation yall talk about just means turning it into a word about Not liking sex #’if you let it mean something bad it will stay a bad word! so let’s make it mean something wholesome and empowering (hating gay people)’ #and then u assign what’s now Your word to gay people. along w the puritan culture you’ve attached to it #so then you’re surprised when gay people are gay. bc you’ve assigned them *ueer. it’s a cycle #mine #txt #f slur #q slur

[whack-patty]

Mr S 🧡❤️ What kind of bird is he?? Does he have characteristics of the type of bird he is?

IM SO GLAD YALL LIKE HIM IM HAVING SM FUN WITH THIS FELLA

He's a flame bowerbird! All of my bowerbird knowledge comes from like, two videos and a couple of wiki searches heho

Bowerbirds build funky little houses and collect colorful objects to try and catch the ladies attention!

SO OF COURSE this wealthy little successful author has put together a lavish home full of bright and colorful objects that he just LOOOOOOOVES to show off. (((He is the only one living here and it feels rather empty sometimes but he'll never let you know that)))

I haven't designed his house yet so enjoy these random screenshots of fancy houses

He's also a collector!

Bowerbirds tend to have favorite colors! I noticed a lot of them really like cobalt blue--flame bowerbirds (from my minimal research) tend to dance more than they collect, but Mr S for sure collects fun little things :^) he really likes cobalt blue things but he doesn't feel too confident in how he looks wearing that color, so he surrounds himself by green instead. Buuuuut he's starting up a blue collection somewhere in his mansion...

He's a bit over the top material living wise and I'm trying to decide if he's a gift giver 🤔 if could be funny

He also. Of friggin course because I thought it was hilarious. Has a ton of funky little bird body language

Behold this video

Based on the funny little dances these guys do, I decided sneep snorp:

- dilates his eyes differently

- waves his hands/wings a lot to get peoples attention

- vibrates like a phone sometimes. Just when he's hyped. Brrrrr

- PUFFS HIS LITTLE FEATHERS UP WHEN HE'S EXCITED

- likes to dance. he is not good at it but he sure does love to wiggle and boogie

- he's just twitchy in general, like small birds tend to be

I've ran out of room for images but I'll que up some doodles I've done about these little quirks for ya :^)

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK BY THE WAY YOU ARE SO VERY SWEET

#love yall #kind kind people #sneep snorp #mr s #sing oc #sing movie #whack patty's pats #my art lol #fun colors my beloved #cobalt blue................not my usual color of choice but i want to learn how to work with it for his story....

[atiny-piratequeen]

Lol

#they literally reposted several of my and other people's works and would basically play fuckin whack a mole #with reposting so even if i did submit ONE report #whos to say the work wouldnt have been reposted with a new link by time yall asses got to it?? #not to mention i reported the entire account bc all they do is fucking steal but go off ig #oh and their account is still up so case closed my ass i want their head

[missingn000]

business kids are too dumb to do econ or anything actually cerebral, and comp sci kids are (a) a dime a dozen, literally everyone is doing comp sci now, and (b) not studying anything nearly as interesting as literally anything else. like, ik, i want to study theoretical physics, so i might be a little unhinged, but im telling you im RIGHT. also coding is quite possibly the most mind numbing, painful activity i’ve ever encountered. and same tbh, i feel like there’s so much stuff going on that’s more interesting + i’d end up disagreeing with however they decided to do the matching and getting into an argument with them🤠🤠

REAL AS FUCK cs is like. a SKILL not a major, unless you're doing actual hardcore research on algorithms or computational math, which rarely happens in undergrad cs programs. i hate coding too!! when my shit doesnt compile...like...GOD. how do cs kids take that much constant rejection? i could NEVER. econ is marginally better than business because it takes actual brains but it's still a similar type of person that does it

also. THEORETICAL PHYSICS YOU SAY? IM DOING THAT HXGFSGHJK well kinda. when you get to grad school you do weird hyperspecific shit like philosophy of quantum mechanics or how the discovery of dark energy & dark matter influences how physicists actually do science which is where i'm at. amongst other things. godspeed with theoretical physics it's great. a very worthwhile field of study and VERY unhinged but it's fun i promise

#yeah i'm sure however those cs kids do marriage matching is whack. bitchless people trying to get other people bitches? pleaseeeee #im sure id wanna throw hands too #but yknow #u can come off anon and message me btw i promise im nice ;__; <3 #that applies to everyone yall i love making friends

[gibbearish]

kids who werent raised christian being like "lol baptising children is whack if they tried to do that to me i would start doing things to make it look like i was possessed" no you would not. you would bask in the pride and approval coming from the adults around you and you would quietly wait your turn because you were told from birth that sinning sends you to hell and baptism is The Promise that youre dedicating your life to jesus that youve had hyped up for years and watched other people be fawned over as they cry happy tears about it and you do NOT want to fuck up your One Big True Promise To Love Jesus Forever So You Don't Get Tortured For Eternity when you are literally 8 years old. im begging yall to remember its a thousand times easier to see the church's bullshit for what it is when you're not actively in the church. eight year old you is not thinking about trying to fight back against an oppressive religious group indoctrinating children because You Are The Children Being Indoctrinated. stop acting like you would've magically known better if it were you.

#origibberish #ex christian #also yes this is very christian centric but from what ive gathered this could go for Catholics and mormons w their confirmation things #but i know very little about either so didnt feel comfortable mentioning them explicitly in the post

[mcnecklong]

Through the power of butterscotch and sheer determination (& a healthy dose of bitching) we WILL get through this

#yall know shits whack when even Don accepts a comforting butterscotch #retail life #day 10 out of 11 #the freaks are out tonight #by that i mean its been so many rude or very needy people #and we have a district manager visiting soon #and we all know its going to go badly

[nunap]

The way people misunderstand and completely miss on Lee know personality is outstanding

#the people they group him with that are miles away from even his idol persona lmao yall are such whack judges #no wonder u stan *** or ***** #I'm glad that almost all my faves are humble and nice and don't flex about being hot or jerks but hey #also especially him and jisung have grown so much and worked on their blunt personality for what people calling him mean

[thelastsaiyanprincess]

i miss being monogamous.

#this dating and seeking a partner shit is whack #esp cuz there are like no monogamous people left lol #i just wanna focus on one person #also why is it so hard to find positive monogamy posts on tumblr? yall are weird.

[austinsastrology8991]

> Ascendant Aspects < How you Appear to be, and how your treated based off your appearances > why you look like a clown without makeup

Ascendant aspecting Sun - I like your smile. Did you put it on for me, or for yourself? yes your charismatic, yes we noticed why your so confident, yes your literally the greatest person do you really need us to shower you in affection all the fkn time? your extra but too many toppings ruin a good pizza. your the embodiment of the cheesy smile from that cat in alice in wonderland. main character energy for sure you get the attention and you know how to use it Ascendant Aspecting moon - 🌚 < dont they look like that.? idk but you guys look like someone you want to grab the cheeks of and treat like a baby, your like a sugar glider. but we know your emotional so we have to be careful with how we grab your cheeks 👀 please stop crying its just a joke > also; big ass eyes. you are so sweet that everyone just wants to take you home and feed you till you become so obese you cant leave Ascendant Aspecting Mercury - the most devilish and cheeky smile all at once. they look like a kid about to do something bad, or have just been caught doing something bad and are now trying to explain why they had to do that dumbassery. but no matter how much you explain yourself, we will still question you because its funny watching you come up with explanations. you give me the vibe of any character from cartoon network or nickledoen - timmy turner, southpark, phineas and ferb, ed edd and eddy, or fkn bart simpson, you act like a cartoon yes.

Ascendant Aspecting Venus - I dont normally do this but whats ur number? is what your used to hearing presumably. and its not necessarily because your attractive... okay you are, you can stop pouting now. but its because you know how to get attention and you clearly love getting it. but they act so superficial, and oblivious sometimes... like they purposrfully look away just so its easier for you to look at them, 💀 then they look back playfully and it gets you in the feels. remind me of doctor who's bitches (any of them) they all act the same idc what you say

Ascendant Aspecting Mars - so pissed off lol but its hot. they are fierce > if they want something they are going to get it, and even the mere consideration of negotiating what they want will just get them more mad. which makes them more attractive? idk people love their ferocity, and as much as people say they don't like aggressive types, they don't ever get in their way when they pissed off (ik because im hot head) your basically a hornet > and no one gonna fight a hornet without the proper precautions Ascendant aspecting Jupiter - Yall are excellent at impressions and being impressionable, idk how you do it so well. You just act normal but then pull off this funny shit and return back to normal like its nothing. you guys perfected just being, and this energy makes people want to be around you. Your like a firework, the explosion is awesome, but when it goes away your like damn that was awesome wish it stayed; but thats what makes it so good, because we never know when its coming, and when its gone we want it back lol Ascendant Aspecting Saturn - batman without the mask sucks. thats you. batman without the mask.... why so serious???? > "because life shouldnt be taking for granted and fuckery aint apart of my Repertoire" - is some whack ass shit yall would say. you have great dignity, but people get insecure around you because your on top of your shit. oh and you tell people to get on top of their shit all the fkn time lol. > your like a crow, you look like one and act like one. - Side note- one time i had a stand off with a crow: I was chilling at home and i was on top of these tile blocks, then this crow came along. I tried to scare him, by like staunching him just a bit. but he responded by gripping the tree branch he was perched on, by twisting his claw foot; and he did it with so much ferocity it made this bone cracking noise (from the strength of his grip gripping the tree) and suddenly i was intimated.... by a fkn crow. okay moving on

Ascendant Aspecting Uranus - how did you even become like that. no one really understands why you act the way you do, you do some really eccentric things which are eye grabbing but also disturbing the more you think about it. your like a sword fish. theres probably more effective ways to kill fish, but i mean a sword works, we are just wondering how you attached a sword to your face. also try to calm down, you doing so much and acting so bizarre that im actually more worried about you, even though im laughing my ass off. Ascendant Aspecting Neptune - your like a mirror of all that i ever could want in a person, and this mysterious allure you so easily pull off is truly enchanting. its like being around you makes it feel as if reality can so easily be readjusted into what i would like it to be. but this quality of urs is addicting, and no wonder people project onto you. but you cant even blame them, you literally shapeshift into whatever you want, and typically you like to show it off. your like a chameleon. or a axolotl Ascendant Aspecting Pluto - you scare people easily lol. your a spider. but spiders are sexy.... look at the BUNDA. okay but those teeth yeesh, have you ever seen a spider like lick its lips, bro its fkn scary. theres a reason arachnophobia is the most popular phobia and its because spiders are fucked. and yall are fucked. you move like a spider, and i swear to god you smile like one too lol. but people low key wanna be eaten by a spider..... so go ahead choose yo prey you fkn creepy crawler

#astrology #astrology blog #astro community #astrology notes #astrology observations #astrology placements #ascendant aspects #astrology aspects #astro observations

[thesupreme316]

hiiiiii I hope you have a amazing day,

I was wondering how the Aew boys react if someone try to use you against them like during the matches with them or in backstage with them busy with a other match ( like the attacker interrupt the match to show you being attacked) , I hope this makes sense 😭

i gotchuuuuu sweetheartttt

AEW Stars React To: You Being Attacked by Their Opponents

Pairings: Kenny Omega X Reader, Ricky Starks X Reader, Hook X Reader, Darius Martin X Reader, Nick Wayne X Reader, Daniel Garcia X Reader, Eddie Kingston X Reader

Word Count: 1.2K

Supreme Speaks: Thanks to anon for this request (YALL KEEP EM COMING), this was really fun and a little bit different than how I typically post these. please know that you are loved and appreciated

Warnings: ANGST and fluff but ANGST, GIFS are NOT mine, not proofread

Taglist: @hooks-martin @hookerforhook @wwenhlimagines @eddie-kingstons-wifey @triscillal @cassie0sstuff @sheinthatfandom

**Every person has their own backstory (in a wrestling world where I am a fantastic booker/producer) and the person who attacked them are in ()**

Eddie Kingston (BCC)

This happened during Eddie’s match against Christian Cage

Eddie didn’t want you out there in fear that Christian might rizz you up (or even Luchasurus no judgment)

So as he’s about to finish the match; the titantron shows up with you on the floor as Wheeler Yuta and Claudio tower over you

Eddie goes berserk; he no longer cares about the match; fuck the match

He leaves the match to rush to your aid with a kendo stick; whacking and cursing anyone who dares get in the way

He gets to you and hits Claudio and Wheeler as they run away; he holds you with so much care and curses himself out too

“Fuck Claudio and his Yorkie bitch! Fuck, I should have kept an eye on you doll. I’m sorry, it’s my fault”

Legit feels bad about the situation (it almost reduces him to tears) as you are put in an ambulance

Looks at Mox and says “You betta pray that she’s okay or Renee won’t be able to recognize her husband”

Darius Martin (Kingdom)

Okay hear me out; the Kingdom attacks you and then throws you on stage during Darius’ match to distract him

He looks at Action Andretti and Matt Sydal as they tell him to check on you; Darius goes with you backstage as doctors check on you

He’s silent….which is unusual and almost unsettling for you; he’s really taking everything to heart and is angrily simmering

“I’m so sorry that they dragged you into my mess, but I promise I will fix this”

He really feels remorseful about everything and certainly disappointed with himself that he allowed this to happen

Next week; he comes out with a chair and whoops ass

But I think he would go so far to the point where Andretti and Matt have to come out and say stop

He calms down and sits with you backstage for the rest of the show (he prolly will never take his eyes off you again)

Hook (Jack Perry)

Mans is fucking up everyone in sight

Bad enough that Jack took his title and refused to give him a rematch; so Hook is wrestling a jobber

As Hook has his opponent in the Redrum; Jack pops up on the screen with Anna Jay who is just choking you out (wish it was me)

Hook keeps the submission on long enough for the bell to ring before zooming backstage; just as Anna and Jack getaway

He is livid and starts throwing people left and right until he realizes that you are still on the ground

I think he feels exposed at the fact you were attacked cause he really does care about you

He helps you up and is visibly upset; vows to get revenge but then has a better idea

Two weeks later; he returns with you in tow and you two start WHOOPING THOSE TRICKS (to the point where the FTW championship is on the line in a tag team match; ex Edge and Kelly Kelly vs Dolph Ziggler and Laycool)

Nick Wayne (Swerve)

THIS SWEET BABY

He honestly doesn’t know what to think (and what he did to deserve Swerve hating him so much)

I feel like as soon as he sees your unconscious self on the screen, he would immediately dash backstage (like Eddie)

He would run up to your body “Y/N! Are you okay?” Before getting attacked by Swerve and AR Fox; who would then be run off by Best Friends

As he falls to the ground and when he wakes up, Nick would think that he’s a failure (DESPITE NOTHING IS HIS FAULT)

It would really take you constantly reassuring him that he was fine and nothing is his fault

“Yeah sure, but if I can’t protect you from attacks; then what kind of a man and wrestler am I?”

Like Darius, Nick would never allow you to leave his sight

Not until he ended this feud with Swerve

Kenny Omega (Will Ospreay)

Kenny would be that person who would just fill his mind continuously

During his match against Jon Moxley (sorry), The United Empire shows up with you about to go through a table

He turns his attention as Jon rolls him up and wins; Kenny immediately runs to the back

The Bucks attack the group and you are dropped on the floor (not through the table); you have no injuries

As he approaches backstage, mans is worried and anxiety has filled his body

Subconsciously declares war with Opsreay and will allow guilt to take over his mind

“I swear to you that Ospreay, that son of a bitch, will pay for this shit. And he will literally pay for your therapy (bitch take the free therapy plz)”

So much to the point where he’s not smiling anymore and treats every match like a deathmatch

Tbh, as long as Will shows up, Kenny will attack him without fail

Ricky Starks (CM Punk/The Factory)

OKAY LISTEN TO ME I believe that CM Punk would do some fucked up shit (as a true heel)

So during after Ricky’s match on Collision (who hasn’t seen you all night), Punk would show the footage of you being attacked by The Factory

But then he would say; “but that was earlier tonight”

And then BAM Punk attacks Ricky from behind and leaves him the ring

Ricky is upset at himself for not recognizing that you were missing all night and mad that he allowed Punk to attack him and you

Immediately checks on you and apologizes profusely

“I’m so sorry; I should have noticed, I should have made sure you were beside me-” “Ricky, you have been saying I’m sorry for the past hour” “Because I am!”

Would cut a vicious promo on Punk that embarrassed and angered him at the same time

Vows to get his revenge and starts it by attacking Punk

Daniel Garcia (Chris Jericho)

OKAY WOULD LOVE TO DO A POST ON HOW I WOULD BOOK DANNY’S EXIT FROM JAS

Danny is on the verge of leaving the JAS due to differences and Chris’ power trips, and you are his escape from it all

Chris knows this and tries to use it to his advantage; he tries to talk to you about Danny and keeping him in the JAS

To which you disagree and say it’s his decision; to which he got angry….and to which he may or may not have hit you with the baseball bat (CAUSE HE’S A JACKASS)

All of this was shown during Daniel and Sammy’s tag team match; Danny immediately jumped down from the apron (essentially leaving Sammy hanging) and ran to the back

He would be so angry that he would quit the JAS right then and there

Time skip, you were okay; when Danny told you the news, you were happy but you wouldn’t show it to him, asking him if he was sure

“Y/N, your safety, and well-being is more important to me than Jericho’s trash ass club. And it always will be.”

The following weeks are filled with confrontations until Daniel joins the BCC (who are not complete assholes in this universe)

HES FREE

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

#aew #all elite wrestling #aew imagine #all elite wrestling imagines #aew hook #aew hook imagine #daniel garcia #daniel garcia imagine #daniel garcia x reader #eddie kingston #eddie kingston x reader #eddie kingston imagine #aew daniel garcia #hook x reader #darius martin #aew darius martin #darius martin imagine #darius martin x reader #kenny omega #kenny omega x reader #kenny omega imagine #ricky starks #ricky starks x reader #ricky starks imagine #nick wayne #nick wayne aew

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Remember where you wrote a fic about reader being the creator of huggy wuggy? What if we have a continuation of that (huggy still being much alive) where we basically save the smaller huggies from mommy long legs? Cause if Huggy Wuggy is my creation then these little critters are my grandbabies :D

YES YES GOD I WAS WAITING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! <3

(The other fic is here if yall wanna read it)

....

"Next up..Whack-A-Wuggy. Hm, wonder which toy this one’s about.”

Huggy tilted his head, looking confused as he pointed to himself. You just sighed. “That’s what we call sarcasm, bud.”

He blinked for a moment, before nodding in understanding (despite not fully getting your sarcasm). Then he ducked his head as you both headed down to the next game, which was inspired by whack-a-mole. You wondered how your Grabpack was going to come into play.

Surprisingly, your beloved creation gone rogue remained totally docile, even in the presence of Poppy and Mommy Long Legs. Though he seemed distrustful of the little red-haired doll, and was clearly annoyed that Mommy forced both of you to play these games, with him acting like a “proctor”.

It’s not like you had any choice. But luckily she didn’t try to persuade him into joining her side. So at least you weren’t alone.

“I’ve been thinking..if you’re technically my son, then are these Huggies my grandkids?” You half-joke as you gestured to the Huggy Buddies painted on the walls, seeing Huggy smile and chirp. “Yeah. I thought so. C’mon. Maybe if they see you they’ll calm down.”

Holding your hand, he followed you inside the arena, looking around at the old paint, sandy pit, and giant holes all over the walls. He was incapable of frowning and yet..felt sad.

This place looked so dark and miserable...nothing like it used to be.

His fur became bristled as the shutter suddenly slammed down, locking you both inside. “It’s okay, Hugs.” You hushed, pointing to a corner. “Just observe me from there and I’ll handle this.”

Huggy shuffled to that spot, curling up on the floor while you directed your attention to the television, which played a tape explaining the game’s rules:

“Welcome to Whack-A-Wuggy. This advanced test is designed to assess the extent of your reactionary abilities. A dual-palm Grabpack will be provided to you for this test. Around you are 18 sizeable holes. An adorable Huggy Wuggy toy could appear out of any one of these holes. If one comes out, hit it with your Grabpack. That’s all. Good luck.”

'Thanks..I’m still alive ‘cause of pure luck at this point.’ You huffed, looking up to see Mommy at the observation window. 

Right on schedule.

“The toys in this game used to have strings attached to them..so they could be pulled back when they got too close to the children.” She spoke in a dull, monotone voice, still annoyed that you’ve won the last game. “Hmm..”

Your eyes widened as you saw a bundle of white strings in her grasp, dropping them to the floor. “Have fun~”

That bitch. She was cheating again!

“..oh you little-”

The lights dimmed, and you heard movement coming from within the walls, readying yourself. You’ll get your chance to yell at her later on. For now you had to focus on surviving this game.

The Buddies started crawling out one by one, their fur colored blue, red, yellow, and green. They looked filthy, bristled, and feral. You had no idea how many there actually were. Hell, you completely forgot these guys even existed. 

You can forgive the company for making Kissy due to your creation’s rising popularity--but you thought these tiny versions were just one big cash grab to bring people into the Game Station by using Huggy’s face. They even had their own merchandise.

You never paid much attention to them before, though now you obviously had to. And if it weren’t for the fact they were likely trying to kill you...they seemed awfully cute.

You felt bad for hitting them back into the holes, especially since their taller counterpart was sitting in the corner watching everything, but you knew they could very well pounce on you if ignored for too long. 

You weren’t about to find out if they had sharp jagged teeth like he did.

Fortunately this game went surprisingly better than Musical Memory, and you won as the lights turned back on and you heard slow applause from Mommy.

“Oh, you did it....huh.....hooray! Mommy is soooo proud of you~!” 

“Whatever,” You scowled up at the pink toy, not knowing why she bothered keeping up the cheery act. “Just give me the code.”

“Okay, as Mommy promised..here’s another hint.” She snaked her arm through a nearby vent that opened up, holding a piece of paper. You took the code and looked at it as she retracted her arm. “Only one more game left to play. Sad, Mommy was hoping you’d stay here forever. Though..it’s never too late to change your mind. What if he wanted you to stay?”

Huggy blinked at him being mentioned, growling at her.

“Leave him out of this.” You huffed. “See you at the next game.”

“Of course~! It’s going to be so much fun!” She giggled as she left the room.

Finally you were allowed to leave the arena, though Huggy seemed hesitant to go, wanting to check up on the Buddies. But at your insistence, he followed you through the tunnels.

Shortly after that, however, his hearing picked up something that you didn’t quite catch. And suddenly you saw him sprinting back to that area. “Wait! Where are you going?!” Letting go of the grappling bar, you chased after him, confused. “That’s the wrong way, Huggy! We can’t-!!”

Nothing could’ve prepared you for the horrific sounds of crashing and terrified screeching you heard. And you both eventually stumbled upon a terrible sight in the middle of Whack-A-Wuggy:

It was Mommy, throwing one of the red Buddies against the wall, before snatching a green one out from a hole, strangling the poor thing. Nearby, a blue and yellow one were ensnared in a cobweb, their fur all bloodied and matted as they struggled.

You were shocked.

Was she..punishing them for failing to get rid of you?

“You disappointed me so much, especially you four!! I EXPECTED BETTER FROM ALL OF YOU!!” She screamed, choking the life out of the green Buddy. “Do you want Mommy to string you up by your NECKS?!! Maybe Mommy will do that and leave you there until you learn to be-!!!”

Suddenly she heard a much louder screech and turned just in time to see Huggy tackle her, catching the green Buddy and scooping up the red one. You realized what he was doing and immediately rescued the other two from the web, cradling them in your arms.

Mommy coughed as sand got into her mouth and eyes, recovering just in time to see you and Huggy fleeing the area. She didn’t follow, though, instead laying there fuming. 

She never thought Huggy, of all toys, would stick by you. Poppy was only expected, but him?

Curious, she’ll just watch and wait for the moment he betrayed you. Maybe with the Buddies joining you they’ll turn on you, too, and devour you whole.

That thought made her giggle.

Surely the beast within him will reawaken soon enough.

.............

As soon as you felt like you were far away from the game, you stopped to catch your breath, shrugging off the Grabpack. “God..what the hell was that about?” You knelt down to set the yellow and blue Buddies on the floor.

Was Mommy seriously mad about you winning a game that she rigged? And why would she take it out on the toys? 

‘Did she do the same to Bunzo?’ You recalled hearing stuff being thrown around and cymbals clashing as you left Musical Memory, but elected to ignore it.

Maybe you shouldn’t have.

Regardless, you felt better knowing you at least helped these guys despite them trying to kill you minutes ago. You believed Mommy was using them since there was nobody else around.

Sighing, you watched as the two Buddies flocked to Huggy, whimpering and whining as they hugged him alongside the green and red ones. He chirped softly to calm them down, and for a moment...you thought you saw tears in his glossy plastic eyes.

As heartbreaking as the scene was, it also warmed your heart a little to know he wasn’t a mindless monster chasing you through vents anymore. He could still love. 

All those scientists who claimed he couldn’t feel such things anymore were wrong about him. Their experiments might have broken his mind, but you came back here to heal his broken heart. And that made you smile.

You were much too tired to get up from the floor at the moment, so you were surprised as all four Buddies ran back to you and hugged you. Their small chirps indicated they were sorry for attacking you before.

"It’s okay, little fellas. You’re safe with us now.” Gathering them into your arms, you squeezed them, feeling like a kid again. “Nothing’s gonna hurt you.”

Huggy simply watched with joy, glad that you’re finally reconnecting with his family.

He hasn’t felt this happy in years.

#clanask #anonymous #poppy playtime x reader #huggy wuggy #huggy wuggy x reader #huggy buddies #mini huggy wuggies

[digenerate-trash]

Yoo some Apocolypse sydney faction ideas!

• The reason sydneys faction is so important is because of the books and clothes! The schools water system is too old to rely on electricity, so it's basically an unlimited but controlled recourse. But it didn't take long for the electricity to go out, removing the schools lighting and heating/ac entirely. Thanks to windows being dangerous, places with lots of them are considered either dangerous or are covered up so that the turrets aren't alerted. That leaves everywhere really dark (how rogue kylar lives. Bitch can see in the dark and sleeps in lockers) and very cold at night. That's where sydney comes in- before the apocalypse, he already had the keys to the school and the library due to coming in and leaving late to open and close it, and he keeps them extremely close. His books and even his clothes are used as tinder for both lighting and heat, which is essential, although he is extremely stingy- he chooses what books are allowed to be burned, and his lambs are punished if they burn books friviously, and he also drives a hard bargain. His main import is water- one full bucket in exchange for 3 books, and a 3 days rations for clothes. People mostly use clothes as replacements if theirs are too damaged (they usually pay robin a ration of water to mend clothes, but sometimes they are unable to.) And as mostly bedding these days, due to how limited the resource is.

• The library itself is locked at almost all times, making it impenetrable. It's very dark, and almost fully silent. People sleep on clothing beds between the library's aisles, and sydney's quarters are behind his counter, where he has his chair covered with clothes as a bed and the under counter where he keeps his favorite books. The changing room is mostly storage, but also where he punishes his straying flock.

• Sydney is extremely strict with his sheep, and keeps his group extremely small and close. You have to prove to him you belong, and if you mess up, he punishes you in the churchly fashion- pain. Fire is the only good method for it. If you act out minorly, he puts the fire close to your skin and let's it redden and become painful, but if you steal or betray him.. you are burnt and cast out into the rest of the School with a brand. It's why it's so hard to get spies into his faction- hard to tolerate without the proper conditioning that his loyal flock receives. You get bedding and good food and water, but you have to lose your individuality- you have to follow every rule- you have to lose all contact with the outside population. While most students outside of this faction have given up on staying clean, Sydney demands it- it's why he trades for so much water. All of his children and himself are as clean as possible given the circumstances- hair brushed, washed and combed through in the bucket, and bodies washed of any blood or grime. If you try and sequestered water or stay unwashed, you are punished. Yes I like giving them a god complex </33

• When you're sent out to trade with the rest of the School, you are not allowed to speak. A piece of paper covers your face with the resource you're trading, and it's impossible to tell who you are. It's both isolating and it keeps you safe- Whitney can't target you personally when all of you look the same, when they can't even hear your voice. They also have a dress code- plain grey School Cardigan, and long black school skirt/pants. All in the name of avoiding vanity and keeping safe and anonymous for Sydney.

I imagine being sydneys favorite sheep in the herd would be rather suffocating> :3c

- Dolbog! (Will be making ocs for this au)

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I gotta say I love it when yall contribute to my whack ideas-

Sydney facing into his deepest religious teachings to keep himself safe crating structure for his faction as well as making a system that ensures he's safe as well.

Also sydney making sure that paper over the face to hide identities is smart.

Plus you know that if you're sydneys favourite little lamb you're kept so far away from the rest of the rifraff.

#forgotten au #sydney the faithful #i was gonna originaly have them as a cannibal cult. digging into that darkest aspect #but i also like the idea of sydney being into branding

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Okay okay people love mean Jake fics but what about mean NEYTIRI to the reader fics she’s so mommy bc Neytiri is a brat tamer idc what yall say🙏🏾🙏🏾 also your writing is so good 🫶🏾🫶🏾

The way you speak the truth baby OMG

Neytiri would be so mean 🤭😩😩😩😩

Also, I'm glad you like my writing bby 💚💚💚💚

Neytiri has never been nice to you. She's a few years older than you, and since you were children, she'd train you with sharp words and mean looks and whacks on the head.

And now that you two have grown up into your early twenties, she hasn't changed one bit.

Your relationship has, though.

Neytiri has you bent over her lap, her lithe hand spanking your ass, making you sob and mewl, pussy dripping at her cruel demeanor.

“I warned you to stay away from him, didn't I?” she snaps, her hand caressing the plush of your ass before spanking you again. “But the moment you could, you ran to flirt with him like a little whore.”

“No!” you gasp, shaking your head. She spanks you again. “No, I-I didn't mean to. I wasn't flirting with him on purpose!”

She spanks you once more, harder, the pain making you sob. “Liar,” she accuses. The image of you coquettishly laughing at everything Jakesully said makes her anger flare, her rage filling her veins like molten lava, hot and uncontrollable.

“I didn't mean to make you jealous, Mommy!” you cry, and she spanks you again.

“You're such a slut that you don't even notice when you flirt with other people, do you?” she demands, spanking you harshly before her hand trails down to your pussy. She runs her fingers through your folds, gathering your slick before raising her soaked digits to her face and licking your arousal off.

“Mommy, please!” you whine, needing her to touch you already.

“Brats don't get to ask for favors,” she replies sharply before lifting you off her lap and lowering you to your knees between her legs. She removes her loincloth and spreads her thighs, exposing her pretty, soaked cunt. “Make it up to me and I'll see if you deserve to have your pussy eaten, hm?”

You nod eagerly, your hands falling to her thighs, gently caressing her soft skin before you lower your face to her pussy. You lick up Neytiri's slit, her taste sweet, her scent thick, and she shudders softly. One of her hands falls to your head, tangling itself in your hair as she tugs you higher, up to her clit.

You lick over the sensitive nub slowly, your eyes rising to meet hers, before you suck her clit between your lips. Neytiri gasps quietly, hips rolling against your mouth.

You use one of your hands to push your middle finger inside her, curling it upwards and finding her g-spot with ease. She groans, hips jerking, and you coordinate the movement of your finger with the licks you deliver to her clit.

“Yeah, much better,” she says. “That pretty mouth does more than just lie about flirting with others, hm?”

You smile softly, humming in response, sending vibrations up her pussy. She forces your face deeper in her pussy, her thighs threatening to bash your skull in from their unbelievable strength. You hold one of her thighs open, keeping her spread for you.

She moans, her nails digging into your scalp, her thighs trembling, her slick dribbling down your chin, your lips swollen from sucking on her folds.

“You can be such a good girl for me,” Neytiri says, pulling your hair, making you whine. “But you only behave when I treat you like a whore. You only play nice when I'm mean. Why's that?”

You meet her gaze with yours, speaking against her clit, “I like when you're mean.”

Neytiri chuckles, her hips grinding against your mouth. “You're just a little slut. Such a dirty, needy whore.”

“Mhmm,” you agree, nodding, your pussy dripping between your thighs. “'m your slut.”

Neytiri scoffs softly, tugging your hair harshly. “You better be only mine, brat. You know what will happen if I catch you with someone else, hm?”

You nod. The other person would be wiped off the face of the planet.

You sink your ring finger inside her as well, both your digits pressing up to her g-spot, knowing just how to touch it. You make soft, precise movements, making her gasp, her pussy dripping around your hand.

“Fuck! Just like that!” she mewls, nodding eagerly.

You drag your teeth over her clit and she jolts, hips quivering. Her scent invades your senses, makes your pussy throb, and you suck at her clit with more enthusiasm. You get off on the way her body responds to you, on the way your touch makes her squirm and moan. It drives you crazy that a woman such as Neytiri can be so sensitive when it comes to you.

Your fingers are clenched tightly in her pussy, her slick smearing all across your face. You're pressing against her g-spot with perfection, making her jerk, her body trembling.

“Fuck! Come on, baby. You can make me come, can't you?” she encourages, smirking down at you. “You can show me you're just for me, right?”

You nod, adding more pressure to that spongy spot, sucking and kissing her clit, making her gasp.

Neytiri is so sweet, her cunt so sweet, her scent so intoxicating, her skin soft and laced with an earthy scent, somewhere between the river and the flowers. Her scent drives you crazy, makes you wetter than you already are, your clit aching to be touched by her.

“Oh, that's so good,” she says. “That's it, baby. That's it. 'm so close, girl.”

Your fingers fondle her cunt, your mouth bestowing a savage combination of licking and sucking at her clit. She shakes and gasps, dragging her fingers through your hair, making you groan softly.

She shudders as her orgasm finally washes over her, shaking her, her slick gushing out of her and right into your mouth. You drink it up, mewling at her taste, as she rubs herself against your face, riding out her orgasm.

“Fuck, you're so good, baby. Oh, that's it.”

You pull your fingers out of her, licking her arousal off them, before meeting her languid gaze, giving her pretty puppy eyes, silently begging.

Neytiri grins, her skin glowing in the aftershocks of her orgasm. “Somethin' you wanna say to me, girl?”

You nod. “Mommy, touch me,” you beg, batting your eyelashes at her. “Please,” you insist, lying yourself on your back and spreading your legs. “I need you so bad.”

Neytiri smirks. It's now that she gets the chance to really punish you for being the little slut you are.

She offers you a soft smile as she lowers herself to the ground, crawling between your legs, positioning her face on your cunt.

You're soaked, dripping down your ass, and Neytiri licks your pussy, all needy and wet. You gasp, arching your back, your hands finding her head and caressing her hair.

“Thank you,” you gasp. “Mommy, thank you!”

She eats you out as if she were famished, her hands digging into your thighs, her tongue pushing past your folds, sinking inside you, and she rubs her nose against your clit.

You purr softly, the sound echoing in your shared tent, and Neytiri growls against you. You squeal, excited, pussy clenching around her tongue, and she smirks at your reaction.

Every time she pays you the slightest attention—smiles at you from across a room, holds your hand while walking in the forest, maybe only a glance when you're around others—you immediately melt for her. You are hers, mind, body, and soul devoted to her and her only. And she loves knowing that she owns you.

The pleasure is hot and cruel as it takes over your body, a fire igniting along your skin and making little beads of sweat form on you. You're trying not to dig your nails into Neytiri's scalp, but it's near impossible as you shake and writhe, as your hips buck against her mouth, smearing your arousal all over her face.

You mewl softly and groan, hips trembling. You can still smell Neytiri's rage, and it makes you a submissive, meek little thing. You spread your legs wider, trying to pull her closer, to create more friction as you grind on her face.

Just like you know her body, Neytiri knows yours. She pushes three of her long, lithe fingers inside you, stretching you open and playing with your g-spot. You gasp, pussy clenching, as you feel a wave of ecstasy fill you.

You know what it means. Neytiri's made you squirt plenty, and she loves doing it. She gets off on the way your arousal gushes out of you and makes a mess all over your pretty thighs.

As she presses up against your g-spot, she softly bites your clit. You feel your orgasm nearing, the sweet release a brush of her fingers away.

“Mommy,” you gasp. “Mommy, I wan' y'to make me come!” you beg, body squirming. “I need it s'bad!”

“You don't deserve it,” Neytiri replies, still pressing her fingers up, still fucking you with her hand.

“I do!” you reply, gasping. “I do!”

“No, you don't,” she says. “You can't come.”

“No! Please! Mommy, I'll be good!” you promise. “I'll do anything if you let me come!”

At this, Neytiri's ears perk with interest. She'd been planning to edge you until you were crying and shaking, but this is much more interesting.

“Anything?” she asks you.

You nod. “Yes, anything!”

She smirks. “Alright, then. Come for me, girl, hm? Come and then I'll tell you my terms, yeah?”

“Okay,” you reply, desperately nodding as she returns her mouth to your clit, eating you out, sucking you and biting you.

You feel like your body is about to burst. You're trembling violently, limbs growing weak, eyes rolling into the back of your head.

You're no longer in control of your body. You roll your hips against Neytiri's gorgeous face, your legs squeeze around her head, your chest heaves up and down with your gasps and drool spills from your lips.

“Yes!” you cry, seeing stars as your orgasm nears. “Yes! Fuck, Mommy!”

And then you're over the edge, squirting into Neytiri's mouth, soaking her and soaking yourself in your sweet, warm slick. You shudder as she rides out your pleasure, shake as she licks you clean.

She pulls her fingers out of you, still sticky with your arousal, and crawls on top of you, her hand caressing your breasts as her mouth lowers itself beside your ear.

“Y'wanna know what favor you owe me since I let you come?” she asks, nibbling your earlobe.

You moan softly. “What d'I owe you, Mommy?”

She chuckles. “'m gonna fuck you in front of Jakesully to show him you're mine and only mine.”

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part two to dating sean diaz headcannons maybe??

hi beautiful people❤️ i hope you’re all doing well, im sorry about how long this has taken it’s definitely overdue🫠 im gonna try and keep slowly making my way through requests so bare with me! hope you guys enjoy this <3 also please cutely pretend to not see any potential typos LMAOO

incoming summoning of all sean diaz lovers …

- sean is the type of boyfriend to buy you so many squishmallows but be pretend jealous at how many hugs you give them😭 jokingly says you probably love the squishmallows more than you love him but will still always buy you more when you see them together at costco trips

- a slow kiss enthusiast! sean prefers a more sensual and intimate make out sesh rather than a fast and rushed one, definitely has his hand cupped on your cheek, with the other resting on your thigh as his thumb gently rubs the skin there. will stop for a second to make deep eye contact with you and tell him he loves you before leaning back in😵‍💫 (i Fear i need him expeditiously..)

- if u have/want piercings he’d totally get them with you! cute matching septum/nose piercings methinks

- one of yalls fave things to do would be chatting shit ab bad tv LMAOO. like yall are always tuned into love island, too hot to handle etc. you both pretend it’s Insufferable but really you love hatewatching it (unfortunately daniel cannot watch with yall, esteban tells him its too inappropriate😭)

- MARIO KART MATCHES ALWAAYSS!!! after friday sleepovers yall will spend saturday mornings after breakfast playing! sean gives meeee… luigi or link main vibes? i think hes pretty good at it tbh, lowkey competitive but will happily throw the match the second you pout ab losing (unless ur an s tier mario kart player in which case yall will race against each other all day LMAO) oh and Ofc daniel plays with you guys but i think daniel would be absolutely HORRIBLEE at mario kart, everyone just lets him think hes good LMAOO

- in my last sean post i said that he prefers small displays of affection in public but in private he’s a lot more comfortable with touching you. nonstop cuddles, kisses every part of you he can see. loves for you to straddle or lay on top of him, will rest his hands on your hips or small of your back. likes for you to be kinda laid on top of him as yall laze around for a while, he basically uses you as a weighted blanket. sean loves doing nothing with you - sometimes just being quiet in your presence is perfect for him. unfortunately for sean its rare that he gets to be as affectionate as he wants with you because daniels alwaayss hovering around yall, and if not daniel, its esteban making sure his bedroom doors not closed😭

- esteban definitely works extremely hard and slightly struggles to make ends meet but would still wanna spoil sean and daniel -so any family trip he manages to save up for you are absolutely invited! sean would happily be a slightly cringe couple at disneyland with matching mickey ears, (not the kind of couples that cling to each other in the line for rides though LMAO). and every time daniels too short for a ride, sean will always always tease him and you have to give him a lil whack on the shoulder and then comfort daniel. when esteban (eventually) takes sean and daniel to see puerto lobos, he invites you along. you’re considered a part of the diaz family so esteban wants to share where he comes from with you and his sons :’) lots of long beach days with sean and daniel there!!! sean probably gets a lot of art inspiration from seeing you by the beach, probably having a playful water fight with daniel. he thinks you’re in your element when you’re being totally carefree. your joy is radiant for sean and inspires some of his greatest artworks :’)

- i think sean would need some reassurance from his partner. karen being an absentee mother has most likely given sean some abandonment issues so he’ll tend to feel anxious and insecure from time to time. genuine love and patience from his partner will help sean continue to open up and feel more secure in his relationship with you

- arguments with sean would be … a bit terrifying ill be real! the man is scary when he’s mad, i think he’d try his best to keep his emotions under control but frustrations get the better of us sometimes and he may end up saying something hurtful💔 he instantly feels guilty and apologises profusely but also understands saying ‘im sorry’ isnt always enough to take away the hurt caused. if you give him the silent treatment for a bit, i imagine he’d actually turn to daniel for advice! i think daniel would actually give weirdly helpful advice LMAO. he’d probably tell sean to start the conversation off by giving you something you like, like a choc-o-crisp. it sounds stupid at first but sean would probably attempt to bake you something (and fail horrendously) but seeing the effort he puts in to try and make things right is the perfect first step to resolving the argument :’) sean would definitely value communication in a relationship and wouldn’t want you to hold back about any potential problems!!

- you’d become a bit of a motif in seans artwork! he’d unintentionally draw some of your features or favourite interests in the background of his art, it becomes a sort of signature. you’re his muse!

- couples costumes for halloween are a must. for oct 2022 yall would show up to parties (and trick or treating with daniel) as miles morales and spider gwen!!

- i think the diaz family have a family game night every now and then that you obviously attend! they don’t hold back with you though, they will stack uno cards against you like crazy if you’re about to win😭 and daniel most definitely cheats at monopoly and takes extra money from the bank, to which sean always complains🤭

- during yours and seans early days of dating, he’d probably go out of his way to keep you from meeting his dad and daniel. not because hes ashamed of them.. more so he knows how embarrassing they can get and he doesn’t want you to think he’s weird. he’ll explain this to esteban after inevitably being badgered to bring you over for dinner one night, to which his dad will tell him that if you’re really right for sean and genuinely like him, you’ll accept his family too. besiiidees how ‘embarrassing’ can they really get? well .. i think your first time meeting seans family would be a bit disastrous. sean would insist on cooking dinner, i think he’d attempt lasagna but would leave it in the oven too long. as you arrive, daniel is probably in the midst of attempting another zombie costume project whilst sean and esteban freak out over the burnt lasagna now setting the smoke alarm off. once you arrive and knock on the door the muffled chaos from inside goes SILENT followed by the sound of some rushed movements and whispers. sean lets you in with a slightly panicked smile and despite the smell of smoke wafting into your nose, the ear piercing ringing of the smoke alarm harshly hitting your ears and the sight of his little brother drenched in what you hope is fake blood, you smile back at him and lean in to give him a sweet kiss on the cheek and all of seans worries about you coming over are instantly soothed.

- seans the type of boyfriend to be totally down with a pamper session. he’ll happily let you play aesthetician with him, applying multiple face masks, plucking his brows, waxing his legs, shaving his face, doing his makeup etc. sean seems like the type to have relatively clear and healthy skin but he’s left glowing after yalls little spa sessions!

- lyla ADORES you. you guys are probably incredibly close friends (actually i think lyla most likely introduced you and sean) you and sean are aware of lyla’s fear of her and sean not being friends one day, so you both make an effort to not leave her out of things. you guys definitely go to concerts and new movies together and make a bunch of amazing memories.

- sean has a polaroid of you in the back of his phone case❤️ his lockscreens reserved for his dad and daniel!

- absolutely adores you borrowing his tshirts or hoodies… he loves seeing you in his clothes but more so loves how they always smell like you after you wear them. if you’re bigger than sean he’d love borrowing any cute graphic tees or hoodies you had too.

- i think sean would spend christmas eve with your family and you’d spend christmas day with his! sean would paint you the most beautiful portrait of a candid photo of you, alongside a personalised photo necklace (these are so so cool - you can place a customised photo inside of the necklace, and you see it once you look inside the heart pendant!!) it’s probably of a picture that esteban took of the two of you during your holiday in puerto lobos. its one of the most beautiful meaningful gifts he could have gotten you, and you wear the necklace every day.

- i think when sean falls for someone he doesnt fall fast but once he does fall, he falls VERYY deeply in love. you bring him so much happiness and he loves expressing that through big and small gestures. randomly surprising you with flowers during the week, suddenly being overwhelmed with a wave of songs that remind him of you prompting him to make you a mixtape, writing you love letters, absentmindedly finding himself doodling you on a post it note mid class and handing it to you. sean loves you with all his being and shows it to you every day.

#life is strange 2 #life is strange x reader #sean diaz x reader #life is strange #lis2 imagine #lis2 sean

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What is different in Crown of conquest compared to the regular COTL universe? (Does Kallamar play any role in that AU?)

WOO I GET TO TALK ABOUT CROWN OF CONQUEST

btw go here for stuff on lamb gift culture in my au it was inspired heavily by op's wedding bells au which yall should totally take a look

ok so first i added a sixth grown, being the crown of amnesia. it's not actually in the land of the old faith, Woolbur's gonna have to go find it elsewhere but its an orange eye :3 (im also gonna write its own fic about it, bc i thought of it awhile ago) but i added another crown so i could justify the last crown having a seven pointed star lol

second, i gave all the other crowns animal forms as well. none of these are set-in-stone, but shamura's crown is a scorpion, kallamar's is either a jellyfish or a locust, heket's is probably a gecko or a salamander, and leshy's is probably a mouse or rat. leaning towards rat. the crown of amnesia is probably gonna be like a really small elephant or smth idk imma need help with that one, but the final crown, the crown of conquest, is gonna be a butterfly.

third, I want woolbur to interract with other lambs. that doesn't mean their people survived, oh no, he gets to meet lambs from outside the old faith. he joins a council of lambs, gathered to protect their kind, and quickly the rest of the council realizes that they placed a very powerful person on the council.

fourth, all of the bishops eventually join him. Narinder is last. in each one he overcomes their domain and gains their trust: for Shamura, they win a war they had no chance in. for Kallamar, they find a cure for a terrible plauge and administers it to all afflicted people in the cult. for Heket, they pull the cult through a great famine, and they even begin to thrive. for leshy, they whack him really hard on the head and runs away. in narinder's case, though, he just proposes to them and they get married lmao

theres a lot more that im going to talk about but these are the main things about it!! im really excited for this au

(also, OF COURSE Kallamar plays a role, hes my favorite guy!!!! hes important!!!!! this may be a narilamb au but i simply could not write anything without including kallamar even if its just subjecting him to minor suffering, also im still looking for more members of Kallamar's polycule so send me an ask if you want your follower oc to date him lol i'll also make a separate post abt it)

#posts to keep track of #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl au #coc au #crown of conquest #kallamar

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Hey yall, if you get an ask of someone hurting for money and needing a donation please don’t trust it without looking into it, I know this seems cynical but a blog that suddenly started posting one day and reblogged 20+ things but then never again that also has a donation link from the same day and sends an ask to a bajillion people….. not trustworthy.

Like maybe lets take that energy and send it to some of the many ongoing issues currently (please don’t stop donating to Palestine, they still need help!!!)

Sorry just got a really whack ask and it sucks because this may just be a scam that ends up taking away things from others.

Please also never click the random links!!!

#donation scams #dip talks #idk how to tag